Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Leche;2999114]Go check out Pho Thai on Burbank blvd in North Hollywood.[/QUOTE]That would be Po Thai sir.

[QUOTE=MongerDude;3001673]That would be Po Thai sir.[/QUOTE]So, no noodles?

Used to be a couple other AMPs on Magnolia in the 10400-10700 block. The nastiest one still has the signs up, but has been closed for a while.

So, I was in ENCINO, had the DAY to myself, and figured I'd check out a SPA. . 5 entry, and an average looking girl shows me to the room. Different average looking girl (standard issue b-cups, nondescript face) comes in. She did a very good massage, worked the problem areas. Not too chatty, which I prefer. Mega amounts of oil tho. You're offered a TS after, but I didn't have the time. Flip, sheet stays in place, but the massage gets closer and closer. Problem is, I'm ticklish. So the "teasing" was an internal battle to not start giggling like a little girl. Anyway, finally grabs hold, preforms a good, functional finish. Hot towel clean up and I'm off. OTC roaming only (YMMV). No $$ talk, which I really appreciate. . 4 tip. Just realized, never asked her name, but the service level could be had by any SP there, I'm guessing.

[QUOTE=Willie23;3002135]So, no noodles?

Used to be a couple other AMPs on Magnolia in the 10400-10700 block. The nastiest one still has the signs up, but has been closed for a while.[/QUOTE]There was a nasty one there on magnolia or burbank blvd where you could get asian milfs and gilfs who did bareback everything but they closed.

[QUOTE=Noynoy;2995444]After going calling my atf and finding out she only does outcalls moving forward, I had to go thru BP and start filtering and researching these numbers. I am still uneasy about meeting someone new after reading some horror stories. So instead I took a trip to the moon. I asked for a younger lady at least in the 30's or so but got one in the 40's I think she was. Asian lady. I kept asking for someone else and I guess she wanted to make for it by going BBBJ. I just thought what the hell, I'm going to get the most out of it. She went down for about 10 minutes, put the cover on and finished mish. Mamasan promised to get me what I want next time. We'll see![/QUOTE]Dropped in after reading this and really nasty looking MILF at the front counter was promising. Great legs, major implants. However, I got "Cindy" who was just not good at anything. Okay looking, had some booty, smallish tits. Wanted tip upfront. Meh CBJ, okay HJ, roaming outside the panties; would have been happy to stay completely out of reach over my legs. So minimal interaction / not erotic.

The place is is a big spooge factory. I'm guessing 3-4 providers on call. I would return if the nasty looking MMS was available, but since the luck of the draw gave me a blah provider, likely won't return.

I tried po thai a few times recently. So so gals who do a good massage and then the jerk job without asking for anything up front. Nice peeps there but I think it's just a hand job establishment. I told my therapist I wanted to massage her and she said "next time. " we'll see.

[QUOTE=Deerom;3019270]I tried po thai a few times recently. So so gals who do a good massage and then the jerk job without asking for anything up front. Nice peeps there but I think it's just a hand job establishment. I told my therapist I wanted to massage her and she said "next time. " we'll see.[/QUOTE]In my experience, "next time" typically means your next lifetime.

[QUOTE=Willie23;3020362]In my experience, "next time" typically means your next lifetime.[/QUOTE]Exactly. But I'll give it a try anyway.

[QUOTE=Deerom;3020840]Exactly. But I'll give it a try anyway.[/QUOTE]If you're ever in Santa Clarita and want to massage the provider, check out Asia Massage. The SP's there don't mind at all.

Disappointing experience at BM this time. I paid for 45 minutes ($35), but Ruby made no effort to prolong the session past 30 minutes. Still one of the best deals in the valley.

The massage was meh, and 5 minutes in, Ruby asked me what I wanted. Previously, Wei Wei gave me a much better, longer, and more fun massage, and at least pretended to be interested. Ruby asked for $120 up front, which I did not haggle over, and she still gave tepid service. She is one of the hotter providers here, but I lost interest 20 minutes into a 45 minute session, due to her lack of interest. 30 minutes after I walked in, I walked back out.

First time for me losing interest and leaving without finishing.

To be clear, Ruby is very nice, and sweet, and gave me a hug and asked me to come back, etc. , but she made no effort during the service to make it fun. The room was hot, too.

For those of you who want specifics, read between the lines, please.

Saw mamasan at the counter as I was leaving. First time I have seen a mamasan here. She barked goodbye at me. I am not sure I will come back.

(Cross-posted from RM.)

Know Candace from blue moon long time.

On / off Mamasan and provider.

Husband or whatever has place on Ventura in Tarzana.

Been to BM few times lately tried to relive old good times.

It's just like all over the valley.

Real Older ugly non unclassy untrained greedy providers who demand too much upfront completely ruining mood.

And even when you give in its a total uninspiring session.

I'm staying away much better places.

Used to be a great place.

Used to have older (Aida) but very willing providers.

Now they got really nasty ugly ones who don't have any talent.

They sent in a younger one with a perpetual scowl who brushed away my hand. Asked for change.

Lady on Medicare walked in. Almost threw up.

Next time (went back see you I give everyone another chance especially since used to be good).

Lady told me uncle LEO came in with threat and barged into the rooms.

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Is this FS? $200/ hour seems right for a FS place with hotties, but 100 for hh seems like not enough unless this is sans tip.

Please PM me.

If you were in the AMP and there is a raid, Can the cops perform a body search on you?

[QUOTE=Ganj8;3043790]If you were in the AMP and there is a raid, Can the cops perform a body search on you?[/QUOTE]Depends on the circumstances and what you mean by "body search".

The general rule is that they can search an individual' and his " wingspan"(area within immediate reach) to search for weapons or contraband only during the course of an arrest.

If not during an arrest, they can do an outer clothing search (pat down) only if they have reason to suspect the person committed a crime or maybe carrying a weapon. The shape and texture of the object they feel during the pat down must be obvious (ie a gun) for them to expand the search beyond the pat down.

There are a few exceptions that likely don't apply in the AMP scenario, but hard to tell based on what you posted. If the person consents to the search, then everything you just read is moot.

No, I'm not a lawyer, but I recently went to an in call at a holiday inn.