Massage Therapists

[QUOTE=Darkman808;3529677]True, all prior reports (a few) were that she is a lame massage and no HE / HJ to be had. Will allow you to do yourself, but WTF? However, its been a long time since she has run an ad. Perhaps desperate times call for desperate measures. Maybe she is on the dark side now? TOFTT and report back, eh?[/QUOTE]She has big fake tits and she won't touch your banana. She will let you suck and play with those tits. Maybe you might get her to play with balls. Her problem is that she picks you up from the lobby / outside the building in a super slutty dress. It just advertises to everyone in the building who and what she is. I remember going up the elevator with her and two high school girls. They were totally giggling and I'm sure told their parents about this.

Maybe you have to mention to dress normal when getting you.

[QUOTE=Darkman808;3529683]I stopped by to see this girl "Jennifer" found on BP, today. My first time out mongering in awhile. I was primed.

[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-now-cute-asian-hottie-bodyrub-sexy-sweet/7352218[/URL]

I called ahead and made appointment. Very friendly on the phone. This was based on your glowing report, my desire to see this Asian blonde hottie, at least her pics depicted that.

But lo and behold, I let myself get sucked into the CC bait and switch vacuum. I learned (again) why I never go there anymore.

I was met at the door by a tall thin older woman, straight black hair with a few brown highlights. Big rack and long legs. She was pleasant and mildly attractive, but NOT THE GIRL IN THE PICS IN THE AD. So we walked into a room and I declined the offer to shower. Finally I just stood there and looked at her and asked, "Are you Jennifer?.[/QUOTE]Sorry bro you got the bait and switch. I'm glad you left. If the ad is too hot, you know something's wrong.

[QUOTE=HardEight;3529984]Anu was a guy from ewa beach posting as an indie.

How many of you guys tried to touch her pussy and felt a dick? LOL.[/QUOTE]Just wanted to get the word out that ANU is a guy so have fun playing with HIS dick. Look at the size of those arms and legs.

[QUOTE=CoffeeBean;3529186]The reason CS has pretty much all legit providers is that CS has strict security. They work for CS which is owned by the Catholic Church next door. They are very strict on massage businesses, have to have licence and they will kick you out if there are any complaints of illicit behavior. That's why all the girls who provide extras left. After 7 pm the building is secure, guests need to sign in with I'd and provider has to pick you up and let you in. Used to work in building for 20 years. The manager and guards are cool guys. They just doing their jobs. Just be careful about not posting room numbers if you do receive extras.[/QUOTE]Braddah CoffeeBean, CK813, JR, and all the others I forgot / didn't mention:

Mahalo for the 411 on this place. Makes sense. Coffee Bean said it best, and I trust his word as a fellow monger and braddah. I don't look like a seedy character (I used to get the "cop" label a lot driving downtown back in the day, but shrug) so I mean no need give stink eye. You right. Perhaps had illegal behavior back in the day for make security leery of potential mongers. All in all, I'll skip / avoid this place. And yeah, church right next door. Full of micros, LOL. I swear they invaded this island.

I have a report, but I'll post this in a different post.

Thank you again for the braddahs who helped with info. Shit. Management should update their damn directory then, no wonder no more that much ads for this place. Damn shame. Nice, tall, shiny building, located on the outskirts of downtown.

H.

[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sweet-yumi-and-new-friend-japanese-chinese-sweet-petite-beauty-new-open/5470976[/URL]

YUMI finally back from business trip. I got my time with her right away. She always give me full hour good massage, even with HE after. Either HJ or FS, she always loves it. Keeps in great shape. I love her spinner body with pretty face.

Flesh.

[QUOTE=Ernestm;3529441]Who is this? Is this the Vivian that used to work at Tiffany's at CS?[/QUOTE]Any links to her ad or contact number? I miss her massages!

It is more than a standard HE with the provider's hand (s) and less than a CBJ / BBBJ. What is the consensus?

[URL]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=russian&defid=1004100[/URL]

[QUOTE=RoadRunnin;3479924]I went for a repeat visit yesterday and I wanted to update you mongers. First let me say the boobs may have a little more sag than I first stated. I was looking from the side last time and I was look straight on this time. They are real, big, soft with responsive nipples ( inch wide, long and 1 - 2 inch areolas). I usually go for a 90 minute massage, she doesn't do 90 anymore, so I went with the 60 minute. I want a good massage and a release after. I got an awesome massage and a happy ending. I like a hard massage with kneading and stretching and that is what I got. On the flip, she got between my legs, rubbed, kissed and asked if I wanted my little man smothered in those glorious orbs of delight. You must understand, it doesn't take anything for me to get off and this didn't take very long either. She popped my cherry on this type of release and I liked it! She has posted a new ad with her cell number. I'm not sure how that is going to work, because her English is almost nonexistent. Anyway here it is; [URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/you-deserve-a-relaxing-full-body-magic-touch-massage-today/8008283[/URL] and yes the photos are her. If you are like me and the massage is the main event, check it out. If the extras are more important, I would recommend somewhere else. Damage was $.2 and this going to be is my new masseuse.[/QUOTE]Jan Fortifore.

[QUOTE=Darkman808;3529683]I stopped by to see this girl "Jennifer" found on BP, today. My first time out mongering in awhile. I was primed.

[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-now-cute-asian-hottie-bodyrub-sexy-sweet/7352218[/URL]

I called ahead and made appointment. Very friendly on the phone. This was based on your glowing report, my desire to see this Asian blonde hottie, at least her pics depicted that.

But lo and behold, I let myself get sucked into the CC bait and switch vacuum. I learned (again) why I never go there anymore.

I was met at the door by a tall thin older woman, straight black hair with a few brown highlights. Big rack and long legs. She was pleasant and mildly attractive, but NOT THE GIRL IN THE PICS IN THE AD. So we walked into a room and I declined the offer to shower. Finally I just stood there and looked at her and asked, "Are you Jennifer?

"Yes, baby, its me. ".

"But you don't look anything at all like the girl in the ad. ".

"What you mean? Baby it's me, I take good care of you, I promise. ".

"I think maybe I'll go".

"Wait! Why? You no leave! I do you good. I promise. ".

"No. I'm going to go now. ".

And I left.

Bait and switch is fucked up. I won't do that shit. I won't get suckered into blowing my wa on these places that totally lie to you, the customer. A bad experience or even a mediocre one with a provider is one thing. Bt just outright bullshit ads are entirely something else.

Would not repeat, would not recommend. Called it a day and went home after not connecting with anyone I wanted to see. Will try again tomorrow. Stopped by Happiness and the place was crawling with contractors. I called mamasan to ask who was available. The background noise from workers banging around on the roof, made it impossible to understand mamasan. I hung up.[/QUOTE]This bait and switch is getting tiresome. Called the *1128 # and I asked is this Mia? She says yes so I set up appt with her and she says 13th flr. I thought I finally got a hookup with Mia!! As 1 of the Braddahs mentioned to me she works out of the 13th floor. I'm revved and ready, get there and who answers the door? Lisa!! I been with her before and she was pretty good so I just go in and say no massage, lets fuck!! I help her out of her clothes and proceed to maul her mini As then DATY, DATO, FIV, FIA, the works!! Did the double finga 2 knuckle special on her. She wild like bronco! Finally CBJ, CFS, greeked her mish, dog, side by side and blew WO cover. I may or may not see Lisa again, spinna not really my type, . But she can go! Needless to say, I give up on Mia. Happy hunting gang!

[QUOTE=Hinode;3530682]Braddah CoffeeBean, CK813, JR, and all the others I forgot / didn't mention:

Mahalo for the 411 on this place. Makes sense. Coffee Bean said it best, and I trust his word as a fellow monger and braddah. I don't look like a seedy character (I used to get the "cop" label a lot driving downtown back in the day, but shrug) so I mean no need give stink eye. You right. Perhaps had illegal behavior back in the day for make security leery of potential mongers. All in all, I'll skip / avoid this place. And yeah, church right next door. Full of micros, LOL. I swear they invaded this island.

I have a report, but I'll post this in a different post.

Thank you again for the braddahs who helped with info. Shit. Management should update their damn directory then, no wonder no more that much ads for this place. Damn shame. Nice, tall, shiny building, located on the outskirts of downtown.

H.[/QUOTE]I don't think I contributed anything about CS recently. I will add this tidbit. Technically, the Catholic church does not own CS, but they do own the fee simple interest. CS is a condominium, but only for business, and not residential. You cannot live there, thus the really cheap prices for a unit. CS has security patrolling floors at night to make sure no one is living there. Security looks for lights on and noises late at night.

[QUOTE=JanFortifore;3530909]It is more than a standard HE with the provider's hand (s) and less than a CBJ / BBBJ. What is the consensus?

[URL]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=russian&defid=1004100[/URL]

Jan Fortifore.[/QUOTE]Good massage with HJ / HE with or without roaming over clothes: 60 house fee + 40 tip = 100.

Good massage with HJ / HE with roaming under clothes, topless and / or FIV and / or FIA: 60 house fee + 60 tip = 120.

(Good) massage with covered blowjob: 60 house fee + 80 tip = 140.

(Good) massage with bareback blowjob: 60 house fee + 100 = 160.

(Good) massage with full service: 60 house fee + 140 tip = 200.

[QUOTE=Darkman808;3529683]I stopped by to see this girl "Jennifer" found on BP, today. My first time out mongering in awhile. I was primed.

[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-now-cute-asian-hottie-bodyrub-sexy-sweet/7352218[/URL]

I called ahead and made appointment. Very friendly on the phone. This was based on your glowing report, my desire to see this Asian blonde hottie, at least her pics depicted that.

But lo and behold, I let myself get sucked into the CC bait and switch vacuum. I learned (again) why I never go there anymore.

I was met at the door by a tall thin older woman, straight black hair with a few brown highlights. Big rack and long legs. She was pleasant and mildly attractive, but NOT THE GIRL IN THE PICS IN THE AD. So we walked into a room and I declined the offer to shower. Finally I just stood there and looked at her and asked, "Are you Jennifer?

"Yes, baby, its me. ".

"But you don't look anything at all like the girl in the ad. ".

"What you mean? Baby it's me, I take good care of you, I promise. ".

"I think maybe I'll go".

"Wait! Why? You no leave! I do you good. I promise. ".

"No. I'm going to go now. ".

And I left.

Bait and switch is fucked up. I won't do that shit. I won't get suckered into blowing my wa on these places that totally lie to you, the customer. A bad experience or even a mediocre one with a provider is one thing. Bt just outright bullshit ads are entirely something else.

Would not repeat, would not recommend. Called it a day and went home after not connecting with anyone I wanted to see. Will try again tomorrow. Stopped by Happiness and the place was crawling with contractors. I called mamasan to ask who was available. The background noise from workers banging around on the roof, made it impossible to understand mamasan. I hung up.[/QUOTE]Too bad on the bait and switch. I got Jennifer the girl in the ad. She is fine and glamorous in my eyes. Maybe you should call back and tell her you want Jennifer in the ad. The Jennifer I had gave good service and looks exactly like the hottie in the pics.

I'll repeat, but make sure I ask for same Jennifer.

Rim.

So, I had some time yesterday and tried out Lisa from P. C. Works out of a home, which reminded me of the Halawa Hts home only P. C has furniture. Set up appointment and was told to park in their garage. I actually did not feel right about parking there so I parked at Foodland / DonQ parking lot and walked. Anyway, knock on door and in I went. Like I said, its a bit more furnished than the Halawa home. Lisa took to me room which had a mattress, a small mirror you buy from WalMart (the one worth $9. 99), a portable AC, and a cabinet full of lotion and massage stuff. Can't forget the tissues on the head of the bed. She asked for HF. 6 and off to the shower. After shower she wiped me down dry with the towel and lots of attention to the big head.

So. The massage. It was more of her putting her weight on my back. No / zilch / ZERO massage skills. Lots of teasing of the boys before flip. She did reach up under and grab the shaft and pulled it from under me. Not too long later, she asks for flip (10 minutes in) and starts massaging the shaft. I ask for full and she has a nice shaved nani when she disrobes. A little BJ but nothing spectacular. Then onto cowgirl with the hat on. Do all types of positions and then finished playing fireman on her stomach / vaj area. Afterwards, she wipes me down and then starts playing with the big head again. She said, next time for another round. So, I'm the type that can cum at least three times within the hour with the right buttons pressed of course. So, I am not saying I was blue balled because I got a shot out but I was blue balled because I didn't get the second out.

Service: nothing spectacular, not even a water for the road. The simple things matter. I mean she was playful and teased a lot but being blue balled. Its like when someone turns on a light switch at night and not doing anything but just to have it on. Don't DO THAT! If you start it, make sure you finish. 5. 5.

Looks: She would be mid 20 to late 20's possible early 30's. Her teeth are as yellow as dried cum stains on a white sock. Glad hat was on. Her body is nice though, with MM big B's small C's, face without the smile is like any other Asian you'd see in China Town. I'd say 7 in looks.

Attitude: She did try to please and was very very playful. Which reminded me somewhat like Mia from CC, but after this visit I'd prefer going to Mia than Lisa. Although location is what got me to P. C instead of driving into town side. 7 in attitude. Would be an 8 if I didn't feel Blue balled. LOL.

Overall: I'm glad I tried at least now I know there is play coming down the leeward side and now I don't have to drive to town but I'd rather see my go to ATF unless I find another ATF that's closer to central Oahu. I'd go back maybe when I'm drunk or when they relocate to another area not NEAR THE F*&king POLICE STATION. Well, lmk what you guys think. BTW damage was $$ total. At least there was no upsell.

[QUOTE=Fleshlight;3530719][URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sweet-yumi-and-new-friend-japanese-chinese-sweet-petite-beauty-new-open/5470976[/URL]

YUMI finally back from business trip. I got my time with her right away. She always give me full hour good massage, even with HE after. Either HJ or FS, she always loves it. Keeps in great shape. I love her spinner body with pretty face.

Flesh.[/QUOTE]How old is she?

[QUOTE=SurfAndSee;3532110]How old is she?[/QUOTE]Prob 40's and looks real good.

Flesh.

I'd say 50's maybe 51 - 53. Her body is youthful but her face and neck give away her age. I'm 50 and felt she was definitely my age or older.

[QUOTE=Fleshlight;3532580]Prob 40's and looks real good.

Flesh.[/QUOTE]