Don't remember if I posted this
Sometimes I'm writing a post and get interrupted and forget to publish. Recently I wanted an AMP unicorn as we all do. I was off of work and had plenty of time. I first went over to relax across sweets. Only 1 girl was there. She was about 45 short and not my type. Definitely 5/10. Next I tried you SPA. Jesus Christ this was horrendous. The women looked 50-60. One was actually taking care of one of you Mongers lmao so I asked to see the second girl. She started screaming and the nastiest Asian woman came out. She was still chewing her duck or dog loudly like crazy. Started yelling you come massage now. I said no thanks I'll come back later. She started pinching me. If I were crazy I would've beat her ass or told her I was LEO but I decided to take a deep breath and leave. I had come here before I hit rose spa and did encounter a very attractive low 30's girl once which is why I tried again. Well anyway I won't be going back there for a bit. Next I went to rose spa since lucy there used to do a good massage. Well she's still gone and now they have 2 40-50 year old grandma sticks there. Also eating and sounded like they were talking to men in the back hallway. In the end I decided to see an old friend of mine from tinder and was very very very dissapointed with our AMP standards and am still shocked some of these places are open with such horrible girls. Ohhh that's right I went to the massage spa next to uncle bills pet shop I forgot to mention. They had a chubby very short woman in her 30's. She wanted me to wait badly for another girl to arrive. I'm still curious if that girl was going to be attractive because she held onto my hand with a death grip. Anyone been successful at any of these places?