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Switched offices I am working out of for the forseeable future, doesnt look like I'll be able to make runs up to B'more during the day for awhile so after over a year's respite I made my way to a local AMP.
Friday at 4:00 (yeah, I know.. but I got held up at lunch and couldnt get there earlier). Made the walk up the flights of stairs...has the urine smell gotten stronger? I dont remember it being that bad.
Bad sign when I showed up, busy so I got to wait in the back by the laundry room. I needed relief so stuck around anyway.
Was introduced to "BeBe" or "BiBi" maybe even "Baby" with that accent, she has very limited English skills but otherwise her Oral skills are excellent. Table shower good, massage was fair to middlin', lots of time spent on rimming tho not deep rimming, very good CBJ and good riding with willingness to shift to couple different positions. Given how busy they were she showed admirable restraint and did not rush things.
Pretty girl, maybe C cups that felt all natural to me. Tight, toned and tiny ass.
I enjoyed the experience but got that "same-old same-old" feeling that initially led me to branch out from AMPs to SWs.
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Damn, forgot to mention which AMP (as Trash noted above). It was Downtown.
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Fool,
I assume you went to Downtown. As you know, I have expressed my boredom with the same ole same ole issue with AMP's. You might want to try CPHC for a slightly different change of pace in that their rooms are a bit larger and many have chairs and mirrors for the more imaginative players. If you went to Downtown due to proximity to your new offices, then CPHC is a bit of a hike away. I also like Supra. 4th floor stairclimb, so crank up your pacemaker to full roar. I hate these places with lots of stairs because I always feel like I arrive out of breath and during hot weather, sweaty as well. hard to feel particularly suave and debonair when you're puffing like a steam engine and sweating. At least Supra stairs don't smell like piss though.
One time at Supra the girl surprised me by soaping me up while on my back and then stripping and climbing on top of me and slithering all around and doing a little warmup 69. Very unexpected and fun.
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Checked out the action again on the loop this morning and was surprised once agin that there was still action at 7:00 am this morning. One wsw looked like she got lost and ended up there instead of the W/W loop. She was either with child or just plain plumb. She was wearing a t shirt that said "Pick Me" which I did not. Maybe if I had been wearing my Armani Suit and smoking cheap cigars I would have but not today. My shoulders and back were a bit sore from shooting trixie(whos a teacher might I add) and screwing the pool table. Left the ho mobile at home and was driving (ok I was being driven) in my Rolls. Stopped and asked her if she had any Grey Poupon which was lost on her mental ability. One or two others but nothing peaked my interest. I had my driver swing down and check out the area by NPR which was loaded with plenty of whatever they are. Every once in awhile you can find a jewel with the right plumbing by Che Lou's. Not today !!
Loopy where are you hiding all of the good looking women?
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Hahahahaha! Yeah Motor, I rarely go mongering in my amphibious Lotus and usually leave my Walther PPK at home.
Your ploblem MB is the time you're out there. My guess is that you don't have much of a choice to monger at other times but it's also my guess that the phat booty has gone home by 6-7am. The only ones out at that time haven't reached their qouta yet. I wonder why.
Then again, girls I know have said they're out there till 6-7am sometimes.
I'm torn right now though. Mass Monger almost made me want to hit an AMP again and then Fool & Trash remind me of that same ole same ole feeling. It has been a while though.
00LV
Foggy 'D' - one vote for AccuFitness but LoveLOS would really be the man to talk to.
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Motor,
Yeah, that's what I thought. I was suprised as hell to see the cop that got me even walk. He had these enormous balls which he showed me by walking right out in front of my car. Had I been looking anywhere but ahead I would have surely hit him.
What a dumbass. (near)Naked chicks all around, and he walks out right in front of me to get me to stop.
What can I say. Cops put there lives in danger every day. I had just rather see them do it for real crimes, not to deliver a $25 citation. Tax dollars at work I guess.
Be safe.
HardWire
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Report at CPHC, Gi
My first visit to CPHC. In fact, I wanted to try 5 Stars Girls, but arrived a bit late and was met by only one girl available who was not at all my type. So I excused myself and decided to give a try to this popular place.
Kind of knew where the entrance was beforehand, but a few boys and gals were chatting right in front. A little annoyed, so walked past by. Thankfully, a homeless made them move on. I happened to have just handed him a small donation when I walked by, so felt rewarded. Walked on and ringed the bell. Nice and clean interior. Well, for some reason of my own, I cannot answer "yes" to the usual "been here" questions unless I really have. Answered "only been to other places" instead, and didn't expect any trouble. Curious whether she would have believed if I had said yes. Seemed a bit busy and mamasan suggested 15 minute waiting, but I could see a girl in 5 minutes or so.
She was not greatly sexy to me, but doable. Asked her name and she said Gi. Didn't have a chance to check her English for some reason, but guess she will be fine. Although not a knockout, she was a pleasant girl with good personality and cute smile, which is always a plus. I would choose her over a mechanical bombshell.
She did a good massage as an AMP girl. She said she did learn and has a license. I would not elaborate the event, which included a good deal of licking down to the right spots front and back, CBJ (a bit short for me), and a few positions.
All in all, it was a good session, though not the best I had. Not very likely to repeat just because I don't do this often and like trying different places and girls when I do.
By the way, I heard an impressive story from Gi about the mamasan. She said she won't move to other places because the mamasan is such a nice lady. When the AMP's were closing lately, the mamasan took all the girls to the vacation with herself. To Koreans, it means she paid for the expenses. May her business flourish.
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Motorback,
Good one! I got it.
Mass Monger,
Don't we have it good here? A wide selection of attractive, reasonably priced, enthusiastic Asian massage providers? Good report.
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Hello Everyone,
Would like to report on my adventures at Supra spa on Friday 30th April. Took the red line and got down at Dupont circle and made for the spa. The first time I passed the enterance, I couldnt see any signs of the spa. The second time I just trusted the forum and made it up the stairs. On the second level it said Spa on 4th floor (good sign!). Made it all the way to 4th floor. Was kinda nervous to ring the bell. To my surprise the mamasan opened the door just when I was about to ring the bell. Took me by hand and led me to a small room. Asked me if I wanted 1 hour, I said yes and handed her a Benjamin and asked her if Jessica was available. She answered in the affirmative and asked me to wait. It was one of the longest wait I thought but was acutally 5-10 minutes.
And in came Jessica, wearing a really skimppy pink top and micro skirt. she looked pretty hot. she asked me to get undressed and gave me a kiss or two. I dont know why she thought I didnt want a table shower. I kept saying I want it and she kept saying ok and pointing me to lie down on the bed. Finally cleared that and headed for the shower. I didnt really enjoy it very much. It was alright, she did pay a little attention to the special places but not as much as I would have liked.
Back to the room and she started giving me a massage. I thought the massage was average at best. Then she asked me if I wanted everything and I said yes. She said ok and let left to get the supplies. I places the money by the table below my watch (Jessica had returned the $40 change). she came back and started kissing my back and ears and making noises. Slowly she inserted her finger into my anus and moved her finger with skill and after some time started massaging my prostate and I was really enjoying myself. This was the first time I had this experince and I must say it was great. I asked her to slow down or else I would cum. She asked me to flip over. She started with kissing my face and gave my nipples some great licks and went down to my dick. As she lowered her mouth I got really nervous that she didnt put the condom on. No fear and she withdrew her mouth I could see the rubber in the right place. Wow, thats some amazing skill, I didnt even feel her put it on.
I thought the BJ was average, I like deep throating and was expecting some but she did'nt and I did'nt pust it. Then came the cowgirl and I was really surprised that for a service provider she was really tight. After the prostate massage and other stuff I couldnt last as much as I wanted. I came after about 5 min of CG.
She got the hot towel and wipped me clean and we had about 20 min left. she asked me if wanted a massage and I said ok. About 10 minutes into the massage I asked her if we can go again and she said that it would cost me extra. I asked how much, she said the same as before. I thougth it was too much and told her to continue with the massage.
We ended up talking and she asked me my name etc. and told me how tiring her job is. On the whole not a bad experince at all. she told me that I should come back and she will give more action next time.
I would like to thank everyone on this board for their contribution and especially TrashMan for pointing me in the right direction.
Have a good one.
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Loopy I can only monger at that time because the sgt has roll call plenty early and I can't be late. Afterwards I usually run off to court.
ROTFLMAO !
Was that leave your amphibious Walther PPK at home and try to get a Lotus?
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FroggyD,
So you don't have to ask per loopy's comment, Most of the places have pretty standard service. Besides downtown, I like Olympic best. Accufitmess is good but my luck has run pretty routine. Trashman always gives high marks to CHPC for variety, I've not been there, but his recommendation is always gold.
LL
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Thanks for the suggestions. As it turned out, I didn't get to any of the proposed places on Sunday night. Didn't have time until about 10 - and then it was pouring down rain. Tried to find Young's - but parking was limited nearby, I didn't have an umbrella, and I didn't feel like wandering around in the rain. Can someone describe what the outside of the place looks like? I think I found where it might be - looks more like an apartment building than anything else. If I'm thinking about the right place, then the entrance is on Wisconsin, up a "half-flight" of stairs. I guess I'm just going to have to take a field trip one day from work, even though my travels don't usually take me down that way.
Next time!
FD
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Digger,
Sounds like you popped your cherry pretty well. I always find that there are some elements of an AMP experience I like and others I find lacking. You do need to tell the girl what you like and what you want her to do just like in real life. Girls aren't mind readers anymore than guys are.
As for different places, yes, I do like CPHC, but each place has it's good points and it's bad ones as well as on any given night even the best provider won't measure up to your particular expectations. I like Accufitness as it is off the beaten path and has in the past had some great girls, especially at night.
Quite frankly, I tend to go to places that I feel safe in the area at so there are some places I don't frequent because the area is simply too sketchy to feel comfy parking my car at.
I also find that the BJ's at most AMP's are perfunctory at best. Remember that it's a massage parlor and the extracurricular activities are just that extra. They are not meant to be the main event. If you want deep throat wild long BJ's covered or not plus lots of positions and foreplay, then an AMP is not the best choice, an escort is. That's what they do. They don't give massages and table showers. ( Granted some do give nice massages and some will take showers with you but that's not what I mean )
I guess what I am trying to say but taking too long to say it is that set your expectations correctly for the experience you are going to have and you'll have a better time. Set them incorrectly and you'll be disappointed.
Motor,
What a pussy you are! You let the Sarge dictate your hours instead of telling her that you'll be home when you're home and not before and she is not to question the booze on your breath and the pussy smell on your still slimy cock. Come on, be a man!
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After reading up on this board, decided to give Supra and Jessica a shot. Went last week about 6pm. A 30 year old mamasan (surprised as I was expecting a dragon with hair in a bun) answered. Showed me to the room and returned with Jessica. She is tall and has a nice body. Heard all the talk about her abs but guys, she doesn't work out much, she is just really skinny. She is tall, maybe 5'6" or 5'8". Had skimpy skirt and asked me to get undressed. Not much English and I spoke in a little Korean which she kept her giggling at and hugging me. Very affectionate but during the course of an hour, the giggles started to get on my nerves a little. Table shower was okay, I liked how she massaged the buttocks and cleaned the area well.
Went back to room and got on bed which is just a mattress on the floor and I cut to the chase, everything first and then massage. She complied and began with the giggling and hugging all over again. As I explored her body, I realized how bony Korean women can be. I could feel her tail bone and pelvis and I would have preferred a round ass but oh well. Her breasts were nice even though enhanced, as they did not feel fake. She on the otherhand focused a lot on licking my nipples. Then went down south but only licked in the region instead of AR. Gave a little tongue masage before putting the raincoat on with her mouth. Never noticed when she did it so I am thinking she must have slipped it in quickly or used it as a dental dam before. Did do deep throating and the like but technique was so-so. Flipped her over and began DATY which didn't do much for me. Noticed she had put in lubricating gel which is about as appetizing as eating a slice of bread with vaseline.
Still rock solid and ready to go since DATY wasn't that great, got on top of her and did notice she was tight. She began to moan after a few minutes and it got me concerned others outside would hear. Giggles again. I changed to doggy which was nice until I grabbed her bones, I mean her ass. Ended up with her cowgirl to caress her abs and finally got her to sit on tip while I came. All in all, she is a great looking girl and did provide good service.
Heck, service was better than any girl I had in Korea almost too! Why do they make such a fuss about sex there when AMPs worldwide seem to be full of Korean womean anyways? I mean all that crap about juicy girls and head games over there drive me nuts not to mention the cock blocks that Korean men give you there. That was the only country I had ever been refused sex by a prostitute go figure which is not too uncommon.
Ending with this rant, are there any AMPs with other Asian nationalities? I guess you do have it good in DC.
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Foggy,
Young's is a white building with absolutely no markings on the outside other than the address (2352). It's adjacent to a bar called "Bourbon". You go inside and it's first floor on the left.
I have found it to be occasionally closed for no good reason.
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Reports on 2 AMPs in Tyson's Corner (Northern Virginia).
The other weekend while my ugly wife was out shopping, I decided that instead of hitting the 'net and jackhammering away, I'd go out for a little "treat".
What I wanted was a nice little Asian thing, the kind that loves to get nailed but I wasn't so lucky, here are a couple disappointing places to avoid.
Report 1
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Name: Tyson Healing Arts
Address: 8472 Tyco Rd Vienna, VA
If anyone remembers the original "Youngs", it was in Tyson's corner off Tyco Rd. When I saw the address of this place I thought it must be the old place.
I had remembered before when I went, I'd seen an old b!tch named Sissy. Man she was great, she'd just bend over, lift her skirt, and let you shove it in. She rushed you a little and didn't do any caressing or any of that but if you were into an old b!tch that loves d!ck, she's the one for you.
The was also another gal I saw "May" who was beautiful but other that that, who cares. (Of course there were a number of others I screwed there that I can't remember because I've done literally hundreds of these hoes)
One day I called and they referred my to what's now Accu-fitness.
I asked for Sissy when I went but she wasn't there so I left. I ended up going back many months later, saw "May" there and figured I'd stick it in just for nostalgia's sake. I leaned in for a kiss and she said "you don't want to kiss me, I suck on a lot of d!cks".
That statement turned me on. I did have to tell her the truth that in the year or so since I saw her in Tyson's, she looked like she aged 10. Must've been getting f*cked a lot.
Anyway, apologies for my rambling, now to the other day. I went in there and this old b!tch that I think I recognized from one of the many AMPs I've frequented over the decades answered the door. I said I'd like to stay for a half an hour and she said "Sixty".
I said "no, I only want a half hour" and she said "half hour sixty, one hour eighty".
My eyes pooped out of my head and I asked if she was kidding me. Realizing she wasn't I left for the other place (in Report 2) down the street not ever seeing, much less sampling the fare.
On the way out I politely told her that just as an fyi, other places have been and are charging 40 for a half hour and 60 for an hour, you know just for your information that's the standard rate.
Report 2
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Name: Young Spa
Address: 1880 Howard Ave Vienna, VA
So I go to this other place and this skinny old b!tch answers the door. Right off the bat she says they might be busy and asks what kind of tip I have. I said I'm tipping 100 and I want the whole 9. She let me in.
I handed over the 5 Jacksons and she left the room.
She came back and I started undressing her old bod and she tried to get me to lie down on the table. I said I didn't like lying down I just want to take her clothes off and start drilling.
Then she says "ohh no s3x here, only blowjob". I said I know the system and I ain't payin no 100 for a freakin lousy CBJ. I guess she could tell I was a seasoned vet and said ok but be quiet so I don't get fired.
I said ok, she was as dry as a f*cking bone. I asked if I could l*ck her p*ssy and she said no and started using some lube. Right away she got dry again and my d*ck started to hurt something fierce.
I said you're gonna have to use more lube, a lot more, or let me l*ck yer p*ss.
So finally I said ok I'll just splooge all over your t*ts & p*ss.
She agreed but everytime I started to c*m she's put her hands up to cover my squirt hole or her body. So I would swat her hand away but lose the buildup and have to start over. Finally I said look I didn't pay you 100 bucks to jizz on your hand and I splooged all over her chest and p*ss.
After that lousy performance, she actually told me to call ahead the next time, ask for Ann and make an appointment.
Perplexed I asked her "are you out of your mind?" That was horrible.
These two places stink. If you're into chicks that just landed in the states, unshaven, and are so amazed that they're going to be getting their first American snausage that you can barely convince them to use a rubber, then the place on 8th St. SE is the way to go, none of these other hot dog stands comes close.
Too bad I'm persona non Grata there. If any you gents want to get together sometime, hit a club first, see if we can get it free, and then head out to an AMP in a drunken stupor, let's get it going, for one would love to add some spice to the same old brown bag lunch
Hope these reviews help someone avoid a couple hours in the horrendous Tyson's traffic
The Dr. of Love
