Amber Alert 9 to 5 very little work done today
[QUOTE=JankMaster;1978188][URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/50-special-ss-50-juggs-and-thickazz-amber-incalls-im-back-baby-80-80-25/8316237[/URL]
Anyone had a dream or nightmare about this 1.[/QUOTE]Amber BP add has great pictures of a lady who is a 9; Unfortunately those are not her pictures. Amber is a little chubby and more of a 5. While I prefer spinners I have had some great times with ladies with a little meat on their bones. Unfortunately, Amber delivered one of the worst CBJs (without teeth scrapping which I have ever received). It doesn't take Amber long to start complaining about sucking on your dick being too tiresome. Amber's bad technique continues on to CMISH. Still Stiff did bust the nutt in her nice warm twat.
A 1.2 half hour lesson in if the BP pictures do not match the lady and the reviews are scant then one should not be surprised when the offering is mediocre.
Met her blond hair roommate Jessi who doesn't match any of the current BP adds.
BS.
I was posting about allie from om
[QUOTE=WirelessWizard;1978703]Darn and as soon as I touched base back in town I was. Going to call her. Oh well too bad she is a waste.[/QUOTE]I was disappointed in the news on Allie.
Blond bodacious & mature
[URL]backpage.com[/URL]/ FemaleEscorts / blond-bodacious-and-mature-44/8588004.
Leslie again came into my dream, I hurried up over cause I know we will make a good team. Twenty she is not, but at forties (fifties?) she is still damn hot. This Houston chick sure knows how to treat your dick. With her signature fish net stocking, soon she'll make your junk a knocking. She can tease and she can squeeze. She'll ride you on top, in no time she'll make your you know what a total flop. She is short but still hot to trot. If you are into mature woman, she is one you can say Amen. She is not one for a short stay, at least half if not one hour I would say. Like a fine wine, it takes time to enjoy while you dine. Brothers, go spread your seeds and do the day's deed.
YMMV.
You know the thing that gets me
[QUOTE=WhoMe11;1980298]It's crazy that they were busted and are still advertising. Doesn't sound good.[/QUOTE]I can't get over the recording part they just made things worse for themselves because that it proof right there.
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Visit Zori's island paradise.
If you like to entwine yourself with a beautiful lady then consider Zori's island paradise. I took a 1/2 hour 1.2 tour with Zori. This pretty lady knows what she is doing and will give you a considerable effort to make sure that you have a good time in the islands. Another case where a lady looks good in her photos and even better in person.
[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-in-town-zori-ur-kinky-pocahantas-70-yes-ur-favorite-nasty-girl-on-duty-22/8593928[/URL]
BS.
Lizzy / Brigid. Sleek and sexy 5 star experience
Long time lurker who has enjoyed intel wanting to give back to the community.
[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sleek-and-sexy-5-star-experience-to-be-dis-30/8586938[/URL]
I am usually a body rub guy but decide to try the escort route for this one. Many positive reviews on The othER board but 1 bad one on here that was old and in Escort Reviews so I decided to go for it. It is the girl in the pics although she is much, much more attractive in person. I was nervous of course but she is drama free and very cool. Did the LE check and then she did a great job of relaxing me! She is much more than just eye candy. Sweet voice, intelligent, and just exudes sexiness. Between her deep blue eyes, talented tongue, and glove like... I was in sensory overload. In a good way. Easily my ATF. $.5 for the half.
20 percent success rate googling.
So, I have found my new way of only seeing providers from Backpage. The only way I will see a girl from backpage is if they show me their Facebook page. Most of the time when I google a providers number, 20 percent of the time it pulls up a Facebook page. I find it funny that sometimes when I do google these girls numbers it pulls up a page of some dude.
This is my only sure fire way to be completely safe. I have a fake profile where I have about 40 girls who work on BP throughout the country and ill spend time scrolling through their pages to see if anyone I recognize posting. Most of the time, if you talk sensible to these girls.
It's as easy as "Look, I want to make sure you legit and this way you know I am legit too" Why wouldn't you want to trade FB pages? 80 percent of the time the girl stops texting but that 20 percent. Can make or break your ass.
I know myself does not want to end up in the gray bar motel or funds depleted because of some dude hiding out in the closest.
New to the scene and today was a bad day INTEL TWO BP PROVIDERS TO AVOID
I am new to the scene and have lurked here since I had no intel to contribute until now, and unfortunately it's bad.
So I go on BP and find a very hot provider going as Isabela. I call set up time drove there from 45 minutes away and get to parking lot she does not answer calls or texts so I decide to do some research and lo and behold she is new to Baltimore but was posting on BP in Northern VA as "Emerald Alexis" for the past few months until the horrid reviews on other sites caught up to her, now she moves up 95 and reinvents herself here as "Isabela" with a totally new number. I was willing to let it go but then she texts me 20 minutes later and says she couldn't answer because she had been held against her will by a holdover appointment who attempted to rape her. Somehow instead of calling the cops, going to the ER or at least getting out of there, she texts me and says she can see me in a half hour LOL. When I said forget it she was like you are a mean person LOL. So much for a "drama free" provider as her ad states.
[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/utit-pte-enchanting-isabela-s-uty-viab-22/8601422[/URL]
So considering I am on Viagra and had taken one of those expensive pills which I can only afford a few doses per month of in anticipation of meeting Isabela I decided to call another girl who caught my eye on BP in the BWI area her name is "Chasity".
[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-pics-wa-new-set-of-twins-come-see-my-new-tt-well-reviewed-22/8385015[/URL]
I call and she asks when would I like to see her I said I am in the area why not now she says ok and is just up the street from Isabela. When I get there she greets me and immediately motions to my pockets and supervises me as I count the cash. Then re counts it in front of me LOL. We then proceed to the bed where she starts a CBJ great I figure so she asks why I'm in the area and I tell her that another provider flaked on me and tried to get me to go back with a ridiculous story of attempted rape, BIG MISTAKE!! She went absolutely bonkers saying that it happens all the time and goes into a long pro provider anti client rant including one about a "cheap black guy" from earlier that day, odd considering her ad says "no black guys" I am white and paid more than she quoted for the hour, which interuppted the BJ when I asked to restart says she doesn't like "sucking on plastic" .Then she says she knows the provider that flaked me gets 2.4 for an hour and why did I only give her 1.8 ? What I'm not worth it? I can be not nice if you are going to be not nice to me etc. I said you quoted me 1.8 but if you want the extra and it will make you feel better no problem and I gave it to her. Then its time to do it, I asked for on top she says that's .50 more, I declined and went to mish and it was difficult as she was dry as a bone I asked if we could use lube and she said that she had tried to get some earlier but the local wal-mart was all out LOL. At this point I knew even though I had paid above her hourly donation, her hostility was going to make it impossible to get this any better and I opted just to get something for my money and asked her to jack me off which she said could only be done with a condom she then proceeds to get into position and my hand apparently brushed across her hair and she snaps "no touching my hair! Then out of left field she starts ranting I can't touch her pussy either which I neither tried or even asked to do!! The HJ was very harsh and she knew it was not going to get any guy off so finally I just took over and jacked off she then stated "hurry up you have five minutes and I'm hungry" at this point I was barely into 30 minutes into a 60 min appt. While she used the excuse of getting off the bed to check on her dog that was in the room. When I came she yelled "don't move! Apparently she was concerned cum would drip on the sheet so she hands me a wipe and says flush it. I did and got dressed and headed out. She then approaches with an extended arm hug to insure her body doesn't touch mine with her head turned and eyes closed and says "I better get a good review! LOL at that point I just thought she was crazy.
Sorry for how long this was but just figured I warn anyone interested of these two both should be AVOIDED like the plague!! I didn't have time to research "CHASITY" before seeing her. I have since found she has several reviews similar to mine as well as a few obviously fake ones sprinkled in on other sites. Only thing either have is that is them in the pics other than that they are worthless even for a quickie.
More on Chasity currently in BWI
[QUOTE=JankMaster;1984788]Do you still have her number in your phone.inbox me so I can google it.[/QUOTE]If you search her name in the Tampa section of [URL]USASEXGUIDE.COM[/URL] you will find similar reviews to mine from several posters apparently she was run out of there when the reviews caught up. She usually stays at crappy motels like motel6.Definitely avoid.
Two ways to get your money's worth
[QUOTE=Zodiac69;1985761]Then she says she knows the provider that flaked me gets 2.4 for an hour and why did I only give her 1.8 ? What I'm not worth it? I can be not nice if you are going to be not nice to me etc. I said you quoted me 1.8 but if you want the extra and it will make you feel better no problem and I gave it to her. Then its time to do it, I asked for on top she says that's .50 more, I declined and went to mish and it was difficult as she was dry as a bone I asked if we could use lube and she said that she had tried to get some earlier but the local wal-mart was all out LOL. At this point I knew even though I had paid above her hourly donation, her hostility was going to make it impossible to get this any better and I opted just to get something for my money and asked her to jack me off which she said could only be done with a condom she then proceeds to get into position and my hand apparently brushed across her hair and she snaps "no touching my hair! Then out of left field she starts ranting I can't touch her pussy either which I neither tried or even asked to do!! The HJ was very harsh and she knew it was not going to get any guy off so finally I just took over and jacked off she then stated "hurry up you have five minutes and I'm hungry" at this point I was barely into 30 minutes into a 60 min appt. When I came she yelled "don't move! Apparently she was concerned cum would drip on the sheet so she hands me a wipe and says flush it. I did and got dressed and headed out. She then approaches with an extended arm hug to insure her body doesn't touch mine with her head turned and eyes closed and says "I better get a good review!
[/QUOTE]First off, you should never, ever go for an hour with an unknown. Never. Period. Start with her quarter or half rate, so you limit your losses to 1.2 max. If things are going well, any good girl will agree to extend the session. If things don't go well, at least you're not out 2+.
When I have a bad experience with someone who's nasty and controlling, and clearly giving orders and inventing new restrictions as she goes along for the enjoyment of a power trip, I usually do something like piss on her toothbrush and swirl her hairbrush in the toilet, then shake them off and put them back in her bag. Or just piss directly into her makeup bag.
Bring your clothing and belongings into the bathroom when you wash up, so you're ready to bounce as soon as you open the bathroom door. By the time she finds that everything's been sprayed, you want to be halfway down the stairs.
After a rip-off experience, anything you can damage or take is fair game.
Anything you can damage or take is a fucked up attitude.
[QUOTE=BunkerBuster;1987521]First off, you should never, ever go for an hour with an unknown. Never. Period. Start with her quarter or half rate, so you limit your losses to 1.2 max. If things are going well, any good girl will agree to extend the session. If things don't go well, at least you're not out 2+.
When I have a bad experience with someone who's nasty and controlling, and clearly giving orders and inventing new restrictions as she goes along for the enjoyment of a power trip, I usually do something like piss on her toothbrush and swirl her hairbrush in the toilet, then shake them off and put them back in her bag. Or just piss directly into her makeup bag.
Bring your clothing and belongings into the bathroom when you wash up, so you're ready to bounce as soon as you open the bathroom door. By the time she finds that everything's been sprayed, you want to be halfway down the stairs.
After a rip-off experience, anything you can damage or take is fair game.[/QUOTE]Anything you can damage or take is a fucked up attitude. If an asshole provider catches an asshole john pissing in her makeup bag don't be surprised when the asshole provider tries to pepper spray or stab the john. When shit spirals out of control it is no longer about getting even as much as it turns into fucking someone over.
BS.
Zodiac69 Learn from your mistakes and stay under the radar.
[QUOTE=Zodiac69;1987988]We work hard for our money, and I believe if a John is clean and respectful he should get what he paid for without all the problems she gave me. Letting them get away with this stuff ruins it for us and for decent providers who could otherwise be getting our business. I hope anyone who encounters one like this will take any non-violent action he can to fuck her over and ruin her business. Contacting hotel managers with their ad (providing it is really their photos to compare) seems to work well, getting them kicked out and disrupting their business hurts their pocketbooks.[/QUOTE]Zodiac69 you made a lot of mistakes. Instead of cutting your looses you compounded your problems at every turn.
BB was right about booking a lady for no more than a hh when you have never met before. Usually you can extend the session if everything is cuming up rainbow roses. BB is wrong about fucking a provider's shit up because you did not get good service. You never want to be in a physical fight with a provider.
Do not take it personally if a provider stands you up. Providers will double book guys figuring they will manage it somehow. Lots of times guys book a date and never show up. Providers want to get a customer to the door. It is all part of the game. Unless you are booking high end girls then the first one to the parking lot generally wins. You might loose also if one her regulars calls right after you call and she doesn't know you from Adam. I have had a number of girls stand me up. I just move down the list. When I find a lovely lady who will meet me then I am happy to see her and I don't obsess about the last bad provider. Bitching about the previous provider who just stood you up is not going to earn you points with the next lady. Who do you think she is going to side with? Oh you had to wait a while for the girl to call you back. Get used to it. If you show flexibility and understanding you will find the girls can reward you in return.
At no time do you ever want to perceived to be defending rape or her shitty ex (boyfriend or husband) or the asshole john who she just saw. These topics are minefields which can't be nuanced. It is a rare provider who hasn't been robbed or roughed up. I have seen girlfriends or wives who work themselves up into a frenzy or some minor perceived slight. Don't feed into this behavior. I know it is hard to believe but some providers are actually less stable than your worst fucked up girlfriend. Do not unleash their craziness on your sorry ass. Your contribution to the conversation should be about current activities until stiff is drained. You are in their room. They know where they put their pepper spray and knife. You may be buck naked when the worm turns.
I agree with Thenocturnal, training hotel managers on how to recognize BP ladies at their hotels potentially makes it harder on any provider who stays at the hotel and any monger who comes to visit their hotel.
Do not obsess on how much money you think you lost. Consider it a lesson on how to pick providers who have poor or non-existent reviews. You should stick to ladies with a proven oThER track record until you venture into ladies without reviews. It turns out a good picture on a BP add is not the best reason to see a provider.
Learn from your mistakes and stay under the radar.
BS.