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Any other mongers ever have any luck with turning out Euro cleaning women? I turned out my last two Polish cleaning women. For the 80 to 100 bucks I was paying them to clean my office, it quickly turned into BBBJ's and FS, even Greek, but eventually, they left the company they were working for and my employees started to notice that the office was always dirty despite cleaning women coming in once a week. That was a great gig. My accountant would deduct the expenses from my gross income. Would love to find another decent looking cleaning women willing to go above and beyond.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/cas/6125308677.html[/URL]

On mobile so can't make pdf of the ad. This was that Nicole girl I saw about 2 weeks ago. Pretty sure the name will change again.

That reminds me of an old episode of Seinfeld. George gets lucky with his cleaning lady. Like you did. But he bitched about how she would not clean his place anymore. So she quit.

[QUOTE=Oldchicagodog;3383293]Any other mongers ever have any luck with turning out Euro cleaning women? I turned out my last two Polish cleaning women. For the 80 to 100 bucks I was paying them to clean my office, it quickly turned into BBBJ's and FS, even Greek, but eventually, they left the company they were working for and my employees started to notice that the office was always dirty despite cleaning women coming in once a week. That was a great gig. My accountant would deduct the expenses from my gross income. Would love to find another decent looking cleaning women willing to go above and beyond.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Neckbeard;3383830][URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/cas/6125308677.html[/URL]

On mobile so can't make pdf of the ad. This was that Nicole girl I saw about 2 weeks ago. Pretty sure the name will change again.[/QUOTE]Ad is flagged. Do you remember any deets?

[QUOTE=Bob521;3384163]That reminds me of an old episode of Seinfeld. George gets lucky with his cleaning lady. Like you did. But he bitched about how she would not clean his place anymore. So she quit.[/QUOTE]Thought it ended with George getting fired when the cleaning lady fessed up to his boss.

It was great. I used to sit in my office as they cleaned. They always wore spandex type pants and loose fitting shirts so when they bent over to clean something, their tits would show. Caught me looking more than once. When I got to know them, they would start talking about their lives, like where they were from in Poland, how many kids the had and generally bad mouth their boyfriend's of fiancees. They would really bad mouth other customers. My office is about 1000 square feet and 1 floor. They would complain about cleaning some of their suburban houses for 6 or 7 hours and only make 120 bucks cash. As soon as I heard that combo, I laid the seed for making easier money. I asked them if making 100 bucks in less than 6 or 7 hours would be worth it to them. They were skeptical at first, but did say they knew other cleaning women who did it. Like I said, started both out with hand action which progressed to BBBJ and finally full sex with my last one loving Greek. But alas, all good things come to an end. Both got engaged and gave up cleaning and extra curricular for the sake of looking like good girls but it was allot of fun while it lasted. A couple of times my employee's walked into the office after we had finished, and commented on the office still being messy. I use to tell them that I would get on the cleaning women (literally) next week, which never happened. I have friends and neighbors who are recommending other cleaning ladies. They look at me funny when I ask if they are decent looking. I will hire a new cleaning service but it takes time to potentially turn them out. That is why I am looking for one who already goes above and beyond already. According to my previous other ones, it is not as rare as people think.

[QUOTE=BenSpend;3384249]Thought it ended with George getting fired when the cleaning lady fessed up to his boss.[/QUOTE]There was an episode where jerry was having sex with his cleaning lady and then she stopped cleaning but he was still paying. The joke being that he was paying a prostitute.

There was an episode where George was having sex with his secretary at work and ended up giving her a raise which meant she was making more money than him.

There was another where George was caught having sex with his cleaning lady and when confronted by his boss he pleads ignorance on that kinda thing being frowned on.

[QUOTE=OldChicaGoDog;3383293]Any other mongers ever have any luck with turning out Euro cleaning women? I turned out my last two Polish cleaning women. For the 80 to 100 bucks I was paying them to clean my office, it quickly turned into BBBJ's and FS, even Greek, but eventually, they left the company they were working for and my employees started to notice that the office was always dirty despite cleaning women coming in once a week. That was a great gig. My accountant would deduct the expenses from my gross income. Would love to find another decent looking cleaning women willing to go above and beyond.[/QUOTE]A few yrs back I clicked on a CL ad for a cleaning lady. She passed the phone interview and so I asked her to come over to give me an estimate. Next day the door bell rings. I opened the door and there was this beautiful, petite, late 20's, 5 ft one, maybe 100 lbs (later she told me she was a size 0), brunette Romanian with a perfect smile and a soft voice. "Hi, I'm Elena, the cleaning woman." I couldn't believe my eyes. "Come on in." We talked a little but there really was no need as she was already hired.

Started out every 2 weeks but quickly I found other things for her to do around the house. So once a week she would come over and clean my bathrooms, kitchen and bedrooms, vacuum the carpet and dust. When I told her she didn't have to get down on all 4 to wash my floors she said that's the way she's alway done it. Okay.

From the get go I was grooming her to be my little sex slave. She was divorced with a kid, broke, and had passport issues so I was willing to be her knight in shining armor.

After a while I invited her to bring her son with and I would give him rides on the mower. Then her Mom came here from Romania for a visit and she asked if it was okay to bring her over. No problem.

I'd pay her in cash and always include a tip which made her smile, thank me, and usually hug me.

The chemistry when we would talk was incredible and in fact was so strong I would sometimes get hard just standing next to her. I never felt something that good.

So one time while she was putting some dishes away, she reached her arm over to the cabinet and it brushed my face. I read that as a sign that I could make a move so I let my lips lightly touch the back of her arm as she closing the cabinet door. The electricity was off the charts. We locked eyes and I thought this was going to be our first kiss. But. She pulled away and went into the living room, got down on all 4's, and started to wash the floor. I went and sat at my desk to cool off.

She continued to come over for another 3 months then one day she told me she was moving to Houston.

We're still in touch. She's in Michigan now, remarried, and had 2 more kids.

Damn. I would've married her in a NY minute.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;3384527]A few yrs back I clicked on a CL ad for a cleaning lady. She passed the phone interview and so I asked her to come over to give me an estimate. Next day the door bell rings. I opened the door and there was this beautiful, petite, late 20's, 5 ft one, maybe 100 lbs, brunette Romanian with a perfect smile and a soft voice. "Hi, I'm Elena, the cleaning woman. " I couldn't believe my eyes. Come on in. We talked a little but There really was no need as she was already hired.

Started out once every 2 weeks but quickly I found other things for her to do around the house. So once a week she would come over and clean my bathrooms and kitchen, vacuum the carpet and dust. When I told her she didn't have to get down on all 4 to wash my floors she said that's the way she's alway done it. Okay.

From the get go I was grooming her to be my little sex slave. She was divorced with a kid, broke, and had passport issues so I was willing to be her knight in shining armor.

After a while I invited her to bring her son with and I would give him rides on the mower. Then her Mom came here from Romania for a visit and she asked if it was okay to bring her over. No problem.

I'd pay her in cash and always include a tip which made her smile, thank me, and usually hug me.

The chemistry when we would talk was incredible and in fact was so strong I would sometimes get hard just standing next to her. I never felt something that good..[/QUOTE]Did you ever play with her? Heck I'd drive to Michigan to see her.

[QUOTE=RonM;3384544]Did you ever play with her? Heck I'd drive to Michigan to see her.[/QUOTE]Only in my dreams. After the incident in the kitchen I chilled out. The attraction was still there but we pretended it wasn't. I think the age difference played a part in us not ever hooking up.

Yeah, so would I drive to Mich to see her. But she's married now and has had a couple more kids. We keep in touch. FB and text. And every time she applies for a job she asks me if its okay to list me as a reference. No problem.

Her Dad died a little while back and she needed to go back to Romania for the funeral. Since her passport wasn't up to snuff she had to come to the Romanian Embassy and asked me if I could meet her downtown in case she ran into some red tape. I couldn't make it but I called them for her and all turned out okay.

She was a stunner. I would place her in my top 10 of most beautiful women I've ever met. Why she was doing housecleaning when I met her I'll never know.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;3384984]Only in my dreams. After the incident in the kitchen I chilled out. The attraction was still there but we pretended it wasn't. I think the age difference played a part in us not ever hooking up.

Yeah, so would I drive to Mich to see her. But she's married now and has had a couple more kids. We keep in touch. FB and text. And every time she applies for a job she asks me if its okay to list me as a reference. No problem.

Her Dad died a little while back and she needed to go back to Romania for the funeral. Since her passport wasn't up to snuff she had to come to the Romanian Embassy and asked me if I could meet her downtown in case she ran into some red tape. I couldn't make it but I called them for her and all turned out okay.

She was a stunner. I would place her in my top 10 of most beautiful women I've ever met. Why she was doing housecleaning when I met her I'll never know.[/QUOTE]So what about the age difference. You're only going to live once in this life. Go to Michigan and play with her already.

[QUOTE=OldChicagoDog;3383293]My accountant would deduct the expenses from my gross income. Would love to find another decent looking cleaning women willing to go above and beyond.[/QUOTE]Damn it, we tax payers picked up part of the tab of your BBBJ, FS and Greek.

Nice work!

Anyone see this post? She looks interesting.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/res/6126892257[/URL]

[QUOTE=Ildeviant1;3385676]Anyone see this post? She looks interesting.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/res/6126892257[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw the post and responded but could not fit it into my schedule. Looks very interesting.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;3386246]I saw the post and responded but could not fit it into my schedule. Looks very interesting.[/QUOTE]Works out of her home got an OK massage and a great BBBJ. The picture is very flattering.

[QUOTE=Ildeviant1;3385676]Anyone see this post? She looks interesting.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/res/6126892257[/URL][/QUOTE]What was so unconventional about it?

[QUOTE=Jayp80;3386268]Works out of her home got an OK massage and a great BBBJ. The picture is very flattering.[/QUOTE]The pic of her in the ad isn't her?

[QUOTE=Ildeviant1;3385676]Anyone see this post? She looks interesting.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/res/6126892257[/URL][/QUOTE]It looks like page has been removed. What is this about?

[QUOTE=BenSpend;3386281]What was so unconventional about it?[/QUOTE]In terms of how she's earning money. She titled her post Unconventional Offers.

[QUOTE=Ildeviant1;3385676]Anyone see this post? She looks interesting.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/res/6126892257[/URL][/QUOTE]She use to go by the name of Angel a few years ago when she provided outcall. Either her POS mini van broken down or she had her license revoke, can't remember what she told me but doesn't matter. Outstanding head skill. Could suck for like an eternity, down the kids without hesitation and would thank you afterwards. Definite PAWG. It was. 8 when I use to see her but paid for the convenience of her coming out to me, plus she was good at what she did. She posts semi-regularly so keep an eye out for her ad.

[QUOTE=Neckbeard;3386493]She use to go by the name of Angel a few years ago when she provided outcall. Either her POS mini van broken down or she had her license revoke, can't remember what she told me but doesn't matter. Outstanding head skill. Could suck for like an eternity, down the kids without hesitation and would thank you afterwards. Definite PAWG. It was. 8 when I use to see her but paid for the convenience of her coming out to me, plus she was good at what she did. She posts semi-regularly so keep an eye out for her ad.[/QUOTE]How much did she charge?

[QUOTE=HeadFirst80;3386600]How much did she charge?[/QUOTE]Formatting must be weird on mobile with how decimal points are placed but she charged 4 Andrew Jacksons at that time. FS was always available but I always too drained from head to move on to full menu. Plus she was fertile as hell with her having 4 kids (yes confirmed) so I didn't even want to entertain the idea of knocking her up.

[QUOTE=SamSinger;3386434]It looks like page has been removed. What is this about?[/QUOTE][URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/res/6126892257.html[/URL] Unconventional ideas.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/res/6127119088.html[/URL] Alternative offer $.

Links are not dead, the .html was omitted in the original post. Usually it wouldn't matter.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;3386246]I saw the post and responded but could not fit it into my schedule. Looks very interesting.[/QUOTE]I don't post often but I have played with her in the past, only got BBBJCIM, kind of pricey though, first couple of meets she wanted $ just for the BBBJCIM, after becoming a regular I got her down to .7.

Lost her number when I got a new phone but I responded to this post and she remembered me, so I have her number again if anyone wants to pm me for a trade. She's back to claiming she doesn't meet for less than $ even though I used to be a regular.

[QUOTE=RonM;3386298]The pic of her in the ad isn't her?[/QUOTE]The pic is her but she looks better in the pic than in person. Very cool and friendly though.

[QUOTE=Neckbeard;3386493]She use to go by the name of Angel a few years ago when she provided outcall. Either her POS mini van broken down or she had her license revoke, can't remember what she told me but doesn't matter. Outstanding head skill. Could suck for like an eternity, down the kids without hesitation and would thank you afterwards. Definite PAWG. It was. 8 when I use to see her but paid for the convenience of her coming out to me, plus she was good at what she did. She posts semi-regularly so keep an eye out for her ad.[/QUOTE]She is dangerously close to my home and how you described how she stuck her landings. I am going to have to give this a shot, so to speak.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Niceguy99;3386867]The pic is her but she looks better in the pic than in person. Very cool and friendly though.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I'm going to make time to see her. I need a new replacement.

[QUOTE=Neckbeard;3386493]She use to go by the name of Angel a few years ago when she provided outcall. Either her POS mini van broken down or she had her license revoke, can't remember what she told me but doesn't matter. Outstanding head skill. Could suck for like an eternity, down the kids without hesitation and would thank you afterwards. Definite PAWG. It was. 8 when I use to see her but paid for the convenience of her coming out to me, plus she was good at what she did. She posts semi-regularly so keep an eye out for her ad.[/QUOTE]LOL I remember this one and her Van def had head skills. From what I remember based on screening she was an ex con. Maybe rock but we used to joke around about her nname being jailbird.

Hey guys anyone have a independent massage girl? I've been away for a few weeks and shared with a lot of you guys but haven't gotten any good leads and I have a rare day off.

[QUOTE=Acls15;3390772]LOL I remember this one and her Van def had head skills. From what I remember based on screening she was an ex con. Maybe rock but we used to joke around about her nname being jailbird.[/QUOTE]SHe seems to want me to ask how much I want to pay her over email which makes me cautious, has anyone tried her this past week or so?

[QUOTE=BadDances;3392904]SHe seems to want me to ask how much I want to pay her over email which makes me cautious, has anyone tried her this past week or so?[/QUOTE]You are fine but seriously with so many time wasters do you think a girl will meet without an idea of donation to turn down a cheap $20 offer?

[QUOTE=Niceguy99;3386864]I don't post often but I have played with her in the past, only got BBBJCIM, kind of pricey though, first couple of meets she wanted $ just for the BBBJCIM, after becoming a regular I got her down to .7.

Lost her number when I got a new phone but I responded to this post and she remembered me, so I have her number again if anyone wants to pm me for a trade. She's back to claiming she doesn't meet for less than $ even though I used to be a regular.[/QUOTE]Got the same info from here. She is very nice and, in my estimates, worth the visit. Friendly gal that tries to satisfy.

So meet a overly finicky non pro off MeetMe. I know, just didn't know where to post. So her initial ask was rent. Worked it to $$, I know but striking out on the BP and clist. Little head drove to extended stay type place in west suburbs. Young 22-25, small frame, small tits, didn't see them cause the rules / quirks started to pile up. No CBJ, no daty, wanted me to top with blanket on me XD. So all that I am soft serve and sliding in my own cover. Could not get a solid rock with her hungry ass on the phone trying to line up rent from her app and telling me this is taking long, nagging really. I called it at that point. Little head thinking don't take any $ back dumbly thinking I can develop something later on. I know dummy. She may have mental issues, think cutter. Seniors pm me for details, YMMV. When I was leaving she insisted I take a bucket of KFC chicken with me, really insisted and sides too. I don't think I could have left without the bucket the way she was going on about it.

Stay frosty.

[QUOTE=WanderingNinja;3395630]So meet a overly finicky non pro off MeetMe. I know, just didn't know where to post. So her initial ask was rent. Worked it to $$, I know but striking out on the BP and clist. Little head drove to extended stay type place in west suburbs. Young 22-25, small frame, small tits, didn't see them cause the rules / quirks started to pile up. No CBJ, no daty, wanted me to top with blanket on me XD. So all that I am soft serve and sliding in my own cover. Could not get a solid rock with her hungry ass on the phone trying to line up rent from her app and telling me this is taking long, nagging really. I called it at that point. Little head thinking don't take any $ back dumbly thinking I can develop something later on. I know dummy. She may have mental issues, think cutter. Seniors pm me for details, YMMV. When I was leaving she insisted I take a bucket of KFC chicken with me, really insisted and sides too. I don't think I could have left without the bucket the way she was going on about it.

Stay frosty.[/QUOTE]In all my years no provider has given me KFC. You must be such a stud! LOL! Thanks for the laugh. Rocket Dork.

Sounds total clown car experience to me. Finicky, more PITA, with all the rules, etc. And why would you want to develop something later on with that nut case? Lesson learned, move on.

[QUOTE=WanderingNinja;3395630]So meet a overly finicky non pro off MeetMe. I know, just didn't know where to post. So her initial ask was rent. Worked it to $$, I know but striking out on the BP and clist. Little head drove to extended stay type place in west suburbs. Young 22-25, small frame, small tits, didn't see them cause the rules / quirks started to pile up. No CBJ, no daty, wanted me to top with blanket on me XD. So all that I am soft serve and sliding in my own cover. Could not get a solid rock with her hungry ass on the phone trying to line up rent from her app and telling me this is taking long, nagging really. I called it at that point. Little head thinking don't take any $ back dumbly thinking I can develop something later on. I know dummy. She may have mental issues, think cutter. Seniors pm me for details, YMMV. When I was leaving she insisted I take a bucket of KFC chicken with me, really insisted and sides too. I don't think I could have left without the bucket the way she was going on about it.

Stay frosty.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Acls15;3393600]You are fine but seriously with so many time wasters do you think a girl will meet without an idea of donation to turn down a cheap $20 offer?[/QUOTE]Took a shot, she is legit. Though not exactly what I expected but service was fantastic. Would recommend.

[QUOTE=WanderingNinja;3395630]So meet a overly finicky non pro off MeetMe. I know, just didn't know where to post. So her initial ask was rent. Worked it to $$, I know but striking out on the BP and clist. Little head drove to extended stay type place in west suburbs. Young 22-25, small frame, small tits, didn't see them cause the rules / quirks started to pile up. No CBJ, no daty, wanted me to top with blanket on me XD. So all that I am soft serve and sliding in my own cover. Could not get a solid rock with her hungry ass on the phone trying to line up rent from her app and telling me this is taking long, nagging really. I called it at that point. Little head thinking don't take any $ back dumbly thinking I can develop something later on. I know dummy. She may have mental issues, think cutter. Seniors pm me for details, YMMV. When I was leaving she insisted I take a bucket of KFC chicken with me, really insisted and sides too. I don't think I could have left without the bucket the way she was going on about it.

Stay frosty.[/QUOTE]To go? Sure she was a nut in the strangest sense, however I really have not met anyone in this business at any level from street to the suites that didn't have at least one screw loose. I mean finger lickin' good? Gives it a whole new meaning! Thanks for the report! I would like to visit her as well with one twist. I stop at fantasy hqs on milwaukee ave and pickup a colonel sanders suit! Mmmm good!

[QUOTE=BadDances;3403350]Took a shot, she is legit. Though not exactly what I expected but service was fantastic. Would recommend.[/QUOTE]I've seen her ad before, what part of the city?

Saw this woman for a massage. It was in a very conspicuous family neighborhood in the town of West Chicago. She had me wait on the street for 10 minutes before pulling in her driveway. Other people live in the house and are there during the session. Went down to the dimly lit basement. She took the donation ahead of time and had me get naked and put a towel over myself. She left the room. I lay there for about 10 minutes until she finally came back. I was wondering if she was even going to come back.

It was 100 for a 30-45 minute topless rub. On the flip, I ditched the towel and asked if I could touch, and she said, "Sure, for a good tip. " Started with the ass, which was closest to me. But when I tried touching her tits (I'm always there for the tits), she said no. At this point, I knew I was doomed. She's sexy, and did some really hot dancing for me, but in the end it was self service after like 10 minutes of massage and 5 minutes of dancing. And she STILL wanted a tip at the end. I didn't give one. Am I a dick?

She said after a couple sessions of a rub and self-service she'll trust you're not LE, and more will be available. She's hot. Loved her tits. She was nice enough. But no way I'm going back. Fully nude is 200, and from what she told me, all you get is a Russian ending with that. She's not that awesome.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/crs/6140895728.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=BoobHope;3403999]Saw this woman for a massage. It was in a very conspicuous family neighborhood in the town of West Chicago. She had me wait on the street for 10 minutes before pulling in her driveway. Other people live in the house and are there during the session. Went down to the dimly lit basement. She took the donation ahead of time and had me get naked and put a towel over myself. She left the room. I lay there for about 10 minutes until she finally came back. I was wondering if she was even going to come back.

It was 100 for a 30-45 minute topless rub. On the flip, I ditched the towel and asked if I could touch, and she said, "Sure, for a good tip. " Started with the ass, which was closest to me. But when I tried touching her tits (I'm always there for the tits), she said no. At this point, I knew I was doomed. She's sexy, and did some really hot dancing for me, but in the end it was self service after like 10 minutes of massage and 5 minutes of dancing. And she STILL wanted a tip at the end. I didn't give one. Am I a dick?

She said after a couple sessions of a rub and self-service she'll trust you're not LE, and more will be available. She's hot. Loved her tits. She was nice enough. But no way I'm going back. Fully nude is 200, and from what she told me, all you get is a Russian ending with that. She's not that awesome.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/crs/6140895728.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I don't think you are being a dick on this call at all. First off waiting for her in a residential setting on the street and then going into a house with others present and getting nude? No $ is all she deserves if that. For $$ there are eros girls that advertise massage as well as FS for more that I would go to first. I mean yea the rack is there but she put you through too many changes imo. The le thing was just her way of being lazy as she already has scoped all of that out if she lives in that town.