Terra and a total joke of a date
Ok so here's a pathetic excuse for a dream, so after seeing Jet's review on Terra I thought I'd give her a go. I texted her on Sunday and after going thru usual pleasantries setup something for later that evening, okay so the time came & went and I got no reaponse from Terra, a few hours later she txts that she had something come up,* no biggie said I'll hyu another time.
So I get a text last night saying "hey I'm free if ya want to get together" so texted her and setup time for 2 hrs later and off I went.
Get to her place and as Jet said place is a total fuckin mess, she says she's in middle of packing to move, been there done that no problem.
Go to her room she starts yapping about bf in jail, roomate mom is hassling her blah, blah etc. Mention I'd heard she's got good stripper moves so let's start there, says ya can lay marios on dresser & I'd planned an hr and didn't see any mgt signs or anyone else there so no worries, start getting comfortable (before marios are placed) as we're getting comfortable she says "oh BTW I'm on my period & forgot".
WHAT, how do you forget you're on your period,* she says "I forget sometimes" shoulda been clue right there to pack it in and leave as that's pretty messed up to drop that last second but I'm there and she looks like fun so what the hell, she just saved me a bunch of marios whether she knows it or not but figure hell, I'll have dance, get some DT and make the most out of it so I drop 1/2 donation on dresser & she doesn't even look at it, I get comfy & she starts dancing at which point I had to tell her to get naked,* seriously I got to tell ya that ugh whatever, she strips down to g-string resumes dancing pull her close & I get "oh I don't kiss" so no GFE date happening here and again whatever. A few minutes that I lay back and let her start her dictation, again I got to direct her and tell her what to do as she's basically flailing.
She finally gets a rythem going and hear her roomate come in house, she knocks on bdrm door asking her questions and I fuckin kid you not Terra actually tries to answer her with her mouthful, Terra says "hang on be right back" are you fucking kidding me!
She stops, gets up and goes to talk to her roomate with me sprawled out on her disaster of a bed with junior getting frustratedshe comes back & starts back at it, again roomate starts yelling from outside bdrm door some shit about needing $40 and at this point I'm getting pissed, Terra again says "hang on be right back" leaves the room arguing with her roomate and comes right back to start again. For maybe 30 sec or so and then again says "hang on" at this point I'm thinking this has got to be a fuckin joke.
When she leaves the room I get up and grab the donation all but $20 if it off dresser stuff it in my jeans & this time Terra comes back in room and says "so what do ya want to do" well I'd like to talk about Greece's economic collapse and the impact on the free world, I'm thinking what the FUCK do you think I want to do, I tell her I want you to finish what you started.
Terra gets a mopey look on her face & says "Okay well lay back down I guess" at this point I say fuck it this ain't working, start getting dressed and she says "I can call you tomorrow" LMFAO, yea that's going to happen, I guess she thought that I left the donation on her dresser for a makeup date, fat fucking chance doll.
I guess her roomate scored whatever their IOC candy is and she was more interested in getting "on the horse" than providing services. I bolt so basically 20 marios for a decent dance and a weak ass 1/2 BJ, total waste of time.