EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=ThrilHouse;3926072]Well had an itch to scratch and dreamt of this one. [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/123807[/URL] ending 7375.

So I took the plunge and went, booking was easy with minor hiccups, location was nice but did see our uncle along the road. Think they have speed traps around the area but wasn't a concern. Now she greets me at building door and says nothing. Tried making small talk on the elevator again nothing. So get in room and finally she spoke "take shoes off". I'm like ok. So I lay down and she comes in and starts taking clothes off, keeping a see through nightie. I'm thinking ok this is ok so far. Next thing you know she is rubbing me all over but just stays far enough out of reach, at that point I'm like this is going downhill. Says turn over and goes right to town with the hand. I try and grab something but out of reach. So I move up some and strain myself and grab top and try and roam but quickly moved, and covered up. So I go for broke and motion for mouth and says no while looking at me like I was Medusa. At that point I closed my eyes and imagined. And woke up. The girl is pretty I would say an 7-8 body I couldn't tell definitely not the pictures. Service was L1 but for that price I could of gotten more elsewhere. Did try and tip for more but the shoot down I figured it was wasted $. Some people might be happy with decent girl L1. The ad does say open minded, I am guessing it might mean closed minded. Overall I won't repeat but YMMV.[/QUOTE]I had the same experience with her, I think she is money hungry, or I am older maybe she likes them young.

For their Grand & Western location is it marked or do they have to give you the specific location on the phone?

Luvthemall.

[QUOTE=Xg1423;3922647]I think Annette has been reviewed on here, but she is awesome! Very GFE! We didn't even get to the massage, it was right into DFK, DATY, BBBJ and many positions. Every time I go, we always plan on going into the Jacuzzi but never make it in. I can't speak for the others there but she is always ready to go![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3925957]Had an appointment at Tat's Schaumburg location earlier this week. Right at the point my MT and I were getting to know one another on a more personal level there was a knock the door! A female Russian voice asked if she could get some help with something, MT told her she was in the middle of a massage and would be out in 20 minutes. Female voice was a bit persistent in getting help. She finally went away. Kinda killed the momentum.

Now, I do my best to keep things quiet, so as to not draw attention to myself or the proceedings. Maybe this person really did need assistance, but I'm not buying it. There are plenty of other businesses in that building with open doors she could have went to for help instead of the closed, locked one.[/QUOTE]So, what happened next and how it ended up?

[QUOTE=Walker333;3926428]
So, what happened next and how it ended up?
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[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy]
She finally went away. Kinda killed the momentum.
[/QUOTE]But she did finish her work.

[QUOTE=ChitwnGuy10;3917510][URL]https://massage.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/496546.htm?cat=83[/URL][/QUOTE]Thank you.

I'm so done with this place. She raised the rates there despite me being a longtime, generous regular. And they weren't exactly cheap to start with. Greedy f-ing c*nt! Don't ever raise the rates on me if you want my business. Felt so insulted. She can rot in hell with the rest of these greedy Euros for all I f-ing care. Summary- avoid like the plague.

[QUOTE=Kellster;3928943]I'm so done with this place. She raised the rates there despite me being a longtime, generous regular. And they weren't exactly cheap to start with. Greedy f-ing c*nt! Don't ever raise the rates on me if you want my business. Felt so insulted. She can rot in hell with the rest of these greedy Euros for all I f-ing care. Summary- avoid like the plague.[/QUOTE]Where did the rates start in what year, and what are the latest charges? Base rates & extras, please?

[QUOTE=Kellster;3928943]I'm so done with this place. She raised the rates there despite me being a longtime, generous regular. And they weren't exactly cheap to start with. Greedy f-ing c*nt! Don't ever raise the rates on me if you want my business. Felt so insulted. She can rot in hell with the rest of these greedy Euros for all I f-ing care. Summary- avoid like the plague.[/QUOTE]Most of them I found to be excessively money hungry, not only at the place that you referred to, but at the majority of EMPs. But, I was wondering was there anything else that pissed you off besides price change?

At least the main lady at seventh is attractive. The Euro scene is kind of sucky lately. Marias, nothing going. CT, same. CTM, Ivana only. Shermer. Kat raised prices, isn't as reliable. I know we had some other posts about euros, but I don't even think they belonged here, was more agency type stuff.

Would still love some intel on the place in Lincolnwood. A new somewhat under the radar place would be great. Nothing is for sure in the Euro world that is certain. A good provider can just leave completely, increase prices, become unavailable at good times, etc.

Not a fan of Euro women. Worked with enough of them to find that out.

[QUOTE=Kellster;3928943]I'm so done with this place. She raised the rates there despite me being a longtime, generous regular. And they weren't exactly cheap to start with. Greedy f-ing c*nt! Don't ever raise the rates on me if you want my business. Felt so insulted. She can rot in hell with the rest of these greedy Euros for all I f-ing care. Summary- avoid like the plague.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Walker333;3929874]Most of them I found to be excessively money hungry bitches, not only at the place that you referred to, but at the majority of EMPs. But, I was wondering was there anything else that pissed you off besides price change?[/QUOTE]It's an EMP so you have to call to make an appt. $80 to get in the door- not exactly cheap. Disclaimer- I only tip for a good job- nothing else. Apparently my $80 tip is no longer good enough. That's 100% tip mind you. Since she's not happy with my tip I won't go anymore. It doesn't matter what the rates started at. I don't know when they changed it- recently I guess. I guess I'm an ugly ogre. FS is NOT available. Maybe Lake County's Finest will tip better than me. Maybe Uncle Sam will tip better than me if he looks into their income. I mean that's a healthy portion of it under the table so to speak. I have to pay my taxes why shouldn't they? Maybe the neighbors in the office building will tip better than me. I'm sure they'll be thrilled to get such great customer service so close by. Try to be a good guy, loyal customer, and this is the return I get??? Sick of bs from life and women in general. F- em all! Maybe I'll put a nice billboard for them on Lake Cook Rd. You know something discreet...with neon flashing lights. How does that sound? F-ing c*nt! Summary- avoid. Too f-ing expensive! Go someplace where you're appreciated, they don't gouge you, and they treat you right.


7th Heaven Massage.
400 Lake Cook Rd # 220, Deerfield, IL 60015.
(847) 338-3317.

This is where it starts by ceasing to patronize the business then hopefully they will close the doors and be gone and no one will care.

[QUOTE=Kellster;3929956]It's an EMP so you have to call to make an appt. $80 to get in the door- not exactly cheap. Disclaimer- I only tip for a good job- nothing else. Apparently my $80 tip is no longer good enough. That's 100% tip mind you. Since she's not happy with my tip I won't go anymore. It doesn't matter what the rates started at. I don't know when they changed it- recently I guess. I guess I'm an ugly ogre. FS is NOT available. Maybe Lake County's Finest will tip better than me. Maybe Uncle Sam will tip better than me if he looks into their income. I mean that's a healthy portion of it under the table so to speak. I have to pay my taxes why shouldn't they? Maybe the neighbors in the office building will tip better than me. I'm sure they'll be thrilled to get such great customer service so close by. Try to be a good guy, loyal customer, and this is the return I get??? Sick of bs from life and women in general. F- em all! Maybe I'll put a nice billboard for them on Lake Cook Rd. You know something discreet...with neon flashing lights. How does that sound? F-ing c*nt! Summary- avoid. Too f-ing expensive! Go someplace where you're appreciated, they don't gouge you, and they treat you right.


7th Heaven Massage.
400 Lake Cook Rd # 220, Deerfield, IL 60015.
(847) 338-3317.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Poker6969;3926340]I had the same experience with her, I think she is money hungry, or I am older maybe she likes them young.[/QUOTE]Tina use to be Yana and use to work for 262.

Thats where I met her and fsll in love back than. She was very playful, dfk, fiv, daty and FS. A lot of fun.

Than she went independent for a very short period and she was hosting in mt prospect with an older but.

Also a lot of fun gal that does Great BBBJCIM.

Any how she advert in W. Ing now. It has always been with her to choose how to treat each and every.

One individually from what I know. I did afew reviews on ter about both of them.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3696547]When did you see her last time? I thought she isn't on a field anymore.[/QUOTE]She still does the occasional appointment as I saw her earlier this week. I couldn't remember what the reports here said about her.

Like others reported here, she wouldn't provide any extras after a weak massage. She stopped and I told her she missed a spot, and tried to move her hand to where it belonged.

I got the "I could lose my license" spiel. Waste of a donation, no tip left.

[QUOTE=Bbb1617;3933650]Tina use to be Yana and use to work for 262.

Thats where I met her and fsll in love back than. She was very playful, dfk, fiv, daty and FS. A lot of fun.

Than she went independent for a very short period and she was hosting in mt prospect with an older but.

Also a lot of fun gal that does Great BBBJCIM.

Any how she advert in W. Ing now. It has always been with her to choose how to treat each and every.

One individually from what I know. I did afew reviews on ter about both of them.[/QUOTE]Well that explains it. I had a fun, FS experience with her a few months ago.