Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MadJockey;5531843]So your trying to build that "clout" then you beat around the Bush about the Asian providers and don't mention the name of the bait and switch. Like there's only one of them in town LOL appreciate the review of mins but fill in the blanks please.[/QUOTE]Wasn't serious about clout. I know there's no way I will reach senior status, LOL. Yeah, should've kept the post about Min's only.

The bait and switch was on the eastside at Red Roof, the * *2288 posts that have been on STG. Text that morning and immediate text back with location and rates. $.4 hhr and $.6 hr. Scheduled the hr and text when arrived, was a bit nervous and confirmed no LE. She text room number and says come in. I was already parked directly across, LOL. Low and behold not photo accurate, LOL. Older lady mid-late 50's, but I figured what the hell. Very uniform, clothes off Immediately and on to touching and to the bed. DATY, no eating, only licking. CBJ for a few and then on to CFS. Wasn't bad, wasn't good either. Out the door 30 minutes. Loss of $20, but okay, felt good and wanted to dip out, LOL. Only would repeat if there was absolutely no other options.

[QUOTE=ShenRyans;5531101]How much did your dream of Sabrina cost you? I am interested in meeting, just not sure on the damage it'll cost me.[/QUOTE]I have not met her outside yet. We were working on where. I was hoping she would have an incall but I gave to get a room. I'm not sure if I am that into her. I think she is average.

Heard from another monger that Sabrina and Lanna may not be working or cutting back at State St due to demand on the outside? Also look on Sugardaddy website, you may see some of the ladies who work there or have worked there before.

[QUOTE=ShenRyans;5531101]How much did your dream of Sabrina cost you? I am interested in meeting, just not sure on the damage it'll cost me.[/QUOTE]

Was wondering if anyone had a way to contact Sabrina Lanna or Victoria contact nor social media page that I could contact them at

[QUOTE=LindZrn1;5532396]Heard from another monger that Sabrina and Lanna may not be working or cutting back at State St due to demand on the outside? Also look on Sugardaddy website, you may see some of the ladies who work there or have worked there before.[/QUOTE].

More like 7 day hell. LOL.

Joking aside, it is really a terrible experience. Massage is sub par. Lady is average at best. No teasing. No touching under / over the clothe. And in the middle of massage she started farting. Like really loud. Like a gatling gun burst. And she will not stop. Like for 15 minutes every 2-3 minutes a rapid burst will come out. I am scarred for life.

I will not recommend. I am not sure how this place is in business?!

[QUOTE=LustMonkey007;5533029]More like 7 day hell. LOL.

Joking aside, it is really a terrible experience. Massage is sub par. Lady is average at best. No teasing. No touching under / over the clothe. And in the middle of massage she started farting. Like really loud. Like a gatling gun burst. And she will not stop. Like for 15 minutes every 2-3 minutes a rapid burst will come out. I am scarred for life.

I will not recommend. I am not sure how this place is in business?![/QUOTE]I'm out of the game, but shit like this is why I still read the forum. So sorry that happened to you.

[QUOTE=LustMonkey007;5533029]More like 7 day hell. LOL.

Joking aside, it is really a terrible experience. Massage is sub par. Lady is average at best. No teasing. No touching under / over the clothe. And in the middle of massage she started farting. Like really loud. Like a gatling gun burst. And she will not stop. Like for 15 minutes every 2-3 minutes a rapid burst will come out. I am scarred for life.

I will not recommend. I am not sure how this place is in business?![/QUOTE]Things 7 day is known for:

1. Not honoring your appointment.

2. Shorting you on time.

3. The lady farting.

4. Overall sucking.

I will never go back to that hell hole.

[QUOTE=TJ321;5533630]Things 7 day is known for:

1. Not honoring your appointment.

2. Shorting you on time.

3. The lady farting.

4. Overall sucking.

I will never go back to that hell hole.[/QUOTE]Too funny. "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, what did you think of the play?

Finally got into town to try it and met Leah. Really good massage with light teasing, except my room was next to the bathroom and some of those chicks need a change of diet. WTF? LOL!. . anyways flipped over and quick negotiation for. 8 tits out and panties down for me to play with while he made shadow puppets. Which there was more available cause she was super sexy and tight and even got a knuckle deep in her Nono hole as well LOL.

I'll go back.

Just go there and ask them. They will give it out. You won't be the first person asking!

[QUOTE=KaceyAnders;5532945]Was wondering if anyone had a way to contact Sabrina Lanna or Victoria contact nor social media page that I could contact them at.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MilwFireman;5535689]Finally got into town to try it and met Leah. Really good massage with light teasing, except my room was next to the bathroom and some of those chicks need a change of diet. WTF? LOL!. . anyways flipped over and quick negotiation for. 8 tits out and panties down for me to play with while he made shadow puppets. Which there was more available cause she was super sexy and tight and even got a knuckle deep in her Nono hole as well LOL.

I'll go back.[/QUOTE]Fiber, lots of fiber. Nothing is going to clog up their pipes, even the backdoor.

I have been to state street numerous times if you would like to pm me we can talk about it and I can give you specifics. To prove I've been there. Bottom line is I have asked for numbers or social media accounts from multiple girls that work there and I'm always told they aren't allowed to give it out per the manager.

[QUOTE=LindZrn1;5535805]Just go there and ask them. They will give it out. You won't be the first person asking![/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=LustMonkey007;5533029]More like 7 day hell. LOL.

Joking aside, it is really a terrible experience. Massage is sub par. Lady is average at best. No teasing. No touching under / over the clothe. And in the middle of massage she started farting. Like really loud. Like a gatling gun burst. And she will not stop. Like for 15 minutes every 2-3 minutes a rapid burst will come out. I am scarred for life.

I will not recommend. I am not sure how this place is in business?![/QUOTE]She was farting constantly, and you didn't like it? You will relinquish your pervert card immediately. You will be issued a "plain vanilla" card until your behavior improves. Also, in your report you didn't describe the aroma. Were they relatively innocuous, offensive, tear jerking, or stomach turning? Frequency is only one aspect of farting, and your report left out the most important part. We here on the review board also ask that you report more completely on pussy odors in the future. There is a predominance of reports that include verbiage such as "there was a smell" or "had odor. " This tells us nothing. Did it smell of chicken soup? Dill pickles? McDonalds? New fish? Old fish? Rotten carp lying on the edge of Lake Mendota? My old catalytic converter? As you know, fuller descriptions are more helpful. We look forward to an improved performance in the future and anticipate returning your pervert card to you soon.

Coochie (Chairman of the complete bullshit board) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[QUOTE=KaceyAnders;5536171]I have been to state street numerous times if you would like to pm me we can talk about it and I can give you specifics. To prove I've been there. Bottom line is I have asked for numbers or social media accounts from multiple girls that work there and I'm always told they aren't allowed to give it out per the manager..[/QUOTE]That matches my experience.

[QUOTE=KaceyAnders;5536171]I have been to state street numerous times if you would like to pm me we can talk about it and I can give you specifics. To prove I've been there. Bottom line is I have asked for numbers or social media accounts from multiple girls that work there and I'm always told they aren't allowed to give it out per the manager.[/QUOTE]Maybe tell us who's got the best farts?

P.S. I can't compete with Coochie Eater.

Really? Come on.

[QUOTE=Flagrant;5536823]That matches my experience.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KaceyAnders;5536171]I have been to state street numerous times if you would like to pm me we can talk about it and I can give you specifics. To prove I've been there. Bottom line is I have asked for numbers or social media accounts from multiple girls that work there and I'm always told they aren't allowed to give it out per the manager.[/QUOTE]I have only seen two of them. Both said the same thing. One accepted my email address to contact me. The other would not. I did not hear for a couple of days and it has not panned out so she either has cold feet or is trying to increase my interest to drive up price.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5536623]She was farting constantly, and you didn't like it? You will relinquish your pervert card immediately. You will be issued a "plain vanilla" card until your behavior improves. Also, in your report you didn't describe the aroma. Were they relatively innocuous, offensive, tear jerking, or stomach turning? Frequency is only one aspect of farting, and your report left out the most important part. We here on the review board also ask that you report more completely on pussy odors in the future. There is a predominance of reports that include verbiage such as "there was a smell" or "had odor. " This tells us nothing. Did it smell of chicken soup? Dill pickles? McDonalds? New fish? Old fish? Rotten carp lying on the edge of Lake Mendota? My old catalytic converter? As you know, fuller descriptions are more helpful. We look forward to an improved performance in the future and anticipate returning your pervert card to you soon.

Coochie (Chairman of the complete bullshit board) Eater.

God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]I had a cloud of drag in, hit me in the face at FH. I won't say who, but in the last year, 3 of the Cherry girls have had an oops poof. FH was the only time there was any pungency. The Cherry girls whiffed of jasmine, and ginger.

Does this qualify as a legitimate report?

[QUOTE=IceFourPlay;5537688]I had a cloud of drag in, hit me in the face at FH. I won't say who, but in the last year, 3 of the Cherry girls have had an oops poof. FH was the only time there was any pungency. The Cherry girls whiffed of jasmine, and ginger.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LindZrn1;5537265]Really? Come on.[/QUOTE]I've only seen one girl there who followed through on take out. She was at Canyon and State. First time I offered take out, she never contacted me. It was only after visiting her at Canyon a second time that she actually replied. And it was a long time after that that she eventually met me.

Every other girl I've asked about take out, has declined. Remember Jade? Super hot Asian American girl? Denied.

Valerie? Denied.

Another girl took my number. And never contacted me. I suspect if I visit again, she might be open? Who knows.

Another girl who was only in town briefly, visiting from Arizona, quoted $500 for take out. I declined.

That's why I said that the other poster's experience matched mine. It sounds like you have far better luck or are willing to spend more, perhaps both. More power to you.

[QUOTE=DIrie999;5538000]Does this qualify as a legitimate report?[/QUOTE]It's surely entertaining.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5536623]She was farting constantly, and you didn't like it? You will relinquish your pervert card immediately. You will be issued a "plain vanilla" card until your behavior improves. Also, in your report you didn't describe the aroma. Were they relatively innocuous, offensive, tear jerking, or stomach turning? Frequency is only one aspect of farting, and your report left out the most important part. We here on the review board also ask that you report more completely on pussy odors in the future. There is a predominance of reports that include verbiage such as "there was a smell" or "had odor. " This tells us nothing. Did it smell of chicken soup? Dill pickles? McDonalds? New fish? Old fish? Rotten carp lying on the edge of Lake Mendota? My old catalytic converter? As you know, fuller descriptions are more helpful. We look forward to an improved performance in the future and anticipate returning your pervert card to you soon.

Coochie (Chairman of the complete bullshit board) Eater.

God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]I did not smell anything. Lady was fully dressed all the time. Maybe that is what stopped the damage only to sound. In civilian life I was once involved with two ladies. While banging one from behind, I smell bad order and loose my wood. So the second lady tried to get me up with a BJ. One lick, and she ran to bathroom to puke. LOL.

Not every girl you asked denied your offer, you just refused to pay what they wanted? That is your choice.

[QUOTE=Flagrant;5538187]I've only seen one girl there who followed through on take out. She was at Canyon and State. First time I offered take out, she never contacted me. It was only after visiting her at Canyon a second time that she actually replied. And it was a long time after that that she eventually met me.

Every other girl I've asked about take out, has declined. Remember Jade? Super hot Asian American girl? Denied.

Valerie? Denied.

Another girl took my number. And never contacted me. I suspect if I visit again, she might be open? Who knows.

Another girl who was only in town briefly, visiting from Arizona, quoted $500 for take out. I declined.

That's why I said that the other poster's experience matched mine. It sounds like you have far better luck or are willing to spend more, perhaps both. More power to you.[/QUOTE]

I have tried getting numbers or contact information multiple times from everyone I've seen in the last year and I'm always told no cause of the management. And I have always paid what they asked. I probably just won't go there anymore.

[QUOTE=LindZrn1;5539073]Not every girl you asked denied your offer, you just refused to pay what they wanted? That is your choice.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=LustMonkey007;5538514]I did not smell anything. Lady was fully dressed all the time. Maybe that is what stopped the damage only to sound. In civilian life I was once involved with two ladies. While banging one from behind, I smell bad order and loose my wood. So the second lady tried to get me up with a BJ. One lick, and she ran to bathroom to puke. LOL.[/QUOTE]The redolence of the odor from the first rotten vijayjay was so bad the second one lost her cookies because of it? Life doesn't get any better than that!

Coochie (ROTFLHAO) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. To bad you lost your wood. It woulda been fun to do the puker DS as she vomited. You know those pussy muscles were flexing with each barf!

Random laugh break.

Received the infamous message today "When you come again? We have new beautiful young girl, come give it a try". I have to admit, I've grown slightly bored over the past month and deserve to treat myself to something new. Any updates on 6665? I haven't been back since Sasa and May left and have spent most of my spare time and change visiting Lea up the street. Appreciate any updates fellas.

Saw this ad recently and it was a total bust. Was quoted 180 for an hour and all I ended up getting was super rushed service w / o a massage. Nothing in the ad was promised. Just got a glorified HJ. Do not recommend.

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/ccome-and-taste-myjuicysweetni/463369781687[/URL]

Would anyone happen to have Victoria's or Jasmines number that worked at state street recently or a social media account for either of them per the manager they no longer work for him.

Stopped in at 6665. Totally a waste of time. Older lady with virtually little experience. Shaky hands and had a gut full of water. Total turnoff. Heavy breathing and no tease. On the flip started right away with a big handful of oil. Jackhammer and asked every few seconds "you ready"? " You done?" I told her after the fifth question to stop. I was not even interested her her sweaty heavy breathing efforts and then she asked for tip before I even got dressed. Left her 20 and went over to 105 River Pl. Mid to late 20's girl. Great massage and wonderful Finnish. Wore a short skirt and welcomed roaming. Had a challenge getting the top off since my first time with her I assume. Will return. Good luck and happy hunting fellas.

Recent visit to 558 was excellent. I think it was Wendy? Taller, skinny, definitely got after it. Dropped her pants after the flip without even asking, I got a knuckle deep in her, she was enjoying herself. 6 + 8 for a most excellent time.

590 was not as good as last time. No UTC play, and they shorted me on time by about 15 minutes. Worked out this time since I beat beltline traffic, but don't go for more than 30 there. Not bad, per se, it's an alternative if 558 is busy, but it's a step down for sure.

[QUOTE=Jwlgn309;5548641]Recent visit to 558 was excellent. I think it was Wendy? Taller, skinny, definitely got after it. Dropped her pants after the flip without even asking, I got a knuckle deep in her, she was enjoying herself. 6 + 8 for a most excellent time.

590 was not as good as last time. No UTC play, and they shorted me on time by about 15 minutes. Worked out this time since I beat beltline traffic, but don't go for more than 30 there. Not bad, per se, it's an alternative if 558 is busy, but it's a step down for sure.[/QUOTE]" Say can you PM the location? Much thanks. ".

[QUOTE=DPMonger;5548500]Stopped in at 6665. Totally a waste of time. Older lady with virtually little experience. Shaky hands and had a gut full of water. Total turnoff. Heavy breathing and no tease. On the flip started right away with a big handful of oil. Jackhammer and asked every few seconds "you ready"? " You done?" I told her after the fifth question to stop. I was not even interested her her sweaty heavy breathing efforts and then she asked for tip before I even got dressed. Left her 20 and went over to 105 River Pl. Mid to late 20's girl. Great massage and wonderful Finnish. Wore a short skirt and welcomed roaming. Had a challenge getting the top off since my first time with her I assume. Will return. Good luck and happy hunting fellas.[/QUOTE]Read this, then had a visit to 105. Your review was spot on. Great massage lovely ending. Thank you for the review.

Hey,

Can somebody help me, how do I find out where 105 river pl is. Could you drop a view more hints please.

[QUOTE=GoodJ08;5552062]Hey,

Can somebody help me, how do I find out where 105 river pl is. Could you drop a view more hints please.[/QUOTE]One way to find it is to use this cool website called Google.

Dude, I gave you the address!!.

[QUOTE=GoodJ08;5552062]Hey,

Can somebody help me, how do I find out where 105 river pl is. Could you drop a view more hints please.[/QUOTE]Hint, its at "105 river pl."

[QUOTE=GoodJ08;5552062]Hey,

Can somebody help me, how do I find out where 105 river pl is. Could you drop a view more hints please.[/QUOTE]I haven't tried it yet, but come on, dude.

[URL]http://sunnymassage.top/?page_id=230[/URL]

Sunnys yesterday.

Mamasan was working alone and had a client. She greeted me warmly and said 10 minutes young girl.

25 minutes later Joy arrived or maybe Joyce. As promised very young and so-so massage skills. Skinny no curves and masked so couldn't tell if cute.

Halfway in comes Mamasan, Anna, asking if I want 4 hands for double. Too confusing at that point and I didn't have tip enough for Two ladies.

To my surprise young girl left and Anna finished. A nice HJ with tits out but given she has to answer the door understandable that she didn't undress.

For a first time not bad. It's all new with all new tables Anna said. Toilet is nice. She says she changes the sheets after every massage. Not a high bar but still good to hear.

She has 5 rooms and claims there will be 3 young girls. She really made that point. She wants to own the young girls market in MadTown.

No shower. Decent location and parking.

I asked about "Boom-Boom" and blowjobs and she giggled acting like she didn't know what I was referring to!

I liked Anna, but I am an old guy.

Mika.

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[QUOTE=MikaPeltinin;5553500]Sunnys yesterday.

Mamasan was working alone and had a client. She greeted me warmly and said 10 minutes young girl.

25 minutes later Joy arrived or maybe Joyce. As promised very young and so-so massage skills. Skinny no curves and masked so couldn't tell if cute.

Halfway in comes Mamasan, Anna, asking if I want 4 hands for double. Too confusing at that point and I didn't have tip enough for Two ladies.

To my surprise young girl left and Anna finished. A nice HJ with tits out but given she has to answer the door understandable that she didn't undress.

For a first time not bad. It's all new with all new tables Anna said. Toilet is nice. She says she changes the sheets after every massage. Not a high bar but still good to hear.

She has 5 rooms and claims there will be 3 young girls. She really made that point. She wants to own the young girls market in MadTown.

No shower. Decent location and parking..[/QUOTE]Great review, I agree she does a decent service. I am in your camp and a fan of hers myself.