Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=Rustys;6822370][URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-incall-and-outcall/7724721246.html[/URL]

Just a heads up guys if a post looks just a tiny bit crackheady, it's super crackheady. And look for clues like the spelling of Ft. Lauderdale in the ad. You're going to get A+ streetwalker talent for luxury spa pricing. Yes that 2017 Corolla may be in excellent condition, but you shouldn't be paying new BMW prices for it.

Macey is the same. Needs a fuckton of plastic surgery (sorry to be so superficial but we are paying for it) and she offers crappy, C- "can get that pretend body rub and lackluster HJ anywhere" type of service for top dollar spa pricing, and then she has the audacity to try to talk to you like you haven't been doing this for 25 years "oh yeah maybe in the late 90's when I first started." she says. No b*tch, no one should pay you half the amount you're asking for. Point is to just avoid instead of trying to bargain because you're going to pay for the hour, get 38 minutes of service, and wish you walked out before even taking off your shoes.

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/pompano-beach-let-me-pamper-you/7724216028.html[/URL]

I recommended Mariela a couple weeks ago. You can follow her on IG. She has a part time incall down south but also does outcalls as far up as Boca. If you set aside a reasonable fee for travel, you're going to get an actual, legit, strong, licensed, trained hour massage for the same price as what you'd waste on these CL crackies in 38 minutes. HJ may require repeat visit and 50% tip.[/QUOTE]A little confused with the links. Who do you recommend and what is the price?

[QUOTE=BadAssCb91;6822408]A little confused with the links. Who do you recommend and what is the price?[/QUOTE]Sounds like Faye, first link is a hard pass and I believe that with the photos she sent me along with frequent messages to book.

Macey has posted relentlessly over the past couple years but I always questioned and thankfully never booked. Pass as well. [URL]https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/deerfield-beach//body-rubs/3019339[/URL].

Mariela link here but I'm not going that far south. [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/40388/[/URL].

Still ISO the perfect massage with a competent simple finish. Is it really that difficult?

[QUOTE=Masseur2000;6822903]Sounds like Faye, first link is a hard pass and I believe that with the photos she sent me along with frequent messages to book.

Macey has posted relentlessly over the past couple years but I always questioned and thankfully never booked. Pass as well. [URL]https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/deerfield-beach//body-rubs/3019339[/URL].

Mariela link here but I'm not going that far south. [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/40388/[/URL].

Still ISO the perfect massage with a competent simple finish. Is it really that difficult?[/QUOTE]Oh LOL Mariela haha I ve seen her before and got FS. Gotcha thank you for explaining to me.

Looking for a Late Night fall back plan for when I'm in town.

I imagine this woman is older but if the massage is good and there's a he I can probably close my eyes and get through it.

Anyone have any experience with Karen:

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-24-massage-relaxing/7725961288.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Swm11;6823614]Looking for a Late Night fall back plan for when I'm in town.

I imagine this woman is older but if the massage is good and there's a he I can probably close my eyes and get through it.

Anyone have any experience with Karen:

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-24-massage-relaxing/7725961288.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Older lady who is very nice and gives a good session at a very reasonable rate. I've seen her a few times and never disappointed.

Hi Gents,

Does anyone have any intel on this one? She looks good and I'm wondering if any extras might be available.

Tia.

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-touch-by-venus-massage/7725099741.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=TNGentleman2;6825531]Hi Gents,

Does anyone have any intel on this one? She looks good and I'm wondering if any extras might be available.

Tia.

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-touch-by-venus-massage/7725099741.html[/URL][/QUOTE]While I have never met here, prior reviews aren't good.

[QUOTE=TNGentleman2;6825531]Hi Gents,

Does anyone have any intel on this one? She looks good and I'm wondering if any extras might be available.

Tia.

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-touch-by-venus-massage/7725099741.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Well, if you dive in, please let us know, she looks interesting.

She says includes tantra so it can't be legit- must be at least a handshake.

[QUOTE=TNGentleman2;6825531]Hi Gents,

Does anyone have any intel on this one? She looks good and I'm wondering if any extras might be available.

Tia.

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-touch-by-venus-massage/7725099741.html[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TNGentleman2;6825531]Hi Gents,

Does anyone have any intel on this one? She looks good and I'm wondering if any extras might be available.

Tia.

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-touch-by-venus-massage/7725099741.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Saw her maybe ten years ago. Was a bit mature even then. Nice lady, nice headlights that I got to examine but that was it with a HJ and a mediocre massage. Tantra now? Maybe there's more now but I think she's pretty limited menu.

[QUOTE=TNGentleman2;6825531]Hi Gents,

Does anyone have any intel on this one? She looks good and I'm wondering if any extras might be available.

Tia.

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-touch-by-venus-massage/7725099741.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I've seen her she charges $$ for top off and HJ.

[QUOTE=Swm11;6823614]Looking for a Late Night fall back plan for when I'm in town.

I imagine this woman is older but if the massage is good and there's a he I can probably close my eyes and get through it.

Anyone have any experience with Karen:

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-24-massage-relaxing/7725961288.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Yeah this woman is a half notch above SW quality. I'm sure some of you have seen better SWs. Works out of her home, a 1 br low-rent efficiency type multi-plex. If you think you can negotiate an $80 wam-bam, then maybe she's for some of you. Decent body for her age. Not sure if 45 or 70. You'll be disappointed if you're looking for more than SW service.

[QUOTE=TNGentleman2;6825531]Hi Gents,

Does anyone have any intel on this one? She looks good and I'm wondering if any extras might be available.

Tia.

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-touch-by-venus-massage/7725099741.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Surprised as a long time senior you don't recognize her. She has been around (and using the same picture) for 20 years. Maybe saw her once close to then. Can't comment on current service, but some more recent reports have claimed uninspiring.

[QUOTE=Rustys;6827134]Yeah this woman is a half notch above SW quality. I'm sure some of you have seen better SWs. Works out of her home, a 1 br low-rent efficiency type multi-plex. If you think you can negotiate an $80 wam-bam, then maybe she's for some of you. Decent body for her age. Not sure if 45 or 70. You'll be disappointed if you're looking for more than SW service.[/QUOTE]I've seen her a few times in the past. Once when she lived.

Off Las Olas and then in Sunrise where she is now. She's no beauty for sure but a nice lady. She attempts giving a "massage" which is just ok then the flip. She had protection on the nightstand but I wasnt looking to go in that direction but offered 2 other kinds of release. For the price it was ok. If you see her keep your expectations in check as Rusty suggests. I'm a cheap son of a gun so she was right up my alley.

[QUOTE=MBaby69;6827144]I've seen her a few times in the past. Once when she lived.

Off Las Olas and then in Sunrise where she is now. She's no beauty for sure but a nice lady. She attempts giving a "massage" which is just ok then the flip. She had protection on the nightstand but I wasnt looking to go in that direction but offered 2 other kinds of release. For the price it was ok. If you see her keep your expectations in check as Rusty suggests. I'm a cheap son of a gun so she was right up my alley.[/QUOTE]100% True. I've seen her and she loves to talk. She remembered me and just quoted $75 for massage but you just lay on the table while she runs her fingertips so don't expect any skills. She had a yippy dog in the past as well.

Has anyone seen this chick? Slow on responses but May TOFTT based on light communication.

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-mobile-massage-palm/7726412008.html[/URL]

Man OP Blvd leads the nation in p*ll mills and rub spots. Here's a new one next to a vacant (either about to open or recently closed) smoke shop. Little side steps to 2nd story. From the parking lot ya wouldn't even notice there are businesses upstairs. Good parking though.

IG: honestskin_spa.

[URL]honestskinspa.com[/URL]

Middle aged Russian gal, slightly over the hill. I prefer natural and not 55 yo women who try so hard not to have wrinkles. Great body. Had to put in a pinch of effort negotiating first time client special, which is advertised on her side walk sign, but reasonable hands only experience. Relaxing, not the best. Might repeat if I can negotiate without sacrificing quality / time of service.

Joey is a female supposedly. Advertises on Group0 n too. No review just throwing a $50 massage out there.

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-mothers-day-special/7735141159.html[/URL]

Traveling over next week to FLL from SRQ and this tattooed blondie caught my eye. Anybody seen her?

Can't find any intel myself so thought I'd ask this group. Thanks in advance gents.

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-destress-relax/7737346464.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Rustys;6833210]Man OP Blvd leads the nation in p*ll mills and rub spots. Here's a new one next to a vacant (either about to open or recently closed) smoke shop. Little side steps to 2nd story. From the parking lot ya wouldn't even notice there are businesses upstairs. Good parking though.

IG: honestskin_spa.

[URL]honestskinspa.com[/URL]

Middle aged Russian gal, slightly over the hill. I prefer natural and not 55 yo women who try so hard not to have wrinkles. Great body. Had to put in a pinch of effort negotiating first time client special, which is advertised on her side walk sign, but reasonable hands only experience. Relaxing, not the best. Might repeat if I can negotiate without sacrificing quality / time of service.[/QUOTE]55 year old? Rustys. You are losing your touch. Either that or getting bored with the typical offerings out there. Whatever floats your boat.

Staying away from AMPs, too much heat. Found this one in Hollywood área.

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/hollywood-weekend-specials/7748257829.html[/URL]

Any info? DM me. I can share info too.

Anyone have info on her? She has posted frequently in the past.

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/bts/d/miami-body-goals/7755135932.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Chichef3000;6930937]Anyone have info on her? She has posted frequently in the past.

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/bts/d/miami-body-goals/7755135932.html[/URL][/QUOTE]She use to do handywork when she lived in gables years ago.

Checked in with her the other day; supposedly legit now from what Bobby Joe the farmer told the gas attendant.

Hi Gents,

Does anyone have any info on this one?

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-relaxing-body-treatment/7757764263.html[/URL]

She looks like fun if legit.

TIA.

[QUOTE=TNGentleman2;6936003]Hi Gents,

Does anyone have any info on this one?

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-relaxing-body-treatment/7757764263.html[/URL]

She looks like fun if legit.

TIA.[/QUOTE]There are reviews of her under Non-AMP Massage thread. She's real and L1. Not sure if there is more available but at least L1.

[QUOTE=TNGentleman2;6936003]Hi Gents,

Does anyone have any info on this one?

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-relaxing-body-treatment/7757764263.html[/URL]

She looks like fun if legit.

TIA.[/QUOTE]Two reviews from earlier this month:

[QUOTE=FourSeasons2;6917532]Saw her recently. Works out of private studio setting off commercial blvd in FLL. Looks like her photos. 30 min face down good massage then on the flip offers upsell / extras.

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/45957/[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EvolveOutClass;6932291]Saw her recently and same. Looks exactly like her photos. $ house fee. YMMV but was $ for l1. Allowed roaming and got fully naked. Great tight and toned body.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;6936077]Two reviews from earlier this month:[/QUOTE]Thanks. Will have to give her a try.

Wanted to see what kind of menu might be available so treated my self to a massage. The massage turned out to be very good albeit with no extras. She is as pictured originally from Russia.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/hollywood-massage-waxing/7764120096.html

[QUOTE=Rustys;6855887]Joey is a female supposedly. Advertises on Group0 n too. No review just throwing a $50 massage out there.

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-mothers-day-special/7735141159.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Does anyone have her number? I'd like to TOFTT but can't no longer find the AD.

How legit is this ad? I feel like I've seen these pictures before.

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-body-rub-massage/7770822200.html[/URL]

(862) 381-559 four.

Been seeing this add for a while now. Anyone partake?

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-intrepid-sensual-massage/7772538946.html[/URL]

(239) 350-938 zero.

[QUOTE=BadAssCb91;6987784]Been seeing this add for a while now.[/QUOTE]I have earlier this year. She changed her number multiple times. She said only free in the daytime. She has you park next door.

She is friendly and looks about the age in the pic. She starts with a massage, and the gives you options how how to end.

[QUOTE=JamRock2711;6995996]I have earlier this year. She changed her number multiple times. She said only free in the daytime. She has you park next door.

She is friendly and looks about the age in the pic. She starts with a massage, and the gives you options how how to end.[/QUOTE]Does she upcharge for the different options, or is it part of the entrance fee?

[QUOTE=JamRock2711;6995996]I have earlier this year. She changed her number multiple times. She said only free in the daytime. She has you park next door.

She is friendly and looks about the age in the pic. She starts with a massage, and the gives you options how how to end.[/QUOTE]Is she white or latina. Cute?

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/7776026232.html[/URL]

Anyone seen her recently?

[QUOTE=BadAssCb91;7003730][URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/7776026232.html[/URL]

Anyone seen her recently?[/QUOTE]LOL, I was in your area of operations yesterday and was going to leave a review anyway. In a nutshell, not great. Comms via text were pretty good and she was responsive. So that a good start.

When I got there she looked OK with bolt-ons and a table in the middle of the apartment. She was kind of cold and businesslike. Unable to converse in English she made gestures and pointed to the table. Rub was good and a bit above average since I almost fell asleep. On the flip L1 and L2 was offered and I pitched L3 and she agreed. Went for L3 on the couch and out came the cover. Really a lackluster effort with a short CBJ at this point. I tried to get Jr working, but he wasn't having it. Tried a few things and and she was just clubbing herself like crazy trying to get off. I was bored and wanted to leave. When she was done she got up and just put on her clothes, leaving me there. I rubbed one out as she got dressed, cleaned myself up and left. Wouldn't repeat obviously, but YMMV of course. Maybe a good cheap option for L1 and a rub if in a pinch but I'm up in West Palm so not worth the drive.

[QUOTE=PbgMonger;7003936]LOL, I was in your area of operations yesterday and was going to leave a review anyway. In a nutshell, not great. Comms via text were pretty good and she was responsive. So that a good start.

When I got there she looked OK with bolt-ons and a table in the middle of the apartment. She was kind of cold and businesslike. Unable to converse in English she made gestures and pointed to the table. Rub was good and a bit above average since I almost fell asleep. On the flip L1 and L2 was offered and I pitched L3 and she agreed. Went for L3 on the couch and out came the cover. Really a lackluster effort with a short CBJ at this point. I tried to get Jr working, but he wasn't having it. Tried a few things and and she was just clubbing herself like crazy trying to get off. I was bored and wanted to leave. When she was done she got up and just put on her clothes, leaving me there. I rubbed one out as she got dressed, cleaned myself up and left. Wouldn't repeat obviously, but YMMV of course. Maybe a good cheap option for L1 and a rub if in a pinch but I'm up in West Palm so not worth the drive.[/QUOTE]Monger.

Your review is spot on but more of a cold fish. 1 hour session was 40 minutes. She told me extra's were $30 clothed Level 1, $50 naked level 1 or $100 for level 2. I didn't inquire about a level 3. No repeat for me.

Mikey.

[QUOTE=Rcl44;6998510]Is she white or latina. Cute?[/QUOTE]She's white and cute. Pictures are accurate.

[QUOTE=MBaby69;7003970]Monger.

Your review is spot on but more of a cold fish. 1 hour session was 40 minutes. She told me extra's were $30 clothed Level 1, $50 naked level 1 or $100 for level 2. I didn't inquire about a level 3. No repeat for me.

Mikey.[/QUOTE]It's funny that the longer I'm in the hobby I really only respond to women that I would want to be with in real life. These deadbeets and cold fish just don't turn me on. Anyway Mikey, it's always good to see you. We've been exchanging info since the inboard days. Maybe over 20 years at this point.

[QUOTE=MBaby69;7003970]Monger.

Your review is spot on but more of a cold fish. 1 hour session was 40 minutes. She told me extra's were $30 clothed Level 1, $50 naked level 1 or $100 for level 2. I didn't inquire about a level 3. No repeat for me..[/QUOTE]What's the damage in addition to the upsell $?