[QUOTE=TwatTeaser;1329061]Speaking in parables DOES NOT make you sound like Jesus.[/QUOTE]Nor does acting like the boss of the board make you God.
Not for nothin', but some of us like to play with words.
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[QUOTE=TwatTeaser;1329061]Speaking in parables DOES NOT make you sound like Jesus.[/QUOTE]Nor does acting like the boss of the board make you God.
Not for nothin', but some of us like to play with words.
[QUOTE=Drtsnooch; 1329425]Nor does acting like the boss of the board make you God.
Not for nothin', but some of us like to play with words.[/QUOTE]It's called "communication".
If no one can understand your post because of your feigned attempt at being cryptic, then you failed.
[QUOTE=Happy Pantss;1323764]I have not been to all the strips in Detroit, but the Bogart and Henry VIII VIP area is open, and no one will bother you. If you are shy, this may not be the place. Other patrons and dancers, mind there own business while you are getting service.[/QUOTE]Henry's South is closed off now. Which I think is a bad thing. I loved the willingness of the girls to go down right in the room. If I could have, I would have prefered to be taken care of right on stage. LOL.
Bogart's is open but all the girls try to hide what is going on.
Am I the only one that preferred the open room at HS?
[QUOTE=JohnnyM; 1330603]Am I the only one that preferred the open room at HS?[/QUOTE]You're not the only one. I dislike the stalls and preferred the weirdness of the open room, the metal chairs, some older guy in the corner pretending he's the gentleman.
Was back in your great city last week with a coworker, and had to show him how much better you guys have it up here than us down south! Started at FC on Monday afternoon, around 5ish. I have only been here once before, and that was several years ago, so didn't really remember it. Absolutely dead! I love the chase and the thrill of negotiating, so I am never really in a big hurry to seal the deal, but my buddy was in heaven. Very cute blonde came up to him and was being sweet, so they ended up going in back. I am bad with names so no way I can remember. I do remember that she was pretty intelligent, articulate and sweet. Didn't come across like she was on anything or even too pushy. Said she was in college, not sure about that but I can see it. Don't know the details of his dream other than he told me total was $ and she gave him a great oral exam.
We were buying some drinks so we had several dancers trying to work on us, but just didn't feel it there. Besides, I am a Bogarts fan, so we headed across street. Hung out there for a while, had a few girls swing by. I'm a big fan of sitting down and chatting with the girls, trying to feel them out a bit.
Bogies was much busier than FC. Enjoyed chatting with several dancers, and they were very frisky. One thing I like about Bogies is the diversification of the girls. I like the option of skinny, thick, black, white young and old. Had a cute young girl almost off shift telling me she swallows and working me hard, but she seemed to mechanical along with the fact she couldn't of been much older than my daughter, and it showed. Just didn't think I would enjoy myself.
Couple hours later, real cute blonde, say 5-8, 130, nice tits sat down by us. Told us she was bored and started rubbing all over. Teasing, licking, back rubbing and crotch grabbing. Now that is what I like! Opened negotiations and she started with $$. Wasn't looking for FS, just BBBJ so offered. 4, worked up to. 6 for her. Told her it might take some time with all the beer I had and she was cool. Difference this time was we went behind a little curtain. Previously everything was out in the open. She went to work, nice sloppy BJ on me, taking her time, slid her hand under my balls and worked them as well. Start of song 2 she moved up beside me and had me play with her pussy as she sucked. Start of song 3, she started slamming her head up and down, which scared me for a minute as I thought some teeth might get involved, but this girl had skills. A few more minutes of that and I was ready. Told her I was ready and to my surprise she took it all, which we hadn't discussed. Kept on me for a few minutes after, cleaned me up with her tongue, and then reached behind and gave me some tissues.
Overall, a great experience for. 6 +.1 for VIP.
Another great visit to your town. Looking forward to return visits.
Stay safe, MoPutt
I started with the usual stroll on John R about 4:30pm yesterday. After a few passes and not a SW to be seen, I decided to head down to Michigan Ave. *Strolled that an fort street and came up empty. Maybe due to the weather. *At this point, I decided to embark on a strip club tour. *Most of my strip club experience is on 8 mile and it's been quite awhile at that. *I decided to do some recon on some of the places I've been hearing about on this forum.
Club Venus on Mich. Ave. : *haven't heard anything about this place here but decided to check it out. *$2 to park, $6 cover after 7pm. *Kind of a dump but beers were cheap. *Probably 6 or so girls working. Mostly bigger girls but not bad. *There were 2 extremely hot ones in good shape. *One of the hotties and one of the larger girls had some extreme dancing skills and were flashing the kitty's at will on stage. *There was a cute blonde. Nice face, perky bees, small ass. Looked great except she had to be at least 7-8 months preggers. Either that or she had a serious medical condition. *She was trying to hide it at all. *I might be tempted to give that a whirl another time. *Looked like they had a fairly private VIP room. I think dances were $20. *I'm fairly sure anything goes with most of the girls at this place. *I didn't stay long as I had other places to hit so I didn't talk to any girls.
Bogarts: this place was as good as the reports here say. *Down and dirty but not a dump. *No cover / parking fee but I was there before 7. Looks like they do charge abit later. *Some prior reports and reviews I have seen said the beer was cheap. I didn't agree with this at $6. 75 a beer but oh well. Like I said, it's been awhile since I've been to a SC. The quality and selection of girls more than made up for the beer prices. *I sat off the side of the mainstage. *There were probably 8-10 girls working. Of the girls, at least 6 were smoking hot young spinner types. I hung out there for about an hour or so. In that time, probably 4 different girls stopped by to chat trying to get me in the VIP. *None of them were overly pushy except for the shot girl. She stood out in there like a sore thumb. *She looked like a crack working girl pushing 50. Nasty. *I think dances were $20 and there may have been a small charge to get into VIP. It looked pretty private from what I could tell. *2 of the 4 were right up front offering BJ and FS. *One was a smokin hot black chick freak with pierced nips. *The other was a goth kind of chick. *She started at $150 for BJ. I laughed like a hyena on the inside. *Told her I wanted to just chill for abit first and she immediately dropped to $100. *I'm sure I could have worked this down alot more. *Feeling the need to continue my tour, I moved on. *I WILL BE BACK TO THIS PLACE.
La Chambre: *$5 cover. *Kind of an odd location to get to as previous posts have stated. *Besides a couple, the barmaid and the bouncer, I was the only white guy in the place. LOL. I felt comfortable there though. *Sat at the bar. Drink prices were reasonable. *Talked to 3 different dancers. All black and hot. *Envy, Lovely and Goddess. I dig the names. LOL. *I talked mostly to Envy. 23 years old, spinner type. *All 3 tried to get me in VIP but they were not pushy. *I didn't get the feeling that there would be any extras here. *I only stayed about 40 minutes then moved on. *Not sure I would repeat. It wasn't bad, just not really my type of place.
Chapeau Vert: *this was the final stop on my tour. *No cover. Drink prices werent too bad. *Kinda dumpy but the music was good. *There were only 4 girls there. Only a few customers. *The girls weren't as good as bogarts but I think anything can happen in this place. *Taylor was on stage when I walked in. She was in the middle of a dam near all out masturbation scene. HOT! *38 years old, cute face, long hair brunette, strong bees, nice ass, lots of tats. 4'11". A little baby fat but still a spinner. *Her teeth were kinda fucked up, maybe some halitosis going on, but I had enough beer in me at this point so it was all good. *She sat with me for over 2 hours. Talked about everything. During that time she had to go dance a couple of times on stage but always came right back to me. Even though a couple other dudes were tipping her. *She hinted at the VIP but never asked directly. *I bought her 2 drinks. Plenty of groping to go around and lots of digit play with her cooter. *We never talked money, but I could have probably done everything with her for a very economical price. I'm sure Greek is on the menu as well based on our convo. *I was too drunk at this point to head into the VIP. Plus it was midnight and I had to be to work at 6:30 this morning. *I WILL DEFINITLY BE BACK. Especially since this was the closest to my house of the 4 places I visited.
One final insignificant detail: *At all 4 places I was shocked to see customers, waitresses and dancers smoking. *Apparently the no smoking ban is not in effect in detoilet and stinkster. LOL. *It didn't bother me, I was just very surprised.
I've been lurking but don't post here often. Being in my late 20's, most of my friend's don't have the consistent cash flow to hit up strip clubs often, and I like to go at least weekly. Anyone interested in hitting them up with me?
My favorite by far: BT's, FC, PHC, HC (probably in that same order).
Tonight, I'm thinking about hitting FC first, then possibly Bogart's (to try it) or BT's.
Send me a PM if you are interested for tonight.
[QUOTE=Jd2011; 1332002]I started with the usual stroll on John R about 4:30pm yesterday. After a few passes and not a SW to be seen, I decided to head down to Michigan Ave. *Strolled that an fort street and came up empty. Maybe due to the weather. *At this point, I decided to embark on a strip club tour. *Most of my strip club experience is on 8 mile and it's been quite awhile at that. *I decided to do some recon on some of the places I've been hearing about on this forum.
Club Venus on Mich. Ave. : *haven't heard anything about this place here but decided to check it out. *$2 to park, $6 cover after 7pm. *Kind of a dump but beers were cheap. *Probably 6 or so girls working. Mostly bigger girls but not bad. *There were 2 extremely hot ones in good shape. *One of the hotties and one of the larger girls had some extreme dancing skills and were flashing the kitty's at will on stage. *There was a cute blonde. Nice face, perky bees, small ass. Looked great except she had to be at least 7-8 months preggers. Either that or she had a serious medical condition. *She was trying to hide it at all. *I might be tempted to give that a whirl another time. *Looked like they had a fairly private VIP room. I think dances were $20. *I'm fairly sure anything goes with most of the girls at this place. *I didn't stay long as I had other places to hit so I didn't talk to any girls.
Bogarts: this place was as good as the reports here say. *Down and dirty but not a dump. *No cover / parking fee but I was there before 7. Looks like they do charge abit later. *Some prior reports and reviews I have seen said the beer was cheap. I didn't agree with this at $6. 75 a beer but oh well. Like I said, it's been awhile since I've been to a SC. The quality and selection of girls more than made up for the beer prices. *I sat off the side of the mainstage. *There were probably 8-10 girls working. Of the girls, at least 6 were smoking hot young spinner types. I hung out there for about an hour or so. In that time, probably 4 different girls stopped by to chat trying to get me in the VIP. *None of them were overly pushy except for the shot girl. She stood out in there like a sore thumb. *She looked like a crack working girl pushing 50. Nasty. *I think dances were $20 and there may have been a small charge to get into VIP. It looked pretty private from what I could tell. *2 of the 4 were right up front offering BJ and FS. *One was a smokin hot black chick freak with pierced nips. *The other was a goth kind of chick. *She started at $150 for BJ. I laughed like a hyena on the inside. *Told her I wanted to just chill for abit first and she immediately dropped to $100. *I'm sure I could have worked this down alot more. *Feeling the need to continue my tour, I moved on. *I WILL BE BACK TO THIS PLACE.
La Chambre: *$5 cover. *Kind of an odd location to get to as previous posts have stated. *Besides a couple, the barmaid and the bouncer, I was the only white guy in the place. LOL. I felt comfortable there though. *Sat at the bar. Drink prices were reasonable. *Talked to 3 different dancers. All black and hot. *Envy, Lovely and Goddess. I dig the names. LOL. *I talked mostly to Envy. 23 years old, spinner type. *All 3 tried to get me in VIP but they were not pushy. *I didn't get the feeling that there would be any extras here. *I only stayed about 40 minutes then moved on. *Not sure I would repeat. It wasn't bad, just not really my type of place.
Chapeau Vert: *this was the final stop on my tour. *No cover. Drink prices werent too bad. *Kinda dumpy but the music was good. *There were only 4 girls there. Only a few customers. *The girls weren't as good as bogarts but I think anything can happen in this place. *Taylor was on stage when I walked in. She was in the middle of a dam near all out masturbation scene. HOT! *38 years old, cute face, long hair brunette, strong bees, nice ass, lots of tats. 4'11". A little baby fat but still a spinner. *Her teeth were kinda fucked up, maybe some halitosis going on, but I had enough beer in me at this point so it was all good. *She sat with me for over 2 hours. Talked about everything. During that time she had to go dance a couple of times on stage but always came right back to me. Even though a couple other dudes were tipping her. *She hinted at the VIP but never asked directly. *I bought her 2 drinks. Plenty of groping to go around and lots of digit play with her cooter. *We never talked money, but I could have probably done everything with her for a very economical price. I'm sure Greek is on the menu as well based on our convo. *I was too drunk at this point to head into the VIP. Plus it was midnight and I had to be to work at 6:30 this morning. *I WILL DEFINITLY BE BACK. Especially since this was the closest to my house of the 4 places I visited.
One final insignificant detail: *At all 4 places I was shocked to see customers, waitresses and dancers smoking. *Apparently the no smoking ban is not in effect in detoilet and stinkster. LOL. *It didn't bother me, I was just very surprised.[/QUOTE]Great report, but isn't it a pain in the ass to type a * before almost every single sentence?
Wow. I just noticed that. I wrote the report earlier while I was at work so I didn't want to use a work computer. I did it on my phone. For some reason, this site will not keep my logged on with my phone for very long so I had to type it in another program, then log in to the site and copy and paste to the site. It must have done that in the paste process somehow. LOL. Believe me, I would never type that.
[QUOTE=JoesParty;1332356]Great report, but isn't it a pain in the ass to type a * before almost every single sentence?[/QUOTE]
I've gone from zero D-area clubs in 6 years to 3 in the past month. Latest was Bogarts. I had low expectations given the tutorial but figured it was worth a shot. It wasn't awful, definitely a few steps below FC and BT, but not completely disgusting. The VIP was pretty bad with used Jimmy Hats on the floor. Popped in around lunch last week and it felt like a neighborhood bar. Crammed with regular guys, not white collar office jerks. Question #1. Do they offer an AARP discount? Because most of the guys looked like they were spending their social security checks there. (No offense to any of you "seasoned" posters)
Anyway, there was a wide variety of dancers there, which was nice to see. There were a few 8s, but mostly 5-7s. THere was a 9 on stage when I left, but I'm a sucker for redheads. Samantha. Young blonde, nice rack. Made a big push and I should've taken her up on it. I had to be somewhere so I ended up with the best available at that time so I got a dance with Brook. Thin white brunette with tattoos, very ghetto sounding when she talked. I placed an order for premium channels but found the package STUNK. Decided I'd stick with basic cable. Didn't get a refund, but at that point I didn't care. Question #2. How do I get the stink out of my nose? I've tried shoving baking soda up my nostrils but dint work.
Overall, not a bad place but not sure I'll go back.
[QUOTE=JuanBee; 1332572]I've gone from zero D-area clubs in 6 years to 3 in the past month. Latest was Bogarts. I had low expectations given the tutorial but figured it was worth a shot. It wasn't awful, definitely a few steps below FC and BT, but not completely disgusting. The VIP was pretty bad with used Jimmy Hats on the floor. Popped in around lunch last week and it felt like a neighborhood bar. Crammed with regular guys, not white collar office jerks. Question #1. Do they offer an AARP discount? Because most of the guys looked like they were spending their social security checks there. (No offense to any of you "seasoned" posters)
Anyway, there was a wide variety of dancers there, which was nice to see. There were a few 8s, but mostly 5-7s. THere was a 9 on stage when I left, but I'm a sucker for redheads. Samantha. Young blonde, nice rack. Made a big push and I should've taken her up on it. I had to be somewhere so I ended up with the best available at that time so I got a dance with Brook. Thin white brunette with tattoos, very ghetto sounding when she talked. I placed an order for premium channels but found the package STUNK. Decided I'd stick with basic cable. Didn't get a refund, but at that point I didn't care. Question #2. How do I get the stink out of my nose? I've tried shoving baking soda up my nostrils but dint work.
Overall, not a bad place but not sure I'll go back.[/QUOTE]Sorry, I've not found any easy way to get the stink out of my nose, and I know exactly what you mean. But I may have just stumbled on a solution last evening. I recently started swimming for exercise and went to the pol yesterday with that unfortunate odor lingering. I found the chlorine really helped. Not much help if you're not a swimmer, I realize.
This almost makes me feel sorry for the girls who have to put up with smelly dudes after a service has been offered. Almost. I'm sure they're experts at breathing through their mouths.
[QUOTE=JoesParty; 1332897]Sorry, I've not found any easy way to get the stink out of my nose, and I know exactly what you mean. But I may have just stumbled on a solution last evening. I recently started swimming for exercise and went to the pol yesterday with that unfortunate odor lingering. I found the chlorine really helped. Not much help if you're not a swimmer, I realize.
This almost makes me feel sorry for the girls who have to put up with smelly dudes after a service has been offered. Almost. I'm sure they're experts at breathing through their mouths.[/QUOTE]The best ones can breathe through their ears.
[QUOTE=JuanBee;1332572]Question #2. How do I get the stink out of my nose? I've tried shoving baking soda up my nostrils but dint work.[/QUOTE]Hahaha. I feel your pain. I was at a dive club a couple of years back when a hot chick took the stage. When I went to tip her, she held onto the pole while swinging her legs onto my shoulders. The stench hit me so fast and hard that I recoiled causing her legs to fall off my shoulders and bang into the side of the stage. Thank goodness that she had a good grip on the pole or she'd have cracked her skull in half. That smell comes back to me any time I think about that experience.
[QUOTE=Drtsnooch;1332903]Hahaha. I feel your pain. I was at a dive club a couple of years back when a hot chick took the stage. When I went to tip her, she held onto the pole while swinging her legs onto my shoulders. The stench hit me so fast and hard that I recoiled causing her legs to fall off my shoulders and bang into the side of the stage. Thank goodness that she had a good grip on the pole or she'd have cracked her skull in half. That smell comes back to me any time I think about that experience.[/QUOTE]This very same scenario has happened to me, as well. Or after DATY, those juices get lodged in your nostrils. There are various ways to combat it, but here is what works for me. You have to physically clean your nostrils. I have used the following:
1) Scented Wet Ones. Roll it up and ream each nostril while spinning as you push in and pull out.
2) Bar soap on a rag, or with your little finger.
3) Beer. Seriously. If you don't choke or puke, beer in the nostrils.
4) Nasal spray. Afrin, Flonase, Nasonex, etc.
5) Swimming pool water! LOL, that is a new one, but should work.
I know it seems kinda gross, but it's better to do these things than to tolerate unwanted snatch smells.