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[QUOTE=Originalwook;1231389]You use to be able to purchase a wrist band for $10 that allowed you entry into the rooms all night long without having to repay each trip. Guess they figured out that they were losing money with it so they did away with it or so I have been told.[/QUOTE]In the YS ad in the June issue of "Nightmoves," the club was advertising a $20 wristband for Sundays.
[QUOTE=Hidell;1231685]In the YS ad in the June issue of "Nightmoves," the club was advertising a $20 wristband for Sundays.[/QUOTE]Right before they "did away" with the bands they were $25 a piece for unlimited trips to the back. Depending on who the manager is, they still had them but literally it depended on who the manager was and how well they liked you. I rarely went back (been a couple months since I've been to YS) more than twice per trip so I stopped asking about them.
Then again way back when the $10 fee was per girl, so you could go back with, say, Heather (in days of yore) dance a few. Go out front and if you wanted to go back again with Heather, the fee you originally paid still applied.
Though if the club is offering $20 wrist bands, what they're really doing is betting you won't go back with three dancers (just one, they make $10 free and on two it's a push).
Hello, Tampa guys. I live in Miami and I'll been in Tampa soon. There's a cute little Asian stripper that goes by the name Gucci. Says she lives in Tampa but comes down to Miami to dance every couple of months at Tootsies. Does anyone know which club she dances at in Tampa? I would love to see her while I'm there. You'll know it's her because she has the letter G shaven into her pubic hair.
Visited Dollhouse few weeks back. Overall a great experience. Dancers weren't too pushy, and overall a good portion of them were lookers. Especially loved the Russian chicks (sober one was the cutest overall, but the drunk one was the hottest). Would have loved to spend more time with the cute one, but she was nowhere to be seen after the first dance. Guess drunky took over her turf LOL!
Visited Ybor Strip tonight, and had an unusually open schedule. So I settled in for a long visit with several ladies.
Erica. Maybe part Hispanic, round ass, nice girl, been there for years but wants to be in charge and wanted. She tried to give me some sort of stripper order about getting a dance. Which promptly led me to dispatch her for someone more submissive. To her credit she understood the vibe, gave me the run down and fetched the girl of my choice.
Jenna. Was that girl. 25ish, short blond hair, terrific real tits, shaved box and gives a very, very good dance. Not sexy or passionate, just young and dirty and compliant. Did 8ish songs, and despite her best efforts she is simply not dirty enough for my taste. She got dirtier the more filthy shit I said. So she get's big points there. Special note. I could smell her vag from a few inches away, which I don't mind. But all my gear needs a real good washing after our encounter.
Isabella. Very petite Cuban girl, who speaks marginal English. Maybe 105 pounds, no tits to speak of, but a spectacular little ass. Ok dance, tried hard, but the language gap prevented the faux intimacy I am so fond of.
Ava. Prettiest girl in the club. Half Italian, half Greek. We talked for like 30 minutes, and she is a genius on the dancer intellect scale. Seemed way too nice and genuine to get me anywhere near I wanted to be. I tipped her 20 bones for hanging out, and we had a frank conversation about her being too nice for my working girl loving ways. Actually a refreshing girl.
Irish / Ireland. Whatever the fuck her name is. Late 30s red head, very aggressive. I got a dance from her a while back and remembered it as mechanical and uneventful. Just going through the motions as an only an old pro can. Hilariously she filled me in on her soon to be launched record label and some "you know, things coming up with my investor". Who the fuck buys any of that nonsense from a stripper?
Regardless, she was kinda pissed when I explained my recollection of the last meeting. I don't think we're friends anymore.
Wrapped up the night with one more dance on the 3 for 50 special. The lucky lady was.
Kelsey. Decent bodied New Orleans native. Couple extra pounds, but a tiny ass and the best shave job in the house. I noticed her onstage, and she had that slutty "check out my holes" kind of vibe, so I committed my last few bucks to her. Best time of the night. My hands liberally explored her, and she responded well to anything I asked of her. Big finish with 2 in one hole, and my thumb in the other.
Having just relocated back to Tampa from up north, YS remains a favorite of mine. Also visited Emporers earlier in the week and got a solid dance from a fake titted, fake tanned hottie named Nicole. Limited touching, but gym rat firm, and worth it in my book.
[QUOTE=Packetman;1234999]Irish / Ireland. Whatever the fuck her name is. Late 30s red head, very aggressive. I got a dance from her a while back and remembered it as mechanical and uneventful. Just going through the motions as an only an old pro can. Hilariously she filled me in on her soon to be launched record label and some "you know, things coming up with my investor". Who the fuck buys any of that nonsense from a stripper?[/QUOTE]For the record it is Ireland and she has been spewing that record label crap for a couple of years now. Just like her 'retirement' plans. That was suppose to have happened long ago too. Did you notice her voice? No matter how loud the music is, you can hear her cackle over it. Her laugh makes me think of the witch from The Wizard of Oz!
[QUOTE=Originalwook;1235400]For the record it is Ireland and she has been spewing that record label crap for a couple of years now. Just like her 'retirement' plans. That was suppose to have happened long ago too. Did you notice her voice? No matter how loud the music is, you can hear her cackle over it. Her laugh makes me think of the witch from The Wizard of Oz![/QUOTE]Ireland has never been a favorite of mine, sure she was ok looking, way back then. It's her personality that rubbed me the wrong way. Pushy little be*tch. Just one man's opinion YMMV.
Nice review! I loved the description of all of the players. It had a Mel Kiper draft day feel.
[QUOTE=Packetman; 1234999]Visited Ybor Strip tonight, and had an unusually open schedule. So I settled in for a long visit with several ladies.
Erica. Maybe part Hispanic, round ass, nice girl, been there for years but wants to be in charge and wanted. She tried to give me some sort of stripper order about getting a dance. Which promptly led me to dispatch her for someone more submissive. To her credit she understood the vibe, gave me the run down and fetched the girl of my choice.
Jenna. Was that girl. 25ish, short blond hair, terrific real tits, shaved box and gives a very, very good dance. Not sexy or passionate, just young and dirty and compliant. Did 8ish songs, and despite her best efforts she is simply not dirty enough for my taste. She got dirtier the more filthy shit I said. So she get's big points there. Special note. I could smell her vag from a few inches away, which I don't mind. But all my gear needs a real good washing after our encounter.
Isabella. Very petite Cuban girl, who speaks marginal English. Maybe 105 pounds, no tits to speak of, but a spectacular little ass. Ok dance, tried hard, but the language gap prevented the faux intimacy I am so fond of.
Ava. Prettiest girl in the club. Half Italian, half Greek. We talked for like 30 minutes, and she is a genius on the dancer intellect scale. Seemed way too nice and genuine to get me anywhere near I wanted to be. I tipped her 20 bones for hanging out, and we had a frank conversation about her being too nice for my working girl loving ways. Actually a refreshing girl.
Irish / Ireland. Whatever the fuck her name is. Late 30s red head, very aggressive. I got a dance from her a while back and remembered it as mechanical and uneventful. Just going through the motions as an only an old pro can. Hilariously she filled me in on her soon to be launched record label and some "you know, things coming up with my investor". Who the fuck buys any of that nonsense from a stripper?
Regardless, she was kinda pissed when I explained my recollection of the last meeting. I don't think we're friends anymore.
Wrapped up the night with one more dance on the 3 for 50 special. The lucky lady was.
Kelsey. Decent bodied New Orleans native. Couple extra pounds, but a tiny ass and the best shave job in the house. I noticed her onstage, and she had that slutty "check out my holes" kind of vibe, so I committed my last few bucks to her. Best time of the night. My hands liberally explored her, and she responded well to anything I asked of her. Big finish with 2 in one hole, and my thumb in the other.
Having just relocated back to Tampa from up north, YS remains a favorite of mine. Also visited Emporers earlier in the week and got a solid dance from a fake titted, fake tanned hottie named Nicole. Limited touching, but gym rat firm, and worth it in my book.[/QUOTE]
I love the draft idea. We can stage the combine at my House, and I will be the lapdance dummy!
As for Ireland and her retirement / record label idiocy, it's genuinely difficult to be so damn annoying as to become legendary but she has done it.
On another YS note. Anyone know the whereabouts of "Heather", very pretty petite read head with a cursive name (Terry maybe?) tattooed above her snatch?
[QUOTE=Dave Pizman;1235513]Nice review! I loved the description of all of the players. It had a Mel Kiper draft day feel.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Packetman; 1235632]As for Ireland and her retirement / record label idiocy, it's genuinely difficult to be so damn annoying as to become legendary but she has done it.
Snatch?[/QUOTE]Ireland, I'm not a fan. Poor skills + she stained my pants and swore it could not have been her because "I don't bleed" is she some kind of golem?
[QUOTE=Packetman; 1235632]I love the draft idea. We can stage the combine at my House, and I will be the lapdance dummy!
As for Ireland and her retirement / record label idiocy, it's genuinely difficult to be so damn annoying as to become legendary but she has done it.
On another YS note. Anyone know the whereabouts of "Heather", very pretty petite read head with a cursive name (Terry maybe?) tattooed above her snatch?[/QUOTE]Last time I spoke to Heather at YS, and it has been a while, she said that she was going to dance at the Mons.
[QUOTE=Originalwook;1235914]Last time I spoke to Heather at YS, and it has been a while, she said that she was going to dance at the Mons.[/QUOTE]I saw Heather at YS last Saturday. She said she usually works Fridays, but she was called in Saturday days. She gained about 10 pounds, but she still looks sexy. Best bet: catch her on Fridays days.
BTW, the cursive writing is now a butterfly.
[QUOTE=Asock Fan;1235756]Ireland, I'm not a fan. Poor skills + she stained my pants and swore it could not have been her because "I don't bleed" is she some kind of golem?[/QUOTE]Ireland's dances are OK, but nothing that I would repeat. She also had been using the retirement line for years and I've known her for about 2 years. I ask her when she will retire. The line is usually "soon, we've got a lot of new things happening at the record company!" After hearing the same line several times, I just stop asking her about her retirement.
Does anyone know if Layla is still at Ybor Strip?
Here's a review of YS from tuscl. Net dated 7/16. Is the club really going down?
"I agree with the last reviewer, this place now sucks and is not worth visiting. Stopped in yesterday and saw heather who used to be a pretty good dance it was a total waste of time adn money. Aparently Bob Buckhorn has put the fear into these clubs of starting up the raids again like in the late 90's. He is warning the clubs to clean up thier act. Heather mentioned that they sat down all the girls and basically said no touching the pussy and both feet must be on the floor at all times or the dancer will be fired. This place is now not worth comming to the hood anymore, if I want a no touching dance I will go to a higher end club. This place will probabally continue to lose business."