The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2324227]My phone was just stolen so if anything strange is from then its not me.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear your phone was stolen. But on the other hand, some people here think strange stuff comes from your phone already.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2323947]I would rather be called ghetto any day over being a, minion to a washed noodle head. What I meant in dickeydoo language is, look at the girls being raved about by littledickdreamer and his new friends. They are the one that clearly need to be put on the do not call list in turn starving out the pimpgoons.[/QUOTE]Guess this means I want be getting no donuts from you? I didn't say we were getting married. He's still a Snapperhead!

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2327849]So here we go! Good morning fellow mongers (and Ho's). Here's my experience from last night we can all learn from and not my first rodeo either. Picked up a well know regular last night, not mentioning any names but she knows who she is. Did our regular service, sweet as always, in my room where I control the situation, then she leaves. I always do a quick inventory as they're leaving and have NEVER been ripped off. When I woke up this morning, I found that she had actually left me a present. No not a burning sensation or a message scrawled on my mirror in lipstick or a 2 foot turd in the toilet. No it was the worlds smallest zip lock bag about 1/2" by 5/8" with an very light tannish tint off white powdery substance in it laying on my floor. Obviously I immediatrly jumped in my car and drove around for hours trying to find her to return it, said no one ever. Guys, we got to be careful. They ALL use that's why they are out there. I have found shit in my car after dropping hos off. You always have to do inventory afterwards. If you get stopped by LEO with said bag in your car, YOU are going to jail for a felony! Period. With that being said. I missed Jamie last night. Ashley is getting thinner. GiGi, Natasha, and Kevon and a few more usual suspects were all out but more sporadic. Have a great day.[/QUOTE]So you drove around for hrs looking for her to return it but I thought you said you can go to jail for a felony for having it in your car. LOL. Next time dude just flush it.

[QUOTE=FlaNative38;2328288]So you drove around for hrs looking for her to return it but I thought you said you can go to jail for a felony for having it in your car. LOL. Next time dude just flush it.[/QUOTE]Dude go back to school and slap your teachers, they failed at teaching you how to comprehend written words. Because if you had read his post correctly right at the end of it he says. "Said no one ever" meaning he did not do that he was being sarcastic.

[QUOTE=Plzd269;2328753]Dude go back to school and slap your teachers, they failed at teaching you how to comprehend written words. Because if you had read his post correctly right at the end of it he says. "Said no one ever" meaning he did not do that he was being sarcastic.[/QUOTE]Well if I missed that then that was my bad but that is no reason to get so butt hurt over my comment. LOL. "Said no one ever".

[QUOTE=FlaNative38;2328288]So you drove around for hrs looking for her to return it but I thought you said you can go to jail for a felony for having it in your car. LOL. Next time dude just flush it.[/QUOTE]Did you not read the whole sentence that ended with "said no one ever"? Obviously that was a joke and I flushed it like 18 times to make sure.

[QUOTE=Plzd269;2328753]Dude go back to school and slap your teachers, they failed at teaching you how to comprehend written words. Because if you had read his post correctly right at the end of it he says. "Said no one ever" meaning he did not do that he was being sarcastic.[/QUOTE]Amen brother! I'm sure my PM's have blown up LOL.

[QUOTE=FlaNative38;2328810]Well if I missed that then that was my bad but that is no reason to get so butt hurt over my comment. LOL. "Said no one ever".[/QUOTE]Not butt hurt by any means, The fact is you did miss it, not "if" as you say in your rebuttal to me. I just find it interesting your first post would be to call someone out when clearly your level of comprehension is stunted. "says everyone who will read your post".

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2328953]How gullible some really are. Naughty review Victoria secret dressing room pics are same. OrlandoDakota= SweetNSassy.

Batgirl.[/QUOTE]Now we all know batswag has attempted this move in the past that concluded as a fall flat on your face fail (dallas / kaitlynn). But if she is correct here. Then I am lmao.

Pharmaguy...meds out