Sharlie was a Class-A cock sucker!
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Sharlie was a Class-A cock sucker!
I have been accused of not being able to take criticism, or weather a joke which was perpetrated at my expense. I have also been accused (and rightly so) of writing long reports with fastidious attention to "salacious" detail and big words. LOL
Fbtom sent me this cartoon by PM, and I just had to share it with you. I know that Tom had no ill intentions in sending me this, but I think it is a riot, and those of you familiar with my writing style may think it a riot as well. Trust me, I am not nearly this "dweeby," but perhaps some may perceive my well-crafted prose as such, and the visage presented may represent my writing approach more than I would normally care to admit. The ironic contrast between mild-mannered professor as "street talker" is what makes this cartoon work. Maybe that's what makes me "work" as well: sucking and fucking SWs like a wild animal, and telling the story like an English teacher on steroids, who reads too much Penthouse Forum, LOL. ;)
As Popeye says, "I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam."
Keep safe out there, and good luck getting what you want. :D
Hey guys,
I'm a rookie in philliy I'm originlly from Tx. But i'm working here in WV long way from home huh? Well just thought I could get steered in the rite direction on some SW action by the way Cockyjar and Super you guys are awsome but PM me if you all want just leting people know Tx is in the house and looking!
I was heading home from a business meeting downtown yesterday. I typically take a SW window shopping tour up the K when this happens, and yesterday was no exception. It was later than I normally troll. In the fall or winter it would have been dark already, but on this long day of early summer, it was still pretty light. On a normal day of trolling I may have picked up any number of the few SWs posted on the Ave, but nothing particularly turned my head.
Unfortunately, I really didn’t have any time for a much preferred long indoor date, and I had resigned myself to the fact that there were no gems to be had this day that might convince me to have an “introductory” car date. I had turned onto Erie, getting ready to turn north to the burbs. Just then I saw a vision waiting for a light on Erie on the opposite side of the street. Megan was blonde, pretty, tall and had a killer body: slim, but lean and lithe as one might expect in a dancer. I was later to discover that she WAS a dancer: a stripper, according to Megan. She was dressed in a nice print top, sexy jean shorts and flip flop sandals.
She tilted her head just enough to have me suspect she was working. Regardless, she was WELL worth trying to find out for sure. I turned onto the street opposite the corner on which she was standing, and pulled over halfway up the block, making sure she saw that I was looking at her. She crossed the street, and hesitated for a moment, looking in my direction. I was thinking that either she was a civilian, or was headed for the Ave, which was just two blocks away. She placed her hand on her hip, and stood there for a few seconds. My guess is that she was contemplating whether she would cross the street, and walk the half block to where I was parked. She finally decided to cross the street, and I saw in my rear view mirror that she was approaching and staring at me in my car.
When she reached me she stood back for a moment, not quite sure that I had stopped for her. I rolled down my passenger side window and motioned for her to approach. She came forward and leaned on my car with her elbows resting on the open window and said, “Can you help me out with some money?” All of a sudden, alarm bells were going off in my head. This was a very odd thing for a SW to say, and the fact that she hadn’t just gotten right in was having me think she looked too good to be true, and might be a decoy. I immediately looked around for possible back-up danger, but there was absolutely nothing in sight. Then I started to think; there was no way this could be a set-up: she hadn’t been posted up on a corner anywhere within view of any back-up; she was just walking down the street; she had walked up to me on a street of my choosing; her hair was off her ears, so there was no possibility of an earpiece; and, I had seen no suspicious movements on foot or by car anywhere nearby. So I just chalked it up to something unusually different, and motioned for her to get in.
Megan (she later said she prefers the shortened version: “Meg”) almost immediately asked me if I was a cop, and slid her hand down my pants to check out the merchandise without even asking permission, not that I cared or minded. Then she pulled down her shorts to reveal a flat, toned, smooth stomach, an attractive belly piercing and a very nicely trimmed pussy. She declared in her cutesy high voice, “Isn’t that a pretty pussy? Touch it.” I certainly thought it looked good, and I didn’t have to be invited twice to give it a good feel.
Meg could have easily passed for 18, but she admitted to being 28. She was 5 feet 11 and weighed 135 pounds. That was a lot of height along which to distribute that weight . Although she was slender, she had substance without an ounce of fat. She said she had been dancing since she was 18, and had been most recently dancing at the Penthouse Club, which is a pretty fancy place. She said you could get anything you wanted there: get sucked, fucked, eat pussy, have two girls, whatever. I said I imagined the prices might be a little high for that, and she giggled and said, “Kinda.” I said I would prefer to find girls just as good on the street, like her, without a middle man, and expensive overhead. She gave me a big smile. I asked her how long she had been trying to make money on the K, and she said two months. Given that she seemed to be nodding off on the drive there, and on the way back, and couldn’t keep her eyes open for the photo shoot (I didn’t manage to get one single shot of her with her eyes open; it reminded me of sleepyhead Carol! LOL), my guess is that she is a heroin junkie or maybe Xannies?, bdecause her body looks very clean. Or, maybe she has just gotten into it and is telling the truth. Fortunately for me, when she got into sucking and fucking she was a wild, hot sex machine.
I asked her on the way if she liked to talk dirty. She gave me a sensually toothy grin and said, “If you like dirty talking, I will have you in heaven, because I love to do it.” I was sold, LOL. I couldn’t get to a good parking place fast enough.
Meg wanted to know what we were going to do and the fee, but there was no hustle. The rates she quoted were quite reasonable, even by K standards, and most certainly for a prime SW like her. I was SO wishing I had time for a long indoor date, because I would have had this luscious piece of ass suck me and fuck me dry as the Sahara. She was very animated and lively, and I just knew that she was going to be a fun suck. I was even considering fucking her, and, you have to know how good she looked and acted for me to even flirt with that idea, because I hate fucking in the cramped quarters of my car like a horny teenager.
We found a secluded place and I got some shots of her, especially that nice fuckin’ puss. When she started sucking my cock she devoured it like it was her last meal. I told her to slow down: to take my cock all the way down, and swirl her tongue around the base, and then to suck it sloppily all the way back up to the tip. She followed these instructions so well that I was transfixed in her BJ. It felt so good I didn’t even have the presence of mind or the desire to snap any BJ shots. Sorry, fellas. I will miss not having them for reminders as well.
She would “pop” of the top of my dick, and lick all the way down the shaft, and lick my balls before licking all the way back up the shaft. Then she would slowly plunge down on it again to repeat the down and up cycle. All the while she was fluttering her tongue, and I could feel her tongue stud lapping against my cock and balls. This felt SO awesome! I came in a huge gush and I could tell she was having trouble catching it all. Some sprayed down all over her lips, chin and tits, and my thighs and car seats. She quickly leaned over to spit it out the window, like she had a mouth full of poison, LOL. I get a more perverse thrill out of that sometimes than when they swallow your load.
I offered the additional fee to fuck. She looked at me and asked if I would be able to cum again. I said that with her face, body and that delectable pussy, that it would be absolutely NO problem. She said she didn’t have any condoms with her. I find that many SWs do that. My take is that they prefer to do BJs rather than fuck. I mean, being a SW without a rubber is like being a mechanic without a wrench. In any event, I always carry my own supply. In no time she had sucked me hard again. I slid into the passenger seat to avoid the steering wheel. She mounted me CG style and started to pound away on me. Her legs were so long that she had to stick them up in the air on either side of the head rest. I don’t know if her claim to being a former stripper was true, but she sure was flexible for a long-legged girl. She was like a really tall spinner! OMG, did this girl like to FUCK! She rode me like a bucking bronco, screaming and squealing, and letting out a string of the dirty talk she knew would press my buttons. “Fuck me Daddy! Fuck me good. I’m your cum girlie. Give me your cum. Shoot it into my hot wet cu*nt. FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” She rode me for a good 10-15 minutes before I busted a REALLY hard nut. FUCK, that felt good! But, a few minutes afterward I was already wishing I had the time to fuck this SW nympho for hours. No matter, I got her digits and I plan to hook up with her again soon. As a former stripper and natural exhibitionist, I thought she might find a discussion of my photographic “props” interesting, and I was quite right. Her eyes lit up when I mentioned lacy black gloves, lacy black boy-cut panties, handcuffs, restraints, pacifiers, ball gags and a stuffed animal (the “cum piggie,” LOL). Until then.
Ratings: While I usually don’t like car dates nor tend to rate them very highly, this was a rare exception. Meg was absolutely outstanding in every possible way: face (some overlookable blemishes on a very cute face), body, BJ, fucking, attitude and overall experience. She is obviously VERY repeatable and I very much look forward to doing so on a very long indoor date with a proper photo shoot and plenty of fucking and sucking. YMMV, but I would be hard pressed to see how any experience with Meg could be a bad one.
Absolutely the cutest face and titties. Gotta love the tongue stud ring as well. And, what a fuckin' pussy!
Wow, Meg is very attractive! I'd love to have a photo shoot with her someday.
Nice find and report! If the location is where I think it is, I find it a funny location to find her, as I rarely see anyone walking in that area.
The member who made a negative comment here about Meg was banned from the forum for making a number of off-topic and otherwise worthless posts in my New Jersey thread as well as here. I was unable to completely erase this post so I edited it to delete his comment and my reply.
[QUOTE=Fbtom]Wow, Meg is very attractive! I'd love to have a photo shoot with her someday.
Nice find and report! If the location is where I think it is, I find it a funny location to find her, as I rarely see anyone walking in that area.[/QUOTE]
Yes, Meg is both cute and has a long, lean smokin' bod. If you are a leg man, you couldn't do much better. Good legs usually wind up connected to good asses, and Meg's was no exception. She didn't have big tits, but they were perky with little eraser nipples, just enough to pinch, stretch and suck. She was definitely an exhibitionist, and loved to pose for the camera. My only complaint there was that she seemed to want to keep her eyes closed. Hopefully next time I will get some shots with her eyes wide open because they are very pretty.
You are correct that the pick-up location was unusual. I have never seen a SW in that area before. I only saw her because I happened to be traveling in that direction and not because I was trolling. My first strong suspicion was that she had to be a civvie, but there was just something about that little tilt of her head when she saw me staring at her that alerted my SW radar. This street instinct has served me well in approaching quite a few gals I otherwise might have written off as not working. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
CookyJar, I was just perusing your reprisal lineup of past outdoor SW photo subjects, and several things occurred to me:
1. Kudos for the many interesting and varied shots, locations and SW models and the innovative posing direction and use of light and shadow.
2. I see that relatively few of the SWs we have reported on and photographed are exactly the same. This is quite remarkable, considering the extensive mongering and pic taking that we both obviously do. It is a commentary on the very diverse array and sheer volume of SW talent available in the Philly area that there isn't much more overlap between us.
3. I only recognize two of the SWs that you have photographed outdoors to be SWs that I have also dated and photographed: Camille from Camden and Red Headed Jackie from the K. I know both are still around because I have seen both recently. I have not even spotted any of the others recently, or within the past year for that matter. Can you or anyone else report any recent dates or sightings of any of the others?:
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[QUOTE= Fun Cowboy]I've got to say that I'm jealous of the quality of SWs in the Phily area. Occansionally, I've found some real gems, but most are pretty skanky looking[/QUOTE]They are [b]SWs[/b], not prom queens! Some will be gems and some will be skanks. Sometimes you can't tell the difference until you get their clothes off and have to TOFFT, and just decide to settle for a BJ, or maybe just pics of a skank to avoid.
There is one thing for sure: we are blessed here in the Philly area with a large quantity of SWs, many of whom are high quality gems by any standard.
[QUOTE= Misfit]What happens to a SW who does not wear her seatbelt in an accident?
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/a...chmentid=104194[/url][/QUOTE]ROFLMWAO!
I always did like this position for a photo. I just didn't know you had to stage an accident to get it! :D
[QUOTE=Supereloquent]They are [b]SWs[/b], not prom queens! Some will be gems and some will be skanks.[/QUOTE]Please keep educating members about this and never, never tire. I promise I will do my part in educating members also. This forum should be about sharing Intel on all SW's-not just the gems.
I would never tell anyone who or what they should find attractive. However I do believe that members that are not so picky, members that can see quality's in a less then perfect SW are the members that have the best time on the K or on any stroll.
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[QUOTE= Jerseymonger1]Has anyone seen Maryland Jen, she has been MIA from the "K" since 2003.[/QUOTE]2003? Are you fucking kidding me? Many of the SWs posted in [b]2009[/b] aren't even around any more! The K seems to be a revolving door: new SWs arriving, and other SWs departing almost monthly. There are VERY FEW old standbys left from as little as one or two years ago, let alone seven years ago! One human year equals about seven years for a dog. One year probably equals at least that for a SW on the K. Seven "K" years ago?: almost a lifetime!
[QUOTE= Bond 007]...to my amazement it was Steffany I have not seen her in years. She told me she had been clean for 23 months and was as of last night out for a dabbling, all I can say is a big gril now if you like them.[/QUOTE]I remember Steffany well. She used to wear a distinctive tan knit hat in the winter that had a peak. You could spot it for a block. She always had a little paunch at her belly, but was a cute gal with nice tits and ass.
[QUOTE= Bond 007]Big grab her now, if she starts that stemfast diet it won't take her long to.
Get back to her rockstar weight. For old time sakes we headed to a near buy.
10 spot. Steff can still suck cock with the best of them, but she was a better blast in the past.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/a...achmentid=22249[/url][/QUOTE]She used to hang out at the southern end of the stroll. I picked her up there a number of times in the past to go for car dates, or to visit a certain 10 spot house we all know about in that vicinity. She always did a great BJ or FS. According to your report she now hangs at the north end, and is still a good cock sucker, but just slightly off her former more excellent game.
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I picked up Kimberly Sunday a week ago down by Huntington Station. ...She had a strange affect which I attributed to late night partying. She didn't talk much and gave short, terse answers to any questions I asked. And she occasionally would erupt into spontaneous laughter for no apparent reason. When I would ask her what was so funny she would say "you know," as if I was privy to the mad carousel spinning in the her head. "No I don't know" I replied and she would fall back into silence again. After we arrived and jumped into the back seat and undressed I have to admit she has a nice little body on her. Her BBBJ was horrible and I told her several times what a H/H entailed but to no avail. At that point I just wanted to finish up and get her back to the Ave. Sex was so-so but that might have been a result of my mind set at that moment. GET IT OVER WITH and GET HER BACK. The experience truly s--ked, no pun intended. After reading Cooky's previous post and some others I am of the opinion she should be avoided. YMMV of course. I saw again this past Friday as I was waiting for another girl and she wanted to get in the car. I lowered my window and told her I wouldn't date again and why. She just shrugged and walked off. I guess the complaint window was closed and the suggestion box full.[/QUOTE]When you hear something bad once or twice about a SW, sometimes you can turn her around by giving her the feedback to see if she is motivated to improve. IMHO this gal is just too wasted most of the time to even WANT to improve. Whatever she is flying on, she is in her own little world. Too bad, because she is young and cute and has a nice bod. She could make some decent money on the Ave and have a few good regulars.
I have picked her up twice now. The first time she was babbling on about something, and I just gave her a few bucks and let her out. The only thing that was carrying her was her looks. I gave her a second chance, but it was the same deal. This chicklet is just in la-la land. I am glad I never actually took her on a date because, from what I have read, she gives bad head and her fucking is hit or miss.
I used to think any SW would be willing to turn things around if she were aware of her bad rep. If nothing else, it cuts deeply into her ability to feed her habit. But this may be one instance where, although not dangerous, this SW may be well worth avoiding until and unless she makes some MAJOR changes!