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Emily of Parkville: Worst experience in years
Had a horrible nightmare that I (or someone else, but it was through my POV) went to Willoughby to a house to see a 25 year old girl who looked fatter than her pics. The kind of brain surgeon who uses her personal cell phone to post an ad so the world can see her facebook profile with her 'complicated relationship' status and pic of her also genius-looking boyfriend. The kind of person who, with their cell phone number, allows you to check their criminal record and view their November court date. Even after all that, a call was placed and she was specifically asked if we would have the place to ourselves. She said yeah and quoted. 5 and. 8. . 8 sounded about right at the time. It wasn't. Arrived to dirty conditions. The cop check where she let a boob get touched was the actual high point of the visit. Started with an awful mechanical, rushed BBBJ. Was asked to get junior hard without assistance. Wouldn't take clothes off. BF came home and she ran out front and then returned to announce we had 10 minutes until he returned and we'd better be finished. Said shut up for speaking in a regular voice because her 'other roommate' was sleeping. Save your money. Gave up and left.
One saggy tit said 'Laugh Now' and the other saggy tit said 'Cry Later'. I'm doing both right now, but I sure am glad I woke up from that nightmare.
AVOID. AVOID. AVOID.