Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;2970839]I HOPE I'm not guilty of bragging about stupid shit.[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure we're all guilty of posting stupid shit at one time or another. In fact if we all posted in generalities this would be a pretty boring site. We like and need to hear specifics. But I (like many here) was around 5, 6, 7 yrs ago when it seemed like every week a shop or 2 was being closed down. And sometimes there would be reports in/on the news exposing shops that were busted from info that specifically was taken from this site. But it survived and so have we.

From those lessons and other nuggets I've learned from those who have cum before me, (haha), personally I've learned to tone it down or use pm's. Unless of course I'm ready to burn a bridge, then it's open season.

Posted this in the MP forum, but in case others don't follow that area figured I post here too as these places occasionally are discussed in both forums.

Don't get a chance to partake often, and had been trying to figure out where to go with all of the "news" in the NW and Western burbs the past few weeks. Was a bit reluctant to try somewhere knew but had an itch that had to be scratched so I decided to take a flyer on M2 as there hasn't been much talk of it lately, quoted standard rate for the hour and was lead into a room. Have made previous trips to the more known and discussed places in the MP / BG area and last year I TOFTT at the 77 place close by and let's just say that I wasn't going to repeat as I didn't feel any better walking out than when I walked in, although I think I've seen a report here and there of others having a bit of luck.

MT at M2 walks in and is on the thin side which was good, but that's where the good ended. Had just an odd look facially and appeared to be easily 55+ to me, which means she was probably that +10 years. Disappointed at the draw and hopes dashed, she excused herself from the room for a minute and told me to undress. Decided I just couldn't do it nor did I want to try and see if there was anything there behind door #2 and when she came back I said I'm sorry but I have to go and walked. Felt a bit bad and it's the first time I've walked but wasn't going to waste my opportunity on that.

Back at square one and not familiar with anything North of there, I figured I'd head over to Lux which has been good to me in the past, drew Lee last time there and it was just okay. Decent relaxing massages but never got any of the MTs at Lux that would make the grade at late great Sky1. Was lead into the room and MMS told me to wait a minute. Ugh - maybe this just isn't meant to be. Came back and said 40 minute wait for one of the other girls at which point I was ready to walk again but she begged me to stay and said she would give me the TS and start the massage until other one of the other girls was ready, promised other girls were young and pretty and I would like. Although older than I was hoping my MT would be, she was very much in shape so at this point I figured fuck it, let's roll the dice and if I got a grandma or something I didn't like I would just take the massage and call it a night as it was getting late. Nice TS, properly cleaned after a long day and she was very pleasant to talk to making small talk and joking around. On to the massage itself and it was one of the best I've had in a long, long time. Very strong hands for a smaller woman and it's very evident that when she said she works out two hours a day she wasn't kidding. Good technique and got kinks out I didn't even know I had. Would return just for that.

Had a few interruptions as other mongers came in and she had to get them to a room, but that was understandable and not that big of a deal and she also checked to see how much longer until one of the other MTs was ready (apologies if anyone else may have gotten a bit rushed). Took a play from Bob's playbook and offered her a massage to kill some time and gain some favor with her and she agreed but "only for 3 minutes, other girl almost ready" and put some effort into it to return the favor of her giving me a great massage. She was very appreciative and said next time if I wanted she'd give me a massage again even though she doesn't really do that but with that technique she had she may not do it now but had at some point in her life.

Other MT finally knocks on the door and Wendy steps out to talk to her to inform her of where we are in the massage. Quick goodbye to her and hello to Hannah who was younger (guessing 35-40) and probably a 6 max on the AMP scale. Not a spinner by any stretch nor a BBW. Somewhere in between but a little bigger than I hoped. Spent the rest of the hour with Hannah and walked out of there feeling much better and left a standard tip.

Apologies for the long post, and hope I didn't post anything out of line but wanted to provide as much general info to help others as I could as there hasn't been much reporting in the MP forum lately.

Jack.

[QUOTE=Buckeyebrent;2972559]Can you tell me the location?[/QUOTE]That isn't proper first-ever post material. As they say, RTFF's.

[QUOTE=JacksPlat499;2974390]Posted this in the MP forum, but in case others don't follow that area figured I post here too as these places occasionally are discussed in both forums.

Don't get a chance to partake often, and had been trying to figure out where to go with all of the "news" in the NW and Western burbs the past few weeks. Was a bit reluctant to try somewhere knew but had an itch that had to be scratched so I decided to take a flyer on M2 as there hasn't been much talk of it lately, quoted standard rate for the hour and was lead into a room. Have made previous trips to the more known and discussed places in the MP / BG area and last year I TOFTT at the 77 place close by and let's just say that I wasn't going to repeat as I didn't feel any better walking out than when I walked in, although I think I've seen a report here and there of others having a bit of luck.

MT at M2 walks in and is on the thin side which was good, but that's where the good ended. Had just an odd look facially and appeared to be easily 55+ to me, which means she was probably that +10 years. Disappointed at the draw and hopes dashed, she excused herself from the room for a minute and told me to undress. Decided I just couldn't do it nor did I want to try and see if there was anything there behind door #2 and when she came back I said I'm sorry but I have to go and walked. Felt a bit bad and it's the first time I've walked but wasn't going to waste my opportunity on that.

Back at square one and not familiar with anything North of there, I figured I'd head over to Lux which has been good to me in the past, drew Lee last time there and it was just okay. Decent relaxing massages but never got any of the MTs at Lux that would make the grade at late great Sky1. Was lead into the room and MMS told me to wait a minute. Ugh - maybe this just isn't meant to be. Came back and said 40 minute wait for one of the other girls at which point I was ready to walk again but she begged me to stay and said she would give me the TS and start the massage until other one of the other girls was ready, promised other girls were young and pretty and I would like. Although older than I was hoping my MT would be, she was very much in shape so at this point I figured fuck it, let's roll the dice and if I got a grandma or something I didn't like I would just take the massage and call it a night as it was getting late. Nice TS, properly cleaned after a long day and she was very pleasant to talk to making small talk and joking around. On to the massage itself and it was one of the best I've had in a long, long time. Very strong hands for a smaller woman and it's very evident that when she said she works out two hours a day she wasn't kidding. Good technique and got kinks out I didn't even know I had. Would return just for that.

Had a few interruptions as other mongers came in and she had to get them to a room, but that was understandable and not that big of a deal and she also checked to see how much longer until one of the other MTs was ready (apologies if anyone else may have gotten a bit rushed). Took a play from Bob's playbook and offered her a massage to kill some time and gain some favor with her and she agreed but "only for 3 minutes, other girl almost ready" and put some effort into it to return the favor of her giving me a great massage. She was very appreciative and said next time if I wanted she'd give me a massage again even though she doesn't really do that but with that technique she had she may not do it now but had at some point in her life.

Other MT finally knocks on the door and Wendy steps out to talk to her to inform her of where we are in the massage. Quick goodbye to her and hello to Hannah who was younger (guessing 35-40) and probably a 6 max on the AMP scale. Not a spinner by any stretch nor a BBW. Somewhere in between but a little bigger than I hoped. Spent the rest of the hour with Hannah and walked out of there feeling much better and left a standard tip.

Apologies for the long post, and hope I didn't post anything out of line but wanted to provide as much general info to help others as I could as there hasn't been much reporting in the MP forum lately.

Jack.[/QUOTE]Tons of info here in this post. And not a single question mark.

I enjoyed it.

[QUOTE=JacksPlat499;2972420]Bummer, was going to stop by later this week but really appreciate the timely post. With this one now off the list and thanks a no go that's really cutting down on the options. Tried and reported on 77 a bit North of YD about a year ago but that didn't go as planned. Guess M2 or the 3 letter place in BG are it as I'm going to stay away from MP until it settles down.

My last trip to the 3 letter place I drew Lee who was 45+, okay massage and average looks, and Uncle test consisted of DATY, but maybe I'll have better luck next time. Haven't been seeing much in terms of good things being said about the NW burbs lately and have the rare opportunity to treat myself and and't want to make the most it. Have been RTFF, but seems like I may have to venture somewhere else, the good news is that I can expand the radius go between downtown and BG. Regardless I'll post back later this week after I go.

Jack.[/QUOTE]Had the same experience as of late. I went in there about 3 months ago and had a hot looking attendant and all was good!! Went in recently and same thing, fugly attendant who did a half ass massage and then not even a hint of teasing. Got a bad vibe when they put me up front in the room right next to the sidewalk. Looks like this place is a complete bust, even if they are now advertising new management. That, from another poster is usually code for come on in and we've got some older attendants and everything is the same.

I love AMP for the massage more than the handshake, however quality on both ends is what we all look for.

Went to Lilly when they first opened months ago and had my first ever no oil massage and obligation style handshake. Thought I'd never go back, but made the mistake recently.

2nd visit worse than the first. Back walking for 70% of the time, and it was awful. Pinching, hurting, awful. A file to my teeth would be more pleasant. Don't want to review the pain and skin welts caused by her feet, but lets just say sliding down the side of your back with barefoot, no oil, is like wearing new sneakers in the gym. It's not pleasant.

On the flip, there was the same obligatory handshake, followed by a surprize cracking of my neck. Now I'm not sure of the licensing requirements to crack someones neck but my confidence level is not high that this was where I'd go for spine manipulation.

Enough said. Never again and hope I've saving someone $. 7 door and tip.

Yes. I had a Korean lady want to put me in a full nelson with her knees on my back and do some kind of neck crack. I said no way! LOL.

[QUOTE=Yeouch;2998798]I love AMP for the massage more than the handshake, however quality on both ends is what we all look for.

Went to Lilly when they first opened months ago and had my first ever no oil massage and obligation style handshake. Thought I'd never go back, but made the mistake recently.

2nd visit worse than the first. Back walking for 70% of the time, and it was awful. Pinching, hurting, awful. A file to my teeth would be more pleasant. Don't want to review the pain and skin welts caused by her feet, but lets just say sliding down the side of your back with barefoot, no oil, is like wearing new sneakers in the gym. It's not pleasant.

On the flip, there was the same obligatory handshake, followed by a surprize cracking of my neck. Now I'm not sure of the licensing requirements to crack someones neck but my confidence level is not high that this was where I'd go for spine manipulation.

Enough said. Never again and hope I've saving someone $. 7 door and tip.[/QUOTE]

Heard it's a bit rebooted and doing good. Any confirmation?

Funny you should ask, I just logged in to make a report. I had a very good visit this evening, cute bleach blonde 30-35, I think she said Amy, but maybe wrong. 8/10 to me, maybe 7/10 if you're picky. Pencil erasers and she used them well. She was very nervous for whatever reason, so much that I nearly declined making an offer. As it happens we eventually came together. Good session. I recommend especially if you are driving further for older and uglier. $80/140.

How does it work? I know where pine is and I'm tempted to go check it out but I have no idea what I'm doing. Any advice out there guys?

Went back again, this time I met June. Tall feather weight with curly brown hair and a great sense of humor. She was cool, cute and funny, and we had some laughs. $80/120.

[QUOTE=NuruLover;3002830]Funny you should ask, I just logged in to make a report. I had a very good visit this evening, cute bleach blonde 30-35, I think she said Amy, but maybe wrong. 8/10 to me, maybe 7/10 if you're picky. Pencil erasers and she used them well. She was very nervous for whatever reason, so much that I nearly declined making an offer. As it happens we eventually came together. Good session. I recommend especially if you are driving further for older and uglier. $80/140.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NuruLover;3005178]Went back again, this time I met June. Tall feather weight with curly brown hair and a great sense of humor. She was cool, cute and funny, and we had some laughs. $80/120.[/QUOTE]They are kind of brave (or careless), offering extras, they just got busted in June. Lucky this place isn't in St. Charles, they would have run them out of town and burned the place down. LOL. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=RocketBurst1;3003519]How does it work? I know where pine is and I'm tempted to go check it out but I have no idea what I'm doing. Any advice out there guys?[/QUOTE]There is no more complete set of instructions that you will find here going back through the posts on this thread.

It will take some time, but read the forum and you will find what you are looking for.

Sorry I generally only report bad experiences rather than good, but guess I appreciate those from others to save me $$.

Not that heaven is bad, I have to say when it opened recently I thought it was a gift from above. First visit there was the nicest, most open to fun, masseuse and couldn't wait to get back. Then had difficult time making an appointment. Figured so busy they couldn't answer phone. Lately it's been slower and my weekly visits have been great. Best massage. Great lower back work. Nice gal.

So if this isn't an issue for you I highly recommend. But I'm visual with completion and on last visit caught a glimpse of armpit hair that was long enough to braid. Again, great massage and nice masseuse, just passing on my time slot to whomever likes this sort of thing or keeps their eyes closed when shaking hands.

Has anyone checked out Soul Mind Bodywork in Gurnee?

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/Gurneemassage/[/URL]

They're in the same building as Rachelli. I saw this ad: [URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/tlg/5727024646.html[/URL] and the wording and placement (Gigs) seems to leave open the possibility of extras <? It's looking for females and doesn't mention CMT and you need to have a car Outcalls.

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We are seeking responsible will train right candidate
Looking for afternoon help example from 3 to 9
Please text me for more information 312/792/9697 mention this ad thx[/QUOTE]