Humorous Photos

[QUOTE=Common Man]You did not include the complete quote from Bench.

You deleted the part where Bench talks about sucking cock.

If you are going to quote, do it all.[/QUOTE]


Can someone please teach this self-hating homophobe how to read english?

Bench,
You can teach some of the people sometimes, but you can't teach some people ever.

A wh*re making her parents proud . . .

A sl*t doing what she does best . . .

Two b*tches bobbing on Santa's knob . . .

Stupid c*unt blowing a mascot . . .

[QUOTE=Common Man]Now it's Mother F[/QUOTE]


I shouldn't have called you a motherfucker and have edited the [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=486483&postcount=190]report[/url].

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates", Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carol's."

And So The Holiday Season Begins..

that post belongs in the stories section not the Photos Section.
Although I enjoyed it regardless of where it was located.
Thanks A-J

and I would hate to have any of you end up like this.

What a great invention, the computer.

How can you not love your computer?

How to tell if it's cold enough to put up the Christmas decorations:

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