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I Had The Best Visit! After Reviewing Some Of These Reports I Gave The Place A Shot!

The Usual.5, .10, .15.

New Staff Beautiful Latinas Available If I May Say My Self.

They Had 1 Hr Massage $50 Bucks. Showed Me To My Room. Following My Table Shower Were She Washed Me And My Johnson. Very Happy With That. Shortly After She Dryed Me Up And Showed Me To My Room!

Couple Minutes Later She Arrive And Started The Massage Did Good Job Gave Bout 7 Did Great Job On My Back And Legs. Awhile Into The Massage Was The Flip. Were I Was Invited To The Menu Extras. HJ. And Her Top $$80. Had A Great Time. Still Gave Her A Tip Great Massage

Looks: 8

Massage: 9

HJ: 10

Nice B Cup!

Will Definatelly Return!

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Hi Dollar Deals,

I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum, but...

[red][u]Would you please refrain from capitalizing the first letter of EVERY word in your reports![/u][/red]

It's difficult to read, it's time consuming to fix, and it takes you more work to write like that.

On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: [i]Thank You![/i]

New staff pretty and atractive latin therapist. It is located by california and cermak. You should check it out!

[QUOTE=Nino Torres]Divine Spa, Carribean Spa, and Tropical Spa on Western Avenue are Latina. A fellow member PM me and said TropicAl has the pretties girls. Don't get you hopes up high about Divine or Carribean, the girls are ok. There is a fake blonde Columbian at Divine with a nice bubble ass and d sized cans. Her name was maggie. She has olive colored skin, and wears tight brown top to show cleavage and tght grey pants with boots. I went on a Friday at 10am when they opened. She may still work there. She only gave me HE and topless. She charge 80 seperate of door fee.

Good Luck.[/QUOTE][u][b]EDITOR's NOTE[/b][/u]: [blue]This report was originally written in [u]ALL CAPITAL LETTERING[/u] and thus it was edited it to normal case lettering. In the future, please do not write reports in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING. [i]Thanks![/i][/blue]

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Hi Dollar Deals,

I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum, but...

[red][u]Would you please refrain from WRITING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS![/u][/red]

It's difficult to read and it's time consuming to fix.

On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: [i]Thank You![/i]

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[QUOTE=Gus Hogan]I am with Nighthawk55 on this one. In my experience, I have found that once I establish myself as a regular, and if I consistently tip "well, " the level of service consistently exceeds even my demanding expectations....

Just so you know, my usual minimum tip is $. In the past year I have several times gone $$ and $$$. One time I went $$$$$ and it was well worth the experience.[/QUOTE]

Ha, for a $$$$$ tip, I'll come and service you myself!

Forget the AMPs... all the beautiful Chinese women have joined the military!!

Take a look...

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vA4T1wfJLE&feature=player_embedded[/url]

Went to the LMP at 2841 W Cermak Sunday. Girl answering phones was only one available. Cute, talkative and friendly, but she needed to lose some weight. Experience was similar to previous posts: asked permission to wash 'down there' during TS, asked about other MPs I've been too, complemented my on my size., and offered 50/80 for HJ/topless HJ. I liked that she was very forward about services, no whispering or pretend shyness. Had a good session but saw a real hottie on my way out, I never seem to get the hot girl my first time.

One bad thing. The furniture was filthy! The chair and table padding had stains on them and the carpet was dingy. I'm sure they wash the sheets but they need to use more bleach.

Also, she mentioned that several girls were fired recently because they didn't keep their schedules.

Used to get that all the time down in Florida. They called it a "body wash". Girl used to soap herself up then slide all over you until you came. Sometimes they would have a loose fitting bikini on that would come undone as the scrub progressed. Sometimes they would start nude.

[QUOTE=Mengzi]Ha, for a $$$$$ tip, I'll come and service you myself![/QUOTE]Pic, please!

Anyone been to this location?

Seems to be one of those rip off places.

[url]http://www.perfectouchmassages.com[/url]

[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]Pic, please![/QUOTE]

Please send that pic to Nighthawk personally, do not post in the forums. I'm not sure anyone on this board would be ready for it.

Great line Nighthawk, cracked me up.

Biker

TOFTT today at Sunkiss Spa, 1551 W. Chicago, opened a month ago. There I met Nina (I think), a girl who couldn’t say no. There were 3 girls when I walked in, all in their early 20s, all good looking, but the one in shorts was a knockout. The shorts reminded me of KM, but maybe 5 to 10 years younger. They wanted 60 for table shower and 1 hr massage. The table shower was very good. She scrubbed everything but my favorite spot, with special attention to my ass,very methodical and thorough.

Back in the massage room, I started roaming right away, but she pulled back. So I started to talk her up a bit, but it was not easy because she spoke practically no English. Anyway, she worked away on my back in a really good massage. I thought let’s just wait and see where this goes. She even jumped up on the table and went to work on my butt, caressed the crack with her finger tips, stopped on the anus and gave it a good shake, balls, prostate. I was up on all fours by then. Somehow she told me to turn over, repeated it twice before I understood, not much English. She tossed a towel on my gents and went to work on my nipples. Why do Chinese girls think we get turned on by that nipple thing? Then she did something Crazy Dianna used to do, a massage of my stomach, pushing the blood into the genitals, I thought. Good. Soon after, the massage was over. I pointed down there and asked for more. She just shook her head and said “surely,” “surely.” I shook my head up and down. She shook hers back and forth. Surely. Believe this or not, as rejections go, it was really very nice. I’ve had worse.

She was a good girl, gave an excellent massage, professional quality, so I tipped her 20. I might have left 10, but 20s were all I had, so I gave one to her. She really worked hard and I appreciated it. If you are looking for a young Chinese girl, 9.5 on looks, nice short shorts, who is serious about the massage, I can recommend her. I might return. There could be more to this place, I don’t know. You come back she said. I said, surely.

Went to the Chicago city-north location after the double call and was greeted by Winny, a cute 20-something asian girl and since it was my first time at this place I just went in, did what I was told, and actually had a good experience and got the standard treatment for $.6.

Winny had little A-cups and a great little bod, but she was a bit broken out with acne on her face. She gave me a standing shower in the tub, then we went back for light touch, then flip over (standard menu: pretty good service here), then a B+ back massage which felt fine, followed by another shower. It was convienient, easy to find thanks to the instructions, and the service was good... not as good as I have had in other cities, but for Chicago it was a good time for a good price.

I know I have been a bit vague, but if you have been to a good AMP you know what I mean by "standard treatment" etc. I want to go back and even check out the other 2 locations.

First off I wont name who I saw as she has probably been talked about here plenty, but lets just say she has the best rack ever.

Ok - so I walked in asking for so and so saying I had a VIP appt. with her. Turns out the hottie with light brown hair with blonde highlights at the desk was her. For some reason I was expecting someone a little older looking.

the place was hard to find - at least for me. Its inside an indoor mall of sorts. Its towards the back with a sliding door. Its tiny. Seems clean but tiny. From what I gather, looks like 4 massage rooms - all very small. and a shower room. No table shower. All rooms had a curtain that was dark, but you could still make out the silhoutte outside. The room I was taken to was right across from the shower room. which was kinda odd, since I saw some dude going in as I was waiting for my masseuse to come in and he could see me laying on the table with nothing but a towel covering my ass.

Anyways - back to the beginning - she takes me to the room. asks if I want to shower first. I'm thinking shes gonna give me a table shower. I say yes and she goes and turns on the water and tells me she'll be back when I'm ready. So this was a little disappointing...but anyways...I go in - take a quick shower. come back dry off, she comes in and starts massagin my back. Massage was pretty much aweful. At this point I'm thinking this better get better quick as she was pretty attactive. she start working her way down to my ass and next thing I know, shes licking down my back towards my ass while she starts running her fingers downs my crack towards the boys. She was doing this thing where her hair was hanging down my back, kinda using her hair to tease, and she would kiss my cheeks everytime she went down. I start playing with her box through her sweat pants and realize shes not wearing underwear, after a couple of minutes of this she quotes me a rate for topless and for nude...I'm thinking I gotta see her naked as she looked pretty thick and atheleticly healthy. By thick - I do not mean fat or chunky, more like lusciously healthy. which is good cuz I just happen to like that body type....and boy did milk ever do her body good....wow...best pair of tits, fake or real, I've ever seen ...I mean they were solid Ds and gravity defying...great set of legs...and and ass to boot...along with the nicest wettest shaved snatch...wow...so after about another 5 minutes of me on my back...I decide its time to turn over and get a good look at what I'm being so generous for... great Russian...best Russian I've ever gotten...Cock fit in there perfectly... and she bouced them puppies nice and slow as she blew on the johnson and mimicked a BJ.

...Now at the same time I notice the dude coming out the shower with his masseuse...she had dark curly hair...but didnt see her face till I left...she was also very hot...prlly early 30s...If anyone knows her name PM me, I want her next.

Meanwhile she start doing this sensual almost makeout thing with her running her head from my groin to my neck and starts kissing and blowing air up and down my skin as she makes contact with it..I start doing the same thing and she starts getting goose bumps....about 10 minutes of this and me playing with her box I hear dudes masseuse in the room next to us start to moan so it sounds like he was having fun too......Session ended with great HJ and me rubbing her box at the same time...both to mutual satisfaction...think she had an O as she was very wet and was grinding my hand in between her legs and began shaking slightly as I rubbed her box faster and harder.....After session...some small talk and I was on my way...

On my way out I noticed 2 other ladies sitting almost near the exit. I wasnt sure if they were waiting for a massage, or if they worked there...both were fairly attractive and looked eastern European...Will definetly repeat - as this place has the best talent of all the places I've been to...

[QUOTE=Khai Yai]Forget the AMPs... all the beautiful Chinese women have joined the military!!

Take a look...

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vA4T1wfJLE&feature=player_embedded[/url][/QUOTE]


Thats great...thanks for that. I was watching it thinking back to when I walked thru that area in front of the Forbidden City...and kept getting approached by these female "art students" who wanted to "practice their English" with me.

I decided to go to the school after several good sessions and pulled Rebecca this time. I was really disappointed. The TS was lazy, the massage was rushed and she had me flip after 15 minutes, she asked for $60 (talked her down), made me pay before service (hasn't happened to me in probably 3 years), and talked on the phone for a good chunk of the massage.

I went by today, but there was a red truck hovering around the back door for the 4 times I passed. There were two guys in it, and they looked like LE. Anyone else go tonight? Any problems?

This was posted on Escorts by DynoMutt, but I thought it should be posted here as well. I most often read this section and almost missed this.

Be safe

[quote]3 Thai women found in human trafficking sting
October 16, 2009 6:26 PM | 5 Comments | UPDATED STORY

Cook County sheriff's police conducting a sting discovered three women from Thailand who told investigators they had been forced to work as prostitutes in Chicago, New York, San Francisco and Texas in the three weeks they have been in the United States.

The sheriff's office said it suspects the women were caught in a human trafficking ring that offered them for "services" on at least two Web sites.

The three women were in contact with the Thai consulate in Chicago this afternoon, said Sheriff's Department spokesman Steve Patterson.

The women had arrived in the United States three weeks ago, and operators of the ring took their passports and demanded $60,000 before they could get their passports back, according to a sheriff's press release. The women are not expected to be charged with a crime, the sheriff's office said.

The three women were discovered on Thursday after investigators answered an ad on a Web site for a "super model, hot, sexy Asian bombshell," the office said. An investigator was directed to go to a Schiller Park intersection and call the contact in the ad again; they were then sent to a specific room in a motel in the 4100 block of North Mannheim Road in Schiller Park.

At the motel, once the officer entered the room, a 23-year-old woman immediately tried to have sex with him, police said. When other investigators came into the room, they questioned the woman, and she told them two other women were in nearby rooms.

The three women were questioned by police, including the sheriff's Women's Justice Services Department, which includes interviewers who are former prostitutes, according to police.

When interviewed, the women, who have limited understanding of English, told investigators they flew to New York on tourist visas from Thailand three weeks ago, and were taken by limousine to an area motel; in each city they visited, the women were met by a limousine driver, who took them to an area motel, and were told not to leave their rooms until the woman involved in the ring gave them orders to leave for another city, according to police.

The woman, who the three women knew only as "Anne," would call them to tell them a man was on his way to meet them to pay for sex, and after each man had left, a man who worked with Anne would collect the money, according to the sheriff's office.

The women have told investigators the operation includes a woman who arranged for men to meet the women for a price, and a man who collected the money they made, the sheriff's office said.

The sheriff's office is working with federal authorities to investigate the ring. In the meantime, the Chicago Alliance Against Sexual Exploitation is providing social services to the woman, according to police.

-- Staff report[/quote]

I am heading to Chicago this weekend and will be staying in the Rosemont area by the convention center. I have looked here but dont know the area to well and am looking for an outcall massage or i can take a taxi a short distance. I would like to get a real massage with a HE. This is good with me.

Thanks for the help

Its been a while, and not sure if she is still around, but I had some very fun times with and independant gal.- Nina who used to advertise in the Reader. Spinner MILF, very very good massage, would get up on the table, very sexy. Saw her at a couple of locations on the northside.

If anyone has contact info please pm.

[QUOTE=Triple Input]I am heading to Chicago this weekend and will be staying in the Rosemont area by the convention center. I have looked here but dont know the area to well and am looking for an outcall massage or i can take a taxi a short distance. I would like to get a real massage with a HE. This is good with me.

Thanks for the help[/QUOTE]Stay away from the 4100 block of Manheim!

[QUOTE=Speedy836]Anyone been to this location?

Seems to be one of those rip off places.

[url]http://www.perfectouchmassages.com[/url][/QUOTE]
Don't waste your time or money. All reports suggest it's legit.

TOFTT in Chinatown today. I saw this ad on CL

Young and beautiful chinese female masseuse, we offering private room for full body massage,

feet massage, hot stone, table shower,only 5 min from chicago downtown,we are at chinatown, china square 2 floor,

60 min $65, 30 min $45

Location: 2163 B. S china pl 2 fl chicago IL

we open 7 days a week 10:00am-9:00pm

312-328-1173

Greeted at the door by a 40 yr old in a sweater, plaid skirt, tights. You want 1/2 hour she said. I agreed. I saw by the clock it was 25 after the hour. I got ready. She came in without the tights. I reached under the skirt, found a string. You tip, she said. Yes. Now, she said. I got up, turn off, gave 40. She demanded 100. I said no, started to take the 40 back, she agreed to nude HJ for 50.

Her idea of nude is to unhook her bra and let me drop the string, hands free to roam, "no kissy". HJ started right away and fast. I said slow down, she went faster. Pop. I took my time getting dressed and was out of there at 40 after the hour, less actually. 15 minutes is generous. Never came so fast in my life, a real pro.

There was another woman there, older, who vaguely resembled a tuna fish. My girl, She-She (probably spelled Si-Si), had a young body and a face of 40+, that is to say in Chinese, in her 50s.

If you like it fast and mechanical, this is it.

[QUOTE=Paleface]TOFTT in Chinatown today. I saw this ad on CL

Young and beautiful chinese female masseuse, we offering private room for full body massage,

feet massage, hot stone, table shower,only 5 min from chicago downtown,we are at chinatown, china square 2 floor,

60 min $65, 30 min $45

Location: 2163 B. S china pl 2 fl chicago IL

we open 7 days a week 10:00am-9:00pm

312-328-1173

Greeted at the door by a 40 yr old in a sweater, plaid skirt, tights. You want 1/2 hour she said. I agreed. I saw by the clock it was 25 after the hour. I got ready. She came in without the tights. I reached under the skirt, found a string. You tip, she said. Yes. Now, she said. I got up, turn off, gave 40. She demanded 100. I said no, started to take the 40 back, she agreed to nude HJ for 50.

Her idea of nude is to unhook her bra and let me drop the string, hands free to roam, "no kissy". HJ started right away and fast. I said slow down, she went faster. Pop. I took my time getting dressed and was out of there at 40 after the hour, less actually. 15 minutes is generous. Never came so fast in my life, a real pro.

There was another woman there, older, who vaguely resembled a tuna fish. My girl, She-She (probably spelled Si-Si), had a young body and a face of 40+, that is to say in Chinese, in her 50s.

If you like it fast and mechanical, this is it.[/QUOTE]


If the ad said young and beautiful. I would asked wheres the young and beautiful massuese and would have walked out like I've done in the past. This is why these fucking places stay in business. If the place isnt whats advertised WALK THE FUCK OUT!!!!

[QUOTE=Silvio]If the ad said young and beautiful. I would asked wheres the young and beautiful massuese and would have walked out like I've done in the past. This is why these fucking places stay in business. If the place isnt whats advertised WALK THE FUCK OUT!!!![/QUOTE]


Youth is relative. She's younger than me, and her body is better than a lot of 20 yr olds. It's the speed and indifference, the mechanical short time that I object to. Sometimes the mature ones have experience in their favor. This one used her experience to get me in and out as fast as possible and it worked. It was a ripoff. I don't like that.

This place has been in business for 6 weeks. I won't be back.

I drove by the new place discussed on here located on Lincoln between Montrose and Irving Park. It was about 1pm and the place looked like it was closed. No light on, not even the neon "massage" sign in the window. Not sure if it has been closed down already?? I wouldn't be surprised given the neighborhood and the fact that the Alderman's office is literally two blocks down.

Knowing him, I wouldn't be surprised if he and his cronies went in to "check out" the place, "sampled" the services and then had them shut down......what a bunch of scumbags in that Ward!!!

Anyways, if anyone has been there in the past week, please post.

[QUOTE=Silvio]If the ad said young and beautiful. I would asked wheres the young and beautiful massuese and would have walked out like I've done in the past. This is why these fucking places stay in business. If the place isnt whats advertised WALK THE FUCK OUT!!!![/QUOTE]


And another thing, Silvio. You won't have to walk out of this place. I did that for you. That's what this forum is about, helping each other with information about the good and bad places. If I got ripped off, you might to. You have been warned.

I got serviced by Sofia…..pretty, appears to be mid-thirties, only does HE. Asked how old she was, she said 26. Since she looked older than that I asked her what year she was born. She said 1976….not a quick thinker. On the way out I chatted with two friendly and smiling ladies who were sitting on the sofa. One was SeeSee, a gorgeous Asian about 30. I can’t remember the name of the other lady but she’s been there a while, normally looks a bit homely but this time she was wearing make up and had on a sexy black skirt with a split that showed the side of her thigh almost up to her ass. I hardly recognized her at first. By the way, Amy is gone forever—retired at the age of 53.

First Post:

I've been to Senina twice. First time was back in the spring and saw Tannie, massage was amazing and the flip was even better, I actually felt high when I left, the second time was two weeks ago after going to AJ Salon and seeing it was closed (It was only 7pm on a Friday, not sure how early they close) so I took archer to chinatown. This time I got Lucy, massage was too aggressive and painful and the flip was worst. She wanted $ (absurd) I counterd with.2 until she settled for.4 Again, too agressive, not sure if it was an HJ or a stress test. I was sore the whole weekend. I'll repeat at Senina but I'll pass on Lucy next time.

[QUOTE=Mengzi]I got serviced by Sofia…..pretty, appears to be mid-thirties, only does HE. Asked how old she was, she said 26. Since she looked older than that I asked her what year she was born. She said 1976….not a quick thinker. On the way out I chatted with two friendly and smiling ladies who were sitting on the sofa. One was SeeSee, a gorgeous Asian about 30. I can’t remember the name of the other lady but she’s been there a while, normally looks a bit homely but this time she was wearing make up and had on a sexy black skirt with a split that showed the side of her thigh almost up to her ass. I hardly recognized her at first. By the way, Amy is gone forever—retired at the age of 53.[/QUOTE]Sofia does BJ, not that good at all. She a gagger and spitter. Over priced too.

Had Sofia, she does BJ. Wouldn't get nude but pulled tights down to rub. Not real good with skills. She is a gagger and spitter. Saw the older one on the couch, more curious about her. I think she might do more. Also big thing to note, she talk like she did more and charged more but didn't do anything. Very disappointing.

Don't a lot of guys find it hot when a girl gags and spits all over your disco stick? I know I do!

I agree with Sylvio. Dude, you got robbed. It was an obvious, daylight robbery where the robber had a sign on their forehead that said "ROBBER" in bold black letters. You should have walked out. It does a disservice to everyone else that is going to get suckered every second that place stays in business. Guys, gather up your balls, tell them angrily that their ad was a lie, and they wasted your time, and WALK AWAY!

[QUOTE=Paleface]TOFTT in Chinatown today. I saw this ad on CL

Young and beautiful chinese female masseuse, we offering private room for full body massage,

Location: 2163 B. S china pl 2 fl chicago IL

Greeted at the door by a 40 yr old in a sweater, plaid skirt, tights. You want 1/2 hour she said. I agreed. I saw by the clock it was 25 after the hour. I got ready. She came in without the tights. I reached under the skirt, found a string. You tip, she said. Yes. Now, she said. I got up, turn off, gave 40. She demanded 100. I said no, started to take the 40 back, she agreed to nude HJ for 50.

Her idea of nude is to unhook her bra and let me drop the string, hands free to roam, "no kissy". HJ started right away and fast. I said slow down, she went faster. Pop. I took my time getting dressed and was out of there at 40 after the hour, less actually. 15 minutes is generous. Never came so fast in my life, a real pro.

There was another woman there, older, who vaguely resembled a tuna fish. My girl, She-She (probably spelled Si-Si), had a young body and a face of 40+, that is to say in Chinese, in her 50s.

If you like it fast and mechanical, this is it.[/QUOTE]

I've seen a lot of favorable posts about Tropical. But I had a weird experience there which I'll share. This happened a couple of months ago so maybe they've changed their procedure.

Afternoon. I drove past the place. Noticed there was a cop car parked outside about a block down which was a little unexpected. But I parked and walked in. First thing I noticed were two very attractive latinas. One blond, one brunette. Both early 20's, petite, nice bodies, pretty faces. So far, so so so good. Next thing I noticed was a closed circuit camera on the desk focused on the door. Hmmm. Cop outside. CC camera getting video & voice of customers. My spidey senses are starting to go off big time. But I think to myself. They advertise massage. I'm here for a massage. No worries. This is all perfectly legitimate.

The brunette has a glazed look on her face like she just finished smoking a joint, seriously. The blond who was slightly hotter, walks over and says. "What would you like? " I smile & reply "I'd like a massage". She replies, "Well, we really don't do massages here, you know what I'm sayin? I charge $140 for topless. If you really want a massage, this isn't the place". WTF? Negotiating in the lobby? WTF? Since theres a camera 2 feet away and a cop 1 block down, I'm now having a bad vision about ending up on Dateline with Chris Hansen. I reply "Sorry, I just want a massage." At this point, I'm thinking, "this chick is so attractive, a legit massage and table shower would be worth $60+tip. We could talk about the add'l 8 later. But please let's stop this stupid discussion. " Sadly, weirdly, she sticks to her guns. Says if I "just" want a massage, this isn't the place for you. Ended up leaving. Puzzled.

So were they trying to get arrested or just stupid? Has anyone else had this happen at Tropical?

[QUOTE=Lobo Karlov]First Post:

This time I got Lucy, massage was too aggressive and painful and the flip was worst. She wanted $ (absurd) I counterd with.2 until she settled for.4 Again, too agressive, not sure if it was an HJ or a stress test. I was sore the whole weekend. I'll repeat at Senina but I'll pass on Lucy next time.[/QUOTE]I've had Lucy a couple of times and I think she gives a great massage. I like a nice hard one so for me she is very good. She asked for $ from me to, I just laughed it off and gave her a big smile. I told her regular price of .4 and away we went. Next time I saw her I tried her BJ but her skills are there are not up to par.

[QUOTE=Datsurman]Tropical[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you may have dodged a bullet. Those girls are suppose to want to make money, why wouldn't she just give in and take your money and give a bullshit massage? Sounds like she was after something else.

If she was spitting for lube that would be a little better. She was spitting on tissue or towel from choking/gagging. I had her going for about a 20 min BJ. She was tired LOL but since she tricked me into paying for more, I made it worth it. She had to suffer through it til I finished.

[QUOTE=Datsurman]I've seen a lot of favorable posts about Tropical. But I had a weird experience there which I'll share. This happened a couple of months ago so maybe they've changed their procedure.

Afternoon. I drove past the place. Noticed there was a cop car parked outside about a block down which was a little unexpected. But I parked and walked in. First thing I noticed were two very attractive latinas. One blond, one brunette. Both early 20's, petite, nice bodies, pretty faces. So far, so so so good. Next thing I noticed was a closed circuit camera on the desk focused on the door. Hmmm. Cop outside. CC camera getting video & voice of customers. My spidey senses are starting to go off big time. But I think to myself. They advertise massage. I'm here for a massage. No worries. This is all perfectly legitimate.

The brunette has a glazed look on her face like she just finished smoking a joint, seriously. The blond who was slightly hotter, walks over and says. "What would you like? " I smile & reply "I'd like a massage". She replies, "Well, we really don't do massages here, you know what I'm sayin? I charge $140 for topless. If you really want a massage, this isn't the place". WTF? Negotiating in the lobby? WTF? Since theres a camera 2 feet away and a cop 1 block down, I'm now having a bad vision about ending up on Dateline with Chris Hansen. I reply "Sorry, I just want a massage." At this point, I'm thinking, "this chick is so attractive, a legit massage and table shower would be worth $60+tip. We could talk about the add'l 8 later. But please let's stop this stupid discussion. " Sadly, weirdly, she sticks to her guns. Says if I "just" want a massage, this isn't the place for you. Ended up leaving. Puzzled.

So were they trying to get arrested or just stupid? Has anyone else had this happen at Tropical?[/QUOTE]


A point of law about recording audio in Illinois. The reason you don't have a Dateline segment from Illinois is that IL.has one of the strictest(if not the strictest) eavesdropping laws in the USA. BOTH parties of a recording must be aware they are being recorded for it to be legal.

I recently visited Tropical and after the massage I had a conversation with one of the girls. The girl told me the place (along with the place on south western) is owned by some Mexicans. Apparently they put in the surveillance cameras in the place so they could keep up with the girls. Not much more was discussed but she didn't seem to be very happy to be working there.

During the negociations (in the massage room, thank god! ) she quoted the usual LMP ridiculous price to which I commented that it was a ridiculous price. She said "it's not ridiculous if people keep paying it" to which I have to say touche. I know some of these girls are attractive and possibly worth the dough. I still recommend we all must stop overpaying for services at the LMP's!.

[QUOTE=Datsurman]I agree with Sylvio. Dude, you got robbed. It was an obvious, daylight robbery where the robber had a sign on their forehead that said "ROBBER" in bold black letters. You should have walked out. It does a disservice to everyone else that is going to get suckered every second that place stays in business. Guys, gather up your balls, tell them angrily that their ad was a lie, and they wasted your time, and WALK AWAY![/QUOTE]


Okay. Your right. I’m relatively new to this forum and to this hobby. I should have walked out when I found out the girl was not young.

But help me out here, just so I don’t mess up everything for the readers of this forum. What do you call young? And how will I know that they are actually the age you demand, look at her green card?

Remember this. I checked out 2 places this week that have not been reported here, at least not to my knowledge, one had a great massage and was very sympathetic, and the other was indifferent and a complete waste of time and money. I don’t know what “disservice to everyone else that is going to get suckered every second that place stays in business.” I thought I was doing damage to 2163 B. S china pl 2 fl, not to you.

The last time I was there, some 8 to 10 months ago...

Three girls in the front, one was doing the other's hair and the third was watching television.

They were extremely up-front in setting my expectations about the session, then offered a four-hand. I was surprised enough that I said, "Just like that? You make it so plain." They all pretty much said they would prefer to cut to the chase - "everyone here knows why we're here."

On a tight schedule, with more balls than sense, I decided to get the four-hand. I knew better, but as a stripper once told me, doing the right thing is hard when *you* are.

The session concluded without incident, but the service was terrible. I then decided that I would not return. The rush to my wallet, the lack of care, and the total absence of subtlety made the risk to reward factor too unfavorable for me.

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The brunette has a glazed look on her face like she just finished smoking a joint, seriously. The blond who was slightly hotter, walks over and says. "What would you like? " I smile & reply "I'd like a massage". She replies, "Well, we really don't do massages here, you know what I'm sayin? I charge $140 for topless. If you really want a massage, this isn't the place". WTF? Negotiating in the lobby? WTF? Since theres a camera 2 feet away and a cop 1 block down, I'm now having a bad vision about ending up on Dateline with Chris Hansen. I reply "Sorry, I just want a massage." At this point, I'm thinking, "this chick is so attractive, a legit massage and table shower would be worth $60+tip. We could talk about the add'l 8 later. But please let's stop this stupid discussion. " Sadly, weirdly, she sticks to her guns. Says if I "just" want a massage, this isn't the place for you. Ended up leaving. Puzzled.

So were they trying to get arrested or just stupid? Has anyone else had this happen at Tropical?[/QUOTE]

I was in the area and found this place. Everything about the place seemed right. I called and set up an appt. And got a legit massage. Anyone have any info on this place? Maybe I should post on Lombard thread as well.

[QUOTE=Dollar Deals]I Had The Best Visit! After Reviewing Some Of These Reports I Gave The Place A Shot!

The Usual.5, .10, .15.

New Staff Beautiful Latinas Available If I May Say My Self.

They Had 1 Hr Massage $50 Bucks. Showed Me To My Room. Following My Table Shower Were She Washed Me And My Johnson. Very Happy With That. Shortly After She Dryed Me Up And Showed Me To My Room!

Couple Minutes Later She Arrive And Started The Massage Did Good Job Gave Bout 7 Did Great Job On My Back And Legs. Awhile Into The Massage Was The Flip. Were I Was Invited To The Menu Extras. HJ. And Her Top $$80. Had A Great Time. Still Gave Her A Tip Great Massage

Looks: 8

Massage: 9

HJ: 10

Nice B Cup!

Will Definatelly Return!

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Hi Dollar Deals,

I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum, but...

[red][u]Would you please refrain from capitalizing the first letter of EVERY word in your reports![/u][/red]

It's difficult to read, it's time consuming to fix, and it takes you more work to write like that.

On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: [i]Thank You![/i][/QUOTE]Name of the place and location ?