2000-2004 Archived Reports

Fishfool, you are too fuckin' funny! I laughed myself silly after reading your post in which you called him a donut scarfing fascist after you left.

Sexplorer,

Thanks for your suggestion of Finesse Fitness in Columbia. Unfortunately their number is disconnected, so my assumption is that they are now closed.

Does anyone have any experience with H & H on Wisconsin ave in DC? I've heard that they are a non AMP potential provider but haven't made it up there to check them out yet.

If anyone has info on H&H or any other non AMP massage place anywhere in the region I would be greatly appreciative! I'll post info on H&H when I get a chance to get up there.

Trashman:

Yes I did discuss FS and NO, "reasonable" was not the word I though of --- $350 for half an hour - Ouch. No, she was not LE, just high priced with an attitude.

Hunters:

I empathize with you. I have had many similar experiences with the local independents, the most recent of which was with "Louisa". Unfortunately, the independents are just about ALL I am interested in right now.

You may want to try Brittany Blaze. Do a search and find her website with her number on it. She is very polite on the phone, and there are no games played. If you do, please let us know how it went.

Hi all. Just got back from a trip up Wisconsin Ave to check out H & H. Very successful for a first trip.

I was greeted to my surprise, but an asain momasan ... but, the girls were not asain, but a mix of white, hispanic, black, etc.

I chose a hispanic girl named Emily (I think ... I'm so bad with names). Very nice body.

I took a shower (you take one alone) (no table shower) and got on the table. I knew things would be good when she had no qualms about me not being covered up on the table. She proceeded to give me a very good massage while allowing me to feel her legs and very nice ass. (She still had her clothes on)

After she was done with my backside, I turned over and she gave a very nice front massage. When she got to the good area, she asked if I wanted her to take her top off, of couse I said yes. She took it off, revealing very nice tits with at least 1/2 inch long nipples. Very nice. While she lubed up and started massaging "the rest of my body" I started feeling her up. I unzipped and pulled down her pants too, to which she chukled but didn't stop me.

Massage had a very nice finish, and all of this for only $70. Considering that this covered a very nice massage and the ending, I was happy, as for just a plain massage I would pay that amount.

They are located on Wisc Ave near Tenleytown. 4652 Wisc I think. Next to a restaurant. The door is just marked with the address. Go up the stairs.

Have fun! And again, if anyone knows of any other non asain MP's please post!

Hey Lance, I don't mean to appear thick as a brick, but what the fuck are you talking about? I don't understand what your post refers to unless it's so far back I can't find it. Please illuminate this old fool.

TrashMan

It was regarding a high price BJ from a street "10" I posted on 3/8. Your comments below.
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Lance,
Excsue me, but what the fuck is wrong with you? You find a turbo hottie as you describe on the streets and you are convinced she's not LE and you let her get out of the car? Now I agree that 80 for a CBJ is pretty high, but why didn't you simply decide without hesitation to put her on her back on a bed in a hotel room and fuck her silly? Even though the CBJ number was too high, I'll bet the FS number was probably reasonable.

Now the other side of the coin is that she might have been LE anyway and you didn't come up with the offer so she ditched you.
I think I would've played this one out a bit more if I were you. Did you even ask what FS would be?

Anybody seen Toi or Kia, they both used to work the downtown
streets. Kia, petite blond with nice body and Toi, light skin
black female with a big booty, sort of looks like Vanessa Del Rio
only smaller. About 5'3 in height.

I checked out downtown (K and L Streets and 13th Street) on Friday night and saw significant LE presence.

LE was very active in patrolling and stopping SWs, including using both marked and unmarked units.

From about 2AM until 3, I saw 4 SWs get arrested and placed in cuffs, plus two get stopped and questioned. It seemed the police picked on girls that were dressed VERY obviously; they were for some reason all wearing patent leather thigh-high boots.

Main area was around 14th and K. But even saw one get grabbed 13th and Mass.

There were more LE cars cruzing than I have ever seen in that area.

It's amazing the way some of the girls downton dress and then
wonder why they're always getting hassled by the cops.
Just an observation.

Anyone ever remember this club called the "ZULU CAVE". It was located in industrial area. I hung out there in the mid 90's. Huge open wharehouse type club, with about 50 girls with live girl/girl shows. plenty of sex for all. Has anyone heard of this place and if it is still open?

May be a bit off-topic for this board, but does anyone have any comments on DC strip clubs (other than the fact that the no laps and no contact rules make them lame)...I'm thinking about becoming a regular visitor on Fridays at lunch to either Good Guys or JP's on Wisconsin, and would like to hear some comparisons. I occasionally visit Archibalds on K Street, which in the afternoon is about my speed (laid back staff, decent food, and reasonably attractive girls who will actually talk to you)...TIA.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The E
[i]has anyone every been with a beautiful escort named lea? She is asian and native american and petite. I saw her add on the internet, but the place said that she no longer worked with them. I am sure that she is probably still in the business since the add is only about 4 months old. Please give me some feed back. Also, has anyone every found any East African girls in DC. There is a large population of them there (Ethiopian, Somali). If so, let me know where to look. Thanks.

The E [/i][/QUOTE]This is the only post of yours going back 6 weeks so I am not sure where you were asking about SWs. A brief review of most of the pages here the last three months would indicate that aroung 14th & K is the place to start. I have never heard of Lea, nor know of any ladies advertising as particularly being East African.

Sorry to hear about your run in with the TV could have been worse, you may have only found out once the fun began.

RomanHand,

Comparing Archibalds to Good Guys or JP's is like comparing filet mignon at Mortons to a grease burger at 3am at the Tasty Diner!
Both Good Guys and JP's are basic shitholes and most of the guys there are treated like lepers and pervs by the dancers and staff whereas there is a club type atmosphere at Archibalds that is better than any other DC club. You're right though that as a rule DC clubs just suck. My advice? Go to Baltimore's Block where you can get some real pussy and touching is part of the deal in a big way. It's only a 45 minute drive really or at most an hour. For my time and $$ it's well worth the commute.

Mr. E,

I'm not sure how to take your comments. I'll speak from the heart and from the assumption that you were serious in bitching at us DC boys and tell you FUCK YOU! I checked back through your posts and as of August 2002 you NEVER asked for advice on the DC SW scene so you are full of shit. Unless you use two names.
Additionally I will also accuse you of being a lazy stupid motherfucker that obviously can't fuckin' read because there have been numerous posts in this forum that give VERY specific SW info and specifically mentions the girls with dicks. I know because I have posted some of this detailed info myself. I will admit that I never heard of them up at 23rd and K before as their normal hang out is down at 7th and 6th streets, but with the new convention center and all the construction there, they probably got chased out.
So what's your lame ass story really?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by TrashMan
[i]RomanHand,

Comparing Archibalds to Good Guys or JP's is like comparing filet mignon at Mortons to a grease burger at 3am at the Tasty Diner!
Both Good Guys and JP's are basic shitholes and most of the guys there are treated like lepers and pervs by the dancers and staff whereas there is a club type atmosphere at Archibalds that is better than any other DC club. You're right though that as a rule DC clubs just suck. My advice? Go to Baltimore's Block where you can get some real pussy and touching is part of the deal in a big way. It's only a 45 minute drive really or at most an hour. For my time and $$ it's well worth the commute.

[/i][/QUOTE]

Thanks, TrashMan--you're always most helpful. I agree with you about The Block versus DC...fortunately, Archibald's is OK because sometimes a guy just wants to kick back, have a drink, and watch a naked woman wriggle around on stage, y'know?

Enjoy

Roman

Roman,

I haven't been to Archibalds recently (in the last 2 years), but have been to both JP's & Good Guys. The girls at JP's tend to be younger and cuter than those at Good Guys. I agree with you, and Trashman, DC's clubs suck, but as you said, for a drink, it's nice to sit back and watch naked women strip in front of you. I haven't ever gone, but I hear that Nexus is a good club but pricey.

If you want a fun experience sometime, completely different from DC or the Block, go out to Ranson WV and check out the golden horseshoe ... lots of contact ... lots of fun, but no after hours action. Just a fun strip club.

Anyhow, back to the topic of this board ... I'm leery of even trying to pick up a SW in DC anymore as the LE presence is getting so heavy. Hoping that it will calm down soon.

Jeez Trashman! Were you by any chance upset by E's post. It was hard to tell for sure by your response. Hey, just fuckin with you man. I'm on your side 100% on this one. E's post was just plain fuckin stupid!

Happy and Roman,

I first went to the Good Guys over 30 years ago when DC was really wild. I just don't like the no touch, no sit in the aisle, not this that and the other fuckin thing they enforce there and the girls have more tattoos than a biker gang.
Archibalds I personally really like because the atmosphere is relaxed and they don't give you a lot of shit. Camelot has some fabulous Playboy quality girls but it's kind of a stuffed shirt kind of place. Archies seems more inbetween and has aregular atmosphere. Plus I like to hang out a while there, then walk the beat to see what SW's have crawled out at midnight and it's right across the street so if I see nothing, I can simply walk back into Archies for a while. The girls seem way more friendly there as well.

Globe, did you think I was too subtle in making my opinion of Ehole known? I mean I usually am pretty tongue in cheek about it, but I figured he wouldn't get it.

Based on some previous messages on this board, I visited the black strip club in Camp Spring near the Hangar Club tonight & was totally disappointed. It definitely wasn't worth the $10 admission fee. The 6 or 7 black girls dancing ONLY topless ranged from 3 to 7. The lap dances are only a buck or two, which is about all they're worth because they're neither topless nor nude, & when I offered a better tip for some extra hand action, I was told by two different ones that it was not on the menu because they would "get in trouble". I observed that the other two customers, who seemed to be regulars, were not getting any "extras" either, so unless I hear differently, I'm going to assume that my experience is normal for this place.

So I left & returned to Waldorf all horny & upon driving by the Southern Spa, I saw an empty sheriff's car outside with the door to the AMP standing wide open, so needless to say, that was enough to send me back to my motel room without any relief tonight.

TOUGH NIGHT!

Hammerin.. yea that club in camp springs is not worth shit..... there ae several other really good spots in waldorf to go to, besides souther spa... plus i didn;t think they where open cause they had a fire down there about a month and half ago.... but you need to ck out some of the spots down there... Valentine's is good.. there is another calledi think icm or tcm which i hear i s very good also..... americano i hear is good... waldorf spa i hear has declined.... but they are still open.. and hot sun spa.. is ok... only been there one time and my experience there was about 4 on scale of 1-10... just some helpful info.

peace.........

Hammer and Trus,

Now I'm going try not to get up on a soapbox here, but you two seem like basically bright guys so why on earth would you waste your time and money going to any strip clubs in that area? None will get you jack shit. Nor will any in DC. Not opinion, just fact. You could have simply taken 97 up to Baltimore and had some serious nasty fun on the Block. True, the drive is a lot further than Waldorf if you're in that area, but add up all the time spent for nought and then a trip to a shuttered AMP left you with your dick in your hand? Or simpler and more direct to the point than that and a little closer is a DC AMP where you know you will get blown and laid for a set $$ amount and no come on bullshit. I know that there is always the allure of the hunt for the "hidden" place where you can get your cookies tossed right in your backyard but you guys have to know that's fantasy right? Hell if it's gotta be in your backyard, there's plenty of incall escorts in the area even closer to you for a couple C notes or less and you've got an solid hour of pure raw nasty sex. I just don't get it

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The E
[i]First I wanted to thank the people on this post for NOT answering any of my questions before coming to DC. [/i][/QUOTE]Perhaps the reason why you didn't get a reply is because (a) no one seems to know who this "Lea" is, and (b) there are no Ethiopian or Somali SWs that I know of to report on. It is highly unlikely that you would find any Ethiopian or Somali streetwalkers, as they are tight-knit conservative communities, also most of the evening cab drivers in DC are male Ethiopians and male Somalis who would go bonkers if they saw one of their kind out on New York Avenue or K Street. There are Eth. and Somali girls available but you have to work the bars and clubs to find them. Start at the Red Sea Ethiopian Restaurant/bar on 18th Street (just south of Columbia) and ask a few people where the Ethiopians and Somalis socialize. But it will not be easy.

But don't blame the rest of us and say that you were on your own - a few minutes of reading the posts here on WSG would have told you a lot about DC - about the SW scene, about various AMPs (Downtown and CPHC among others) about a high-priced rub-n-tug place (ICM on M Street) and other places. Trashman in particular has made many informative posts with detailed information. Don't be afraid to do some homework on your own!

Thanks for the info, Trusgrbear & Trashman.

Hey E hole, I have a present for you...a big fuckin' shoe horn for you to pull your head outa your ass! Don't try and bullshit your way out of being a dick. I did a search on you and simply read your posts. You did NOT ask for advice and help other than the Etheopian question and the inquiry on a specific girl that no one heard of. Those are NOT requests for advice on getting laid when you come to our fair city you dumb fuck, they're just stupid questions, a lot like the ones you ask in other cities you post in.
You're simply fulla shit and can kiss my fuckin' ass, you pussy! You come to DC and want to discuss this in person anytime, just let me know.

E-Man,

I don't mean to kick a man when he's down but I have to second Trashman's shoehorn present. Just what the fuck is wrong with you? I've sailed the seas around the world for 28 years and can attest some of the most talented Asian pussy I've ever experienced is right here in DC, not to mention the Latino and good old, eager to please, black-american gals available at reasonable rates. So just what the hell are you looking for Somolian and Ethopian women for anyway? Sorry but I did my time in that part of the world and never could see the turn on. Please enlighten me. Did I miss something in one of those ports?

xsailor

I was on my way to Georgetown from Downtown last night and was driving down K st. I decided to pay particular attention when I got to the 23rd st area to see if EMan made any sense at all. NO! 23rd and K don't really even intersect, as that's a circle right by GW Hospital. Not to mention, that there were not last night, nor have there ever been SW's, esp Tran SW's in that area.

To echo others comments, what the hell is wrong with reading the posts we have all added over the last few months to answer every god damn question you supposedly asked (although I also concur that those questions were never posted [other than the etheopian crap], and I challenge you, EMan, to copy and repost what your supposed post was ... I know you won't, because there's no post to begin with).

Trashman.........you make life worth living just to read some of your posts. The wordsmithing and articulations make you an author. Although, some more ho hammering stories would be good too.

I'm a pretty inexperienced monger who mostly cruises in Baltimore and AMP, but I came down to DC last night. Certainly didn't have any trouble finding SW around K St. Settled on a 5-6 looking SW who wanted 60 dollars for BBBJ. Eventually settled on 50, which is a lot higher than what I pay in the Baltimore scene. Is this what should be expected in DC?

Thanks for helping a newbie out.

Chiron.....since you can't take the time to read might I suggest that you fucking post and remove it before Trashman pulls your tongue out your ass for inflating ho cost in the DC area. We all pay to much sometimes but not when we are shooting ducks in a barrel on K Street after midnight. Take 10 minutes and go back 5 or 6 months on this thread to learn from the local ho busters. Be fore warned about removing or modifying your post.

By the by Chiron......send me a couple $$ bucks. You seem to be loaded with more of that than sense.

I was just checking back in......oh poor Chiron........being that you haven't deleted your dumb ass post I hope you know sign language or can learn real fast because you are going to lose your tongue.

by the by......Chiron......are you French.....???????/

Chiron,

Bmore is usually less that's true and I find 20-30 does the job whereas DC is more like 30-40. However, that being said, I have been quoted 50-60 as well and simply refused to pay that much. Many girls get away with it and in all honesty, if you're new, nervous and unaware, as well as horny and extra 20 or so once she's safely in the car and you haven't had any problems and she looks good can be mighty damn tempting. But you know that 50 gets you FS in BMore SW land. There is something rather titilating about the DC Super HO dressed girls that you don't find in the Bmore SW scene so perhaps a few bucks extra is worth it to you to get some exciting variety. Exercise caution my friend because although LE is more lenient in DC, the SW's are much much more dangerous than Bmore's girls. There is always a tradeoff.
You are forgiven for paying a bit too much...this time! Next time Paland and I will find you and show you our tongue scissors!

Thanks for the info trashman. I'll keep the LE stuff in mind. And Paland, I'm not loaded, which is why I was asking about the price in the first place.

It has been awhile since I have posted on this board, but with the warmer weather I decided to check out the SW scene in DC.
Last Thursday evening after leaving a local club I decide to cruise up K St to see if any ladies were out. I couldn't believe how many there were in the pouring rain all with umbrella's. After making a few passes I stopped and was approched by a decent looking young blonde early 20's named Kim. She asked if I was dating and I motioned yes and was looking for BBBJ.
She got in and said that would be 40 so off we went to find a place to park. She goes down on me and I have her open her pants so I could finger her pussy from behind while she worked on me. After about 15 minutes I was sure she wasn't going to make me cum so I asked how much to have her pussy. An extra 20 was fine with me so she takes her pants off and lies back on my fully reclined bucket seat.
Now get this she askes me "if" I want to wear a cover or not ?? I am thinking WTF... hell yes I do. I can't believe in this day and age that a SW would even ask if someone wanted to wear a cover. Maybe she has a death wish.
Has anyone else ever experienced a SW that would allow FS without a cover?

Now thinking that Saturday evening was a nice warm night I figured I would head back to K St for somemore SW pussy. Man what a surprise. I cruised around from midnight until 1:30 and only saw two ladies out. Lots of LE kept circling the block in the K St area.
I even went down to the 7th - 9th St area by the convention center and didn't see any SW's anywhere.
Man was I bummed out.

I am farly new to this, so I may be asking a stupid question, but could it be that on Fri or Sat nights the SW's go to a different location bacause the LE keep them away from the K St area because there are alot more people out in the city on the weekends and it gives a bad impression with all the SW's all over the place?

Or maybe it's just hit or miss on K St. Where is a good track by the convention center? I have never seen any SW's in that area.

Well, well, well, it would seem I touched a raw nerve in our little out of town crybaby, Mr. E Hole. Once again, he tries to buffalo and bullshit his way out of being caught being full of shit when he gets called on it. Hey, wimpboy, don't take my word for the fact that you're a lying douchbag, just read all the other flame posts. hell, your ass must be singed by now, dickless. You're just going way out of your way to make friends here in DC aren't you? It's not sufficient to show your ignorance, now you gotta show your ass? Jeezus, man it only takes like 10 seconds to search a member for a list of his posts and that's what I did prior to ripping you a new one the very first time, because if you know anything about me, I usually err on the side of giving a guy a break until he's proven to be an asshole, or in your case, an E hole...same thing I guess. But I found that your posts here DID NOT ask for help as you insinuated and you did ask stupid questions to boot. And your posts in other cities are equally asinine so why are you insisting on digging your grave deeper by lying and lashing back at not only me, but others here who have called you out?
And to call ME and introvert or whatever? That's fucking funny!
Dude, face it...you're a phony, a liar, a weirdo, and probably really a fag who's trying hard to live in a straight world, but ya know what? You ain't makin' the grade!

E --

I was going to post some scathing response, but I think TrashMan pretty much summed it all up.

I'm glad you won't be posting here again ... we certainly don't need you taking up space on this board.

(Bet you'll still post some kind of response to all the flaming you're likely to receive from your insane insults to those of us who monger in the nations capital)

E-Hole,

I was going to let you off easy, since you almost made a point. But then I saw your final comments to Happy Day. In case you haven't read the World Health Organization statistics lately, you have about a 2000% greater chance of contracting HIV with an east african woman than just about any other nationality. But then again, a faggot like you probably already has it so you don't care.

Greetings All,

I am new to this list and want to start by saying thanks to you all. Really, thanks.

Now, I'm gonna lay some heavy stuff on you here to set the stage and hope to get some advice. I am somewhat sexually dysfunctional, due to sicknesses of various sorts. I want a SW to try things out with, experiment, get me feet back under me, and all that. So, I have read many of these posts with great interest and hope you dont mind my questions:

1) For my first time I am looking for a $150-$200 escort outcall in my place. I want this location for the security, relaxation, etc. Any advice, thoughts? Any direct recommendations of girls? I am thinking a late 20's early 30s type to nurture me. I've checked out Eros DC and made an inquiry, all recommendations very appreciated, I like dark skinned Asian types or anything close, nothing blond and lily white please (had enough of that).

2) The Downtown AMP, is it really that easy? $160? Just walk in and look nice and say please? In simple terms: does it smell, is it gross, etc? Keep in mind I am fragile, and cannot do the 'anytime, anywhere' thing.

3) Has anyone ever tried the Tanning Spa on 11th and N St NW? Looks seedy and promising...

4) Regarding picking up street walkers, is much of the thrill of this coming from maybe being caught? Why street walkers instead of outcalls or incalls? It seems dangerous and scary, but is that the point?

5) WHat do you think of the safey of getting a street walker and then taking her into my downtown apartment? Dangerous, unlikely, etc?

6) Overall, what are the odds of arrest or getting diseases? Is it rare or fairly common?

Again, thanks to you all for your help. Truly appreciated!

My goodness...I go away for a little bit ( Trash T Town south of the border was GREAT !!) and you guys let some ass (oh sorry) ehole come in here and try to upset the place. We all know the person he's looking for. She hangs out around New York and 7th. Tall ,deep voice, adams apple...We've all seen her. Lets put this ignorant prick on the shelf and get back to the business at hand.
I agree with some of the other posts that the action around DC has dried up a bit. Looked around Sat night and only saw two girls and about 500 cars hawking them. Didn't have time for a B'More run so I have up.
Anybody have any ideas as to why its gotten so bad.

STOP PAYING THE HIGH PRICES !!!

Whoa.....feathers flying in the High Rent District.!
Trashman, keep them in line will ya!LOL!

Trashman..... thnk for the feedback, and the info you responded back to me on your 4/10 post... I really respect the opinion of the veteran folks here who can help, a newbe like myself get out there and make the right move's and look in the right place's... Much respect thnks.... keep the helpful advice coming....

Now for anyone who seems to care... went to Supra Spa last friday... at 1333 Conn. Ave. it was ok.... the girl i saw was a young lady by the name of Chi Chi.. Now she is a 10 in looks... body is a 10, really nice tit's.... shower was about a 5 , and the atmosphere was not good about a 3... only got a hj from here for several reason's...... was a spur of the moment thing to stop in, cash flow was a lil light and didn;t want tap myself out totally... and didn't want to use credit card...

Oh, Trashman, or anybody else that can sheed some light for me... can anyone tell me where CPHC is or give me the address.. 2nd. how is the service there if you have been.. need the 411 before i waste my time. if that will be the case.. Also found H&H Flotation... didn't know they where still in buisness... but anyway went in and up the stairs and the girls that was seating there looked at me like i had two heads... asked what i wanted and had a real funky attitude... satrted to lay her ass out, but i was pleaseant... she said that you have to make a 24hr appointment... that surprised me.... Can anyone tell me if they are worth it..... they are mixed race's... not an AMP.. and are they FS?

thnks.. Bear