Space Cadets

Formylaides972 (who is the owner / manager of Serenity / Mila posing as a monger: "Dude, will you STOP calling me out for my obvious shill posts?! I'm really sick you you mongers calling me out on my BS! I'm trying to earn a living and my shill posts (that all are all poorly written and vague on specific details) for my shops are me as the owner trying to get you idiots to drop full service level tips to my girls for a lackluster massage and topless. If any of you other a-holes are going to call me out, I'll create another throway profile and bash you too!

[QUOTE=ForMyLadies972;6377835]Dude, you aren't adding anything of value here. You are welcome to live in your fantasy world but leave the rest of us out of it. Try adding some useful information. Bashing on establishments and other forum members is not why we are here. We all have our opinions about places and providers and that's fine but enough from you.
FML[/QUOTE]

How is what he wrote "jealousy"? The monger had a lackluster massage at your establishment, felt he overpaid for the services he received, and he reported it on here so others will be aware. Exactly how the board is supposed to work.

I've been to Mila / Serenity a few times (no longer) and have felt the same. That all the massages were just "meh" and the level of tips the ladies want for the services they deliver are far too exorbitant (I. E. They want 100 for "full nude" but only deliver topless and do "back away" as BrevardMonger wrote).

You sure do seem to clap back / insult ANYONE "lighten up on the garlic" who writes anything negative about these two shops. You sure do sound like the owner / manager of Mila / Serenity too (damn girl, how many fake profiles do you have?

[QUOTE=AsiansForMe123;6377724]Jealousy is not a very becoming trait.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigNeal;6378547]How is what he wrote "jealousy"? The monger had a lackluster massage at your establishment, felt he overpaid for the services he received, and he reported it on here so others will be aware. Exactly how the board is supposed to work.

I've been to Mila / Serenity a few times (no longer) and have felt the same. That all the massages were just "meh" and the level of tips the ladies want for the services they deliver are far too exorbitant (I. E. They want 100 for "full nude" but only deliver topless and do "back away" as BrevardMonger wrote).

You sure do seem to clap back / insult ANYONE "lighten up on the garlic" who writes anything negative about these two shops. You sure do sound like the owner / manager of Mila / Serenity too (damn girl, how many fake profiles do you have?[/QUOTE]Now, I have been reading with interest all this bs on AMP experiences in Brevard and quite frankly find it entertaining, but most certainly cautionary! Having AMP owners writing their own glowing reviews, fighting with each other on these pages, learning about the various places: Serenity, Mila, TC Palm, etc. Etc. Just leaves me shaking my head! I'm wondering why on earth anyone would want to go to any of these places for a lackluster massage and occasional happy ending. Granted, the AMPs in Orlando certainly have it down to a science especially the one where you just pay a flat 200 Mario's and it's off to the races with no holds barred!! Those legitimate reviews by Senior Forum Members are at least truthful and I honestly haven't read anything that wants me to beat a path to any AMPs in Brevard! Meanwhile, I just keep seeing Krys in Palm Bay for 150 Mario's for an hour session that includes a good massage and a out of this world happy ending in a safe and clean home! Or better yet, drive up to Merritt Island and see Liberty'O Love at her new massage studio for a professional massage session probably ending with (god only knows what kind of ending) but I'm sure you will leave happy! IMHO!

BigNeal; How is what he wrote "jealousy"? The monger had a lackluster massage at your establishment, felt he overpaid for the services he received.

I am not the owner. I don't smash on others for how they feel. That is B. S.

I don't use "throw away" names. I have this one.

Clearly he has you snowed too about me. I don't have to defend anyone. All establishments know who is who and they know who is a bad customer and who isn't. They can see crap customers coming a mile away.

Get off your high horses. My reply was a polite way of saying just stop already and grow up.

[QUOTE=ForMyLadies972;6377835]Dude, you aren't adding anything of value here. You are welcome to live in your fantasy world but leave the rest of us out of it. Try adding some useful information. Bashing on establishments and other forum members is not why we are here. We all have our opinions about places and providers and that's fine but enough from you.
FML[/QUOTE]And what are YOU 972 adding of value here for chiming in? So STFU. When Shallow Hal here (Asiansforme123) uploads reviews where every girl is a 10+ at Serenity And Mila and wants to marry every one of them, that's not useful either! It's not realistic to say they are all 10's and the best experience ever. I have had good, meh and crappy experience at both places mostly due to tip badgering.

It's also cowardly to create fake user names just to attack people because they don't agree with you. Give your review and go away! Last I checked you were not an admin here and you don't call the shots, so I will voice my opinion on my terms, not yours. Supply and demand will take care of those places, they don't need reviews good or bad.

Asiansforme123: know who angrily says "you're just jealous?" A woman. A man would never say that to another man (he might call him a pussy but not jealous). Want to know a word that no actual monger will use: customer. We'll call each other (and ourselves) mongers but NEVER customer. Yes, were paying for it, but we don't use that term. Know who calls us "customer"? Anyone who works at a spa (like you). Now that I've educated you, you won't use that word again in your shill posts, but, I've just proved for everyone who you really are.

Here's a thought: instead of masquerading as onr of us on here, how about you advertise and be honest about who you are? (That, and have your girls stop with the FS tips for topless hjs).

[QUOTE=AsiansForMe123;6378806]BigNeal; How is what he wrote "jealousy"? The monger had a lackluster massage at your establishment, felt he overpaid for the services he received.

I am not the owner. I don't smash on others for how they feel. That is B. S.

I don't use "throw away" names. I have this one.

Clearly he has you snowed too about me. I don't have to defend anyone. All establishments know who is who and they know who is a bad customer and who isn't. They can see crap customers coming a mile away.

Get off your high horses. My reply was a polite way of saying just stop already and grow up.[/QUOTE]

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DC senior here. I haven't been to the Cocoa Beach area in quite a while. It's been interesting to read about the current consenting adult scene down there. I would like to ask one basic question if I may indulge: What is the Space Cadets thread all about? I've been back to the beginning and haven't been able to figure it out on my own. Maybe that's the point?

[QUOTE=Max#01;6395937]DC senior here. I haven't been to the Cocoa Beach area in quite a while. It's been interesting to read about the current consenting adult scene down there. I would like to ask one basic question if I may indulge: What is the Space Cadets thread all about? I've been back to the beginning and haven't been able to figure it out on my own. Maybe that's the point?[/QUOTE]FYI, this is where controversies among mongers, especially Senior Forum Members, comes to die! Usually, imported from other threads, Admin will banish you here in hopes that whatever BS things you're fighting about will be resolved (although rarely does) or perhaps you have met a provider who really is a Space Cadet and needs to be mentioned! Or perhaps, a story about some crazy encounter with a provider, who knows? You certainly will not find many recommendations here, Escorts Thread is where you will find those and perhaps in the Blogs? Good luck Willie.

[QUOTE=Max#01;6395937]DC senior here. I haven't been to the Cocoa Beach area in quite a while. It's been interesting to read about the current consenting adult scene down there. I would like to ask one basic question if I may indulge: What is the Space Cadets thread all about? I've been back to the beginning and haven't been able to figure it out on my own. Maybe that's the point?[/QUOTE]Hey man; I lived in northern Va and worked in DC for a long time -the short answer is that thread is where you can post anything and not get flagged by admin; its kind of the wild wild west LOL go read the Orlando similar thread called the rat trap and you will get a better idea of what the thread is for. Brevard's thread as is Daytona's are pretty tame compared to Orlando but I am sure somebody will weigh in and explain it better maybe.

[QUOTE=BigNeal;6379044]Asiansforme123: know who angrily says "you're just jealous?" A woman. A man would never say that to another man (he might call him a pussy but not jealous). Want to know a word that no actual monger will use: customer. We'll call each other (and ourselves) mongers but NEVER customer. Yes, were paying for it, but we don't use that term. Know who calls us "customer"? Anyone who works at a spa (like you). Now that I've educated you, you won't use that word again in your shill posts, but, I've just proved for everyone who you really are.

Here's a thought: instead of masquerading as onr of us on here, how about you advertise and be honest about who you are? (That, and have your girls stop with the FS tips for topless hjs).[/QUOTE]The fact that I and others are more educated than you and your "kronies" by your clear inability to address someone properly or be polite, does not make them a different gender nor not one of the "gang".

You know nothing!

[QUOTE=Admin2;2309232][BLUE]I'm fine with that, Brevard uses up a lot of my time. These types of threads are not "ANYTHING" goes. They are threads where the argumentative infraction rules are relaxed. You can call a guy a cocksucker but you can't threaten to kill him. You can't give out real personal info, you can't talk about arrest shit, STD shit, all of the other rules are still there.

Chicks can defend in these threads.

It also means there is ZERO fucking tolerance for douchebaggery in other threads in Brevard. If you quote some guy and argue with him you go on moderation the first time it happens. It means the reviews threads are for reviews or comments on reviews to add more info. If somebody writes some shit you don't like, when you quote them, you quote them in here. If you don't know how to do that say so and I'll put up the post showing how in here.

I will know if you guys want to do this if the thread gets use.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]This should help understand.

[QUOTE=Willie24;6396097]FYI, this is where controversies among mongers, especially Senior Forum Members, comes to die! Usually, imported from other threads, Admin will banish you here in hopes that whatever BS things you're fighting about will be resolved (although rarely does) or perhaps you have met a provider who really is a Space Cadet and needs to be mentioned! Or perhaps, a story about some crazy encounter with a provider, who knows? You certainly will not find many recommendations here, Escorts Thread is where you will find those and perhaps in the Blogs? Good luck Willie.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mongerlicious;6396253]Hey man; I lived in northern Va and worked in DC for a long time -the short answer is that thread is where you can post anything and not get flagged by admin; its kind of the wild wild west LOL go read the Orlando similar thread called the rat trap and you will get a better idea of what the thread is for. Brevard's thread as is Daytona's are pretty tame compared to Orlando but I am sure somebody will weigh in and explain it better maybe.[/QUOTE]Thanks, guys. I haven't detected the need for a "recycle bin" in any of the DMV threads. Perhaps this could be because our supply of females is limited or outrageously expensive (or both).

[QUOTE=NoWorries954;6396736]The fact that I and others are more educated than you and your "kronies" by your clear inability to address someone properly or be polite, does not make them a different gender nor not one of the "gang".

You know nothing![/QUOTE]Self-own! Noworries954: I was writing to one of your other accounts, asiansforme123 but since you have so many shill accounts on here, apparently you can't keep then straight.

Everyone knows you're Eva, the owner / manager of serenity / mila. It dosent matter what throwaway account you use.

Here you go sweetie: I'll list out ALL your shill / attack accounts for you to help you keep track. Why don't yoy put all these in a spreadsheet:

(And as a PSA, fellow mongers, ALL of the below are the same woman who owns mila & serenity, masquerading on here as one of us).

Asiansforme123.

Noworries 954.

Abe1188.

Fa1199.

Mickeymstr3.

Formyladies972.

Caonimade (banned).

[QUOTE=DC248;2309162]Like Orlando's [I]Rat Trap[/I] I think the Space Coast needs it's very own fight thread for us to rant and rave.

I'll go first:

It's been brought to my attention that some of you are dissatisfied with my review methods. "[I]I use too many links.[/I]" Seriously? WTF. How many times have you been searching a providers past reviews and found nothing but dead links and dead ends. Aaarrggh! I'd rather have twenty links that take up half a damn page than one dead link to an old backpage ad.

"[I]Why do I put so many pictures in all of my posts?[/I]" Really? You have to ask? See above paragraph. When all the links are dead, and the provider has changed her name, phone number and hair color eleven times, at least we have the pictures so we know who the hell we're talking about. And in all seriousness, what red-blooded heterosexual man [I]doesn't[/I] want to see pictures of hot women showing off their tits and ass? If you raised your hand to that one, you're on the wrong damn forum.[/QUOTE]Of course I found this post from 2014 from a Senior Forum Member that echoes my sentiments about mongers complaints about me posting pictures or raving about the same excellent providers in Brevard. Just like DC248 says, you can never post too many pictures and my opinions are exactly that, my opinions! Meanwhile, as I mentioned on the Escorts Section, Madam D is currently in Vero but will up in Melbourne next week! Lucky us and you guys who have not seen her. Anna is definitely an experience, a "bucket list"woman to see and like Krys in Palm Bay and Liberty'O Love in Cocoa, one not to be missed. IMHO!