The Prickyard

[QUOTE=XNatalieX;2869525]I don't know what my husband IG will want for giving you advice, but I'll take a new Birkin handbag.

Mmgeg loves her heels and I love my handbags.[/QUOTE]Mmmm, Birkin. Great choice, however, it's more suited for evening events and social outings. I'm picturing you riding up to our rendezvous on a Panhead rigid, kicker only, sporting a pair of True Religions Joey super T's, Wesco Athena boots, and a red leather bustier. A rainbow fractal fenderflairette purse with the chrome chain strap would complement you nicely. Just promise me you'll only have a solo seat, cause the thought of IG riding ***** on the back is a image not soon forgotten. But, since Mmgeg is probably on a train to Siberia about now, and you're already spoken for, I'll just have to settle with dreaming. Queue the Rick Springfield music.

[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;2870284]You don't know my ass! The three of us already have this planned. However, I don't see that helping anyone else out with their marriage proposals. Thank Utah for polygamy.

Sincerely Signed,

The Greediest Prick in the Yard.[/QUOTE]I guess I am going to have to ride down with Natalie and expose Mmeg to my talents and leave the biggest prick in the yard, standing alone on top of the cake.

The Noob.

I was going to send FF a message thanking him personally for letting Sasha know that I was OK to see. Saw this petite dynamo yesterday. Whoa. Guys, we have to start tipping better. Her donation rate isn't that much. That's all I'm going to say except thanks again Freckle Freak.

BFDeal.

[QUOTE=Noobie67;2872015]I guess I am going to have to ride down with Natalie and expose Mmeg to my talents and leave the biggest prick in the yard, standing alone on top of the cake.

The Noob.[/QUOTE]I am sure my talents trumps yours (ha) but I do like variety. .

I do believe that people who are not nice, disrespectful, lie, cheat and steal will normally dig a hole deep enough that when they trip over themselves and fall in they can't climb out. So it goes with a Sexy Redhead. In the past two weeks the deep hole is filled with the loss of her transportation that caused drama at home and her assault on her BF that included him getting 67 stiches. Oh no, she's not violent at all. She moved in with her manager and came home and found him in bed with another man. Yes he is Bi and now she shares his sexual past. She is out playing with the bangers who share common pharmacy interests.

So those of you that would like to see her on a monger provider basis ask someone who cares because it's still not me!

[QUOTE=BFDeal;2872220]I was going to send FF a message thanking him personally for letting Sasha know that I was OK to see. Saw this petite dynamo yesterday. Whoa. Guys, we have to start tipping better. Her donation rate isn't that much. That's all I'm going to say except thanks again Freckle Freak.

BFDeal.[/QUOTE]Dude, I deserve way more applause than FF (the "retired" one) for goodness sakes. When it comes to turning strippers into pros there's no one more qualified than me.

Have to ask FF? I got a text today from a rent seeker. Was wondering if it was her? I dare repeat her name in fear of persecution, especially on this forum.

It's not difficult really. Treat people right & they will treat you right. It's common decency.

"When a man lies, he murders part of the world. ".

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2872564]I do believe that people who are not nice, disrespectful, lie, cheat and steal will normally dig a hole deep enough that when they trip over themselves and fall in they can't climb out. So it goes with a Sexy Redhead. In the past two weeks the deep hole is filled with the loss of her transportation that caused drama at home and her assault on her BF that included him getting 67 stiches. Oh no, she's not violent at all. She moved in with her manager and came home and found him in bed with another man. Yes he is Bi and now she shares his sexual past. She is out playing with the bangers who share common pharmacy interests.

So those of you that would like to see her on a monger provider basis ask someone who cares because it's still not me![/QUOTE]Karma is real, and I don't mean the stripper at the Double Deuce.

[QUOTE=Burglar;2873032]Have to ask FF? I got a text today from a rent seeker. Was wondering if it was her? I dare repeat her name in fear of persecution, especially on this forum.

It's not difficult really. Treat people right & they will treat you right. It's common decency.

"When a man lies, he murders part of the world. ".[/QUOTE]I know it's difficult at times with all the redheads being discussed on the board. Now you know who, so you can add her to your [B]AVOID[/B] list.

[QUOTE=Nostra3;2872994]Dude, I deserve way more applause than FF (the "retired" one) for goodness sakes. When it comes to turning strippers into pros there's no one more qualified than me.[/QUOTE]Since you did introduce me to her, so here you go. Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. (Background sounds of cheering, audience stands in approval, some bow down to show great respect).

Feel better now?

It was an awesome transformation.

[QUOTE=Nostra3;2872994]Dude, I deserve way more applause than FF (the "retired" one) for goodness sakes. When it comes to turning strippers into pros there's no one more qualified than me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2873557]Since you did introduce me to her, so here you go. Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. (Background sounds of cheering, audience stands in approval, some bow down to show great respect).

Feel better now?[/QUOTE]Throw in a high-five tunnel and I think we're good here.

[QUOTE=Nostra3;2873758]Throw in a high-five tunnel and I think we're good here.[/QUOTE]Is my command.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2873767]Is my command.[/QUOTE]Wait, what are we celebrating again? NOT being someone's boyfriend?

[QUOTE=Nostra3;2873758]Throw in a high-five tunnel and I think we're good here.[/QUOTE]Just to appease your altruistic (the all too famous word here) self, I will give you a high five at our favorite watering hole. Oh wait, that means I would have to actually see you there!

Indy Guy.

Sweet 7 lb. Baby Jesus!! I just got a promotion. Today I got my Sons of mongering patch and a 10 percent off senior member coupon to Snake and Shake. Hope I can carry the torch high, and make those who rank above me proud. Although now that my 15 minutes of fame is over with, it might just go all downhill from here. Guess I'll break out some Tab cola, and reflect on life with some reruns of Charles in Charge. At least Scott Baio got alot of bearded clams, and cinnamon rings. Carry on!

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2876242]Sweet 7 lb. Baby Jesus!! I just got a promotion. Today I got my Sons of mongering patch and a 10 percent off senior member coupon to Snake and Shake. Hope I can carry the torch high, and make those who rank above me proud. Although now that my 15 minutes of fame is over with, it might just go all downhill from here. Guess I'll break out some Tab cola, and reflect on life with some reruns of Charles in Charge. At least Scott Baio got alot of bearded clams, and cinnamon rings. Carry on![/QUOTE]Welcome!! You're buying.

[QUOTE]Even on here you can't always believe what you read, unless it comes from one of the more senior people I usually don't trust it 100%.[/QUOTE]Not pricking on anyone specifically. But just because a girl played well with a senior does not mean she can't go bad over night. Highly unlikely if she has good character, but I have had some awesome azz that I would be scared to recommend just because I knew she would try to get over a newbie if she could.

Be safe,

-G.

Hey! Fat girls are like mopeds, they are fun to ride till your friends catch you!

BG.

[QUOTE=GadgetIT;2869227]Certainly not a crime, and I am in no position to judge. Funny thing is that I use to hate the big slow Harley baggers. Thought they were fuggly. Eight or so Hogs later, I don't care to ride anything less.

If nothing else, in theses times I enjoy the variety.
I do not care if someone likes fat. Nor would I care if you like 'em slim. No worries from me if you want to spend a kings ransom on the tail. Just don't have them thinking I will do the same.

Bottoms up (literally).

-G.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigGuyUAteMe;2881627]Hey! Fat girls are like mopeds, they are fun to ride till your friends catch you!

BG.[/QUOTE]Ouch that's kind of harsh. Takes all varieties to make this world go round. Enjoy what you like and like what you enjoy, but don't dog someone else for their choice of variety.

Kitkat.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2876242]Sweet 7 lb. Baby Jesus!! I just got a promotion. Today I got my Sons of mongering patch and a 10 percent off senior member coupon to Snake and Shake. Hope I can carry the torch high, and make those who rank above me proud. Although now that my 15 minutes of fame is over with, it might just go all downhill from here. Guess I'll break out some Tab cola, and reflect on life with some reruns of Charles in Charge. At least Scott Baio got alot of bearded clams, and cinnamon rings. Carry on![/QUOTE]Congratulations on the promotion. Make sure you use your senior coupon wisely. LOL.

You and I both know it's not tab you enjoy. Your high class you go for Coke zero (better taste). LOL.

Kitkat.

[QUOTE=Kitkat1;2881697]Ouch that's kind of harsh. Takes all varieties to make this world go round. Enjoy what you like and like what you enjoy, but don't dog someone else for their choice of variety.

Kitkat.[/QUOTE]Most of the guys seeing escorts don't look like they can or ever could have run a marathon themselves.

[QUOTE=Sara8032;2882106]Most of the guys seeing escorts don't look like they can or ever could have run a marathon themselves.[/QUOTE]That's what pretty much every escort has ever told me. That the majority of their clients aren't exactly studly themselves. LOL. And I've never understood all the judgments applied in the world of sex and sex fetishes, like a big woman is somehow verboten but having a tranny peg you is normal and the greatest thing ever.

I on the other hand am a highly trained sexathlete. It's a new sport added to the Brazil Olympics, naturally.

[QUOTE=Mwdude;2882501]That's what pretty much every escort has ever told me. That the majority of their clients aren't exactly studly themselves. LOL. And I've never understood all the judgments applied in the world of sex and sex fetishes, like a big woman is somehow verboten but having a tranny peg you is normal and the greatest thing ever.

I on the other hand am a highly trained sexathlete. It's a new sport added to the Brazil Olympics, naturally.[/QUOTE]I've been inside of several trannies over the years, and I must say I really enjoyed it. I especially like the big ones. I'd work one over at this very moment, but I'm riding my moped, and it doesn't have one. Although, my field of expertise lies more with engines and carburetion.

What's that mom? They're talking about something else? Oh, sorry. Carry on.

[QUOTE=Sara8032;2882106]Most of the guys seeing escorts don't look like they can or ever could have run a marathon themselves.[/QUOTE]I can PROBABLY still run a marathon, but I'm hung like a fifth grader. So in the end, I'm still not going home with a stuffed animal. I love girls of all shapes and sizes. Women are just beautiful!

[QUOTE=Sara8032;2882106]Most of the guys seeing escorts don't look like they can or ever could have run a marathon themselves.[/QUOTE]It's difficult to run a marathon with a hard on? However it does help when you hang a flag on the end of the pole stating "Looking for Freckles". You would be amazed how it clears a path in the crowd.

[QUOTE=Kitkat1;2881705]Congratulations on the promotion. Make sure you use your senior coupon wisely. LOL.

You and I both know it's not tab you enjoy. Your high class you go for Coke zero (better taste). LOL.

Kitkat.[/QUOTE]If gradjurading seventh grade makes me high class, then I'll accept that title! And if you'll take my senior member coupon, then I'm certain I have chosen wisely.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2882728]It's difficult to run a marathon with a hard on? However it does help when you hang a flag on the end of the pole stating "Looking for Freckles". You would be amazed how it clears a path in the crowd.[/QUOTE]LOL! He's awake!! Welcome back, Kotter!

[BLUE]Recently I've been involved in something that I think has risen to a level where I need to post something.

A member wrote me and asked me to remove a review he had made of a provider because her management didn't like it. He said that the manager had threatened him with physical violence and was pleading with me to remove it.

I refused, I refused because douchebags like that can only flourish in the dark and if he was successful in intimidating this member then it made it more likely that he would try it with others.

You guys all saw who the chick was, you saw who the member was, so now you can make an informed decision, do you want to involve yourself in that sort of thing or not.

I'm not saying do it, I'm not saying don't. I'm reporting what happened from my side as information only.

A2[/BLUE]

By A2. I had a provider ask me to remove a review once. Can't do it. They know what they were getting into, and besides that, it was a positive review.

And Sara. The only marathon I'm running into is a gas station. Still, that made me laugh as most of us want our cake and to eat it too. And many of us look like we've eaten a lot of cake.

[QUOTE=GadgetIT;2878211]Not pricking on anyone specifically. But just because a girl played well with a senior does not mean she can't go bad over night. Highly unlikely if she has good character, but I have had some awesome azz that I would be scared to recommend just because I knew she would try to get over a newbie if she could.

Be safe,

-G.[/QUOTE]Thanks for bringing up the obvious. It happens so often, especially when there is a change in management, change in prescription or they just feel that they have enough in their 401 K.

[QUOTE=HunterGatherer;2882976]By A2. I had a provider ask me to remove a review once. Can't do it. They know what they were getting into, and besides that, it was a positive review.

And Sara. The only marathon I'm running into is a gas station. Still, that made me laugh as most of us want our cake and to eat it too. And many of us look like we've eaten a lot of cake.[/QUOTE]Not all of them know what they are getting into. Some are very Nave and don't know any better. Some may ask you to not review them and some don't know whether or not to ask. I don't understand why someone wouldn't want a good review, unless of course they asked you not to review them. It really comes down to some sense of being a gentleman or not. I'm not indicating in any way you weren't. Everyone just needs to use some common sense.

Oh and thanks A2 for cleaning up the BP Thread. It was time.

[QUOTE=HunterGatherer;2882976]By A2. I had a provider ask me to remove a review once. Can't do it. They know what they were getting into, and besides that, it was a positive review.

And Sara. The only marathon I'm running into is a gas station. Still, that made me laugh as most of us want our cake and to eat it too. And many of us look like we've eaten a lot of cake.[/QUOTE]And I sure seem to end up in the prickyard a lot. What's up with that?

It's was a joke, don't get your panties in a wad. If I didn't tie 100 bills around my neck, I couldn't get any of the ladies to play with me. LOL.

BG.

[QUOTE=Kitkat1;2881697]Ouch that's kind of harsh. Takes all varieties to make this world go round. Enjoy what you like and like what you enjoy, but don't dog someone else for their choice of variety.

Kitkat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sara8032;2883083]And I sure seem to end up in the prickyard a lot. What's up with that?[/QUOTE]Is the only weapon I have. If I can make a woman laugh (without taking off my clothes), that's half the battle.

There seems to be a lack of etiquette with some on the board in regards to giving out help / references and promoting providers.

There are some providers on the board that are willing to help but:

1. If you don't know them then how can you reference someone to contact them?

2. Even if you know them did you ask them if they were willing, before you gave someone their name and contact info?

3. If you pretend to know them and just hand out info randomly then you just might be blocked by them and those that they know. This would be due to the lack of consideration you have shown towards them.

Use your head and ask first, if you don't know them then leave it be. How would you like it if someone just started handing out your info without your consent?

It's great to write reviews about new providers who have excellent service. Just keep in mind that they are new, you probably don't know them that well or what my be hidden in their past or present. Just because you fucked them and then sat around and think you delved into each others souls, doesn't mean they are safe. It takes some time for a new provider to develop a reputation of consistently good, reliable and safe service. There are diamonds in the rough out there, but some of those diamonds are really cubic zirconia. Also if you think you have established a certain bond with a provider and conversation turns personal then it needs to remain personal. Would you like it if someone revealed personal information about you to others without your permission? It works both ways, so once again use common sense.

There are many new senior members on this board, welcome to all. Just remember that one in every ten of you are closet pricks! The other nine are gentlemen and treat mongers and providers with respect. The pricks always come out in some form or another. I'm not talking about the occasional prick, we all have that issue from time to time. It's the prick with the constant hard on that really becomes an issue to everyone's safety and enjoyment of the hobby. So if you can't show at least some common sense, etiquette, rational thought and common decency, well then your a prick!

[QUOTE=Sara8032;2883083]And I sure seem to end up in the prickyard a lot. What's up with that?[/QUOTE]Everyone needs a hobby.

All those months of strategic planning, and lots and lots of butt kissing, and FF called me a prick. My parents were right, I AM a failure. LOL!

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2884299]There seems to be a lack of etiquette with some on the board in regards to giving out help / references and promoting providers.

There are some providers on the board that are willing to help but:

1. If you don't know them then how can you reference someone to contact them?

2. Even if you know them did you ask them if they were willing, before you gave someone their name and contact info?

3. If you pretend to know them and just hand out info randomly then you just might be blocked by them and those that they know. This would be due to the lack of consideration you have shown towards them.

Use your head and ask first, if you don't know them then leave it be. How would you like it if someone just started handing out your info without your consent?

It's great to write reviews about new providers who have excellent service. Just keep in mind that they are new, you probably don't know them that well or what my be hidden in their past or present. Just because you fucked them and then sat around and think you delved into each others souls, doesn't mean they are safe. It takes some time for a new provider to develop a reputation of consistently good, reliable and safe service. There are diamonds in the rough out there, but some of those diamonds are really cubic zirconia. Also if you think you have established a certain bond with a provider and conversation turns personal then it needs to remain personal. Would you like it if someone revealed personal information about you to others without your permission? It works both ways, so once again use common sense.[/QUOTE]Although I fully agree with my retired partner in crime, I will add one additional comment that is intended for any providers (especially new ones) that may read the board. It is also a safe general practice to limit the amount of personal info that you share until you have reached your personal comfort level. Just as mongers get more comfortable with a provider over time, the same should be said about providers getting comfortable with mongers. It is safe practice not to share too much personal info until you have reached your personal comfort level.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2884299]Just remember that one in every ten of you are closet pricks![/QUOTE]WTF? 1 in 10. I thought I was more unique than that. I guess I got to step up my game! .

Sincerely Signed,

The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;2884486]WTF? 1 in 10. I thought I was more unique than that. I guess I got to step up my game![/QUOTE]Natalie told me you were a 7-1/2, maybe an 8 at best, but certainly not a ten! Why would you even think that?