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Just went for a SW cruise in downtown lancaster. No luck! I was there from 6. 6:30 am. Cruised s queen, water, and farnum. Any sightings from anyone else? Feel free to pm if neccesary.

Thanks!

I dont know what you guys are talking about with this place. I have gotten nothing but a massage here. I asked about anything else and she told me only massage. I have been there about four times thinking that they may need to get to know me. Still nothing, one time I paid for the massage with a 1. thinking that she will get the point and all she did was bring me back change. She also wouldent accept anything higher then a 10 for a tip. I dont know about you guys but I am starting to think this place is either going legit or I am doing something wrong. Dont want to scare anyone away but also dont want you guys to waste your $ and time.

At first the word was full menu but with that location along 30 and so close to the LE house I would think that it will not be there long or be legit.

I cruised again on saturday and this morning, again no luck with spotting any sw's. Am I just going at bad times or is Lancaster dryed up? Please any words of advice or recent experiences would be appreciated!

Has anybody had any dealing with a Glitter0406 from CL? I was thinking about giving her a try?

I finally had luck cruisin', I met up with a WSW named Lisa.She looked to be in her 20's. We agreed on .10 for a bbbjns.she was about a 6 lookwise and she was a 6 performancewise. Had a good attitude though, but she smoked constantly. She smoked from the time she gave me the bbbj then lit up right after. She said she usually works with her cousin - who is a real crackhead and will do anything for a dollar. Also she told me to be careful because LE is all over.

I finally had luck cruisin', I met up with a WSW named Lisa.She looked to be in her 20's. We agreed on .10 for a bbbjns.she was about a 6 lookwise and she was a 6 performancewise. Had a good attitude though, but she smoked constantly. She smoked from the time she gave me the bbbj then lit up right after. She said she usually works with her cousin - who is a real crackhead and will do anything for a dollar. Also she told me to be careful because LE is all over.

Went to the whirl wednesdy for 45min special, only 3 in the lineup, picked Elaina, very hot, model type bod, tall paid 1. 4. Nice massage. After flip I started roamn. As I was goin south I got stopped. She saidit was extra. For. 4. I arguethat its free everytime I go there. She claimed not with her. F that. I'll avoid her next time.

Can someone give me the scoop on this continuous poster on Craigs, she has gorgeous eyes but she advertises as a BBW. How big is she? Just wanna have some fun.

Thanks guys.

I am dual posting this in both the Lancaster and Harrisburg forums as a warning for all of us hobbiest.

Well had a case of the horny's and was in the E-town area and thought would try a girl posting on CL by the name of Kayla. Well gave her a call and she was available. Met at one of the cheaper motels in town. She was running late which should have been my first hint to leave but I stayed. She showed up, she looked fine but not really like the girl in the picture. We went into the room and took care of the $. Well gave her what she had listed in her ad, and we got into bed and she asked for a tip for FS. A $200 tip. I balked and went for my pants but she said we could work something out. Well she dropped it down to $100 and you know something. I WAS STUPID ENOUGH AND PAID IT. Well I got a 30 second CBJ followed with one of the most uninspiring missionary "fun" I ever had the displeasure of enduring. The cherry on the whole thing was she told me to hurry up because she had a ride coming but would make it up to me next time. Oh yea, I can't wait to be ripped off again.
Well lets give it the standard review.

Location - 7 It was on the main drag through E-town so felt safe enough. It was not a place I would stay at if I was going to spend a night. She had a condom laying on the floor from a previous session.
Appearance--6 Cute enough. No gapping sores, but both nipples pierced and a barb-wire tatto on her arm that is not present in the picture. Does not really resemble picture.
Session--2 About the most positive thing I can say is that I did orgasm and even that was a stretch. Nothing inspiring at all.
Attitude--3 She was nice enough but with the upsell and the rush job it showed.

Overall give it a 2, not worth the money I wasted and the only thing really going for her is she was kinda of cute. I would say definitely avoid.

This is a story I made up.

At about 4:00 I finished most of my calls and decided to cut out early. Felt like a good ol' R&T but didn’t feel like driving. So I went to Zen. I arrived and an Asian woman come out to meet me and takes me directly to a room. She was nothing real special but not a beast in anyway; she was a little chunky and had a nice full set of C/D (not really good with cup sizes) and a really really short jean skirt on. So she asks for the house fee first. 6 and then tells me to undress and get on the table. In about 5 min. She comes back and starts what I would give a 7. 5 out of 10 massage. It was a normal as one would think except she says "its Hot outside", I answer and say "Yeah it is" and then she takes the towel that was hiding my nude ass and tosses it to the floor. On the flip she asks me if I have been there before. If you have read my posts I have been there a few times. She seemed surprised, but now for the weird part. She asks how old I was, and I tell her. Then she tells me she is 24, I hold in from laughing because there is NO way she is 24. Then she starts to rub my face and says, " You very handsome". I say "thank you" She then says "you have girlfriend"? I tell her No and she says "you like Chinese girl"? I shake my head yes and then she starts licking my nipples! I am like WTF! ? ! So I let her go for it. Then she starts playing with my twins. At this point I am standing at full attention. She looks at me and says "all done? " I stick my hand up her skirt and start to feel around. She says "you like massagey" pointing at my swollen sword. Now since I have been at this place I have been shot down for extras time and time again. But this time she asks me if I want a HJ and the kicker is she didn’t stop there! She then says "or you like sucky" I was like Jackpot! I take out what I have left in my wallet which was only. 6. I show her what I have and she looks and does the motion like a HJ. I say no forget it and start to put my money away then she says ok and does some sign language for BJ and I say ok. Lay on the table again and she puts the ol rubber on and starts going to town. About a 6 out of 10 nothing amazing but she will get the job done. She whipped out her tits which where kind of disappointing out of the shirt so I went for under her skirt. She was completely shaven and accepted digits. I pop and she cleans me up with a warm towel and then gives my now satisfied sea monster a little kiss and laughs. As I am dressing, she is just standing there watching me. She says "next time you have Chinese girl very young, very pretty. " I ask what her name is and she just says next time. Overall not bad for Amish country. Sorry if this is too long but I do some international travel and am on the ISG boards as well and this is how we do our reports.

[QUOTE=TampaVolt]Can someone give me the scoop on this continuous poster on Craigs, she has gorgeous eyes but she advertises as a BBW. How big is she? Just wanna have some fun.

Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]Met her about a year ago. She is not sloppy fat but she, at that time was a bit on the bigger side. Will give you a heads up though, she does NOT do FS unless she has decided to open up in the past year. I think it was a 100 for a FBSM. Never went back, she really do anything for me and imho, anyone that has to post 4-6 times a day is not really pleasing anyone.

Hope that helps.

Another massage parlor is opening in Lancaster next to Turkey Hill, Wise, Subway, HACC area in Bridgeport.

[QUOTE=Poiuy1970]Has anybody had any dealing with a Glitter0406 from CL? I was thinking about giving her a try?[/QUOTE]Anyone have an answer on this?

[QUOTE=Diddy 457]Another massage parlor is opening in Lancaster next to Turkey Hill, Wise, Subway, HACC area in Bridgeport.[/QUOTE]Diddy, Talk to me. What do you know about it? Im willing to TOFTT. PM me if you like.