I saw the ad for this place in CL and decided to check it out (because it is pretty close). It's in East Windsor and it advertises a $95 4 hand special. I called first and they told me to come in at a particular time for the 4 hander. I asked if an appointment was needed (a bad sign if true). The stereotypical Asian woman's voice told me in broken English (Engrish) that appointment no needed. Great. I actually showed up at my appointed time and found the place small, conspicuously located (across the street from road construction with a CT cop directing traffic) and with a 90 year old guy sitting in the hallway containing the massage rooms. Looked clean but quite small. No mamasan and since I did not want to talk about the roaring 20's or the real Great Depression and did not feel like scoring some V from the great grandpa, I left to go across the street for a milkshake at Jake's. Yeah- not on my usual high protein, low-carb diet, but I am pretty buff and can afford a dietary indiscretion on some occasions.
I go back in about 15 minutes and the place is now completely empty. I listen carefully to hear if the nonagenarian is in one of the rooms have his defibrillator interrogated by a hot Asian vixen. I hear nothing. Either no action or he has already flatlined. I decide to leave before CSI or the medical examiner arrives.
What the fuck is up with this place anyway? Might have enjoyed a 4 hand release (if that is even possible there).
I went up north and across the river to meet up with Lucy. She is cute and provides a predictably nice experience which includes rubbing her oiled body all over mine (a service which she promises me she will do only for me- and with panties still on). Still, worth the nice massage and granite-hard boner she gives me when she does it. Emptied my wallet and my, well, you know.
I tried to get the first report on the E Windsor AMP. Hell! I guess I did. Not much to say.
I want a local AMP that will have bikini babes and a full service. Please! Isn't anyone out there listening?
