Heather and a Hillbillie Bob Buzzkill.
Was out Monday night doing the loop. Plenty to choose from and strangely no site of Uncle Leo anywhere. Although plentiful most were below average for what I was looking for so I ended up passing on a lot of offers several times over. Saw Heather and decided to make the move after her handler finally took the lesh off and turned her loose. Come on, let them roam and be free you moron. Swooped in on 3, made the pick, drove and parked. I could not hear what Heather was saying so I asked her to speak into the microphone so I could hear her better. All of a sudden, right when things were about ready to go really well, out of no where comes a green pick-up truck barrelling down on our location. Heather informs me that Uncle Leo has been hiding his true logo under the cover of extended cab trucks recently. Needless to say this DBag, and I do mean DBag, drove up to within 6 feet of the car, stops, backs up, and slowly drives away. The two hillibillies in the truck were a total complete buzzkill. After the dust settled, I took a moment, cleaned out my shorts, and someone finished her signing lesson with the microphone but not without me flinching at the sound of any motor. After all that I gave her an extra Lincoln for sticking with it. I wish I could collect the Lincoln from the DBag in the truck. What a jacka$$!
Thanks for the buzzkill buddy!
Hey NS247, I think you scooped Uthona
NoStrings247: Picked her up, caught a name but didn't understand what she said but the name started with a U but it was not Utopia or Uterus as I later found out. Did the checks and drove off to park. When we got to the parking spot she said she did not want to park there.
Yep, she can be a little unmanageable to say the least. My last meet with her a month or 2 ago, was one of the better ones. But the girl has a lot of don'ts, like don't touch my nipples, they are sensative. She filled out a lot, and her DD's are probably DDDD's now or at least they were when I last met her. I have many much more cooperative and GFE-like, so Uthona is not on my preferred list, ay all. MW
Your first instinct was right
I don't think I've had this particular pain in the ass but like everyone else I have had one or two or a few just like her. I used to try and put up with a bad attitude until I realized it never goes well. Now when I discover the provider I just picked up is sideways, I immediately propose dropping her off. I don't do it in a dickhead way, I usually say something like "you seem to be having a bad day, maybe I'll just catch you next time".9 times out of 10 they change their tune once they realize they need me more than I need them. And if they don't, who gives a shit. Drop her off, there are more where that came from. I can't count how many times this has happened to me. I hunt for an hour or so on a dry strip. I finally find one and she turns out to be an angry, tweaked out *****. I stick with her because I think there is nothing else out. After I finish with a unsatisfactory session, I discover the working girl bus has been through and dropped off better pickings on every other corner. For me I just got to remember why I do this, for fun. There is nothing fun about squabbling with a mean, bitchy, nut job.
[QUOTE=NoStrings247;1471568]I decided to try a different route, more of a Main route. I have not had much luck there before so I really did not include that area unless other parts of the town were dry. Last night I decided to give it a try first and I must admit that I am sorry that I did. I ended up finding an upside down triangle as I refer to them, heavy on the top and skinny as you work your way down, on M and Beech. This was the best I had seen on M in a long time so I decided to give it a shot. Picked her up, caught a name but didn't understand what she said but the name started with a U but it was not Utopia or Uterus as I later found out. Did the checks and drove off to park. When we got to the parking spot she said she did not want to park there. I asked here where she would like to park and she said not here and I asked her again where she felt more comfortable and she said not here. I should have just dumped her then but I gave her the benefit of the doubt and drove to another location. On the way we chatted and I could see some attitude developing and I started regretting not dumping her. Then she started telling me that she could not see out the window due to some low lying fog. I am driving shut the F-up is what I was thinking! I quickly got to the other spot and we agreed on $.2 for a BBBJ with no catching. At this point, based on the attitude little did she know that I planned for her to catch followed by an ops and a sorry. That would have made up for the pain of driving around with her and listening to her complain the whole time. Needless to say, when she started so did the complaining again. I am uncomfortable can you move. I hear someone are you looking out. Can you move so I can get a better angle because my boobs are pressing on my lungs and I can't breath. Please don't touch me there as that was not in the agreement. After that last one, it was time. I pushed her off asked her where she wanted dropped off and never looked back. What a bitcher! I think I will start with X tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
Can somebody please tell me what happened this week?
After Hillbilly Bob from 3 and the bitcher from M I figured I was owed, or at least due. I decided to window shop on X to see what was going on. Needless to say I found a very attractive blond with long legs making her trek down the street. She even stopped to talk to another WSW along the way. As I zeroed in on her I noticed that no one else was around. I thought with no competition this was going to make up for everything else this week. I did a quick turn and popped out in the street in front of her and asked her if she wanted a ride. She hopped right in. The legs on her went on for miles and she was clearly a 7 or an 8 which is the best I had seen in a long time in this part of the woods. I asked her where she was heading and started making small talk. She begins giving me some directions and then right when I was getting to the checks her phone rings. She starts talking on the phone and pointing directions and then I hear 'I got to go Mama I will talk to you later' and I think we are getting close to where she wants to park. The next thing I know right in the middle of the street before I can even do the checks she says you can just drop me here. She thanked me for the ride and got out. I must have sat there for a good 10. 15 seconds in total shock as that has never happened to me before. Can somebody please tell me what happened this week? After that I decided to just go home, go to bed and sleep this nightmare week off. I hope it only goes up from here or else I am going to have to retire.
That is it. It was Uthona.
[QUOTE=Mw Jrp; 1471985]NoStrings247: Picked her up, caught a name but didn't understand what she said but the name started with a U but it was not Utopia or Uterus as I later found out. Did the checks and drove off to park. When we got to the parking spot she said she did not want to park there.
Yep, she can be a little unmanageable to say the least. My last meet with her a month or 2 ago, was one of the better ones. But the girl has a lot of don'ts, like don't touch my nipples, they are sensative. She filled out a lot, and her DD's are probably DDDD's now or at least they were when I last met her. I have many much more cooperative and GFE-like, so Uthona is not on my preferred list, ay all. MW[/QUOTE]You are a genius. That was the name. However if it is Uthona I will continue to affectionately refer to her as the bitcher. To JustLookInSW point, I should have attempted to jettison in order to change the attitude but I had an immediate need and I figured for. 2 something just might happen. I could have dropped the. 2 at the bar in just a few drinks in 15 – 20 minutes and got nothing other than the drinks. I took a chance and it did not pay off. Sadly I am sorry to hear that others have experienced the same with her. Gents if you see a well endowed woman with short hair on M with a 'Sexy' tattoo on her right leg you might want to save yourself the headache and drive past this one.