[QUOTE=HeyShooter;6715056]Haha, this one's a hot mess. If you want to see her, plan on about a three hour lead time before any action, if you're lucky. Sent a text at 6 AM and she replied but she uses text to speech instead of typing so replies are a bit long and you need to speak Baltimore SW-eeze to understand WTF she's talking about. Anyway I tried to set something up for 8 AM. She sends me pricing that includes discounts but with no end time the discount stops. She says, let me know when you're leaving and I'll send the address. So I let her know I was leaving but then there were crickets for at least 45 minutes. Then she replies with some gibberish but no address. Asking me to get two drinks for her, etc. Etc. So I ask for address again and wait another 15 more minutes. Then I just went ahead and headed in her general direction. Finally, 30-40 minutes later she replies with a bunch of gibberish and the address and talking about price and that the discount is over at 8 AM and that has passed, etc. Etc. I wasn't even going to argue. It would've added another hour to the ordeal. She also wanted to know when I'm 20 minutes out, then 10 minutes out so she can tell me what building, etc. Which I responded to both but no reply. Then when I got there I asked again, what building and crickets. Again. After waiting there like 15 minutes I let her have it in a text telling her how angry I was and what position she put me in and how much time and gas of mine she wasted. As I start up my car to leave, she attempts to call me but the connection is bad, she cannot hear me. Called back and forth several more times to no avail so finally she sent the room number. I get up to the room and she proceeds to spend the next 30-40 minutes piddling around the room doing absolutely nothing important wasting more of my time. Tells me to put the donation on the dresser, get comfortable and get on the bed. I'm pretty much ready to call it quits at this point. She's not even all that hot sexy looking, but I've heard great things so I'm in it this far, I got to see it through and see what she can do. So, I hang out standing next to the door, fully clothed (because spidy senses are on overload at this point with her craziness). You can tell at this point, she's been up all night and probably just coming down from whatever meds were consumed that evening. She's struggling to stand up. Walking around like she's a special needs kid from the meds I guess. Total SW junkie that has managed to get a room and post on EB. Looks like she's 50, deflated tits, pot belly, cute face but weathered, raspy smokers voice, thick legs, swollen fingers and a bubble butt. The pros? She doesn't have the skin blemishes and bruises that is common with this lifestyle and she's got a nice clean pretty kitty and balloon knot. No odors.
Okay, now it's time for us to fall asleep and start dreaming, so we did. Yup, y'all were on point with her performance. Tasty kitty and balloon not. Tongue f_cked both. She loved it. She made her man in the boat stand at attention so I could bat it around a bit and suck on it. Very flexible, had her legs behind her elbows and I spread open all the holes. Worked on the holes for about 15-20 mins. Okay, that was fun, then the BBBJ made me the hardest I've been in a while. On point. Good an sloppy, deep, good suction, paid attention to the boys, licked the shaft. All the things. Then it's time to enter the dragon. CFS style, which I actually had to ask for, she was so spaced out she was ready for me to put it in BB. Anyway, CFS K9, then mish and it was balls deep and exceptional. She aims to please and doesn't complain or watch the clock. I stopped several times to saver the moment totally taking as much time as I could. Back to DATY\DATO and back to K9 as I played with the balloon knot. That ass is fantastic from behind and she throws it at you too. Finally popped in the bag, woke from my dream, and left. She apologized for all the wasted time and craziness and asked that I didn't post anything bad on here but I'm so pissed about losing three hours of my time and the re-negging of the discount, I don't give a sh_t. Y'all need to know what you're in for. She also asked that I didn't post the donation but let's just say it was negotiated, and I took the cost of her two drinks out of it. Will I dream about her again? Maybe, if the comms are quicker and she doesn't pull this crap in the beginning. Yep the head and kitty are that good. I'll have a backup ready.
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Shooter.[/QUOTE]I always appreciate vyour reporting.
