Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2540496]Paid another 1 Hour visit to Jenny at The Islands about 2 weeks ago. Same great service, Table Shower, Sauna, Real Massage and BBBJ to CFS (pounded her nice and hard). I was the only Monger in the building for the first 30 minutes, then Buzz Buzz Fricking Buzz with that damn Buzzer. No Mamasan on duty so Mikki yells some Korean thru the curtain / door to Jenny and Jenny starts rushing me to finish!

Bravo Sierra! This is the second time in a row I get rushed out the door because another Monger comes in for Mikki and Mamasan too busy to watch the door. 1 Hour = 40 minutes for. 60 upfront for the hour. I've seen Jenny 9 or so times this year and she knows shorting my time is my number 1 pet fricking peeve. She starts apologizing and saying she'll make up for it next time, blah blah blah.

Since she sees me a lot, I tip after I'm dressed and on my way out instead of On the Flip. So, instead of the usual Benjamin, I give her 3 Jacksons. She's not happy and pouts. I say I'll make it up to you next time Hunny!

NJ.[/QUOTE]I solved that a long time ago. When the buzzer goes off. I tell them to take care of the customer. I can wait. They like it. They're making more. The other guys are happy and I get twice as much time if not much more. Mikki is even more kinky after other guys if you can believe that's possible. She'll introduce you to new stuff right out of a porn flick.

When she comes back.

[QUOTE=Ampboner;2558130]I solved that a long time ago. When the buzzer goes off. I tell them to take care of the customer. I can wait. They like it. They're making more. The other guys are happy and I get twice as much time if not much more. Mikki is even more kinky after other guys if you can believe that's possible. She'll introduce you to new stuff right out of a porn flick.

When she comes back.[/QUOTE]Glad it works for you, but I'm not the kinda guy that can pull my hardon out of a woman's mouth mid BJ and tell her to go wait on someone else!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2558317]Glad it works for you, but I'm not the kinda guy that can pull my hardon out of a woman's mouth mid BJ and tell her to go wait on someone else![/QUOTE]Where is the island located so I can visit? Or at least a phone number so I can call to set up a appointment.

[QUOTE=Ampboner;2558130]I solved that a long time ago. When the buzzer goes off. I tell them to take care of the customer. I can wait. They like it. They're making more. The other guys are happy and I get twice as much time if not much more. Mikki is even more kinky after other guys if you can believe that's possible. She'll introduce you to new stuff right out of a porn flick.

When she comes back.[/QUOTE]She offers BBFS, and she Leaves you to service another man in another room.

Mikki comes back to you, after servicing someone else with BBFS, hot and horny dripping wet and foaming at the mouth for more? The dripping and foaming probably aren't all her juices. And now she's offering new porn tricks.

I'm with NoseJelly, I would lose my appetite before she returns. I was there first, he should be getting my leftovers, not me getting his drippings.

She's been on my radar for a long time. After visiting the family this weekend, I finally got my chance to see her on my way back home. When Mamasan opened the door, I asked if MIkki was working and she said yes. I told her I wanted an hour with a TS. I was led to the the room and before I could unbutton my shirt, Mikki comes through the curtain dressed in high heels and a short skirt with a tight top and no panties. She grabbed my crotch and asked me if I was naughty. Right then and there, I knew I was in for a treat. TS was superb and I don't think my ass has ever been cleaner. Mikki did a great Nuru slide and tossed my salad a few times. Sauna for a few minutes then back to the room. I could write a book, but I think it's best to say that Mikki thoroughly enjoys her work. She's a true pro and definitely knows her way around a cock. I loved her dirty talk. It's a good thing I live far away, I would be broke.

Simon.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2558317]Glad it works for you, but I'm not the kinda guy that can pull my hardon out of a woman's mouth mid BJ and tell her to go wait on someone else![/QUOTE]Understand but it really works positively for me and she's really kinky when coming back after seeing others. That makes up for the short delays as I take a nap between customers.

[QUOTE=Benz1;2558882]She offers BBFS, and she Leaves you to service another man in another room.

Mikki comes back to you, after servicing someone else with BBFS, hot and horny dripping wet and foaming at the mouth for more? The dripping and foaming probably aren't all her juices. And now she's offering new porn tricks.

I'm with NoseJelly, I would lose my appetite before she returns. I was there first, he should be getting my leftovers, not me getting his drippings.[/QUOTE]Hate to break it to you Benz1 but unless your Mikki's first customer of the day your getting someone elses leftovers regardless.

[QUOTE=JustUs214;2565650]Hate to break it to you Benz1 but unless your Mikki's first customer of the day your getting someone elses leftovers regardless.[/QUOTE]As is with all providers, I always make my appointments between 10 and 11 am. They usually have time to take a shower before 10, by 11 they are awake and ready to perform.

Can somebody let me know where the islands spa is? I have found Hawaii spa in Charlotte, But no luck in finding Islands.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=RideMe3726;2572414]Can somebody let me know where the islands spa is? I have found Hawaii spa in Charlotte, But no luck in finding Islands.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Pretty sure it's the same place. Just referred to as The Islands by some. I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong.

[QUOTE=RideMe3726;2572414]Can somebody let me know where the islands spa is? I have found Hawaii spa in Charlotte, But no luck in finding Islands.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]GPS will NOT get you there. Its very close to the 96/69 interchange off lansing rd there. If you get off that exit and travel south you will find it.

[QUOTE=RideMe3726;2572414]Can somebody let me know where the islands spa is? I have found Hawaii spa in Charlotte, But no luck in finding Islands.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]One in the same. You found it.

So I usually don't mess with Massage Parlors I think they're too much really although my one experience with Mikki was obviously the best but since a lot of you have been giving positive reviews from Jenny at Hawaii I decided to do Jenny since I'd had Mikki a couple of years ago.

And well I was pretty disappointed. I don't know If I just have high standards or It just wasn't her day or what but I wish I could of said I want a refund LOL.

I came in and saw 2 people there ask for Jenny waited a good 15-20 mins and the mamasan gave me a subpar massage and finally Jenny walks in gets down to business and kind of rushes me but not too bad and starts with a BBBJ and then we get to business and.

It's like she was whispering and trying to be quiet for some reason which was a turn off and I don't mean to brag but I'm on the bigger side down low but she just seemed kind of technical and fake like? I pounded her for a good 10 minutes then just said I wish I would.

Have picked MIkki. I took off the cover and blew my load in her mouth and out I went.

I do want to go back and see Mikki soon but as everyone else has put MIkki is the only girl worth seeing around this area.

My fellow Mongers, Open your AMP Math books to page 1.

AMP only has 2 Ladies on duty at any given time. Joey Monger knows this because he reads USAsexguide. Joey drives by said AMP and notices 2 or more Monger vehicles in the parking lot. What does Joey Monger do?

A) Joey Monger gets bummed and goes home to punch his clown.

B) Joey Monger waits until there are 1 or no cars in AMP parking lot, and pulls in and gets an unrushed and satisfying AMP experience.

C) Joey Monger pulls into the crowded parking lot and goes in and stands around staring at other Mongers waiting to be serviced and impatiently waits his turn. Then when his turn finally comes, Joey Monger is rushed and unsatisfied, leaving him to think something is wrong with the Lady and / or AMP.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2579181]My fellow Mongers, Open your AMP Math books to page 1.

AMP only has 2 Ladies on duty at any given time. Joey Monger knows this because he reads USAsexguide. Joey drives by said AMP and notices 2 or more Monger vehicles in the parking lot. What does Joey Monger do?

A) Joey Monger gets bummed and goes home to punch his clown.

B) Joey Monger waits until there are 1 or no cars in AMP parking lot, and pulls in and gets an unrushed and satisfying AMP experience.

C) Joey Monger pulls into the crowded parking lot and goes in and stands around staring at other Mongers waiting to be serviced and impatiently waits his turn. Then when his turn finally comes, Joey Monger is rushed and unsatisfied, leaving him to think something is wrong with the Lady and / or AMP.[/QUOTE](Story Time).

Fell Monger who apparently enjoys bashing people over a board for no reason to try and find reason to exist and what does John the Airhead Monger do?

A. John the Airhead Monger buys a Russian bride and feels like a new man seeing as he was over weight and had a tough time in high-school but then Russian bride gets green card and runs away. John the Airhead Monger then finds out you can pay women to.

Have fun for much cheaper than his Russian bride to order there is hope left in the world and no longer needs to jump off a cliff!

Be. John the Airhead Monger spends hours driving around waiting till there is 1 or absolutely no cars in the AMP parking lot so he can hope to be alone with her and see if she really likes him to get a satisfying AMP experience!

See. John the Airhead Monger finds out that they would never want anything to do with him unless he pays the proper fees of the establishment because he obviously hates life so he enjoys being an internet tough kid trying to make other Mongers laugh to make himself feel awesome!

(You apparently didn't read my post because I specifically said " It felt a little rushed but not really, It was based more on her performance for I asked for a half hour and got 15-20 min free massage and well about 25 minutes to do the deed.).

As one of the 4 mongers have emailed me and said "Ignore Jelly" he obviously had a tough time in school.