Massage Parlor Reports

MP3 doesn't seem to work for me :(. Is relax an AMP? Where is it located around? PM me if you can't post the info

I just want to make sure I've been doing this right- when you pay for full service thats the the 'tip' right? You don't pay for the massage, pay for the full service, then tip after all that do you?

[QUOTE=Ashmartha]Just visited May again at relax. Although I got FS the last couple times, I wanted something new and special. Wow, I had a car date with her after the business closed. She and I spent more than 30 minutes in my Van. She has a nice gorgeous body, firm B cup breast, and tight ass all in one nice package. Wow, the best I like is when she moaned (I recorded with my blackberry). Definitely will repeat this great experience.

[url]http://www.freewebs.com/marthaa/may.mp3[/url][/QUOTE]

Had a taste for Latin the other day, but ended up with Korean. Mediocre TS with Cindy. She used the scrubby thing and then her hands once she lathered me up. Stayed away from the boys, rinsed me off, towel dried me and sent me off to the sauna. After about five minutes it was time for the therapy. I went with a light touch. Within a couple of minutes she was rubbing the tension away and I was outta there in about 25 minutes total. Not the best value, but I may go back if I can schedule with someone else.

[QUOTE=Deizel5]MP3 doesn't seem to work for me...[/QUOTE]
For whatever reason, the link takes you back to the same USASG page you're already on. Try copying and pasting the link in your address bar. It worked for me.

BTW, now that's what I call some good recon work Ashmartha.


On an unrelated note, earlier this week I checked out City Massage Sauna Center on the 500 block of W. 31st. They've been advertising on CL. I walked in and saw a shitload of what looked like hospital beds right out in the open in the lobby. Thankfully that's not where the massages take place. I was led to the back room by a petite Asian woman. The walls in the room did not go all the way to the ceiling. Massage was pretty typical of area AMP's. Once she got the hint that I wanted something more, she went to work while I was still on my stomach. On the flip, got access to first her top, then she lowered her undies and showed me the goods. In short order I was tasting clam. That lasted a little while but she climbed off before I would've liked. She finished me, cleaned me up and got me a cup of water. All in all a decent experience. Just one more place for mongering.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]For whatever reason, the link takes you back to the same USASG page you're already on. Try copying and pasting the link in your address bar. It worked for me.

BTW, now that's what I call some good recon work Ashmartha.

On an unrelated note, earlier this week I checked out City Massage Sauna Center on the 500 block of W. 31st. They've been advertising on CL. I walked in and saw a shitload of what looked like hospital beds right out in the open in the lobby. Thankfully that's not where the massages take place. I was led to the back room by a petite Asian woman. The walls in the room did not go all the way to the ceiling. Massage was pretty typical of area AMP's. Once she got the hint that I wanted something more, she went to work while I was still on my stomach. On the flip, got access to first her top, then she lowered her undies and showed me the goods. In short order I was tasting clam. That lasted a little while but she climbed off before I would've liked. She finished me, cleaned me up and got me a cup of water. All in all a decent experience. Just one more place for mongering. [/QUOTE]You probbaly had Coco/ Michelle who used to work at Best Nails and Oriental Spa on N. Harlem.

I had tha same expereince earlier in the week and got oral both ways for a very decent fee, but I have known her for a long time. If you go, don't bother with the table shower as it is not worth the $15 extra. It is short for a Chinese TS and only lasted about 5 minutes. But wait! Maybe she was in a hurry to get me in the room. Yeah baby! That was it!

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]
On an unrelated note, earlier this week I checked out City Massage Sauna Center on the 500 block of W. 31st. They've been advertising on CL. I walked in and saw a shitload of what looked like hospital beds right out in the open in the lobby. [/QUOTE]

You probably saw Coco, anyone who has been around AMPs will know her. However, be mindful as to how many cameras are in that place. Not a good experience for anyone remotely paranoid... hehe!

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]For whatever reason, the link takes you back to the same USASG page you're already on. Try copying and pasting the link in your address bar. It worked for me.

BTW, now that's what I call some good recon work Ashmartha.


On an unrelated note, earlier this week I checked out City Massage Sauna Center on the 500 block of W. 31st. They've been advertising on CL. I walked in and saw a shitload of what looked like hospital beds right out in the open in the lobby. Thankfully that's not where the massages take place. I was led to the back room by a petite Asian woman. The walls in the room did not go all the way to the ceiling. Massage was pretty typical of area AMP's. Once she got the hint that I wanted something more, she went to work while I was still on my stomach. On the flip, got access to first her top, then she lowered her undies and showed me the goods. In short order I was tasting clam. That lasted a little while but she climbed off before I would've liked. She finished me, cleaned me up and got me a cup of water. All in all a decent experience. Just one more place for mongering.[/QUOTE]Sorry dont know if the first reply went thru.

You probably had Coco/Michelle who used to work at Best Nails and Oriental on Harlem. I had her earlier in the week and got oral both ways for a very decent fee. I have know her for a long time tho.

Dont bother with the TS as it was only 5 minutes and not worth it. $15 for that.

Decided to stop reading on start mongering at the AMP's. The streets are dry. Went in and saw Alice, she had a towel on and said her pants were wet and asked if I mind. Of course not. Went into a room that was clean, asked if they had a shower and she said yes and asked if I wanted to use it after I told her that was fine. I took the advice of fellow mongers and didn't put the towel on, she walked in and didn't say anything, she did put the towel over half my ass. I knew this was a good sign. Gave a really good massage and spent a lot of time on my ass, so I knew on the flip I was all good. So on the flip she asked if I wanted more, she asked if I ever been there and I said no like a rookie.DAMN She said $ for BJ, I laughed at her and said are you must be crazy. I told her the standard .4 for a HJ. Ended with .5, she pulled up her top to let me play, then complained that I pulled to hard. Then she told me that she gets mad when a guy plays with them the wrong way. I laughed and just stayed away. She still had that towel on, but I could tell that there was no ass under. Finish was good, and shower area was clean. She told me that the other girl is conservative and if I return and get her, just tell her to come get her when she finish the massage and she will finish me off. She said she would tip her, that's nice teamwork don't you think.

Next stop Zeus.

[QUOTE=Enderwiggen]For those here that dont have access to TER or MReview, I have put up two reviews of United, and Relax. Seniors PM me for info, I am cusrious if anyone has EVER gotten FS from United. I have yet to. Solid service though.[/QUOTE]Hey, I have access to ter but can't find the reports you posted. Any tip is appreciated.

[QUOTE=Confucius]You probbaly had Coco/ Michelle who used to work at Best Nails and Oriental Spa on N. Harlem.

I had tha same expereince earlier in the week and got oral both ways for a very decent fee, but I have known her for a long time. If you go, don't bother with the table shower as it is not worth the $15 extra. It is short for a Chinese TS and only lasted about 5 minutes. But wait! Maybe she was in a hurry to get me in the room. Yeah baby! That was it![/QUOTE]
That makes sense. She told me she remembered me but I couldn't place her.

Ditto on the table shower.

Alright so who posted the Relax ad with the MP3?

Huh -- I went in there about a year ago (when they first opened) and saw all those robot auto-massage machines. There were no signs that you could get a massage from a live person, just a dude handing out fliers about the machines.

I did get back to Alice's last week and received a massage from Mary. She's not much to look at, but she gives a great technical massage, and I did not have to negotiate for a .3 HR. Another stamp on my card, too.

Cherry, who also gives a fine massage, is still working there.

I was looking throught the CL therapeutic section and came across an ad for Mercy. I had to laugh. There's the masseuse in her white lab coat with the obligatory anatomy chart on the wall. I don't think I've ever been to an AMP yet that had an anatomy chart where I didn't get serviced. I think that it's just a prop to make these places look more legit. I would love to quiz one of these girls on the chart. I'm sure it would be comical.

Anyone know of any MPs with black women giving massages?

[QUOTE=Steven Lynn]Anyone know of any MPs with black women giving massages?[/QUOTE]

[url]www.andalusiaspa.com/[/url]

As always, YMMV.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]I was looking throught the CL therapeutic section and came across an ad for Mercy. I had to laugh. There's the masseuse in her white lab coat with the obligatory anatomy chart on the wall. I don't think I've ever been to an AMP yet that had an anatomy chart where I didn't get serviced. I think that it's just a prop to make these places look more legit. I would love to quiz one of these girls on the chart. I'm sure it would be comical.[/QUOTE]With the lab coat parted who knows where is LEFT hand is!