Our Place Needs Some New Energy
The following is a fictional narrative from the last son of Craptaculon 5. Any resemblance to reality or anything else, for that matter, is purely a free association conjured out of the mental ether.
Been a while, me hearties, but the Crapman's been busy and pickings have been slim. So, in need of some fun, your intrepid hero made a recent round of some AMP's.
1. Our Place: Mechanically Yours
I'm been here before, and yes, I know the manual way is the only way for these people. However, I've got this idea that maybe I might get lucky one fine night, seeing as how their parking lot is so empty so often.
I met Lisa, a typical AMP type (6-7), who gave me a passable shower and massage. However, when the happy moment arrived for the little crapper to get HIS massage, ole Lisa turned into a veritable machine...and not a good machine either. I give her credit for running at the speed and force of a piston...but the action was just that...mechanical and pretty boring. She was uncomfortable when I tried to help myself to some of her goodies.
Not recommended. Also, she was emphatic that f/s was never remotely on the menu.
2. Yumi and Her Funky New Energy
Tonight I had the pleasure of enjoying the artful hands of Yumi. She was totally awesome--the opposite of her counterpart at OP. If manual release is your thing, she is the queen. My visit included a stop in their awesome steam room, a very thorough t/s with perfectly heated water, and a long and very good massage.
At the end, she told me it was time to go, but I suggested that her full body massage was not quite complete. She laughed and I made my intentions clear. Her technique is great and, as I've read in many other posts, she had to hike up her shirt a bit to cool off...she was working hard!
Totally friendly and accomodating, Y. is highly recommended. She's only about a 6 or so in the face, but that body is tight! If only f/s were on the menu...
Well, that's about it for now. I'm gonna try to see Priscilla's new girl Aimee soon. She promises to be fun.
Your ob't servant,
Craptacular
Strange Things On Bush River Rd.
4:45 pm today. I was going from Irmo area towards Broad River Rd on BRR and noticed two possibles about to cross the bridge over I-26. One was white, about 25 or so, and the other was a BBW about 30 plus. They were walking and talking together as they strolled. Looked to me like the Black one was showing the other around. I continued on, but their dress was suggestive enough to make me believe that they were for real, or perhaps some LEO decoys. I did not have time to stay and learn any more.
Hopefully this will be a helpful post.
Thanks for the britneys info
I am new to Columbia and I was thinking of giving them a try, but something about their ads on craigslist just did not seem right as in the pics were none revealing, so I stayed away.
Also thanks for the prissy heads up, going to give them a try soon.
Thanks for the britneys info
Thank You for sharing your experience with britneys services and the girls you mentioned.
Now I will erase them from the girls to see while in the cola area.
And after reading your prissy review, it looks like I will add them to my to do list.
Devine st./ Garners Ferry
I was out tonight at around 7 running some errands and saw what appeared to be a tall, light skinned BSW on Devine St. near Sonic. I did the turn around and she was at the window of some guys car in the parking lot at Cedar Terrace shopping center. I'm not usually one for BSW, but this chick looked exotic and built for fun. Although as tall as she was it does raise some red flags as to a possible cross dresser type. I may go out later for another look see. Be safe out there!
I've never seen anything on Garners Ferry
[QUOTE=StreetDater]I agree with you Smut. Devine St. is not normally a "stroll" per se. But occasionally I see things in that area, especially the closer you get to Garners Ferry that make me wonder. I tend to think she was a part timer. Maybe she needed some shoes for baby. Rosewood would be a pretty long walk for a SW, but she may have come from that no-tell over back behind the VA, the Econo or whatever it is called on the VA side of I-77. The motels on the otherside of 77 (going away from town) tend to be pretty expensive. I plan on going out later for a closer look. I was too tired to go back out last night.[/QUOTE]
or Devine. Only a couple of times in the Millwood/Gervais area and one probable on Rosewood. Not saying it can't happen, just that I haven't seen it and I'm over there a LOT. I wouldn't be surprised farther out GFR- some of those apartment complexes are ROUGH and have a good bit of gang activity. That whole area between GFR and Leesburg seems ripe to turn up some action sooner or later. Its just not near any notels.
Barbie - Polish girl from Craigs
I had the pleasure of meeting this lovely girl yesterday. She's 100% Polish. $150 HH, $225 H.
Smoking hot body, nice personality, super tight. Only in town till Wednesday as she's from NYC visiting a friend.