Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

Had the stare down last week too. Woman was older, had a nice body. Kept running her leg, and other parts against my hands and arms, but didn't want to push it. When I suggested, she gave me the stare down too. Wasn't sure if she wanted me to move her hand or not. Played it cool, and left a bit frustrated, although the massage was nice.

[QUOTE=PistolPete;2786124]I hear ya about Mystic being close to home. 5 minute drive for me. Brings back memories of the old OK Spa in Grayslake with Suzi when it comes to convenience. I have been there 3 times myself. The first two times I had the older woman that I think you are speaking of. Sorry, but don't remember her name. She definately gives a great massage. Probably one of the best I've ever had. Did the kneeling on the table with her crotch on top of my head like you explained. However, on the flip she was very cautious. Guessing she was busted in the past. She got really close to my face and was staring at me. Was really weird and she gave the hand motion for me to pleasure myself. I figured since this was my first visit she wanted to be sure I wasn't LEO. When she did the same thing on the second visit I figured I was done with this place. Then right after Christmas I drew Lisa who's probably a 7 on the AMP scale and got the standard HE finish. From what I can tell, looks like the old lady doesn't play but does give one hell of a massage. And the unsented oil is definatley a plus.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;3065811]Was at one of my usual Waukegen AMPs recently. About five minutes into my massage, my MT disappears suddenly. Gone a while, came back in about five minutes, no hot towels, no explanation, like nothing happened. I let it slide. A little while later, her cell phone rings, she's having a HIGHLY agitated phone conversation, then she says" back in 5 meeenits" then disappears again. For a long-ass time. Almost 20 minutes later I'm really annoyed and decide "F* This!" So I'm going to walk out and not leave a tip either. (I've never walked out without leaving a tip. Ever).

I took a while putting my clothes on, figuring she'd walk in and catch me in the act. But nope! So I open the door and of course, it squeaks like a motherf* The creakiest damn door you ever ever heard. It's not helping my stealthy exit.

So I'm dressed and halfway to the front door, and the MT sees me (half-naked, sitting on the toilet with the door open! She launches herself at me (pants-less) and blocks my escape route.

At first she begged, pleaded for me to stay. Then got more forceful about it, insisting I stay. She wouldn't LET me leave. After politely declining a few more times and giving her my reasons for leaving (and inventing a few extra reasons for good measure), I made the move again towards the door, and she surprised the shit out of me with an extremely powerful shove backwards, that almost knocked me on my ass. (She's very small, but should try out for the Bears as a linebacker. She doesn't give up any extra yards.) "You No Go!

I don't really NEED to leave, I'm just irked with the service (or lack thereof) and irritated, and I'm already all dressed again anyway and kind of want to leave as a matter of principle. But I don't NEED to leave so badly that I'm willing to get into a shoving match with a (somewhat) cute, half naked Asian lady who is a foot shorter than me. Besides, it would be REALLY embarrassing to LOSE that shoving match!

So; I caved. She leads me back into the room, awkwardly apologizing.

This time she undresses me without me helping. Continues my massage from the exact spot it left off, as if nothing happened. After the flip she gives me a very nice standard ending like usual. It was about halfway through the ending routine, that I even noticed that this ISN'T the same woman I started out with! It was dark in the hallway, and I guess it was the MMS who was guarding the exit with her pants down. She and my earlier MT look REALLY similar, so similar in the face I didn't even notice. Turns out they're sisters, I think the MMS is the older of the two.

I tipped the union standard. Not really sure what I should tip in this situation. (I did get my full hour, which happened to take an hour and a half.).

The whole experience was so bizarre that I wanted to share, see if anybody else has had this type of thing happen to them before.

I'm a bit of a regular over there; it's not my very favorite but it's close to home and gets the job done with minimum hassle. I've had some pretty good experiences there, but now I'm not sure I want to go back, I think I'll feel awkward the next time I see the MMS, especially because of the the pants-free tackle.

Rather not name the place here, but the place is infamous for it's dangerous parking situation.[/QUOTE]I've had similar experiences. Remember, some of these women are single moms or are having domestic issue. Kids call, husbands call. I've had to sit through 5 minute phone arguments in Chinese as well. Not fun. I've had a MT leave after a heated call and a replacement come in. One time it was the "laundry" girl who only does the cleaning and laundry at this busy spa. They knew I liked her.

I've gotten a massage before, the girl leaves to what I assumed was to get hot towels. Then on the flip I have this gorgeous big titted Asian woman ready to give me a HJ. WTF, where did she come from? Maybe good I did not have her sooner because I would have been nervous anticipating the flip.

The worst experience was seeing a Russian lady who worked out of her house. After the she gave me an oral finish, she requested for me to give her an oral finish. I was a little nervous about that. I was young and inexperienced. Turns out she had hidden my clothes and would not return them until I gave her what what wanted. Since then I have found 3 Asian women who worked from their homes, and all three asked me to give them oral, even though they would only give me a HJ. Average age on those three was probably early 50's and only one was cute. All three were cummaphobes but didn't have a problem hosing me down with their juices. Of course I obliged them.

[QUOTE=MilwFireman;3066435]Hey everyone. North of the border but looking to take a trip down to the area NW burbs area. Saw on the posts some trouble at Pine, which was my plan- but probably not now, right? So looking for Asian place, spinners with a great menu. Would appreciate any suggestions, PMs are fine. FYI wi sucks for AMPs.[/QUOTE]Sent you a PM over a month ago with a list of 3-4 AMP's including the names of specific girls to see. Ever get it?

You're welcome!

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3071648]Sent you a PM over a month ago with a list of 3-4 AMP's including the names of specific girls to see. Ever get it?

You're welcome![/QUOTE]I saw there was some busts in June at Cozy, Pine and another one. Youngest was 48, oldest 58. Goes to show just how bad we misjudge ages. I like Pine and Cozy but maybe I should stay away.

Went to the old stand by in LV on Milwaukee. Saw georous Angie. Totally hot. All was good till the flip. Standard tip was no good. She got very defensive and was going to let me walk. Mr happy was not going to give up, so I socomed to his wishes and Angie's.

She drives a hard bargin.

A few weeks ago I saw on BP an ad for a new place on 430 and. Greenbay. So with some time on my hands yesterday I called for an afternoon appointment. Woman on the phone spoke about 40 words of English, total. But we were able to communicate on the time.

I pull up in the little strip mall and look for the address. What do I see but a rather broken down looking MASSAGE sign. No lights on in the windows, no neon OPEN sign, etc. I walk up and see someone behind the glass door, who unlocks to let me in.

I never got her name, but the massage was nice. Chinese girl about 30, but with at least two visible tattoos. That is a first for me with Chinese MTs. One across the chest (low cut top) and one on the foot (short shorts). Gave signs, signs returned. Standard finish and I gave her the standard tip, which she appreciated. Have my doubts that more is available, since she wouldn't even loosen the top for me to play.

The thing is, I thought this was a new place, maybe and UTR, except that they put their address on the ad. But the look of the place? Clean, but a place that hasn't had a redecoration since the Ford administration. And the old MASSAGE sign.

Are there any mongers out there who can say if there used to be another AMP at this place in the past? I thought I knew all the AMPs in the far northern 'burbs for the last 15 years.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;3079807]A few weeks ago I saw on BP an ad for a new place on 430 and. Greenbay. So with some time on my hands yesterday I called for an afternoon appointment. Woman on the phone spoke about 40 words of English, total. But we were able to communicate on the time.

I pull up in the little strip mall and look for the address. What do I see but a rather broken down looking MASSAGE sign. No lights on in the windows, no neon OPEN sign, etc. I walk up and see someone behind the glass door, who unlocks to let me in.

I never got her name, but the massage was nice. Chinese girl about 30, but with at least two visible tattoos. That is a first for me with Chinese MTs. One across the chest (low cut top) and one on the foot (short shorts). Gave signs, signs returned. Standard finish and I gave her the standard tip, which she appreciated. Have my doubts that more is available, since she wouldn't even loosen the top for me to play.

The thing is, I thought this was a new place, maybe and UTR, except that they put their address on the ad. But the look of the place? Clean, but a place that hasn't had a redecoration since the Ford administration. And the old MASSAGE sign.

Are there any mongers out there who can say if there used to be another AMP at this place in the past? I thought I knew all the AMPs in the far northern 'burbs for the last 15 years.[/QUOTE]Been in the area for along time and I don't think there was ever any sort of massage place as you are suggesting other than a possible Legit spa.

Joe.

I did something I hadn't done in years. I went to place that this forum used to be named after. I wrote it off years ago when the girls were replaced with their grandmothers and their grandmothers were demanding and stingy. In fact, the last time I was there, despite being just a 10 minute drive away, was in 2005. I remember because one of the grandmas was complaining that with the White Sox in the world series, no business. So I missed the first couple innings.

So keep it short, if you are familiar with the treatment and cost of places like Sky One, Yun, World Spa in Algonquin, you can expect the same at this place, down to the last nickle spent. Except the massage will not be as good, your choice will be limited to one nice looking girl and the mammasan, and your hour session will be over in about 40 minutes. So bottom line I prefer World and Sky, even though they are both like an hour's drive for me.

If World was not such a hike, I would go back. I saw Jessica, had a great time.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;3088456]I did something I hadn't done in years. I went to place that this forum used to be named after. I wrote it off years ago when the girls were replaced with their grandmothers and their grandmothers were demanding and stingy. In fact, the last time I was there, despite being just a 10 minute drive away, was in 2005. I remember because one of the grandmas was complaining that with the White Sox in the world series, no business. So I missed the first couple innings.

So keep it short, if you are familiar with the treatment and cost of places like Sky One, Yun, World Spa in Algonquin, you can expect the same at this place, down to the last nickle spent. Except the massage will not be as good, your choice will be limited to one nice looking girl and the mammasan, and your hour session will be over in about 40 minutes. So bottom line I prefer World and Sky, even though they are both like an hour's drive for me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3088618]If World was not such a hike, I would go back. I saw Jessica, had a great time.[/QUOTE]Been to World a couple of times and was treated well, of course they remember me from when they were Mitch's.

Mitch's (and now World) had a great business model. They were getting 20 more per visit from me over what other AMPs with similar menu options were getting from me. However, it was well worth it because I always got the full hour, the TS was amazing, the massage for the most part was decent (which so many FS AMPs just suck at) and overall it was just a fun, relaxing experience.

I've read that World is beginning to try to get even more money out of the clients, which isn't good and causes stress during the visit. Unfortunately, too many guys think with their little head and cave to demands! Ugh!

My go to local AMP went south recently so not sure what direction to go now, but I'm sure something new will pop up with time.

Be safe.

Joe.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;3088456]I did something I hadn't done in years. I went to place that this forum used to be named after. I wrote it off years ago when the girls were replaced with their grandmothers and their grandmothers were demanding and stingy. In fact, the last time I was there, despite being just a 10 minute drive away, was in 2005. I remember because one of the grandmas was complaining that with the White Sox in the world series, no business. So I missed the first couple innings.

So keep it short, if you are familiar with the treatment and cost of places like Sky One, Yun, World Spa in Algonquin, you can expect the same at this place, down to the last nickle spent. Except the massage will not be as good, your choice will be limited to one nice looking girl and the mammasan, and your hour session will be over in about 40 minutes. So bottom line I prefer World and Sky, even though they are both like an hour's drive for me.[/QUOTE]It's not the same place since GiGi and Sue are no longer there.

So for the past 2 days Cozy has been closed (could be longer) - anyone know what happened? I checked the news and did not see anything.

If anyone know please post.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Mtrlmngr;3093311]So for the past 2 days Cozy has been closed (could be longer) - anyone know what happened? I checked the news and did not see anything.

If anyone know please post.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Went by there tonight, place looked closed this evening still. .

One of my fav places over the years has been Anna's (deerfield, mundy and lake bluff). She's always been responsive to txts and of late no response and her adds have gone down. Does anyone know what happened? Hopefully just taking a week off?

[QUOTE=Yeouch;3097022]One of my fav places over the years has been Anna's (deerfield, mundy and lake bluff). She's always been responsive to txts and of late no response and her adds have gone down. Does anyone know what happened? Hopefully just taking a week off?[/QUOTE]Saw Anna (and Lily) approximately a week ago anyway.