Massage Parlor Reports

Ok, the place has been talked about a while ago. South Madison across from the funeral home. Open sign in the window.

I was intrigued because it was one of the only non-asian places left in terms of MP's. I had high hopes for the place and was eager to partake but when I arrived there was a "Busy till 2:50" sign in the window. At 2:55 I rang the bell and "Lacy" answered the door. Her raspy voice and noisy breathing gave away her smoking habit although I didn't smell it in the place or on her.

I chose the 1/2 hr for .6. There is also a 'deep tissue' for .8 1/2 hr but I'm not sure what that gets you, if anything.

The massage was done with a towel across the backside. It went from hard to medium to soft to tickling. I asked her to stick with soft and she did. She did move the towel to the side to expose one cheek at a time and almost teased the boys, but not quite.

On the flip it was straight business. She removed her top and bra in about 5 seconds and it was game on. There was some russian, a little tongue and lots of hand. I think there could have been a russian finish but I didn't ask.

All in all the session was okay but I wasn't attracted to her. She was probably in her late 30's and overweight. But she was very nice and easy to talk too. I've never really talked much in a session - usually because I don't speak Korean. But we hit it off verbally.

I probably won't go back unless I knew there was another provider working and got some reference from one of you. But it was an ok change from the typical asian massage that seems to be the norm around here. I've tried to catch up with Blaire lately but getting in touch and keeping her attention long enough to schedule has proven difficult.

As previously reported I've been to this place many times over the years. Had some great times in years past and some flops. I agree the gals of past year or so don't do it for me either. Last two times there not even a hand release offered. And not a good massage either. I'm done with these worn out mares unless something new shows up.[QUOTE=Assmanoh]Ok, the place has been talked about a while ago. South Madison across from the funeral home. Open sign in the window.

I was intrigued because it was one of the only non-asian places left in terms of MP's. I had high hopes for the place and was eager to partake but when I arrived there was a "Busy till 2:50" sign in the window. At 2:55 I rang the bell and "Lacy" answered the door. Her raspy voice and noisy breathing gave away her smoking habit although I didn't smell it in the place or on her.

I chose the 1/2 hr for .6. There is also a 'deep tissue' for .8 1/2 hr but I'm not sure what that gets you, if anything.

The massage was done with a towel across the backside. It went from hard to medium to soft to tickling. I asked her to stick with soft and she did. She did move the towel to the side to expose one cheek at a time and almost teased the boys, but not quite.

On the flip it was straight business. She removed her top and bra in about 5 seconds and it was game on. There was some russian, a little tongue and lots of hand. I think there could have been a russian finish but I didn't ask.

All in all the session was okay but I wasn't attracted to her. She was probably in her late 30's and overweight. But she was very nice and easy to talk too. I've never really talked much in a session - usually because I don't speak Korean. But we hit it off verbally.

I probably won't go back unless I knew there was another provider working and got some reference from one of you. But it was an ok change from the typical asian massage that seems to be the norm around here. I've tried to catch up with Blaire lately but getting in touch and keeping her attention long enough to schedule has proven difficult.[/QUOTE]

Assmanoh:
I saw Lacey (not spelled "Lacy") many times from 2005 to 2008 when she worked at Studio 421/First Choice. She is a real sweetheart and I like her very, very much. But to be honest she won't do much without getting a decent tip (& YMMV). I have missed her a lot since 421 closed last October. I have wanted to see her since a few weeks ago when I found out she's now at Sensual Massage, but I just haven't had the cash.

Lacey is very nice to talk to (but she is not overly talkative), intelligent and has a good sense of humor (once I told her I was waiting on my Stumulus check & she said "I'll give you some stimulus!"). If you get to know her you'll find out she really does have the proverbial "heart of gold". I think Lacey looks great but maybe it's just my tastes (I seldom care much for "spinners", too skinny for me). Her big butt is the most beautiful I've EVER seen on any woman, and that includes A-list celebrities, porn stars and magazine models. Her breasts are only medium sized, but natural and pleasant looking (I confess I'm not really a breast man anyway). Lacey is a little plump, but I'd hardly call her fat or a BBW (I love her belly!). She has never had kids so she has no stretchmarks. I wish she would quit smoking, but as you mentioned at least she doesn't reek of smoking odors. She has had some personal problems lately so maybe that's why she wasn't overly enthusiastic. Give her another chance and she'll treat you right.

I bring you good tidings and news.

Angel from Rejuv has landed and is now part of the pride.

I am not sure this is the same girl from other's previous reports.

Could be, but the prices reported here, were not reflected in my experiences with her, past or present.

$.3

I was driving through Avon today and noticed the open sign was turned on across from Menard's. I didn't stop in, but thought I would let you guys know that they do appear to be open again.

[QUOTE=TheCoach26]I was driving through Avon today and noticed the open sign was turned on across from Menard's. I didn't stop in, but thought I would let you guys know that they do appear to be open again.[/QUOTE]

Yes Jo jo was back in business just 2 days after I bet that put a burr in her neighbors saddle after what he said on the news cast "I hope they are gone for good" Well you can't keep a good girl from working or is it you cant keep a working girl from being good Hmmmm. Golden

[QUOTE=Golden Country]Yes Jo jo was back in business just 2 days after I bet that put a burr in her neighbors saddle after what he said on the news cast "I hope they are gone for good" Well you can't keep a good girl from working or is it you cant keep a working girl from being good Hmmmm. Golden[/QUOTE]
Does the Right to Work law apply in this case?

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Sometimes many shots are fired in the name of revolution, what starts as civil disobedience ends in a violent eruption, often at places with pastoral names, such as ------Commons or ------Green or ------Square. Without realizing there was an impending anniversary, I decided to visit such a spot, not wishing to be doomed to repeat history but hoping for a conciliatory reunion, knowing that on the very site I was reclined, the police state,in which it is located, once attacked and swarmed what I am sure was once Paradise. I purchased my entry into this infamously named respite and after having to wait a few minutes for my tour guide to finish with another weary traveler, and after wishing I had paid so much more attention in language classes, my tour began. Expectations were high, my attractive, not young, but firmly built guide had a way about her that was not overly firm, but which sent an absolute jolt of electricity down my spine, creating a truly stimulating sensation repeatedly. It may have just been the excitement or expectation playing mind tricks, but even though there was no overt actions taken it was truly a wonderful and exhilarating feeling being there even if my repeated inability to understand the language created a comic confusion. I was so moved by my experience that I requested, no I nigh on begged to fire off a shot or two in honor of all that came before. But alas I was rebuked, the guide not even moved by the offer of an honorarium, and again the language fails me, I thought because maybe I was gui lao, but it kept sounding like I needed to be ray gu rah if I were to get a shot off. So I prepared to leave, feeling better for having made the excursion, but somehow not satisfied with the entire trip. On my way out of the area I was stopped by what I first thought was a panhandler but on closer inspection it was my guide, hoping to get a donation to help keep this site operating. I tried, again as best I could, using my poor language skills complimented with universal sign language, of the procedure required to obtain donations. I am at best a weak man, the comic crocodile tears and sweet demeanor, convinced me to at least leave something for all of the effort given, hopeful that someday if I tried hard enough I could reach the exalted level of ray gu rah that I aspired to be.[/QUOTE]OK, I love the poetry of Buster's posts as much as the next guy, but come on..are we all gonna have to post like this from now on.

I'm working on my To Be or Not to Be solilocquy (sp?) right now.

There are a lot ads on new parlor on 86th St. with Chinese masseuses. Anybody got a handle on this yet? If you don't want to put anythng on the board PM me. Thanks

[QUOTE=Coonie]There are a lot ads on new parlor on 86th St. with Chinese masseuses. Anybody got a handle on this yet? If you don't want to put anythng on the board PM me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]I'll second that request. There were a few reports when they first opened, but they were rather contradictory.

I gave M&J a call today, hoping to get an appointment, but they never answered (I called again a few hours later with the same).

Hopefully nothing bad happened.

[QUOTE=Wulfgar]I gave M&J a call today, hoping to get an appointment, but they never answered (I called again a few hours later with the same).

Hopefully nothing bad happened.[/QUOTE]I heard they were moving, there lease was up. I think the princenumeor had dinner with them or some one on here was pretty tight with the gals.

Somebody knows! They will turn up somewhere.

jt

[QUOTE=Two Nutts]M's (you guys know who) lease is up this month. She has to find a place, preferably nearby the current one. If you guys know of anything give her a call. I can see some opertunities for bartering.[/QUOTE]

This was posted awhile back

All is good.

Visited my usual for the basics.

Although there is a big juicy post just pounding to get out,
I will, instead, submit to the soul of wit and simplicity.

Best. Ever.

That girl is fantastic when she puts her mind to it. I love her start to finish smile. When she took the reigns I did all I could just to hold onto the guard rails.

A real treasure - an artist with a delightful embrace.

A mature passionate symphony.

Those who have not met this side of her... give of yourself.

Went by Bings on Friday. Neighbor said copshadbeen by a few days ago and hauled everyone away. When will the madness stop!