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[QUOTE=Lokkin4; 1281720][url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/2608771807.html[/url]

Any reviews? Can't find a thing on her.[/QUOTE]If you are into short Filipino women. She will do a he for $$$. But lots of restrictions on touching.

[QUOTE=Massage Guru;1282397]If you are into short Filipino women. She will do a he for $$$. But lots of restrictions on touching.[/QUOTE]I can get the he somewhere else how is the massage is she any good

[QUOTE=Massage Guru;1282397]She will do a he for $$$.[/QUOTE]$$$? Are you serious, bro?

If its $$$ (3 C'S) I can see a porn star for that and still she will give me a massage. Massage Guro you did mean $$$? Very expensive HJ.

[QUOTE=Massage Guru;1282397]If you are into short Filipino women. She will do a he for $$$. But lots of restrictions on touching.[/QUOTE]

Several months back two 19 yr olds posted on CL Resumes looking for work. Essentially they were looking for sugar daddies, and at first didn't do more then strip / dance. But slowly moved into more adventures with mongers. They only posted a couple times. Mainly by the blonde (skinny 105 lbs. 5'4, cute as hell, small tits). Then the disappeared.

I am just curious of anyone has kept in touch or knows how to get a hold of them. PM me please.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Davidonecall;1282705]If its $$$ (3 C'S) I can see a porn star for that and still she will give me a massage. Massage Guro you did mean $$$? Very expensive HJ.[/QUOTE]Apologies my fellow enthusiasts. Not used to the lingo yet but I'm getting there. I've been a long time member but very few postings. The massage is soft touch which is not my thing with massages. The he is only. 50 and can be negotiated down to. 40.

As for other adventures, went to Rosemont a month ago and got a massage at Bl. Massage. Got the older one D. Liked the massage. Very strong hands. Got her to do HE and some light kissing. Will definitely be back. As for Irene's, got a lot of stories to tell. Just a matter of approach and patience I guess.

Ok around 12 years ago I was in ATL and got a table shower and massage with a HJ. Now I live in Chicago and want to take my brother out with me to have some fun. He is going through a divorce after 15 years of marriage. So we see some ads on BP and CL and opt to go for the Latinas up around Bryn Mawr and Kedzie but they sent us to a bogus ass address. She called me back after we left and told us to come back. Went back and she didn't answer the phone. There were around 3 different girls that answered the phone with some damn kids in the background.

So then we went to a place on Chicago Ave and Paulina and it was closed. Then went out the street to a place that claimed to have Ukranian women. Both locations look exactly the same and they were closed but there were around three men and four women standing inside. I think the place may have just been raided. So finally we gave up after wasting four hours.

I just want him to experience a table shower. I am only willing to spend $60 or less total. I may tip $10 but I know I won't get shit for that. But I am not intersted in getting arrested either. I know not to take any extra money inside or the women will rob us.

Can anyone tell me a good place to go for first timers? $60 an hour would be great.

Thanks,

Hell Naw

Well I guess my suspicion was right. What fucking luck that we didn't get caught up in the sting. [url]http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-19-arrested-after-investigation-of-brothels-massage-parlors-20110923[/url].0, 7672014. Story.

[QUOTE=HellNaw; 1283311]Ok around 12 years ago I was in ATL and got a table shower and massage with a HJ. Now I live in Chicago and want to take my brother out with me to have some fun. He is going through a divorce after 15 years of marriage. So we see some ads on BP and CL and opt to go for the Latinas up around Bryn Mawr and Kedzie but they sent us to a bogus ass address. She called me back after we left and told us to come back. Went back and she didn't answer the phone. There were around 3 different girls that answered the phone with some damn kids in the background.

So then we went to a place on Chicago Ave and Paulina and it was closed. Then went out the street to a place that claimed to have Ukranian women. Both locations look exactly the same and they were closed but there were around three men and four women standing inside. I think the place may have just been raided. So finally we gave up after wasting four hours.

I just want him to experience a table shower. I am only willing to spend $60 or less total. I may tip $10 but I know I won't get shit for that. But I am not intersted in getting arrested either. I know not to take any extra money inside or the women will rob us.

Can anyone tell me a good place to go for first timers? $60 an hour would be great.

Thanks,

Hell Naw[/QUOTE]

Hey why no one on here reply to my post? When it cums to making new friends you guys suck heheh where do I go to learn all the acronyms you guys use? I want a damn table shower and a massage.

[QUOTE=HellNaw;1284548]Hey why no one on here reply to my post? When it cums to making new friends you guys suck heheh where do I go to learn all the acronyms you guys use? I want a damn table shower and a massage.[/QUOTE]Look under FAQ and it will show you the acronyms used on this board.

Just letting you know that you can get lots of info if you just read the MP section. When you are new we (senior members) like to see what you have to post. Lot of member start and only want info but don't give any. I have many new one start by trusting senior members first and then we give info. I know lot of new member can say the same thing, DOC.

[QUOTE=HellNaw;1284548]Hey why no one on here reply to my post? When it cums to making new friends you guys suck heheh where do I go to learn all the acronyms you guys use? I want a damn table shower and a massage.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Davidonecall;1284631]Just letting you know that you can get lots of info if you just read the MP section. When you are new we (senior members) like to see what you have to post. Lot of member start and only want info but don't give any. I have many new one start by trusting senior members first and then we give info. I know lot of new member can say the same thing, DOC.[/QUOTE]Ok I see you point. Well let me familiarize myself with this secret world.

Take it easy, dude.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?1897-Terms-and-Abbreviations-List[/url]

[QUOTE=HellNaw;1284548]Hey why no one on here reply to my post? When it cums to making new friends you guys suck heheh where do I go to learn all the acronyms you guys use? I want a damn table shower and a massage.[/QUOTE]

Ok this is my 2nd report on here but the first HE massage that I have received in the last 12 years. I saw live on the south side and wanted to find somewhere close. So I chose to go to City Massage. The door fee is $60 for one hour. The cashier is very nice and there were three girls working there. Not sure why all of them have a laptop there but they do. They were all busy with customers but I got Tina. I was hoping for someone younger and sexier but didn't know how the other two girls looked. So I got the free table shower and she gave me an awesome deep tissue massage. I touched her legs and she didn't object. Then I turned over and she offered me a HE for a $60 tip. I countered with $20 and she looked insulted. She told me her other customers tip $60. So I was feeling so good that I agreed and she made me feel like I was the Washington Monument. I felt light headed and she told me next time she will have on less clothes. I was able to get my finger wet and found out her bra was heavily padded. As I left I was kind of embarrassed as I walked past the other Asian girls. It was hard to drive a car after such wonderful therapy. I spent a total of $132. 00 for a HE. I think it will be months before I do that again but it was a memorable experience. I think next time I will go for two hours but I will pass on the HE but I don't think that is even an option with most girls.

So I saw an ad on CL that was flagged fairly quick for a two girl show. Saw it pop up a day later but caught it in time to answer. Turns out there is a "married" lesbian couple who have fallen on hard times and have decided to try and make up some extra cash by putting on a "show". $ for 30 minutes, $$ for 60 minutes. I've seen some pros do a show and these two out class any I've seen. More like a couple making love rather than a show, that erotic. They do watch the clock so you get no more than what you donated, unless one of them is in the middle of cumming. No extras and no touching, just sit and watch and take care of your own as you see fit. They are attractive, both with C-cups and one thin / one normal body type. Seniors PM for info.