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What a waste of time and money. $ for the half.

They say, there is good chocolate and better chocolate but there ain't no such thing as bad chocolate. Well sad to say, there is.

The pictures in the ad could be accurate. But they don't reflect the lack of personality the person who answered the door in a towel had. She barely talked other than to ask if I had a gun when I came in and then promptly for the 'donation. ' She said, get comfortable and when she put the towel down she was wearing a bra and a tee shirt on top and panties which stayed on for the duration. I should have realized there and then that this was not going to be worth while but sometimes we don't think with the head on our shoulders. She perfunctorily performed a CBJ primarily with her hands while keeping her body as far away as possible while doing the stuff. I asked if she would mind taking the top off and she did to reveal a pleasant form. But she declined my offer for touch. So I lay there while she did what she did and discovered at the grand old age of 40++ that there really is bad 'chocolate' I hate writing not good reviews, its so much nicer to write the good ones.

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Oh well. I guess tonight was ttftt, see my other review of that I just wrote of pocahontas.

[QUOTE=Massagefreak;1639314]Many times girls have asked me about other mongers, or to do research or whatever and not one time was I compensated. Not one said they would throw me an hour massage for doing countless hours of leg work for her. So I put a stop to that shit quickly and told them to do it all themselves, cause I wasn't making a dime off of it. So when she contacted you did she say she would comp you some time for what you do? I would be she didn't. To many guys jump in to help these women, for nothing, so the women expect it. Before you all jump my shit, of course I do not mean all women, but I sure could name a few. MF.[/QUOTE]Honestly I wasn't posting for any rewards. I wasn't requested to make a post. Only to keep an eye out as I pass through here to see if any of the bullshit sent to Nikki was true? It's so odd you happen to respond MF. One of the things said to Nikki was " a guy they call "massage freak" is up on USA saying he got a massage from christina an she was bragging to him about recordings an play backs, just a bunch of bullshit." I asked, Do you think he is telling people that? Now this is on both my Tours of Duty and on all my Brothers still there! Her exact fucking words was " No, massage freak is a good person he is just very opinionated, he is friends with STIMULUS and if he likes him he is a good judge of character I know he must be a good person at heart!". Well you sure in the fuck showed her didn't ya! Anyway the last of it is it's actually a client of christina's who called Nikki saying they said it about Christina then text Christina said it was said about Nikki. Ending result is who ever the nut tucker is, he's after something I don't know what but the attempt was an epic fail, Christina didn't buy a word. Its all peaceful in the massage land again. Until MF does an even better job of growing that ego of his and trash talking for fucking nothing. It does seem like he must of known who it was about. Seem to bother him most?

[QUOTE=Swoosh41; 1639120]Hows it going everyone? I'm new to the site and still learning the tricks to navigating it. I went through this forum about 20 pages and didn't see a review on this lady. If I missed it I appologize, but if anyone has any good info I would appreciate it.

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I'm new to the hobby and looking to gradually take the plunge in. With that said if anyone has any girls they think would be good start for a newbie or any tips they would like to share please pm those to me as well. Thank you all again.[/QUOTE]She's not worth your time. As always.

[QUOTE=Swoosh41; 1639120]Hows it going everyone? I'm new to the site and still learning the tricks to navigating it. I went through this forum about 20 pages and didn't see a review on this lady. If I missed it I appologize, but if anyone has any good info I would appreciate it.

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I'm new to the hobby and looking to gradually take the plunge in. With that said if anyone has any girls they think would be good start for a newbie or any tips they would like to share please pm those to me as well. Thank you all again.[/QUOTE]Run away as fast as your Swooshy little feet will carry you. Here's a review from spring. While you might have not found any information on her in the last 20 pages, I'll bet you saw many comments on several great ladies that would be much better choices to help you with your first plunge. 20 pages is a quick skim. Read the last year of all the Cincinnati forums and you'll have a much better idea of where you want to sow your first seeds in this hobby.

Good luck.

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BTW. Don't get side tracked from Ms. Mallory to her friend Tabby. That's the monger version of out of the frying pan and into the fire.

Have a great day.

Dz

I wasn't beating up on your or christina, I was simply stating that I have done research before, I have done legwork, that netted me not even a thank you. I have never gotten a massage from christina or nikki, I challenge anyone to find a post stating such. I was talking about the girl in anderson, MK massage. And yes she did do exactly what I said. And the only pm conversations I have had with christina was about seeing her and introducing myself. So tell whoever is trash talking me to pm me and I will handle that quickly and efficeintly. I have never heard a bad thing about christina. I have no issues with either of you, and at some point plan on seeing christina. Yes I am very opinionated, but people know where I stand. Maybe I should have worded my post differently, all I was saying is that alot of providers will have you do tons of favors for them, with nothing in return. This is exactly why most seniors are utr right now. And why I will go back to utr immediately. MF.

[QUOTE=Strolnarnd;1639742]Honestly I wasn't posting for any rewards. I wasn't requested to make a post. Only to keep an eye out as I pass through here to see if any of the bullshit sent to Nikki was true? It's so odd you happen to respond MF. One of the things said to Nikki was " a guy they call "massage freak" is up on USA saying he got a massage from christina an she was bragging to him about recordings an play backs, just a bunch of bullshit." I asked, Do you think he is telling people that? Now this is on both my Tours of Duty and on all my Brothers still there! Her exact fucking words was " No, massage freak is a good person he is just very opinionated, he is friends with STIMULUS and if he likes him he is a good judge of character I know he must be a good person at heart!". Well you sure in the fuck showed her didn't ya! Anyway the last of it is it's actually a client of christina's who called Nikki saying they said it about Christina then text Christina said it was said about Nikki. Ending result is who ever the nut tucker is, he's after something I don't know what but the attempt was an epic fail, Christina didn't buy a word. Its all peaceful in the massage land again. Until MF does an even better job of growing that ego of his and trash talking for fucking nothing. It does seem like he must of known who it was about. Seem to bother him most?[/QUOTE]

Thank you all for the advice, with the info I was given I will be passing on Back Page for the moment and checking out the reviews and adds on the site. Thank you all again for the heads up.

[QUOTE=Swoosh41;1640016]Thank you all for the advice, with the info I was given I will be passing on Back Page for the moment and checking out the reviews and adds on the site. Thank you all again for the heads up.[/QUOTE]Backpage for the most part is the flea market of providers, mostly junk, but a few gems among the junk. The rule of thumb I have always followed is if it looks too good to be true, then it probably is. The few that are good are usually reviewed here or some one here knows about them, and will be happy to pass along the intell. Those that are horrible will also have a long list of info about them. Stay away from out of state numbers and areas that LEO activity is high and you should be ok, and if in doubt ask here. If something about a provider just doesn't feel right then it isn't. We are all here to have a good time and the girls to make a living. While some friendships form between providers and their clients, it is still business and as the consumer you are as with any product or service you should do your home work.

[QUOTE=Swoosh41;1640016]Thank you all for the advice, with the info I was given I will be passing on Back Page for the moment and checking out the reviews and adds on the site. Thank you all again for the heads up.[/QUOTE]Backpage for the most part is the flea market of providers, mostly junk, but a few gems among the junk. The rule of thumb I have always followed is if it looks too good to be true, then it probably is. The few that are good are usually reviewed here or some one here knows about them, and will be happy to pass along the intell. Those that are horrible will also have a long list of info about them. Stay away from out of state numbers and areas that LEO activity is high and you should be ok, and if in doubt ask here. If something about a provider just doesn't feel right then it isn't. We are all here to have a good time and the girls to make a living. While some friendships form between providers and their clients, it is still business and as the consumer you are as with any product or service you should do your home work.

Does anyone have any intel on any of these ladies (especially the last one. Pink top) or their handler? Just curious. Please pm.

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Rojo

No not yet been looking for info but nothing to date. Girl #3 posts on BP by herself some, I like the last 3 which includes yours. Let me no if you toftt or find any info.

MM.

[QUOTE=Rojo1970; 1640499]Does anyone have any intel on any of these ladies (especially the last one. Pink top) or their handler? Just curious. Please pm.

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Rojo[/QUOTE]

I had a dream about Lauren who advertises on backpage and is 38. I would say she's more like 45, dream was ok, very mechanical and distant. Won't repeat.

Has anyone heard or seen the RN lately. I have tried getting in touch but to no avail. Please let me know if you have seen her. Thanks

I have tried her digets and it's not working?

[QUOTE=TheOldPilot;1641653]Has anyone heard or seen the RN lately. I have tried getting in touch but to no avail. Please let me know if you have seen her. Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CMan5911;1641989]I have tried her digets and it's not working?[/QUOTE]Sounds like love has interceded the career path of provider. Last I knew she had met a monger who had swept her off her feet, which was altering her availability.

Yes, I saw her not too long ago and I totally agree. I was drunk and it was OK. But you're right. She's more like between 45-50 as opposed to 35-40.

BFDeal.

[QUOTE=OhioSucks;1641328]I had a dream about Lauren who advertises on backpage and is 38. I would say she's more like 45, dream was ok, very mechanical and distant. Won't repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DirtyOldGuy;1632980]Room is in tri-country and its a dump. Bottom half is huge. Pics are not accurate! Think she has a pimp, so guy kept hanging around, a couple doors down. Phone rang constantly, although she didn't answer it, it was annoying. Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Definitely one to avoid

Hey guys, curious anyone know anything about this one?

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[QUOTE=Hamrsblonz;1629471]One of the best bods and service I've ever encountered. Nuff said. Overnight rate is awesome![/QUOTE]Is this the Grace you were referring to?

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I saw her a while back and figured I would let you know she is in town because my dance card has already been punched. Was very smooth and sensual time, highly recommend!

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Keep reading posts about providers' reading off a long list of "rules" during the first meeting. Guys, if you're on the receiving end of this, make sure you make your own rules clear.

"I'll abide by your rules and have 2 simple rules of my own. One, if I'm paying for 60 minutes, I get 60 minutes. Right now it's xx o'clock so we'll finish at yy o'clock. Two, your phone goes on silent mode and stays on the other side of the room."

If she expects you to obey her rules but she doesn't agree up front to your 2 very simple expectations, walk.

Stay safe.

Isn't that Nicole Graves the pornstar? Those have to be fake pics.

BFDeal.

[QUOTE=Cinyguy C; 1642251]Is this the Grace you were referring to?

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Any info on this hottie, very nice body!

[QUOTE=Swoosh41; 1639120]Hows it going everyone? I'm new to the site and still learning the tricks to navigating it. I went through this forum about 20 pages and didn't see a review on this lady. If I missed it I appologize, but if anyone has any good info I would appreciate it.

[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-warm-up-with-this-sexy-thing-great-low-rates-great-service-and-hightly-reviewed-25/10038033[/url]

I'm new to the hobby and looking to gradually take the plunge in. With that said if anyone has any girls they think would be good start for a newbie or any tips they would like to share please pm those to me as well. Thank you all again.[/QUOTE]Her friend Tabby is worse. I'd rather jack off with a cheese grater.

[QUOTE=SloganHogan;1643069]Her friend Tabby is worse. I'd rather jack off with a cheese grater.[/QUOTE]* Winces *

Cash-and-dashers?

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Any info on this hottie, very nice body![/QUOTE]Looks like a little spinner named Alexis who use to advertise on BP a couple of years ago. All in all, she wasn't bad, if it's the same person. Used to be in Clifton.

[QUOTE=Randyman1501;1642856]Is that if you right click to save her pics, they're titled "Me and my baby mom." Not sure what to make of this, other than it implies they were taken by her baby daddy, who's helping pimp her out. But that's pure speculation. She sure looks hot, either way. I too would be interested in details should anyone TOFTT. Just a word to the wise to be on the lookout for a potential baby daddy somewhere in the background, but they could just be stored pics taken by a baby daddy long gone or "out of the picture."[/QUOTE]

It could be worse. If he left out the Oxford comma, it could have been, "Me and my baby, mom.". (Man pimping out his daugter, and sharing the pic with the girl's grandmother.). Best case scenario is that the pics were taken, and he has no idea she is now using them for her escorting ads.

[QUOTE=D Nut;1643234]It could be worse. If he left out the Oxford comma, it could have been, "Me and my baby, mom.". (Man pimping out his daugter, and sharing the pic with the girl's grandmother.). Best case scenario is that the pics were taken, and he has no idea she is now using them for her escorting ads.[/QUOTE]She sent me hi-res versions of the photos she posted. Same file name, taken 5/11/2011

Newbie here, but long time admirer. Finding it very difficult to even enter the hobby. Seems as if most BP providers are flakes, as I have no luck in callbacks. I have seen some of you have success there, but also many disappointments. Done my research on intel and prot, but still not having luck locating a provider on USG that will see a newbie with no refs. Any advice or recs would greatly be appreciated. Feel free to PM me.

I'm posting on behalf of a shy friend who didn't want his regular (s) to know he was stepping out on them with the competition. He hated to do this, but since there's been some curiosity expressed by respected seniors, he thought he'd TOFTT.

First of all, Jada (I think the Jads part was a typo) is definitely not Alexis of years past. She's not thick, but not really a spinner either and may have either put on some baby or holiday-baked-goods weight since the photos were taken.

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There were no signs of a baby daddy or baby to be found during the visit. The place was in a decent neighborhood south of the river. Jada appears to be new at this, because she was fairly nervous, particularly of undercover cops. She smoked as she chatted at the start of the visit, but asked if that was OK, which it was with my friend. Also she took a call from another potential client who offered a lowball price, which she didn't take. But this was a sign that her rates may be at least somewhat negotiable. The stated rates are $.5 for the hour and $ for the half. She did provide protection, which is good, since my friend had neglected to bring any.

As far as services, the included LK and HJ, at which point she informed that one thing she doesn't do is O, W or WO. The would be a dealbreaker for many guys, but not my friend. She was a fairly enthusiastic recipient of DATY and covered mish, on the couch, which does leave a little to be desired for roominess, with any other position also on the menu. But since my friend liked the view from above, mish was all he required this time.

He got the feeling she may loosen a bit up on future visits, so may well repeat, since she was likeable, attractive and got the job done in a decent place. As always YMMV.

I searched her on here and sifted throught results but couldn't find anything. Anyone have any intel on this Amber?

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Thanks

I agree with the privious post. Decent incall, heaver than her current photos, and no CBJ or BBBJ, but you can DATY her. Not a good business model.

Search old posts. I remember some not so good reviews.

[QUOTE=Rand Cleveland; 1644286]I searched her on here and sifted throught results but couldn't find anything. Anyone have any intel on this Amber?

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Thanks.[/QUOTE]

So a couple days back I posted that I saw Alex in the past and posted it was a good time. Today the stars aligned and I got a second visit nearly a year after the first. Simply put I think I have found a girl with the looks, ability and personality to fill the void that Rae left (the ultimate GFE). Imagine Rae about 6 years later. The BJ was amazing and the CFS was top notch as well. I did hhr for $.5 and it was $$ for an hr. She does screen heavily so be for warned if you have not seen her.

New to this all, but is it safe to say 95% of BP ads are fake? Or at least the pics are fake?

[QUOTE=ItsTimeToEat;1645187]So a couple days back I posted that I saw Alex in the past and posted it was a good time. Today the stars aligned and I got a second visit nearly a year after the first. Simply put I think I have found a girl with the looks, ability and personality to fill the void that Rae left (the ultimate GFE). Imagine Rae about 6 years later. The BJ was amazing and the CFS was top notch as well. I did hhr for $.5 and it was $$ for an hr. She does screen heavily so be for warned if you have not seen her.[/QUOTE]It's great to hear about ultimate GFE. Your time with Alex must of been such or you would not have been back for the repeat so quickly. You mention that she does screen heavily, but some of the prior reports here also discuss the fact that her weight has gone up heavily as well.

All fluff aside, are the pics that she publishes with her ads really her and are they representative of the version of Alex that opens the door? I love GFE, but I am also a big backer of truth in advertising.

[QUOTE=Nday Guy;1645137]Search old posts. I remember some not so good reviews.[/QUOTE]I have to agree with Nday. Pretty lass, but not memorable.

[QUOTE=Rand Cleveland; 1644286]I searched her on here and sifted throught results but couldn't find anything. Anyone have any intel on this Amber?

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Thanks.[/QUOTE]My memory could be flawed but not likely. Seems to me I read that she is a ripoff or near ripoff. Check those threads.

[QUOTE=Ceenote; 1645470]It's great to hear about ultimate GFE. Your time with Alex must of been such or you would not have been back for the repeat so quickly. You mention that she does screen heavily, but some of the prior reports here also discuss the fact that her weight has gone up heavily as well.

All fluff aside, are the pics that she publishes with her ads really her and are they representative of the version of Alex that opens the door? I love GFE, but I am also a big backer of truth in advertising.[/QUOTE]Took so long because she was not in town and Rae was keeping me occupied. Pics are her but are older. Weight is more than pics

[QUOTE=ItsTimeToEat;1645534]Took so long because she was not in town and Rae was keeping me occupied. Pics are her but are older. Weight is more than pics[/QUOTE]Not sure which Rae are you talking about? Link to latest ad?