Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Himer;3045852]I first want to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ a miracle was achieved today by the grace of his blessings. I went to a massage parlor not expecting much had a kink in my neck and on my lower back not in my crack,. ,. , don't want to say the name of the place but let's just say if you fall that means you have no balance as I went in I was met by a plump juicy nice looking Asian plump but juicy boobs god almighty knows how to make these Asians look so tasty, White rice or fried rice I'll take both.

Needless to say the devil is in the details as I drop my pants I was given the old switcheroo yes my friends a skinny petite spinner walked in with a smile and escorted me to the shower I was disappointed but I think Jesus that that it was not a 50 year old Asian lady trying to make her last nickel. The shower was good very nice I needed and I prayed as I was being blessed with her beautiful soft hands deep inside my crack your hands tended to go I am joyed it why why not you only live once. On the flip my friend or I should say my constant companion was ready to go thanks to the blessings of Jesus Buddha or any other special being I was able to achieve a massive throbbing pecker. I smiled and laughed to myself knowing that it had been a while since I've seen such a site. My Asian lady was able to take care of it to very nice care of it washed it very nice crystal clean clean clean as a whistle?

Got back to the room was given a very very nice massage I was so relaxed just thinking about how I was being blessed today at my age just breathing taking a sniff of oxygen is a miracle. On the flip I was told, that time was running out. Needless to say I pointed to an area that still needed some attention she whispered in my ear are you sure you want to do this. ? I said yes I needed by the grace of God I need this. Her hand motions were beautiful so nice what an incredible technique it had been and I must confess as the Lord is listening I must confess it has been a few years since I saw the miricle that I witnessed today. As her hands motion back-and-forth ever so gently but also very firmly my friends as they say when you witness a miracle you must bring a preacher to verify. The The miracle that I witness was my seed shot all Over her arms. The Lord did say go forth and multiply. My friends you should've seen the multiple Squirts of love the went all over the place. I thank the Virgin Mary for this miracle I didn't think my prostate was able to do shoot as far as I did today I really thought those days were behind me my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ I would never doubt you again. I dropped the tip 50 total damage was 130. They say the Lord works in mysterious ways hallelujah amen. I might even light a candle tonight.[/QUOTE]I would say she is the one praising the lord. That was most likely the best pay day ever for her for a HJ. The devil must have made you do it.

[QUOTE=OrlandoHobby;3045859]Thanks for the feedback Chris. I actually first went to Luxsa and saw Daisy based on reading recommendations on the board and yours was one of the more convincing ones. I owe you one, sir. No worries about the Luxsa girl, I'll PM you about it but I have a feeling it will be okay.

Thanks for the Jackie suggestion. I'll go with your recommendation. Will PM you now.

OH.[/QUOTE]Can you please send links.

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;3045834]I was wondering the same thing. Lily and Layla have been M. I. A.

BG111.[/QUOTE]Lily is an awesome lady and I hope everything is ok. Would love to see her soon.

[QUOTE=Chris407;3045742]Great to see new members putting up some info. Welcome to the boards, sir.

On your first post, you hit it on the head regarding Luxsa. Daisy is an absolute gem! I've repeated with her countless times for more than a year. I've personally never tried out Monica but now I just might have to since there's something positive here. Question, who was the one with the attitude problem? I know you're new to there so names are tough but I could probably figure it out if you give a physical description.

Your second post on Deziah reiterates my issue with her place. She would definitely be kept in the rotation more frequently if she didn't have such out of whack pricing. But hey, can't blame a girl for valuing herself highly. More power to her. I'll just spend my money elsewhere until the special occasion where I absolutely feel like heading over to see her.

Jackie Grey is fantastic if you're interested is a Latina with an incredible body.

Cheers,

Chris.[/QUOTE]I sure hope Daisy sticks around she is one of the better girls they have at Luxsa.

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[QUOTE=SmokeCamels;3043458]Tried out bb for myself in a dream a week ago, was okay but wasn't overly impressed. Good massage with basic HE for. 50. My mistake for pulling that much out. Think I saw miko, def not China doll. My exp at CB was fun, house fee and 1. 40 for everything but she was blown out and wet as hell, needed a 2 x4 strapped to my ass so I would fall in. That and tight parking I'm not interested in repeating. However the Asain Acu Pun on 50 near OBT is a good time with lower traffic, and they are good looking and know what time it is. BTW Bb re uses the sheets. Hell they probably all do. That's my 3 dreamt reviews so interpret them for yourselves and tread lightly.[/QUOTE]Are you sure you saw Miko? Miko is at CB not BB and she is beautiful, at least IMHO she is. I have seen her many times and she is simply one of the best. I have seen most of the girls that work at both places for that matter and I can't say I've ever needed a 2 x4, a pry bar maybe, but never a 2 x4. I have been in CB and BB many times and I know for a fact that they do change the linens between sessions. Maybe not the bottom sheet but they always change the towels that are draped on top. There is no doubt that they are two of the cleaner establishments in town.

[QUOTE=VManOrl01;3047200]Are you sure you saw Miko? Miko is at CB not BB and she is beautiful, at least IMHO she is. I have seen her many times and she is simply one of the best. I have seen most of the girls that work at both places for that matter and I can't say I've ever needed a 2 x4, a pry bar maybe, but never a 2 x4. I have been in CB and BB many times and I know for a fact that they do change the linens between sessions. Maybe not the bottom sheet but they always change the towels that are draped on top. There is no doubt that they are two of the cleaner establishments in town.[/QUOTE]They go back and forth. I have seen Miko and Ruby at BB and CB, I think it just depends on when you visit.

I just saw the most gorgeous therapist in town! Young, very tone body, amazing natural perky rack. I could go on and on and her face is beautiful oh and long long straight black hair.

Needless to say she was great, she also has a very fun personality and is so sweet. I didn't get her name but I'll be back soon enough to find out.

She let me give her a little back rub first then we moved to CBJ then we enjoyed 69 for a while. Things only got better from there and I needed a shower after we ended the massage. She was happy to give me a nice TS. Best time ever!

She also told me they have a bunch of new young hot therapists coming in next week I think. Anyway if there half as good as her you will be happy.

There are a number of interesting ads from the Altamonte area. Some of them seem very similar to each other and I have not seen any of the providers reviewed here even though they have been posting for a while. Does anyone have any info on:

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/120-hourly-0t-e-ti-and-r-te-m-ns-%C9%99-t-%C9%99-t-secret-e-120-hourly/15115932[/URL]

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/e-tic-%CF%81%CF%85re-%CF%81l-%CE%B1%CE%B4%CF%85r%CE%B5-me-or-sweetest-touch-8-%EF%B8%8F%EF%B8%8F/16359412[/URL]

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/tight-juicy-sweetlips-hot-bod-%CE%BF%CE%B7-%CE%BFf-a-%CE%BA%CE%B9%CE%B7d-let-me-%CE%B2l%CE%BF%CF%89-%CE%B3%CE%BF%CF%85r-%CE%BC%CE%B9%CE%B7d/15037209[/URL]

Just looking for anything that might say "Stay away" before I try one.

GP.

Dude, how do you not get a name of someone you enjoy? Who do you ask for now if you want to see her again?

[QUOTE=YellOh;3047429]I just saw the most gorgeous therapist in town! Young, very tone body, amazing natural perky rack. I could go on and on and her face is beautiful oh and long long straight black hair.

Needless to say she was great, she also has a very fun personality and is so sweet. I didn't get her name but I'll be back soon enough to find out.

She let me give her a little back rub first then we moved to CBJ then we enjoyed 69 for a while. Things only got better from there and I needed a shower after we ended the massage. She was happy to give me a nice TS. Best time ever!

She also told me they have a bunch of new young hot therapists coming in next week I think. Anyway if there half as good as her you will be happy.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone been to Sunshine Massage in Longwood or Touch of China here? [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/are-you-ready-to-relax-clermont-davenport-407-218-5991-10-off-if-you-mention-the-ad/9768081[/URL].

I was thinking of giving them a try and seeing what may work out. In Touch of China that BP link I hope that first pic is one of the girls there because she looks cute.

[QUOTE=WalSTreet;3047928]Dude, how do you not get a name of someone you enjoy? Who do you ask for now if you want to see her again?[/QUOTE]If I want to see the same girl and don't know her name I simply ask to see the girls. I am good with faces so I remember what she looks like.

So I went back to CB to see if anyone is new and I met Salsa. She's a little older the the rest of very young girls but she's still hot. Best part she knows what she's doing!

It was straight to the point after some fun flirty teasing. Needless to say it was great.

She has a great attitude to match her spicy nature which goes a long way to make a good first impression.

Let's just say her name says it all.

It would be this one. Formerly the Bamboo Spa.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/best-massage-49-99-kissimmee-407-847-8800-1004-e-osceola-pky-kissimmee-fl/12456069[/URL]

DW.

[QUOTE=NaughtyBoy1;3046558]Homer, you made it interesting. Never heard a good place in Kissimmee. Would give a try if you let us know the name or any link.

NB1.[/QUOTE]