Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=V Rider; 1215466]"I when see this chick. She gave me HE. She was hot!"

Come on, my brothers! What are we supposed to decipher from a report like this? I agree with RJ. Doesn't need to be a report but include facts, ie. Short hair, breast / ass / waist size, eye / hair color, Petite does not mean short! Spinner means short! Good / bad attitude, slow or fast, deep or shallow, rushed / non-rushed, good BJ, was it BBBJ? Covered? Cost and location? Any contact numbers? Etc.

A note on YMMV: Most likely I am preaching to the choir, but sometimes a monger looks for the girl to provide the spark and the monger reacts to her. Conversely, sometimes we are just damn horny and looking for a cooperative, hot body to bang. And then there are the times when we want the GFE or "My wallet be damned" PSE experience or something completely different altogether. Then other times we want a "dance", where we both (monger and provider) contribute to the experience. This is the variable of YMMV. Plus, generally, we don't know L / A/S of ourselves, do we? Informative reports with as much information as possible helps the rest of us make a quality decision.

I am in favor of informative reports.

My name is V Rider and I approve this message.

Be safe all!

V Rider[/QUOTE]Excellent comment.

I'll support and vote for ya!

[QUOTE=V Rider; 1215466]"I when see this chick. She gave me HE. She was hot!"

Come on, my brothers! What are we supposed to decipher from a report like this? I agree with RJ. Doesn't need to be a report but include facts, ie. Short hair, breast / ass / waist size, eye / hair color, Petite does not mean short! Spinner means short! Good / bad attitude, slow or fast, deep or shallow, rushed / non-rushed, good BJ, was it BBBJ? Covered? Cost and location? Any contact numbers? Etc.

A note on YMMV: Most likely I am preaching to the choir, but sometimes a monger looks for the girl to provide the spark and the monger reacts to her. Conversely, sometimes we are just damn horny and looking for a cooperative, hot body to bang. And then there are the times when we want the GFE or "My wallet be damned" PSE experience or something completely different altogether. Then other times we want a "dance", where we both (monger and provider) contribute to the experience. This is the variable of YMMV. Plus, generally, we don't know L / A/S of ourselves, do we? Informative reports with as much information as possible helps the rest of us make a quality decision.

I am in favor of informative reports.

My name is V Rider and I approve this message.

Be safe all!

V Rider[/QUOTE]V Rider,

You have my vote, City Prosecutor

[QUOTE=Kanakatak;1215471]I've been banging this girl (a friend). We both have s. O. 's and just hooked up one night casually and have been having some nsa action ever since. But I was trying to booty call her all morning that day and no reponse. When I get out of the above shitty sesh, I see her missed call and text. She wrote,"you going come over and fuck me in the ass or what?" fml! I had to get to work so I couldn't. I guess I deserved that.[/QUOTE]Just be careful with these "NSA" sessions as the girl can start having some feelings towards you. If this happens it'll wreak havoc on your personal life. I learned the hard way.

[QUOTE=John Ross;1215907]Just be careful with these "NSA" sessions as the girl can start having some feelings towards you. If this happens it'll wreak havoc on your personal life. I learned the hard way.[/QUOTE]So true. Happened to me too a long time ago. She wanted to start doing other things together, and me believing that we were still playing by NSA rules went along without ever realizing she was trying to get together with me for real. When it finally all came to a head, and I didn't reciprocate the feelings, it got very awkward. She was hoping we'd both leave our SOs, and be happy together. Instead, she kept finding excuses not to show up at our group get togethers where different couples get together for dinner, clubbing, etc. I was always wondering which female in our group she must have confided in and knew about it-and when they'd spill the beans. Luckily, as things go, over time your friends change and hang out with different people.

I'd say whomever you hang out with once you get into your 30s, those become your permanent friends. In your 20s, friends are a little more transient.

The last time I saw Monica, my legs were noticeably wobbly afterward. Long, sustained periods of 100% all-out pounding and grinding, not to mention making deposits in her sperm bank really tend to take all support from your legs.

Well, this afternoon was another one of those marathon sessions where I was covered in sweat having spent most of it on my feet or knees pounding her! I mean, you can lay back and let her do the work if you want to, but man, if a provider is going to let you jack hammer, go for it! I'd say 45 minutes out of the hour was actual time spent pumping away. She's like the energizer bunny! So, after the session as I was driving away, I was thinking just how spent I was, particularly my legs again.

Well. After I parked at the location of an appointment I had after our session, I was walking up a flight of stairs and I literally buckled and stumbled into the steps. OUCH! Got a BIG knot on my knee and even drew blood!

Monica is dangerous. (haha) Can't wait to get spent again! And my GOD, she is a deep throat queen. Haven't been DTed like that since Sarah (Jessica Rabbit) from PT a decade ago. Her lips actually touch your abdomen she goes so deep. Plus, I love the feeling of the head of my cock against her constricting throat muscles! As I was leaving and she was dressing me, as she pulled up my shorts, she goes back to sucking and DT. She looks up at me and says, "I wish you could stay longer!" Man, if I hadn't made a previous appointment, I'd probably still be there.

I'm tellin' ya, "Day Time" with Monica is "The Time!"

[QUOTE=John Ross;1215907]Just be careful with these "NSA" sessions as the girl can start having some feelings towards you. If this happens it'll wreak havoc on your personal life. I learned the hard way.[/QUOTE]More than be careful, good fun in the beginning BUT if feelings enter esp. From her side going not only hurt feelings, but become volitile. I can vouch for that one more than I can remember. Again only in PM for details. One sweety was a kinda famous local musician, fricking awesome fucknsuck NSA. But now just good friends, witout tappin that. Tight nani.

[QUOTE=Makana9;1216050]More than be careful, good fun in the beginning BUT if feelings enter esp. From her side going not only hurt feelings, but become volitile. I can vouch for that one more than I can remember. Again only in PM for details. One sweety was a kinda famous local musician, fricking awesome fucknsuck NSA. But now just good friends, witout tappin that. Tight nani.[/QUOTE]So its you brother, tapping Carole Kai? No wonder she got that big smile on her face! More power to you, besides having the NSA gives it a little more excitement. Like grabbing the tiger by the tail and getting away with it, knowing that beast could tear both your heads off!

There are a few posts talking about "Carole Kai", look alike, but maybe its the real thing after all? Yeah, I would tap her too if given the chance.

Got a call from Annie saying Panda is returning tomorrow from China and is bringing her sister who, according to Annie, looks similar to Panda. I enjoyed Panda's service last time she was here. Her BBBJCIM was top notch but not as good as Coco technique-wise IMO however, still very good. Plus, she is a FOX and, not a SHIM. I am first in line. Do not DATY else you be ingesting some Skinman DNA.

Now let me see, that makes 3 calls today. 1 from Hanabi about "Ocean" (who she says has boobs like hers, I am leaving to go check on that right after I hit "Submit Report") and another from Lily re: her 2 new girls and this one regarding Panda & sis. What the hell these girls think? Skin got a money tree in my backyard? I am young and full of jizz (some people accuse me of being FOS. No truth to that brothers) and, can go all day everyday like a lotta you young studs out there in MongoLand? No way! OK. I admit I was asked to post this heads-up by Annie. In return I get first dibs on either Panda or her sister. Whichever one I think is better looking. Let me tell you. Sister has to be a raving beauty for me to pick her over Panda!

Be safe bros,

Skin

[QUOTE=Kanakatak;1215471]So last week I go to kison to welcome back monica. Mama says she just went in w / somebody else. Dang! So I tell mama I can wait or come back. Of course, she urges me to try someone else."monica just went in so going to be a long time," she says. This is where my better judgement goes out the window and the little head takes over. I pick ai because her name was familiar from here, but mixed reviews. As always (when the little head is doing the thinking) outcome was not good. Wasn't horrible, but far from good (especially if comparing to monica). Mama told me too,"she just like monica." anyways, previous descriptions are right on. Ok face (maybe 7). Slender but not toned at all with a soft mid section. Smoker's breath. No kissing or bb anything. CBJ was pretty good though. Pounded her in mish and popped quick just to get it over with. No feeling, very mechanical. Definitely won't repeat. Lesson learned. Always stick w / original plan. The kicker to this story. I've been banging this girl (a friend). We both have s. O. 's and just hooked up one night casually and have been having some nsa action ever since. But I was trying to booty call her all morning that day and no reponse. When I get out of the above shitty sesh, I see her missed call and text. She wrote,"you going come over and fuck me in the ass or what?" fml! I had to get to work so I couldn't. I guess I deserved that.[/QUOTE]I dunno brotha, I think I would've called in sick and went over an tapped that ass!

[QUOTE=Alohaoe; 1215263]Saw a sexy new Chinese girl there with a nice body.

Today sitting on the couch. [/QUOTE]I tried the new girl Aleesh (?) long black hair. 5'-3" or 5'-4".110, and she was a betch with so many rule. Not going to repeat. YMMV.

WB

Against sound advice and better judgment I took the monger stroll to Hula's in search of Cherry who of course wasn't there (damn my luck!). The MS stall as I wait in one of those seedy red lit hot boxes the call rooms. I saw another attractive girl as I made my way to the back so I felt that she would be a nice alternative if Cherry wasn't there. As my luck would have it this girl was busy and Cherry was MIA. I'm about to roll. MS sends in a BP all star and one of the normal couch girls both appeared friendly enough but I had my mind set. Next MS comes back and says The gorl I saw when I arrived, Hazel would be finished soon. I kicked back and chilled for about 15 mins before Hazel came in.

Hazel.

L:7 Hazel is a white girl aged 20-25, 5'3" or so with dark hair which falls to the middle of her back. She appeared to have blue eyes (I'm in red light hell remember) and a long aqualine nose which didn't detract from her appearance. She wouldn't turn heads at the mall but she has a cute understated look that is my type. Has a tat above the right (left?) breast and script tat above her deceptively nice ass. Nice and slender with pale skin. She has a nice grippable ass that is especially enjoyable in DS.

A:7 Hazel was cool. We did the customary chit chat and LE check. Given Pipefittah's earlier post I was kicking myself for being there but fuck it. I was a bit peaved when she asked how much I had. (WTF?) Of course she asked for kala up front which is SOP for Hula's so I had no issue with it. On the other hand when she asked if I had a tip for her in addition to the standard I wondered if my face betrayed my incredulity at her greed / boldness. I told her any such gratuity would depend on her pending performance. The nerve of the non-asian chicks astounds me sometimes. They seem to believe that since they offer white / black / local pussy they are entitled to command a premiun for substandard to shitty service. The outstanding non-asian provider is few and far in between. Aside from this horseshit, she had a good sense of humor and friendly disposition.

S:7 Didn't waste much time getting down to business. Stroked me to attention while I rubbed her ass. She put the saddle on by hand and commenced delivering one of the best CBJ's I've ever had. I had to slow her down before I popped. Normally CBJ is more of a chore than a treat but she had great suction and allowed her lips to drag along the length of the shaft after throatin to the base of the shaft. The visual alone was enough to keep me on rock. She mounts in CG. Upon entry I knew I'd have to focus with this one. Her nani was really wet, snug (just short of tight but still damn good) and well contoured internally. I had to put the brakes on her early so I could bring myself back from the brink. While I'm recovering slowly alternates between deep strokes and quick shallow booty bounces which kept me in the zone. She started to get into it and grind hard and deep increasing the depth of her breathing and downstroke. That was it I popped halfway before I could catch myself. I turned her over and finished in DS. I gripped those lovely rippling ass cheeks and watched the tat above her ass giggle in tune with my thrusts. Damn good fuck!

Summary:

L:7 Might not be most folks cup o tea but she was my type. A look that screams freak in the sheets.

A:7 Cool girl. Friendly enough.

S:7 Fairly sensual. Great fuck. She can take a tapping and ride / grind like a rodeo star.

Why straight sevens? Well, service was pretty standard. The pussy was damn good and the girl can fuck, hence the above average marks. Opinions may vary but these are mine. Would I repeat? Jurys still out but likely no. The pussy was good enough that normally I would return for seconds but her greedines and my pussy is worth it and then some attitude sours the deal. She'll make my top ten on BJ fuck skills alone.

Happy mongering.

RJ

[QUOTE=Jimmiedean;1215129]So what happened to Joy? Did she move somewhere else?[/QUOTE]Said she was taking a month off here in Hawaii and then an additional month or 2 in Korea. Mama can't be too happy as she brought in a ton of money (pun intended). A few girls there should give her a cut because some of them only get business as a result of her castoffs when she is busy.

Point taken boys. Thanks for the heads up. The shit is so good right now though! Hahahaha.

[QUOTE=Makana9;1216050]More than be careful, good fun in the beginning BUT if feelings enter esp. From her side going not only hurt feelings, but become volitile. I can vouch for that one more than I can remember. Again only in PM for details. One sweety was a kinda famous local musician, fricking awesome fucknsuck NSA. But now just good friends, witout tappin that. Tight nani.[/QUOTE]

Yo,

Been having problems posting recently so ignore if this duplicate.

My fav hoe GF Julie jackie busy busy busy, so went looking for pretty hoe with attitude at 7 LOL.

7 busy too, only 2 hoes on the bench-went with the Sindy again.

Caught her on a good day. No attitude except a fook me one. Great session. For those who need to know, she is a soft body pale white curvy 30 sometin beauty, with very suckable bee cee nips, and a very nice nani.

She looks good, smells real good and tastes even better.

This session started with TS, and right to the deed in the room. Immediately stroking jr, rubbing her bod tightly against mine, kissing, licking sucking all over.

She rubbin jr on hr clit while ontop for long time-pussy juice all over. Really got into it-hot, sweaty, heavy breathing=no fakie moans form this girl. Pussy lips on jr. Felt real good-almost spewed.

DATY till she had her o-she rubbin her clit while I eat that very tasty treat-she taste soo good.

Then ball likin and stuff, some shaft licking cover on, CBJ for long long time-she suckie good and long today.

Hop on for some hard grinding CG, RCG-loved DS. Had to stop-she suckie jr. Again for a while, then finish in mish-pulled out and cum in her mouth with cover on-was nice that she kept sucking jr. For couple minutes after-what a great feeling-made my legs go numb!

Cuddle and more for long time-I had to get up and put my clothes on-felt too much like GF. Yikes.

No rush, no attitude. Even tho 7 was busy, not pushy-it was one of my best sessions this year.

Monger long enough to know that every so often even them attitude hoes can provide great time if timing is right.

Jb

[QUOTE=RickJames808; 1216316]Against sound advice and better judgment I took the monger stroll to Hula's in search of Cherry who of course wasn't there (damn my luck!). The MS stall as I wait in one of those seedy red lit hot boxes the call rooms. I saw another attractive girl as I made my way to the back so I felt that she would be a nice alternative if Cherry wasn't there. As my luck would have it this girl was busy and Cherry was MIA. I'm about to roll. MS sends in a BP all star and one of the normal couch girls both appeared friendly enough but I had my mind set. Next MS comes back and says The gorl I saw when I arrived, Hazel would be finished soon. I kicked back and chilled for about 15 mins before Hazel came in.

Hazel.

L:7 Hazel is a white girl aged 20-25, 5'3" or so with dark hair which falls to the middle of her back. She appeared to have blue eyes (I'm in red light hell remember) and a long aqualine nose which didn't detract from her appearance. She wouldn't turn heads at the mall but she has a cute understated look that is my type. Has a tat above the right (left?) breast and script tat above her deceptively nice ass. Nice and slender with pale skin. She has a nice grippable ass that is especially enjoyable in DS.

A:7 Hazel was cool. We did the customary chit chat and LE check. Given Pipefittah's earlier post I was kicking myself for being there but fuck it. I was a bit peaved when she asked how much I had. (WTF?) Of course she asked for kala up front which is SOP for Hula's so I had no issue with it. On the other hand when she asked if I had a tip for her in addition to the standard I wondered if my face betrayed my incredulity at her greed / boldness. I told her any such gratuity would depend on her pending performance. The nerve of the non-asian chicks astounds me sometimes. They seem to believe that since they offer white / black / local pussy they are entitled to command a premiun for substandard to shitty service. The outstanding non-asian provider is few and far in between. Aside from this horseshit, she had a good sense of humor and friendly disposition.

S:7 Didn't waste much time getting down to business. Stroked me to attention while I rubbed her ass. She put the saddle on by hand and commenced delivering one of the best CBJ's I've ever had. I had to slow her down before I popped. Normally CBJ is more of a chore than a treat but she had great suction and allowed her lips to drag along the length of the shaft after throatin to the base of the shaft. The visual alone was enough to keep me on rock. She mounts in CG. Upon entry I knew I'd have to focus with this one. Her nani was really wet, snug (just short of tight but still damn good) and well contoured internally. I had to put the brakes on her early so I could bring myself back from the brink. While I'm recovering slowly alternates between deep strokes and quick shallow booty bounces which kept me in the zone. She started to get into it and grind hard and deep increasing the depth of her breathing and downstroke. That was it I popped halfway before I could catch myself. I turned her over and finished in DS. I gripped those lovely rippling ass cheeks and watched the tat above her ass giggle in tune with my thrusts. Damn good fuck!

Summary:

L:7 Might not be most folks cup o tea but she was my type. A look that screams freak in the sheets.

A:7 Cool girl. Friendly enough.

S:7 Fairly sensual. Great fuck. She can take a tapping and ride / grind like a rodeo star.

Why straight sevens? Well, service was pretty standard. The pussy was damn good and the girl can fuck, hence the above average marks. Opinions may vary but these are mine. Would I repeat? Jurys still out but likely no. The pussy was good enough that normally I would return for seconds but her greedines and my pussy is worth it and then some attitude sours the deal. She'll make my top ten on BJ fuck skills alone.

Happy mongering.

RJ[/QUOTE]Rick James you are the man! Hazel used to work at VIP and she is one of my ATF's and a hard-to-find good white fuck. However, she moved and I didn't have her phone number so I wasn't able to find her and assumed that she had dropped out of the business. Thanks to your review I know where to, once again, find that good white fuck.