Space Cadets

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;6302749]So the crazy-ultra UTR chick that I mention from time to time contacted me last week. She does that sometimes, reaches out to see if I'd like to come by. This time, I tell her I'd love to see her but I can't as I'm really low on cash. What with the SO, I can't easily withdraw random sums of money from the bank. Brief aside, you single guys have it so much easier! Anyway, she replies, tells me I always take care of her so she wants to take care of me! Don't worry about the amount of cash, just come on over! I reply, ask her if she's sure about that, yep, absolutely, get your ass over here! I'm there 30 minutes later, she greets me wearing a sexy form fitting dress, grabs my junk through my pants and leads me back to the bedroom. Clothes off, BJ, standing K9, mish, CG and finish in K9. My girl cleans me up, helps me get dressed and out the door. I had a Jackson and a Hamilton and left those for her on the way out. And no, she still is not agreeable to having her name on the boards, trust me, I've asked repeatedly! Hence putting this review (if that work applies) in Space Cadets. Sorry, even though it's of very little value to any readers, I felt the urge to share it anyway![/QUOTE]She is a true blue trooper sir! I would like details about her, if you wish to share, PM. I can travel cheap and can pass the savings to such an awesome provider. How? I car camp in my minivan. I only need a place to park. No hookups required.

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;6302749]So the crazy-ultra UTR chick that I mention from time to time contacted me last week. She does that sometimes, reaches out to see if I'd like to come by. This time, I tell her I'd love to see her but I can't as I'm really low on cash. What with the SO, I can't easily withdraw random sums of money from the bank. Brief aside, you single guys have it so much easier! Anyway, she replies, tells me I always take care of her so she wants to take care of me! Don't worry about the amount of cash, just come on over! I reply, ask her if she's sure about that, yep, absolutely, get your ass over here! I'm there 30 minutes later, she greets me wearing a sexy form fitting dress, grabs my junk through my pants and leads me back to the bedroom. Clothes off, BJ, standing K9, mish, CG and finish in K9. My girl cleans me up, helps me get dressed and out the door. I had a Jackson and a Hamilton and left those for her on the way out. And no, she still is not agreeable to having her name on the boards, trust me, I've asked repeatedly! Hence putting this review (if that work applies) in Space Cadets. Sorry, even though it's of very little value to any readers, I felt the urge to share it anyway![/QUOTE]Thanks for writing about your adventures with this special lady of yours and I agree with Willie that hopefully it will inspire more people to become contributing members. I found it very poignant how you described the different situations that a single man might have versus someone with a significant other. I am one of the lucky ones that you described when it comes to not having to worry about covering my trail from anyone and have probably taken it for granted when reading many of these reports. I've always enjoyed JayJay's reports and have learned so much information from them even though our lives are quite a bit different which goes to show how important it is to contribute to this site. Now if you don't mind JayJay could I get the number of your ultra UTR? Just kidding.

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;6302749]So the crazy-ultra UTR chick that I mention from time to time contacted me last week. She does that sometimes, reaches out to see if I'd like to come by. This time, I tell her I'd love to see her but I can't as I'm really low on cash. What with the SO, I can't easily withdraw random sums of money from the bank. Brief aside, you single guys have it so much easier! Anyway, she replies, tells me I always take care of her so she wants to take care of me! Don't worry about the amount of cash, just come on over! I reply, ask her if she's sure about that, yep, absolutely, get your ass over here! I'm there 30 minutes later, she greets me wearing a sexy form fitting dress, grabs my junk through my pants and leads me back to the bedroom. Clothes off, BJ, standing K9, mish, CG and finish in K9. My girl cleans me up, helps me get dressed and out the door. I had a Jackson and a Hamilton and left those for her on the way out. And no, she still is not agreeable to having her name on the boards, trust me, I've asked repeatedly! Hence putting this review (if that work applies) in Space Cadets. Sorry, even though it's of very little value to any readers, I felt the urge to share it anyway![/QUOTE]Yes, great story Jay Jay, I've always wondered how you guys who are married or have SO, s pull it off. Must include a great deal of stress and the nerves of Houdini. I personally have never been married and currently do not posses a GF since I travel so much which does make it much easier. But one thing I have to be careful of is the amount of funds I spend on the hobby. Its not like a slot machine and you pull the handle and out pops all this cash right? Back in the day I always had 2 or 3 fuck buddies that I kept but now at my age I have to entice them with some greenbacks and yet keep them at bay or they will call every day needing one thing or the other as if that shit really does grow on trees. Just a thought. FS.

[QUOTE=Willie24;6302775]Doesn't matter, your exploits are still appreciated even though none of us has a chance in hell in seeing her! Keep relating your experiences, maybe it might get some of the lurkers off the sidelines and report! I also have a Super UUTR, retired provider from backpage days who only sees me for the last five years and donations are secondary but I do take care of her! I guess maybe I'm more of a Sugar Daddy![/QUOTE]I've been seeing this chick for over 5 years, must have been with her over 100 times, maybe even 200. Does not matter, she still gets my dick rock hard in 3 seconds, just ridiculous! Despite that, I've probably brought her up on the boards less than a dozen times as she's exceedingly cautious on even any suspicion of any criminal investigations. Since I've been sworn to secrecy regarding her identity or contact info, I always feels sort of like "Ha, ha, look what I've got" when I write any reports about her. But, since I can't talk about it with anyone in "real life" I write about her here from time to time. I hope everyone can allow the indulgence!

[QUOTE=HighMileage;6302811]She is a true blue trooper sir! I would like details about her, if you wish to share, PM. I can travel cheap and can pass the savings to such an awesome provider. How? I car camp in my minivan. I only need a place to park. No hookups required.[/QUOTE]Sorry my friend, no can do! As I stated above, she is ridiculously cautious in how she approaches the hobby. While she advertised in the past, it's been several years and, since then, she's made it abundantly clear that I can either see her OR write reviews and pass out her info. Seeing as how I enjoy the hell out of banging this chick, I'll be respecting her request to not dispense with her information online. As I've said in the past, should her position on that change, I'll let everyone know.

[QUOTE=BeachRunner51;6303051]Thanks for writing about your adventures with this special lady of yours and I agree with Willie that hopefully it will inspire more people to become contributing members. I found it very poignant how you described the different situations that a single man might have versus someone with a significant other. I am one of the lucky ones that you described when it comes to not having to worry about covering my trail from anyone and have probably taken it for granted when reading many of these reports. I've always enjoyed JayJay's reports and have learned so much information from them even though our lives are quite a bit different which goes to show how important it is to contribute to this site. Now if you don't mind JayJay could I get the number of your ultra UTR? Just kidding.[/QUOTE]Yeah, this hobby would be soooo much easier as a single guy. With an SO at home, I clearly can't take anyone there. Though, candidly, I'm not sure I'd do that even as a single person, just seems risky in and of itself. Regardless, setting up a hotel is tough as well. First, there's the risk of the SO seeing the charge on a credit card. Plus, even the extra time commitment in finding the hotel, getting checked in and whatever else, really cuts into the amount of "play time" that I have. Then there's the concern about any unusual smells, if the chick smokes weed or cigarettes, if she uses perfume or even any oils from a massage. Perhaps a bit TMI, but I even worry about my junk smelling different from the norm or having any residue from any activity, I make sure to wash my crotch thoroughly! Similarly, I also worry about having stray hairs on my clothes or any other thing that might even remotely suggest I spent time with a female. The SO is also a big part of the reason I've got a hobby phone. My number, the text messages, any apps, all completely separate from my personal phone. While I'd probably still have a hobby phone even if I was single, the SO pretty much requires having a hobby phone. Trust me on this, with an SO involved, one has to go to great lengths to ensure discretion!

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;6303619]Yeah, this hobby would be soooo much easier as a single guy. With an SO at home, I clearly can't take anyone there. Though, candidly, I'm not sure I'd do that even as a single person, just seems risky in and of itself. Regardless, setting up a hotel is tough as well. First, there's the risk of the SO seeing the charge on a credit card. Plus, even the extra time commitment in finding the hotel, getting checked in and whatever else, really cuts into the amount of "play time" that I have. Then there's the concern about any unusual smells, if the chick smokes weed or cigarettes, if she uses perfume or even any oils from a massage. Perhaps a bit TMI, but I even worry about my junk smelling different from the norm or having any residue from any activity, I make sure to wash my crotch thoroughly! Similarly, I also worry about having stray hairs on my clothes or any other thing that might even remotely suggest I spent time with a female. The SO is also a big part of the reason I've got a hobby phone. My number, the text messages, any apps, all completely separate from my personal phone. While I'd probably still have a hobby phone even if I was single, the SO pretty much requires having a hobby phone. Trust me on this, with an SO involved, one has to go to great lengths to ensure discretion![/QUOTE]Thank you JJ2 for the advanced lesson on covering your tracks. I may need that information someday, if I ever find myself attached to a S. O. I did see a provider a while back who thoughtfully made sure I had no long blonde hair anywhere on me before leaving. In another incident, after a different encounter / provider, I found a long black hair in my bathtub. It clearly wasn't mine. Live and learn.

[QUOTE=MisterNormal;6303838]Thank you JJ2 for the advanced lesson on covering your tracks. I may need that information someday, if I ever find myself attached to a S. O. I did see a provider a while back who thoughtfully made sure I had no long blonde hair anywhere on me before leaving. In another incident, after a different encounter / provider, I found a long black hair in my bathtub. It clearly wasn't mine. Live and learn.[/QUOTE]A friend of mine, yes, actually a friend, NOT me, had a side piece for a bit. He's out at a bar with her, they get pretty tipsy and end up banging in the back seat of his car in the parking lot. She gets out to go to her car and drive home, he pulls up his pants and heads home as well. It's late, the SO is in bed asleep, and he heads to the bathroom. Upon disrobing to shower, he realizes the condom is still on his dick! As he tells it, in about 3 seconds flat, he's got the condom heading down the toilet and he's in the shower with the water immediately turned on so as to rinse him off! I mean, it should be "Getting Some Side Action 101" that you got to dispose of the condom before heading home to the SO!

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;6302749]So the crazy-ultra UTR chick that I mention from time to time contacted me last week. She does that sometimes, reaches out to see if I'd like to come by. This time, I tell her I'd love to see her but I can't as I'm really low on cash. What with the SO, I can't easily withdraw random sums of money from the bank. Brief aside, you single guys have it so much easier! Anyway, she replies, tells me I always take care of her so she wants to take care of me! Don't worry about the amount of cash, just come on over! I reply, ask her if she's sure about that, yep, absolutely, get your ass over here! I'm there 30 minutes later, she greets me wearing a sexy form fitting dress, grabs my junk through my pants and leads me back to the bedroom. Clothes off, BJ, standing K9, mish, CG and finish in K9. My girl cleans me up, helps me get dressed and out the door. I had a Jackson and a Hamilton and left those for her on the way out. And no, she still is not agreeable to having her name on the boards, trust me, I've asked repeatedly! Hence putting this review (if that work applies) in Space Cadets. Sorry, even though it's of very little value to any readers, I felt the urge to share it anyway![/QUOTE]Well for me, this pretty much defines a "mutually beneficial relationship".

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;6303619]Yeah, this hobby would be soooo much easier as a single guy. With an SO at home, I clearly can't take anyone there. Though, candidly, I'm not sure I'd do that even as a single person, just seems risky in and of itself. Regardless, setting up a hotel is tough as well. First, there's the risk of the SO seeing the charge on a credit card. Plus, even the extra time commitment in finding the hotel, getting checked in and whatever else, really cuts into the amount of "play time" that I have. Then there's the concern about any unusual smells, if the chick smokes weed or cigarettes, if she uses perfume or even any oils from a massage. Perhaps a bit TMI, but I even worry about my junk smelling different from the norm or having any residue from any activity, I make sure to wash my crotch thoroughly! Similarly, I also worry about having stray hairs on my clothes or any other thing that might even remotely suggest I spent time with a female. The SO is also a big part of the reason I've got a hobby phone. My number, the text messages, any apps, all completely separate from my personal phone. While I'd probably still have a hobby phone even if I was single, the SO pretty much requires having a hobby phone. Trust me on this, with an SO involved, one has to go to great lengths to ensure discretion![/QUOTE]I enjoy reading some of the clips about being in the hobby and also having an SO. The things we have to do to play. At one point I actually had 3 ladies on seeking I was seeing and all three were willing to accommodate me by getting a room on their own cc and trusting me to pay them back, which I always did. One of them was always willing to meeting me in the morning around 8 am on either Saturday or Sunday. She would get the room near where she lives the night before and meet me the next morning for 2 plus hours of non stop fun. Fortunately for me my SO sleeps in on weekends and of course many of us like to exercise in the mornings.

The other young lady had morning shifts at work during the week and she would get a room the night before and I would meet her at 6 for several hours of fun before work. Again my SO sleeps in and I like to schedule business meetings early to start my day!

The last one I only got to meet once and an early check in was arranged for that day. I have afternoon meetings from time to time on the space coast so it was not unusual for me to be up there.

I guess the moral to all this is where there's a will there's a way and if one searches hard enough you can always find someone who's willing to work around the challenges of a married man.

What's the best way to get tested for STD's without a lot of paper trails for the attached guys? Always wondered about this if something happened. Try to keep covered up most of the time but I've been slipping here lately.

[QUOTE=TruePair;6309220]What's the best way to get tested for STD's without a lot of paper trails for the attached guys? Always wondered about this if something happened. Try to keep covered up most of the time but I've been slipping here lately.[/QUOTE]Local health department.

[QUOTE=TruePair;6309220]What's the best way to get tested for STD's without a lot of paper trails for the attached guys? Always wondered about this if something happened. Try to keep covered up most of the time but I've been slipping here lately.[/QUOTE]I have used [URL]jasonhealth.com[/URL] before. You can order your own lab tests. Simple and easy just don't use shared email address for the results.

[QUOTE=TruePair;6309220]What's the best way to get tested for STD's without a lot of paper trails for the attached guys? Always wondered about this if something happened. Try to keep covered up most of the time but I've been slipping here lately.[/QUOTE]I believe there maybe some discreet ways of being tested by signing up on line, making an appointment with a testing spot in your area. I've never tried one but others I know do it from time to time. It is expensive and I don't know if you have to pay online with a cc or if you can ultimately pay cash. Here are a couple but there are more if you do a search.

[URL]https://www.questhealth.com/shop/sexual-health?utm_campaign=unbr-std-cit2022q4&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_content=unbr-std-general_&utm_adgroup=std-general&utm_kwd=discreet%20std%20testing%20near%20me&utm_clickid=CjwKCAiAoL6eBhA3EiwAXDom5iSFODcqBwzv7rOTYrOdjXc8p_j_wPB8KEtJjDrUuAZTnwUKmrdXHxoCbbcQAvD_BwE&utm_device=c&gclid=CjwKCAiAoL6eBhA3EiwAXDom5iSFODcqBwzv7rOTYrOdjXc8p_j_wPB8KEtJjDrUuAZTnwUKmrdXHxoCbbcQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds[/URL]

[URL]https://www.cvs.com/minuteclinic/services/std-evaluate-and-treat[/URL]

[QUOTE=TruePair;6309220]What's the best way to get tested for STD's without a lot of paper trails for the attached guys? Always wondered about this if something happened. Try to keep covered up most of the time but I've been slipping here lately.[/QUOTE]Affordable Care Clinics on Georgia St. (Malabar and Babcock) in Palm Bay has a STD package. I think it is around 2-300 if you don't put it through insurance.

[QUOTE=TruePair;6309220]What's the best way to get tested for STD's without a lot of paper trails for the attached guys? Always wondered about this if something happened. Try to keep covered up most of the time but I've been slipping here lately.[/QUOTE]Yet another hobby related thing where it's better in Orlando! This topic is actually discussed fairly regularly on the Orange County boards. The below posts are all from the past couple of weeks. For purposes of discretion, it may well be worth traveling to Orlando.

[QUOTE=OdinsBeard78;6293676]There are health dept clinics as well as some clinics on Obt. I believe they can do results over email. I know for a fact quest labs also has an app that you get results on you never get any mail. Good luck. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DavidTnOrl;6294114]You can go to your Dr by law they have to keep your records private, online companies offer discreet testing at nearby clinics and results are via email. I go to The Center off Mills Ave in Orlando. They offer rapid 15 minute HIV testing all other test are pee in a cup, sent out for testing with results in 7-10 days. You will receive a phone call if anything positive. Nothing sent to your house, ever. One thing to remember, HIV can take 3 months for the virus level to get high enough for testing and chlamydia is just days, both often have no symptoms. Use condoms with wife until you are all clear. Women often have more symptoms than men. Your Dr would probably be the fastest with results. I had a condom break. I used condoms with the wife for months before I could verify I did not catch anything. I would always use condoms as I really do not want a baby momma.

Play safe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Verizon;6294783]"The Center" also provides free on-site testing, with results given while you wait. Its totally discrete, including a discrete parking lot. There are 2 locations, but the one with the testing facility is at 1200 Hillcrest St, Orlando FL.[/QUOTE]