Massage Parlor Reports

Angela at Q does great massage (who knew?) and she is a total smokeshow that will wear you out for standard prices.

Jenny at JM great, another goddess body. I'm too horny to get her massage.

Further North Lucky Star (Reya) and the whole Shanghai / Best crew all provide great service.

[QUOTE=Harryyy;7594740]This is all good stuff, thanks everyone. I'm not so much interested in negotiating - 200 for FS definitely seems fair, it's just that for 100-120 for a mediocre massage and HJ I'd rather just pornhub it. Blue Bay is pretty far from me but it would be good to find something like that in Seattle / north seattle. A good massage plus extras as a regular way to relax. Looks matter less, more about just getting pampered. 170 for a massage + unenthusiastic CBJ sounds like a good way to get you to pay an extra 30 to not have a horrible experience.[/QUOTE]

Sunset Body and Foot Massage in Renton. Has anyone ever tried this one?

Any inf!

Well I went in this morning to see what all the hype was about before Angela leaves for a year (so she said). I was really excited to see her due to the great reviews and I can say that she really was not worth it lmao.

To start things of — the massage was really good. One of the best you'll get so I'll give her the flowers she deserves there. After the flip, yes her head game is top tier BUT once it came down to the main event. I could tell she was tryna have me pop quick. She wasn't too keen on multiple positions. I think she expected me to buss after 5 minutes and I'm sure most do but I wasn't going out quick. She puts way too much lube everywhere and with CFS I could hardly feel a thing so I started going soft. I could tell that was pissing her off LOL and I tried to get back into the game. Then the cover slips off and she goes to get another one. While coming back in the room, she slams the door. Just a moody mess. Now she's rushing me to finish and that's no way to get my head back in the game. She chokes my chicken and I'm being literal when I say choke. She full on death grips him and gives the hardest and fastest HJ that practically removed a layer of skin. I tell her I'm trying to finish up in K9 and she just had a wild attitude as if I wasn't a customer that came correct $$. Anyways, I finish up as fast as I could — good little swimmers in the bag and she quickly gets up and flings the door open and leaves. I figured that my cue to leave so I swiftly got dressed and out the back door I went. Never to see her again lmfao.

I've been around the block and then some and can definitely say that was the worst experience I have ever encountered. It started off great and just went down hill as time within my session went on. Everyone I've ever met was so engaging and worth it overall. Many I've seen multiple times but this was just wild. At least I still bussed but cmon, how is she going to complain about not making the $ she wants out here in Seattle and then be like this. I mean, now I get why lolol. Anyways, I would just stay clear honestly. Go enjoy your time somewhere else because a good massage and BBBJ isn't uncommon and it usually is accompanied by amazing kitty without an attitude on the side! Hope everyone stays safe and happy hunting out here.

[QUOTE=Vator2;7594906]Sunset Body and Foot Massage in Renton. Has anyone ever tried this one?

Any inf![/QUOTE]I used to go there long time ago. Rose was the only one and she was a cute early 30's lady that let me be uncovered and would tease but it was manual. Walls don't go all the way up and it was during Covid so she wore a mask.

[QUOTE=DrillHoleBB;7576127]She text me work in LA now for a month and back to Seattle next month.[/QUOTE]Is this confirmed? Jasmine back in May? I had a blast with her so I hope so.

Agree the session sounds bad, all I can say is it not typical. Almost every girl is surprised when I need to go for a long time to pop. Can't recall one getting pissed. My nightmare is to get rushed at Q or Tokyo but I seem to have picked less busy times for whatever reason.

All the other reviews are not lies, she is usually an energetic sweetheart. Sorry for the bad luck.

[QUOTE=ItsMyHobby69;7594947]Well I went in this morning to see what all the hype was about before Angela leaves for a year (so she said). I was really excited to see her due to the great reviews and I can say that she really was not worth it lmao.

To start things of the massage was really good. One of the best you'll get so I'll give her the flowers she deserves there. After the flip, yes her head game is top tier BUT once it came down to the main event. I could tell she was tryna have me pop quick. She wasn't too keen on multiple positions. I think she expected me to buss after 5 minutes and I'm sure most do but I wasn't going out quick. She puts way too much lube everywhere and with CFS I could hardly feel a thing so I started going soft. I could tell that was pissing her off LOL and I tried to get back into the game. Then the cover slips off and she goes to get another one. While coming back in the room, she slams the door. Just a moody mess. Now she's rushing me to finish and that's no way to get my head back in the game. She chokes my chicken and I'm being literal when I say choke. She full on death grips him and gives the hardest and fastest HJ that practically removed a layer of skin. I tell her I'm trying to finish up in K9 and she just had a wild attitude as if I wasn't a customer that came correct $$. Anyways, I finish up as fast as I could good little swimmers in the bag and she quickly gets up and flings the door open and leaves. I figured that my cue to leave so I swiftly got dressed and out the back door I went. Never to see her again lmfao.

I've been around the block and then some and can definitely say that was the worst experience I have ever encountered. It started off great and just went down hill as time within my session went on. Everyone I've ever met was so engaging and worth it overall. Many I've seen multiple times but this was just wild. At least I still bussed but cmon, how is she going to complain about not making the $ she wants out here in Seattle and then be like this. I mean, now I get why lolol. Anyways, I would just stay clear honestly. Go enjoy your time somewhere else because a good massage and BBBJ isn't uncommon and it usually is accompanied by amazing kitty without an attitude on the side! Hope everyone stays safe and happy hunting out here.[/QUOTE]

Thank you for the honest report and the warning about Angela at Q in Shoreline, saved me a trip and $$. Me thinks she has a few simps on this board.

[QUOTE=ItsMyHobby69;7594947]Well I went in this morning to see what all the hype was about before Angela leaves for a year (so she said). I was really excited to see her due to the great reviews and I can say that she really was not worth it lmao.

To start things of the massage was really good. One of the best you'll get so I'll give her the flowers she deserves there. After the flip, yes her head game is top tier BUT once it came down to the main event. I could tell she was tryna have me pop quick. She wasn't too keen on multiple positions. I think she expected me to buss after 5 minutes and I'm sure most do but I wasn't going out quick. She puts way too much lube everywhere and with CFS I could hardly feel a thing so I started going soft. I could tell that was pissing her off LOL and I tried to get back into the game. Then the cover slips off and she goes to get another one. While coming back in the room, she slams the door. Just a moody mess. Now she's rushing me to finish and that's no way to get my head back in the game. She chokes my chicken and I'm being literal when I say choke. She full on death grips him and gives the hardest and fastest HJ that practically removed a layer of skin. I tell her I'm trying to finish up in K9 and she just had a wild attitude as if I wasn't a customer that came correct $$. Anyways, I finish up as fast as I could good little swimmers in the bag and she quickly gets up and flings the door open and leaves. I figured that my cue to leave so I swiftly got dressed and out the back door I went. Never to see her again lmfao.

I've been around the block and then some and can definitely say that was the worst experience I have ever encountered. It started off great and just went down hill as time within my session went on. Everyone I've ever met was so engaging and worth it overall. Many I've seen multiple times but this was just wild. At least I still bussed but cmon, how is she going to complain about not making the $ she wants out here in Seattle and then be like this. I mean, now I get why lolol. Anyways, I would just stay clear honestly. Go enjoy your time somewhere else because a good massage and BBBJ isn't uncommon and it usually is accompanied by amazing kitty without an attitude on the side! Hope everyone stays safe and happy hunting out here.[/QUOTE]I appreciate an honest critical review. Even if a girl is good, the experience may not be echoed to all customers. I also think when someone says your experience is atypical it's an an attempt to invalidate your experience. Critical reviews are needed here, as well.

I saw Angela the last time she was in town as a duo with Rachel and she was good, even if she left my duo for a short while to attend another. I'd see her again but I haven't had time this month.

Had a great session with candy today she has amazing body and rack curves in the right places. Handed the usual fee and starting kissing and caressing her body. Took her top off to show off those d cups and slid her yoga pants off for some camel slide while making out with her. Did some BBBJ but couldn't deep throat it all the way with good balls suction and licks. Did some 69 and ate her kitty then put the hat on for cfs which she performed well avg, missionary and doggy. Great bubbly personality and service would definitely repeat if I was closer but mentioned she leaving to la next month.

[QUOTE=Vator2;7594906]Sunset Body and Foot Massage in Renton. Has anyone ever tried this one?

Any inf![/QUOTE]I went in a few months ago. HH was $50 and HE tip was $40, probably the lowest I've ever paid for a massage HE and I didn't even have to bargain. Didn't get the girls name, but she wore a face mask the whole time, it was such a turn off. My hands went roaming and she didn't complain when I went under her bra. I don't think she offers FS, but she's a plain looking girl, I wouldn't probably want to. Massage was good as far as I can remember. I would go back, if I was in the area looking for quick relief.

I made an appointment to see Lisa but I was told that she is sick and she can't provide service anymore. Lisa is returning home tomorrow. Joey was available and I said okay. 5'2 girl beautiful face and body to me. Glasslike soft skin.

Massage, cat bath, tuma, BBBJ, bls, 69, CFS, cg, mish, k9 finish in bag.

We had some time left but she just gave me another short massage and we just cuddled for a bit.

Pretty good service and she can take a pounding. IMO Lisa was more GFE and better service.

I explicitly agreed it sounded bad, and getting rushed or a girl getting exasperated is a total boner killer. It drives me crazy (in a bad way) when a girl starts asking me to come. This is obviously not typical for Angela, nothing wrong with pointing that out either.

I'm always a simp because I focus on good experiences. Or when I pass on the girl's perspective. Whatever.

Feel free to avoid Angela now LOL, I'll see her this weekend and wish her well in Vegas. More for me.

[QUOTE=GeniusCasanova;7595206]I appreciate an honest critical review. Even if a girl is good, the experience may not be echoed to all customers. I also think when someone says your experience is atypical it's an an attempt to invalidate your experience. Critical reviews are needed here, as well.

I saw Angela the last time she was in town as a duo with Rachel and she was good, even if she left my duo for a short while to attend another. I'd see her again but I haven't had time this month.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JazzyDaddy;7595180]Thank you for the honest report and the warning about Angela at Q in Shoreline, saved me a trip and $$. Me thinks she has a few simps on this board.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7595142]Agree the session sounds bad, all I can say is it not typical. Almost every girl is surprised when I need to go for a long time to pop. Can't recall one getting pissed. My nightmare is to get rushed at Q or Tokyo but I seem to have picked less busy times for whatever reason.

All the other reviews are not lies, she is usually an energetic sweetheart. Sorry for the bad luck.[/QUOTE]

I've recently changed jobs and now on the east side. I miss the Renton and south Seattle favorites.

Any strong recs for Bellevue area? Looking for good BBBJ and DFK.

[QUOTE=Harryyy;7593474]I def enjoy reading the Jm and Q adventures, but sometimes I'm just looking to relax get a good massage and lie back.

I'd post and share info but tbh I haven't had any experiences worth sharing with the mongering crew.[/QUOTE]I think this is probably common, and some of those who share a similar sentiment have posted in the User Blogs section under "Best Handjobs" and "Non-Parlor Massage Reports. " Neither of which unfortunately help the real issue, which is that FS AMPs really dominate this forum. While I love banging the girls at JM as much as the next guy, I more frequently want a good massage + HE and don't care if it's indy or an AMP. And while I'm happy to pay 140 for it, I don't want to drive to Bellevue to see the ladies from the other board.

I agree that the north Seattle situation is a big question mark. Thanks to those who have previously shared knowledge about spots. After Thai Lily who was in Greenwood retired post-covid there's been a huge void in the market for me. Her $120/ hr apartment massage and HJ finish was my go-to, and there's nothing on that level in the Ballard / Fremont / Greenwood / Wallingford area that I'm aware of. I was an intermittent regular at Yili in Fremont for a few years after that, but haven't been since the remodel and seeming ownership change. I've tried a handful of other spots looking for a good massage and HJ and had absolutely nothing worth repeating.

Been seeing Angela a bunch this month, and honestly each time just keeps getting better. She's got a pretty open menu other than bare, which is a big reason why she's awesome, the goat. The highlight of the last session was fiv and while pound her starfish hard, beautiful gape. Vice versa fia and stretched her kitty wide. It was good to felt her kitty wall back and forth. Next time might ask if she's cool with adding a vibrator to spicy things up But yeah, to keep it simpleshe's awesome, super fun, and definitely worth checking out. Catch her while you can, fellas, she's only around for a few days and she might just blow your mind.

Just a heads up, been noticing some going out of their way to leave bad reviews on certain girls (it's a common Chinese fkery in business). A lot of these girls rotate between different shops, and it's kinda funny how the same girl will get rave reviews at one popular spot, then random hate somewhere else. Feels more like shop competition than anything actually wrong with the girl. So yeah, take this with a grain of salt.

Personally, tend to stick with girls ve already seen since the connection's already thereit just makes everything way more easy.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!