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I've been seeing Kyla on a regular basis for some time and as you can tell from all the post on these boards she is a high volume provider. As far as eye contact goes, the only good eye contact I have with her is when we are talking or when she is on top in the CC position. To be honest I make her switch to the RCC and even then I can't last very long or I will pop. I'll have her switch to either Doggie or Mish and always both before I pop. The only thing I focus on when she is giving me a BBBJ, Doggie or RCC is top of her head or her gorgeous back side. I love the way her legs twitch every time I lick her kitty. I like to hear her moan in every position even if she might be faking. She told me that she doesn't get off every time with all the guys she sees and I guess that is to be expected since she sees so many. I will continue seeing her as long as she is around.

I texted a well reviewed provider between Cincy and Dayton about setting an appointment up. 90 or so minutes later I get a garbled text that appeared to be written in a drunk stupor or pick her favorite drug of choice! I had to reread the text 3 times to understand what she meant!

2+ hours late for the appointment with constant "be there in 10 minute texts". I was her "first fuck of the day" yet she brushed her teeth when arriving. I didn't indulge in GFE. Come on, try to hide it. Dark spot by her temple she was hiding with make up, 1" wide by 2"-3" tall, "got burned in a tanning bed", even though she's not tan, her tats are the only color other than white. Her front teeth are fine but the side teeth are rotting, If you are charging $160 for a hh wouldn't you see a dentist? She really does well performance wise but if you're a B player don't self yourself as an A player. Won't repeat. Oh, after she spent time in my bathroom an item came up missing, a small item but it fucking wasn't hers, a sticking point with me, I did message her about it and got crickets. I recommend don't go there but YMMV. JJ.

Sorry about your luck but that seems to be about par for that course! Always late.

Golfguy, playing through.

[QUOTE=JimJaimes;4143856]2+ hours late for the appointment with constant "be there in 10 minute texts". I was her "first fuck of the day" yet she brushed her teeth when arriving. I didn't indulge in GFE. Come on, try to hide it. Dark spot by her temple she was hiding with make up, 1" wide by 2"-3" tall, "got burned in a tanning bed", even though she's not tan, her tats are the only color other than white. Her front teeth are fine but the side teeth are rotting, If you are charging $160 for a hh wouldn't you see a dentist? She really does well performance wise but if you're a B player don't self yourself as an A player. Won't repeat. Oh, after she spent time in my bathroom an item came up missing, a small item but it fucking wasn't hers, a sticking point with me, I did message her about it and got crickets. I recommend don't go there but YMMV. JJ.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MeadnMrsJones;4132911]I second this. All I can really deduce is that some mongers around here have never had the real thing, or are too cheap to seek it out. The number of times that I've booked based on glowing reviews, only to get there and drop a pair of Jacksons and say "no thanks" to what I've seen and then walked out, is pretty high.

Pretty Cameron. Pics are inaccurate, way heavier and rougher looking in person.

Taylor Nikole. Sweet girl, but incall REEKED of (animal?) urine.

LadyShay. Old enough to be my mother, dumpy incall, looks like she's been through the ringer a few times.

MaciMonroe. Obvious use, looked like she was on another planet when I walked in.

Kayla. Attractive and on time, thought I finally had a winner. But dressed in frumpy sweats even thought I'd asked for something particular, and spent 10 minutes screwing around with her phones.

These providers all had GLOWING reviews. None of them came close to being the real thing. I consider myself lucky to have only wasted a bit of time and a couple of $ and been on my way.

I'm waiting for the real deal. I've considered some of the more well reviewed talent from EE, but have not found the handler to be the easiest to communicate / schedule with.[/QUOTE]A few addendums to your reviews:

Taylor Nikole was not bad back in her Delicious Dawn days, ten years ago. But even a good provider has a shelf life. Tom Brady probably won't be quarterbacking at sixty. Likewise, I recently saw some guy raving about Sara TongueTwister. I saw her in 2009, and she was rough and over the hill then. Also a heavy smoker. No thanks.

Steve of EE sometimes requires a bit of effort on the communications. But he's in a sensitive line of work, and he needs to preserve some barriers. He really is the best we have at the moment, IMO.

There are three reasons for the quality issues here:

1.) Many guys here seem to prioritize cheapness above all else. When you're only willing to spend $80, your choices are limited.

2.) Low monger self-esteem: A certain percentage of men on the forum (and I fear they've become the dominant portion) don't feel comfortable with hotter / younger women. This comes out in many comments, like the old saw that if a provider isn't fat, old or nasty, she must have "GPS". Translation: "I feel self-conscious around attractive women. ". (As I've noted, I'm in my 50s, and I have no qualms about demanding a hot 20-something.)

3.) Low quality drives out the good: I've talked to a number of higher-end providers over the years who have taken one look at the girls raved about here, and said "I don't want to be associated with that. " Likewise, men who don't want to content themselves with "Jenny Crack and Jenny Craig" often become frustrated and go elsewhere. (I've stayed away from the board for years at a time, even though I joined in 2009.).

Again, I acknowledge the importance of diversity. But when a majority of the women in any venue are either old, obese, or using, you have a problem. And we have a problem.

The solution is to demand better. Don't see the low-end girls. When presented with a bait-and-switch, walk away, and report it on the board.

That's what I did with Pretty Cameron. I walked away and said no thanks. I have benefitted from two other guys' candid reviews of Ellie, who I almost saw. I'm not going to deal with Jenny Crack or Jenny Craig. Period.

Any intel on Eva Rey? She goes by Karly on E. M.

Can't find any reviews in here. Looks good but want some more info.

Let me know if anyone knows her deal.

[QUOTE=ToddCincy;4144117]A few addendums to your reviews:

Taylor Nikole was not bad back in her Delicious Dawn days, ten years ago. But even a good provider has a shelf life. Tom Brady probably won't be quarterbacking at sixty. Likewise, I recently saw some guy raving about Sara TongueTwister. I saw her in 2009, and she was rough and over the hill then. Also a heavy smoker. No thanks.

Steve of EE sometimes requires a bit of effort on the communications. But he's in a sensitive line of work, and he needs to preserve some barriers. He really is the best we have at the moment, IMO.

There are three reasons for the quality issues here:

1.) Many guys here seem to prioritize cheapness above all else. When you're only willing to spend $80, your choices are limited.

2.) Low monger self-esteem: A certain percentage of men on the forum (and I fear they've become the dominant portion) don't feel comfortable with hotter / younger women. This comes out in many comments, like the old saw that if a provider isn't fat, old or nasty, she must have "GPS". Translation: "I feel self-conscious around attractive women. ". (As I've noted, I'm in my 50s, and I have no qualms about demanding a hot 20-something.)

The solution is to demand better. Don't see the low-end girls. When presented with a bait-and-switch, walk away, and report it on the board.

That's what I did with Pretty Cameron. I walked away and said no thanks. I have benefitted from two other guys' candid reviews of Ellie, who I almost saw. I'm not going to deal with Jenny Crack or Jenny Craig. Period.[/QUOTE]Couldn't agree more. I don't use this board much because of the low-quality of the women. I'm an older guy, too, but I prefer the company of younger, attractive women and I'm not self-conscious nor shy about it.

Let's get some better talent in the area. When I travel for work, the quality of hobbyists is much better.

Well I took one for the team.

I had a bad dream about Eva rey. (a. K. a. Karly on E. M.) Her pix are her but about 10 years and 15 pounds ago. In this dream I went north of Kenwood to storefront location for overpriced Manual manipulation. I dreamed of nice big natural boobies but that's not enough inspiration. My dream was clean and comfortable but there were too many rules and restrictions to really be engaging. In this bad dream I became bored of a simple H. J. That was way overpriced and totally underwhelming.

This dream's expensive lesson is stick to providers with reviews!

[QUOTE=SidHatfield;4144365]Any intel on Eva Rey? She goes by Karly on E. M.

Can't find any reviews in here. Looks good but want some more info.

Let me know if anyone knows her deal.[/QUOTE]Well I rolled the dice on Eva rey and crapped-out.

Nothing but an overpriced H. J. And massage.

Back to reviewed providers!

[QUOTE=CincySmile1;4142199]Dezy. I've never had a dream with her but I have tried to contact and pretty long delay. If I recall correctly she asked for 260 roses / hr.[/QUOTE]Contacted her the day I posted the original message. Quoted 150 hr. I asked for more pics, got crickets. Today she messaged me, I asked for pics as well as hhr rate for in and out. Told me 100 and asked for a verification pic to prove I'm not LEO. Told her I wasn't sure how that proves I'm not LEO. Told her I'd give a reference and message her on here. She laughed and said ok. Then asked for my general location. Gave it to her then crickets. Told her if that was too far I'd come to her hotel in north Cincinnati. Crickets.

Had a nice pleasant dream after easy setup with Steve. Good communication as always and right on time at her place off of Dixie Hwy. Very safe condo / apartment, slight smell of smoke but not overly and her place is clean. Led to bedroom and chatted for a bit.

Molly is just as described in her ad and her pictures are accurate. She is tall with a nice smile and a healthy attitude with her BBBJ / DT / gagging skills. CG was amazing with a fast grinding pace for what seemed several minutes until she came. Lovely rack in your face with excitable nipples. Flipped her over for some doggie until finish. She loves taking it from behind and was glad to give her all I got: some twerking and balls deep fucking was quite nice.

If you like them young, tall with down to earth no drama fun, Molly fits the bill.

I will repeat but she's kinda GUD in NKY and therefore needed a larger window of time.

LV.

[QUOTE=GolfGuy;4142411]The fact that she has a kid, a real job, goes to school and doesn't live at her incall may have something to do with that.

Golfguy, rained out.[/QUOTE]Thats fine but why respond to a monger and make plans only to flake or take forever to respond? Lots of people have busy lives.

[QUOTE=JimJaimes;4143856]2+ hours late for the appointment with constant "be there in 10 minute texts". I was her "first fuck of the day" yet she brushed her teeth when arriving. I didn't indulge in GFE. Come on, try to hide it. Dark spot by her temple she was hiding with make up, 1" wide by 2"-3" tall, "got burned in a tanning bed", even though she's not tan, her tats are the only color other than white. Her front teeth are fine but the side teeth are rotting, If you are charging $160 for a hh wouldn't you see a dentist? She really does well performance wise but if you're a B player don't self yourself as an A player. Won't repeat. Oh, after she spent time in my bathroom an item came up missing, a small item but it fucking wasn't hers, a sticking point with me, I did message her about it and got crickets. I recommend don't go there but YMMV. JJ.[/QUOTE]Never let them in your house if you're concerned they may leave with more than they came,.

[QUOTE=Newbie78;4145003]Thats fine but why respond to a monger and make plans only to flake or take forever to respond? Lots of people have busy lives.[/QUOTE]He didn't say she flaked just took a while to communicate "throughout the day. " I was just laying out some possible reasons why. Some mongers like to stay in constant contact all day prior to the appointed meeting time, she probably doesn't have time for that. Plus she probably has 15 other guys trying to schedule with her. You're not her one and only, that's all I'm saying. I've seen her once and admit she's at times difficult to get an answer from at times.

Golfguy, playing through.

[QUOTE=Vinlmp;4144999]Had a nice pleasant dream after easy setup with Steve. Good communication as always and right on time at her place off of Dixie Hwy. Very safe condo / apartment, slight smell of smoke but not overly and her place is clean. Led to bedroom and chatted for a bit.

Molly is just as described in her ad and her pictures are accurate. She is tall with a nice smile and a healthy attitude with her BBBJ / DT / gagging skills. CG was amazing with a fast grinding pace for what seemed several minutes until she came. Lovely rack in your face with excitable nipples. Flipped her over for some doggie until finish. She loves taking it from behind and was glad to give her all I got: some twerking and balls deep fucking was quite nice.

If you like them young, tall with down to earth no drama fun, Molly fits the bill.

I will repeat but she's kinda GUD in NKY and therefore needed a larger window of time.

LV.[/QUOTE]GUD? That's a new one on me.

The good dr.