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[QUOTE=CoolPatrick;3308604]Unless I'm mistaken, POTUS = President of the Uncle Sam. Then you should understand VP and SS. USASG is the shorthand of the forum you are reading now. Given Bob's story, it's only just to name him the secretary of the state.[/QUOTE]I'm honored. LOL. Its really been a team project with a lot of member help and support. Mei still wonders how I have so many friends. Its funny when a member texts us for an appointment and he says "Hi Bob, is Mei available?" My name is only disclosed on USASG so I know immediately its a friend. But Mei looks at me and turns her head slightly sideways (Like the dog Nipper in the Old old old RCA ("His Masters Voice" ) ads staring at the phonograph).

[QUOTE=CoolPatrick;3308604]Unless I'm mistaken, POTUS = President of the Uncle Sam. Then you should understand VP and SS. USASG is the shorthand of the forum you are reading now. Given Bob's story, it's only just to name him the secretary of the state.[/QUOTE]The "US" in POTUS is "United States".

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;3308985]The "US" in POTUS is "United States".[/QUOTE] the United States? obviously it's a informal term. You are making jokes with your post right?

Just so we are clear, I include a Wikipedia link here. [URL]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Sam [/URL]. Just want to make sure there is no alternative facts here. :)

I've been running into a problem while on the site. I'll be scrolling through a page and either get to the end of what I want to read, or have to go to the next page to continue, and I get an error screen saying that there's a problem with the data base. Sometimes, I can get it to refresh, or just click on the "history' bar to get back to the main site menu and go back in. But other times, the session dies and the only thing to do is to log back in and try to find where I left off.

[blue]If you're on at night you might be running into server maintenance and backup.

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I also checked Wikipedia.

"The terms POTUS (and SCOTUS) originated in the Phillips Code, a shorthand method created in 1879 by Walter P. Phillips for the rapid transmission of press reports by telegraph. " It was a reference to the United States and Uncle Sam is also a reference to the United States. SCOTUS, apparently means Supreme Court of the United Sates. Not to be confused with SCROTUS (or ball sack).

[QUOTE=CoolPatrick;3309105]the United States? obviously it's a informal term. You are making jokes with your post right?

Just so we are clear, I include a Wikipedia link here. [URL]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Sam [/URL]. Just want to make sure there is no alternative facts here. :)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=INTravelingMan;3307779]Still waiting to see if I pass your screening hahahahaha.[/QUOTE]Don't take it personally, I just throw posts up and try to make ish happen. Some times don't have time to contact direct, reply or organize. Between work, being discreet at office, travel and trying to crush some hottie ass- I'm running around like crazy!

A known friend text me very late-early this morning saying he was bumbed I hadn't told him about recent shenanigans. Haven't had time.

I'll try to get you in on some weird sh*t soon.

[QUOTE=Bob521;3309440]I also checked Wikipedia.

"The terms POTUS (and SCOTUS) originated in the Phillips Code, a shorthand method created in 1879 by Walter P. Phillips for the rapid transmission of press reports by telegraph. " It was a reference to the United States and Uncle Sam is also a reference to the United States. SCOTUS, apparently means Supreme Court of the United Sates. Not to be confused with SCROTUS (or ball sack).[/QUOTE]Not going to lie, I originally thought Pat wrote scrote! Ha.

BTW, can we please get the conversation back to talking about P*SSY and not debating-discussing acronyms, for goodness sakes? Ha.

You mean. SCROTUS is a reference to Donald Trump, So Called Ruler of the United States.

[QUOTE=Bob521;3309440]I also checked Wikipedia.

"The terms POTUS (and SCOTUS) originated in the Phillips Code, a shorthand method created in 1879 by Walter P. Phillips for the rapid transmission of press reports by telegraph. " It was a reference to the United States and Uncle Sam is also a reference to the United States. SCOTUS, apparently means Supreme Court of the United Sates. Not to be confused with SCROTUS (or ball sack).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;3309540]Not going to lie, I originally thought Pat wrote scrote! Ha.

BTW, can we please get the conversation back to talking about P*SSY and not debating-discussing acronyms, for goodness sakes? Ha.[/QUOTE]I didn't expect my word-play post got a strong feedback (at least in verbatim) like that, a requesting clarification post was expected. I thought about SCROTUS... But it's about paying tribute to the legends of pussy magnets here, hence SCROTUS is not relevant.

[QUOTE=Castlerae;3309413]I've been running into a problem while on the site. I'll be scrolling through a page and either get to the end of what I want to read, or have to go to the next page to continue, and I get an error screen saying that there's a problem with the data base. Sometimes, I can get it to refresh, or just click on the "history' bar to get back to the main site menu and go back in. But other times, the session dies and the only thing to do is to log back in and try to find where I left off.

[blue]If you're on at night you might be running into server maintenance and backup.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Yes, I see it fairly often. I usually visit in the evening, like from 7 pm to 10 pm; not what I would consider "night. " It is what it is.

[QUOTE=Castlerae;3309413]I've been running into a problem while on the site. I'll be scrolling through a page and either get to the end of what I want to read, or have to go to the next page to continue, and I get an error screen saying that there's a problem with the data base. Sometimes, I can get it to refresh, or just click on the "history' bar to get back to the main site menu and go back in. But other times, the session dies and the only thing to do is to log back in and try to find where I left off.

[blue]If you're on at night you might be running into server maintenance and backup.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I seem to have the same message pop up about once a week. Sometimes I can log right back in and sometimes I can't. Anyone know a fix?

[blue]Could also be a server load thing.

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Have a 22yo white girl girl who is looking to meet some friends. Perfect thick body, great ass, beautiful big boobs, beautiful face- total hottie. I'm thinking of a good ol' MMMMF, or maybe GB. She has done one or two porn scenes in the past. Not anyone who has been discussed here before, none of my friends have met her yet.

I'm trying to set something up this weekend or next week. NOT available for solos. Only for mid to high ballers. She will only be in town for a week, then she's Baby Gone.

She finally got her car fixed. Can use some "pay the auto mechanic bill" scratch.

Who's down for some big fat ass to slap tonight?

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;3310882]She finally got her car fixed. Can use some "pay the auto mechanic bill" scratch.

Who's down for some big fat ass to slap tonight?[/QUOTE]I'm free this weekend and can help.

Where do I sign up.

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;3310838]Have a 22yo white girl girl who is looking to meet some friends. Perfect thick body, great ass, beautiful big boobs, beautiful face- total hottie. I'm thinking of a good ol' MMMMF, or maybe GB. She has done one or two porn scenes in the past. Not anyone who has been discussed here before, none of my friends have met her yet.

I'm trying to set something up this weekend or next week. NOT available for solos. Only for mid to high ballers. She will only be in town for a week, then she's Baby Gone.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;3307798]Let's do this. I need a friend or two to tag along.[/QUOTE]I don't check the board for 2 days and I miss out on this!!

Any India / Middle Eastern referrals for a middle aged white guy?

She's in town til Sat. One of my regular friends, regular girl been seeing for a while. Introduced idea of fkng friends since she's a freak. MMF to GB, not avail for solos. 24 yo, long black hair, Fit, small boobies, smooth caramel skin, pretty girl.

Pm me.

Well you got my attention bro.

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;3311934]She's in town til Sat. One of my regular friends, regular girl been seeing for a while. Introduced idea of fkng friends since she's a freak. MMF to GB, not avail for solos. 24 yo, long black hair, Fit, small boobies, smooth caramel skin, pretty girl.

Pm me.[/QUOTE]

Empty your inbox! In fact anyone who reads this go thru your inbox and sent box and delete some emails. Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3312124]Empty your inbox! In fact anyone who reads this go thru your inbox and sent box and delete some emails. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]IN box now clear. Thanks RD.

Looking to set up a blow bang Fri or Sat with this THICK latina with HUGEEEEE Donald Trump Ass.

"maybe the best head I've ever gotten" review by a hobby bud I've know for years, and he gets tons of head all the time.

PM me.

Just Split room cost. Take out your c*ck and get it sucked. Last time guys dropped thee loads. Haha.

830-9 pm Schaumburg or oakbrook.

Thick Latina. Don't have time to individually contact friends. PM me. I'll reply when I get out of meetings, around 730pm.

Thick latina, giving great head. Kicking off soon, might run bit late, but sooner the better.

I have a beautiful AA that gives killer blows in joliet / new lenox area. Willing to trade for naperville / aurora area. She is just too far for me. Pm me.

Trying to set something up ahead of time. Options are thick blonde huge boobs and ass, thick AA big boobs and ass, thick brunette, petite AA cutie. Looking for MMMF or possible MMMFF.

Open to day and time that works best
All you perverts and weirdos, hit me up! PM

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;3314682]Trying to set something up ahead of time. Options are thick blonde huge boobs and ass, thick AA big boobs and ass, thick brunette, petite AA cutie. Looking for MMMF or possible MMMFF.

Open to day and time that works best
All you perverts and weirdos, hit me up! PM[/QUOTE]I'm interested, especially the thick AA and thick blonde. Just wondering what day you will pick. I'm screwed on the weekends for a few more weeks. I have Tuesday and Wednesdays available unless it's weekdays in the morning.

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;3310838]Have a 22yo white girl girl who is looking to meet some friends. Perfect thick body, great ass, beautiful big boobs, beautiful face- total hottie. I'm thinking of a good ol' MMMMF, or maybe GB. She has done one or two porn scenes in the past. Not anyone who has been discussed here before, none of my friends have met her yet.

I'm trying to set something up this weekend or next week. NOT available for solos. Only for mid to high ballers. She will only be in town for a week, then she's Baby Gone.[/QUOTE]Let me know if her schedule changes. I arrive in Chicago on April 9th and looking for more fun than what I can find at 15th St, or CTs.

I'm in. Pm me the details!

[URL]http://samanthasynfulxxx.com/home[/URL]

Posts on CV. Have had texts with her. Interesting character. Can't tell if she's a scam or not. She says she's located in the far north suburbs and only has 4 reviews, none recent. Want to toftt but not if anybody has any intel.

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;3314682]Trying to set something up ahead of time. Options are thick blonde huge boobs and ass, thick AA big boobs and ass, thick brunette, petite AA cutie. Looking for MMMF or possible MMMFF.

Open to day and time that works best
All you perverts and weirdos, hit me up! PM[/QUOTE]I resemble that remark! Mc. Little blonde spinners? I am in. Have cash, will travel!

A listing of the core euro agencies operating in the near NW suburbs.

[URL]http://www.ecechicago.com/home[/URL]

[URL]http://elite-secret.companionfiles.com/home[/URL]

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sweet-girls-and-great-relaxation-awesome-european-massage-mt-prospect-downtown/49303927[/URL] ...My favorite!

[URL]http://www.european.hotbodyrub.com/[/URL]

Norridge Girls.

https://exclusiveescortschicago.com/

Need a couple of fit guys for a DTF mission tomorrow. Northside in the city, or north burbs. Must be fit and send body pic. No donation, just dtf girl with nice body. No time to contact guys individually. Kickoff time around 730 pm. Goal is 2 hrs of fun.

Send me direct PM, email or text for details

Girl with some curves, but not fat. Cute. MMF or possibly Another guy or two. She's open to bb but you must be tested! Friends send me DM. No time to contact individually.

It seems that the 530 agency has recently stepped up its game by adding more girls and also extended weekend service hours. In the past, some of the 262 girls rotated into this agency by rebranding their names.

Wonder if anyone here utilize their services recently?

[QUOTE=Riina;3319691]A listing of the core euro agencies operating in the near NW suburbs.

[URL]http://www.ecechicago.com/home[/URL]

[URL]http://elite-secret.companionfiles.com/home[/URL]

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sweet-girls-and-great-relaxation-awesome-european-massage-mt-prospect-downtown/49303927[/URL] ...My favorite!

[URL]http://www.european.hotbodyrub.com/[/URL]

Norridge Girls.

https://exclusiveescortschicago.com/[/QUOTE]

LOL. While reading the below review of Angel in the Backpage forum it struck me that I have also left some pussy on the table because my car does not have a good enough tint.

I'm sure some of you have already researched this well enough and would have solid inputs.

I'm looking to find what percentage tint is recommended to stay discreet and also does not violate the local LE requirement in Chicago.

Also, I'm looking for recommendations of independent installers in the and or NW burbs as dealers seem expensive.

Pl. PM me or share here.

[QUOTE=Chiz30;3322280]
She was staying at a house I don't know if it's her house. She was standing front porch and said I can just park upfront LOL. Anyways I go inside and she has a tiny room with a mattress on the floor. She asked for the money upfront and I say no I'll give it when were done. She polietly asked for it again so I gave it. I figured were both in the room so what the hell. She does do BBBJ but I always play it safe with a CBJ. She got naked I layed on my back and she started sucking and it was good too. She let me feel on her tits and was accomadating. After a few minutes I busted in the bag got up she went and got some napkins and I was on my way. After a few min she texts me see you next week.

Now she's about 5'3 130 pnds or so. Mid to late 30's maybe early 40's. Nice c cups. She's thin but has somewhat a belly but not too bad. I can tell she's open for car play and I would rather do car play but only during night time since I don't have tint. Go check her out she's budget friendly not street rate and gets the job done with no complaints or rushing.
Chiz.[/QUOTE]

The way I remember the law is that you can't have any sort of window tint on the front driver's side and front passenger window. Rear door windows are ok. Well that's what I was told when I got stopped for my window tint. My advice is go get a room at a cheap motel. I've spent as much as 40 dollars for a room for four hours.

[QUOTE=Lebruno;3326006]LOL. While reading the below review of Angel in the Backpage forum it struck me that I have also left some pussy on the table because my car does not have a good enough tint.

I'm sure some of you have already researched this well enough and would have solid inputs.

I'm looking to find what percentage tint is recommended to stay discreet and also does not violate the local LE requirement in Chicago.

Also, I'm looking for recommendations of independent installers in the and or NW burbs as dealers seem expensive.

Pl. PM me or share here.[/QUOTE]It depends on what type of car you have. If you have a 2 door, it is now legal to have light tint on the front two windows. If you drive a 4 door, you can put limo tint on the rears, but still need to leave the front two light. I believe light tint is 35%, and limo is 5%. Now that being said, if le wants to be a jerk, they can stop you for anything they want, regardless of tint. But the best bet is to have a 4 door and put the darkest on the rears, and plop her ass in the back seat and nobody will be able to see.

They also make different styles. They have the normal dark stuff that you see, also they make a more reflective tint, which will keep you a little more safe than standard. Pm me and I can give you the name of a place that does a very solid job, and gives you a lifetime warranty, not that your going to drive your car / truck for the next 30 years.

[QUOTE=Lebruno;3325994] Wonder if anyone here utilize their services recently?[/QUOTE]Actually I just did Saturday evening. Easy text set up as I'm a regular at 2 six2. Usuall motel for euro girls off 294 and willow. Had the Spanish girl Arianna. Said I was her last for the day and with the 530 as she is moving out of state. Nice girl, no FS, BBBJ finish with Russian (was a little toothy) nice girl same rate ad the other agency for hhr. Booker really pumped her up like she was the best you've ever had and once in a life time experience. I'd say looks 7, service 7. Possibly repeat with her if she would stay but I like variety.

[QUOTE=Meijerslp;3326081]It depends on what type of car you have. If you have a 2 door, it is now legal to have light tint on the front two windows. If you drive a 4 door, you can put limo tint on the rears, but still need to leave the front two light. I believe light tint is 35%, and limo is 5%. Now that being said, if le wants to be a jerk, they can stop you for anything they want, regardless of tint. But the best bet is to have a 4 door and put the darkest on the rears, and plop her ass in the back seat and nobody will be able to see.

They also make different styles. They have the normal dark stuff that you see, also they make a more reflective tint, which will keep you a little more safe than standard. Pm me and I can give you the name of a place that does a very solid job, and gives you a lifetime warranty, not that your going to drive your car / truck for the next 30 years.[/QUOTE]Whether tint is legal or not, you will be subject to more traffic stops. Sometimes they will let you go, others times you will be ticketed, and then get citation dismissed in Court. Just not worth it in my opinion.