Dose anyone know any midget escorts in the Orlando area?
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Dose anyone know any midget escorts in the Orlando area?
Ahhh Hello, there my fellow mongers. Much time has passed since I last posted but as usual I post in numbers. I hope this helps many out as for the next few post I hope you enjoy my reviews.
Bella! What can I say. Ok so I read the post on her on backpage as it has been appearing quite frequently. Mind you I saw her in mid October. I meant to post this much earlier but had 2 relatives pass away since one of which was my father. Needless to say it delayed things a bit.
Anyways. I called her. I was driving and arrived to her location before she did. Turned out she was on her way there. I made a joke saying I hope she is worth the wait. She knew I was joking but chemistry was there right off the bat. I felt comfortable. So I drove around and she called me. She told me part of my donation would be used for this Huge hotel. I didn't mind. So I pull in and she is in a truck. I met her. I was in awe. She is the woman in the pictures. I shit you not. I'll say it again. SHE IS THE WOMAN IN THE PICTURES! We hugged. I was happy. She smelled good to. She has class, and is very polite. Beautiful as well. So we check in together. Turned out our room was on the complete opposite side. She offered to drive me there. (Yes it was far). I wasn't worried. So I obliged. We walked in talking nothing awkward at all. She was into everything I wanted including putting her up against the backdoor and although I didn't go for it I fully intend on doing so next time. She has a beautiful smile, her stomach is in great shape after having kids, and she was very enthusiastic on mounting the stick shift. She will let you explore with fingers, and as will she, she will let you undress her as well. Also she will socialize with you after all is said and done. I actually felt like I wasnt shoved off after we took care of our wonderful date. I only wish it was longer, but I wasnt prepared due to all the past experiences. None the less I will repeat.
Ok so ya I was exploring something different. I didn't expect the pictures to be her: [url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exxxotic-_-latina-college-girl-killer-body-20/4059216[/url] But I did expect something remotly interesting to answer the door. Bah needless to say this little shorty somewhat asian answered the door. I wasnt too impressed but I decided to see what was up. Before I go on with this "wonderful" LOL story here let me tell you I learned something knew and oh this is what happened prior to meeting this can we say insecure person. I called her, told her I was on my way. Prior to seeing her I told her how long & what time my GPS said I'd be there. BEFORE I got there I got 6 (yes count them 1, 2.3, 4.5, 6) phone calls asking me where was I and how long. The god damn time wasnt even close to what I told her it would be. I'm comming from Maitland, your ass is in I-Drive chill the fuck out. (I didn't say this but after the 2nd call you know to make sure I was actually comming it kinda gets old). Oh but wait that wasnt it. I show up at the hotel, and guess what she isn't there and calls me for the 7th time and tells me she is at the hotel across the street and that the hotel room she was in her time ran out and she was rushing me to get there cause she was wanting to see me before they kicked her out. LMFAO. REALLY? So I pay for an hour and your going to kick me out in 20 min? Not happening. Fuck its like she wasnt thinking at all. But she did tell me she was new to this business. So I drive across the street. She tells me her room. I approach the door and knock. She lets me in wearing nothing impressing. But again I go with it. She takes to donation. She then proceeds to go to the bathroom. At this point I'm waiting for the worse (which I'm prepared for) and she comes out. I asked to use the bathroom and she obliges. All was clear. She then asks me if I have any coverage. I sort of laughed thinking this was a joke and I said I don't pay cover charges. Mind you we didn't hug yet. She said she had to call her girlfriend. So I couldn't believe what I was witnessing. So I waited about 6 minutes. This blonde "Nikki" shows up and asks me if I was up for a 3 some, and I was caught off guard and politly said no and that I wasnt expecting this nor prepared for it. She paid her my cover charge and left. So I was told to get comfy, and I did. She proceeds to provide handling services, and then tells me to let her laydown, and me to be on top. At this point I'm thinking. I'll go with this for a second but dammit I'm going to show her how its done LOL. Thinking I'm just getting her into it for a minute, obliging for a position and hoping she is learning from her mistakes, when I asked her to switch to a different position she tells me its EXTRA, ok fine oral. EXTRA. Uhhhh WTF. At this point, being bored with the current position, I was done with this bi. I could not believe that she didn't know the basics and was wanting extra for everything. I was about to go ahead and take a shit in her bathroom and not flush, then wipe my ass on a towl, and left saying enjoy! But I didn't, though I did have to take a piss and take this coverage off. I go to the bathroom and proceed to wash my hands. I grab a towl and what do you know my donation falls in the sink. It was like the escort gods were telling me something. I stopped for a minute and thought. I didn't get what I was paying for, asked for greek on the phone and didn't get it, and she did not tell me it was extra for each individual position, wasnt GFE as stated, took me to a different hotel, and I was only there for 10 minutes of the hour I paid for, and wasnt even prepared for me arriving. I took the money, and prior to walking out, gave her 20 dollars and said learn about your job before jacking and ripping your customers off. I then told her I was going to write a review for this bullshit.
I did call Nikki and asked if she remembered me and she proceeded to claim I robbed her friend. I told her flat out WTF was up. I was willing to see if she was real but she declined to see me.
Meh my PoV if there ridding together there bad news. Her friend should of atleast taught her the ropes of the business.
Nikki: [url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/latina-beauty-1000-real-no-fakes-21/4037915[/url]
Oh BTW Nikki is the girl in the photos (Somewhat)
Every minute was unique, all ten of them. At two dollars a minute your donation was probably spot on. But then again you didn't leave a tip.
[QUOTE=Snoopy6986; 1098975]Ok so ya I was exploring something different. I didn't expect the pictures to be her: [url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exxxotic-_-latina-college-girl-killer-body-20/4059216[/url] But I did expect something remotly interesting to answer the door. Bah needless to say this little shorty somewhat asian answered the door. I wasnt too impressed but I decided to see what was up. Before I go on with this "wonderful" LOL story here let me tell you I learned something knew and oh this is what happened prior to meeting this can we say insecure person. I called her, told her I was on my way. Prior to seeing her I told her how long & what time my GPS said I'd be there. BEFORE I got there I got 6 (yes count them 1, 2.3, 4.5, 6) phone calls asking me where was I and how long. The god damn time wasnt even close to what I told her it would be. I'm comming from Maitland, your ass is in I-Drive chill the fuck out. (I didn't say this but after the 2nd call you know to make sure I was actually comming it kinda gets old). Oh but wait that wasnt it. I show up at the hotel, and guess what she isn't there and calls me for the 7th time and tells me she is at the hotel across the street and that the hotel room she was in her time ran out and she was rushing me to get there cause she was wanting to see me before they kicked her out. LMFAO. REALLY? So I pay for an hour and your going to kick me out in 20 min? Not happening. Fuck its like she wasnt thinking at all. But she did tell me she was new to this business. So I drive across the street. She tells me her room. I approach the door and knock. She lets me in wearing nothing impressing. But again I go with it. She takes to donation. She then proceeds to go to the bathroom. At this point I'm waiting for the worse (which I'm prepared for) and she comes out. I asked to use the bathroom and she obliges. All was clear. She then asks me if I have any coverage. I sort of laughed thinking this was a joke and I said I don't pay cover charges. Mind you we didn't hug yet. She said she had to call her girlfriend. So I couldn't believe what I was witnessing. So I waited about 6 minutes. This blonde "Nikki" shows up and asks me if I was up for a 3 some, and I was caught off guard and politly said no and that I wasnt expecting this nor prepared for it. She paid her my cover charge and left. So I was told to get comfy, and I did. She proceeds to provide handling services, and then tells me to let her laydown, and me to be on top. At this point I'm thinking. I'll go with this for a second but dammit I'm going to show her how its done LOL. Thinking I'm just getting her into it for a minute, obliging for a position and hoping she is learning from her mistakes, when I asked her to switch to a different position she tells me its EXTRA, ok fine oral. EXTRA. Uhhhh WTF. At this point, being bored with the current position, I was done with this bi. I could not believe that she didn't know the basics and was wanting extra for everything. I was about to go ahead and take a shit in her bathroom and not flush, then wipe my ass on a towl, and left saying enjoy! But I didn't, though I did have to take a piss and take this coverage off. I go to the bathroom and proceed to wash my hands. I grab a towl and what do you know my donation falls in the sink. It was like the escort gods were telling me something. I stopped for a minute and thought. I didn't get what I was paying for, asked for greek on the phone and didn't get it, and she did not tell me it was extra for each individual position, wasnt GFE as stated, took me to a different hotel, and I was only there for 10 minutes of the hour I paid for, and wasnt even prepared for me arriving. I took the money, and prior to walking out, gave her 20 dollars and said learn about your job before jacking and ripping your customers off. I then told her I was going to write a review for this bullshit.
I did call Nikki and asked if she remembered me and she proceeded to claim I robbed her friend. I told her flat out WTF was up. I was willing to see if she was real but she declined to see me.
Meh my PoV if there ridding together there bad news. Her friend should of atleast taught her the ropes of the business.
Nikki: [url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/latina-beauty-1000-real-no-fakes-21/4037915[/url]
Oh BTW Nikki is the girl in the photos (Somewhat) [/QUOTE]
Apparently the new rules on BP don't allow the ladies to advertise 30 or 15 minute sessions, so we have to ask.
"- Do not post naked images, e. G. Uncovered genitalia, bare butts, sex acts, etc.
- Pricing for legal adult services must be for a minimum of one hour.
Example: 15 minute services are not allowed.
- Ads can be a maximum length of 500 characters.
- Do not use code words such as 'greek', 'gr33k' 'BBBJ', 'blow', 'GFE', 'PSE', 'trips to greece', etc.
- Do not suggest an exchange of sex acts for money.
- Do not post content which advertises an illegal service.
Postings not complying with the terms of use are subject to removal. Postings in this category are $5"
[QUOTE=Rbw2001; 1098446]Strange her ad is associated with the Angels. How separated and independant is that?
Rbw[/QUOTE]She is friends with the two Angel girls, that is the extent of the relationship. They are both gone and will be gone for months. Cherry is still around and a pleasure to speak with.
[QUOTE=OliverOil; 1099058]Apparently the new rules on BP don't allow the ladies to advertise 30 or 15 minute sessions, so we have to ask.
"- Do not post naked images, e. G. Uncovered genitalia, bare butts, sex acts, etc.
- Pricing for legal adult services must be for a minimum of one hour.
Example: 15 minute services are not allowed.
- Ads can be a maximum length of 500 characters.
- Do not use code words such as 'greek', 'gr33k' 'BBBJ', 'blow', 'GFE', 'PSE', 'trips to greece', etc.
- Do not suggest an exchange of sex acts for money.
- Do not post content which advertises an illegal service.
Postings not complying with the terms of use are subject to removal. Postings in this category are $5"[/QUOTE]Well that sucks. Kind of makes things hard when trying to line up what a monger is looking for and what a girl is offering.
I will be down in the I-drive convention center area. Any advice for a quality incall or Outcall provider would be appreciated. I have RTFF all threads and have some ideas but just about every good provider report gets knocked back down on here. Cherry is a good example, would like to visit her but just can't tell what the skinny really is. Also there may be a little confusion which Cherry because there a couple on BP, but I think it's the brunette? You mongers do have a better and more active board than us up here in DC. We mostly work through BC. Someone BC me some info please. I can help out if visit the DC area.
The changes that come before the fall, next the rates will rise and the cc info will become more stringent.
[QUOTE=OliverOil; 1099058]Apparently the new rules on BP don't allow the ladies to advertise 30 or 15 minute sessions, so we have to ask.
"- Do not post naked images, e. G. Uncovered genitalia, bare butts, sex acts, etc.
- Pricing for legal adult services must be for a minimum of one hour.
Example: 15 minute services are not allowed.
- Ads can be a maximum length of 500 characters.
- Do not use code words such as 'greek', 'gr33k' 'BBBJ', 'blow', 'GFE', 'PSE', 'trips to greece', etc.
- Do not suggest an exchange of sex acts for money.
- Do not post content which advertises an illegal service.
Postings not complying with the terms of use are subject to removal. Postings in this category are $5"[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SingleMoms;1099067]She is friends with the two Angel girls, that is the extent of the relationship. They are both gone and will be gone for months. Cherry is still around and a pleasure to speak with.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the update, much appreciated. May look into hooking up with here this weekend.
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[QUOTE=Timy1979;1098872]Dose anyone know any midget escorts in the Orlando area?[/QUOTE]I cannot stop laughing at this post. I don't know if you are serious or just giving a good laugh. LOL.
Tried Jennifer. She has quite a few ads with the above phone number.
Below average massage. Was happy, but would not repeat. 1 hour ended up being 35 minutes.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/leave-you-breathless-and-so-aroused-can-we-play-25/4125974[/url]
[QUOTE=Timy1979;1098872]Dose anyone know any midget escorts in the Orlando area?[/QUOTE]There was Hobbita, Elfina, and Dwarfella but they were only here for a short time, Tiny. They were being pimped out by Timothy Cratchit until his Uncle straighten him out.
Saw this woman last week. Made a few calls to meet her, sounded real sweet on the phone, was unsure about her pictures but figured I'd take a shot. She was in a very upscale location, walked in and was very impressed, her and the pics match and she was very nicely dressed. Allowed me to shower as well. She then gave me an excellent body rub and chatted the whole time. Moved onto the finishing touches and she seemed to really enjoy herself and I know I did. She is very clean and very respectful, she keeps everything covered at all times and most importantly she is never watching the clock rushing or answering the phone. All in all a great experience and I will definitly see her again.