Massage Parlor Reports

I am relatively new in terms of posting to this site, but I am a veteran hobbyist in terms of posting reports going back to the ancient times of the World Sex Guide and alt.sex.prosititution starting in 1996.

As an East Coaster, I visit SF once every 12-to-18 months. Been to Nikki's several times (my favorite) as well as Dragon Spa (must be closed now). I wanted something new & close to my hotel in the Union Square area. Bad weather and fatigue were factors.

I should have checked the date on the report below because it was about eight months old.

After RTFF for SF, I surfed over to Craigs List and found the following ad for an AMP:

What a beauty! - w4m - 20 (financial district)

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Reply to: [email]pers-528799623@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2008-01-04, 7:01PM PST

&&&&&& MASSAGE &&&&&&

OPEN 10 AM -- 11 PM 7 days a week
~~~~~~ in San Francisco ~~~~~~


Check me out! Making your fantasy a reality! What a beauty! Enjoy!
Kinda like that? Want a massage? These Asian girls should be stars!
Our primary concern is our customers happiness! Give your body this
experience. Visit us today!

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Avoid this shop!

I phoned the number in the jpeg in the ad and was told to go to 266 Sutter St 5th Fl.

Upon arrival was assigned BeBe - a semi-cute busty Chinese girl. After an uninspired Table Shower and mediocre massage, she started negotiations. She insisted upon $140 for full service. I finally caved-in and said, "Okay, as longer as you use the hot tea."

After returning to our room, she started to work on me and slipped on the raincoat for a CBJ. I protested. I mentioned the hot tea and she claimed ignorance. I let it slide. Overall, the session was very mediocre.

Afterward, she claimed complete ignorance regarding the hot tea BBBJ. She claimed that "no one does that in SF" and that "everyone charges $140."

Disappointing session aside, one of the weaknesses of this site is the practice of not providing specific info on addresses in many posts. Did I visit the same shop as the post below? Or did I screw-up? Can't tell. I guess I should have gone to Nikki's, although the rain and distance of the walk influenced my decision.

Of course, the strength of this site is that it provides info on most major destinations.

I love the Hot Tea service. Although I met service girls in Singapore (in Geylang) who alternated Hot Tea and Iced Tea. Fire & Ice. That's even better.

[QUOTE=ReallyaNiceGuy]I got into town on Sunday evening, checked into the hotel and jumped on CL to see what was going on.

Found some guy posting negative stuff about this one place I'd been to before. I had the number of the provider I saw last time so I called her to see what the story was. She wasn't working that day but said everything was OK. It was just some guy that had caused trouble there and was kicked out. She said he said he was going to cause them trouble and was calling the place all the time. Good enough for me and I called them and was on my way.

I about fell on the floor when my girl came in. WOW. She was so young, beautiful, sexy and a little tiny body. (I later happened to see a post about her. Jennifer: 22 years old, 33C-22-33, 4"8' 90 lbs, Japanese. Yea that was her. Note, these are CL photos. She wouldn't let me take photos.)

She was fantastic! She really enjoyed pleasing and during the act she got into it. BBBJ, DFK, 69, several positions. And I got hot tea everywhere, and I mean everywhere.

RaNG[/QUOTE]

Go to Nikki's on your next visit. Never had a bad experience there at all. If you are staying in the union square area, you can either catch a cab, catch the local muni bus on geary street to polk street. Then walk a block away to your tea treatment. Heck I walked to nikki's from union square. I grabbed a bite to eat and a drink at a thai restaurant, then in about 10 minutes I was there.

Be safe and good too my girls.

[QUOTE=Dire Wolf98]I am relatively new in terms of posting to this site, but I am a veteran hobbyist in terms of posting reports going back to the ancient times of the World Sex Guide and alt.sex.prosititution starting in 1996.

As an East Coaster, I visit SF once every 12-to-18 months. Been to Nikki's several times (my favorite) as well as Dragon Spa (must be closed now). I wanted something new & close to my hotel in the Union Square area. Bad weather and fatigue were factors.

I should have checked the date on the report below because it was about eight months old.

After RTFF for SF, I surfed over to Craigs List and found the following ad for an AMP:

What a beauty! - w4m - 20 (financial district)

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Reply to: [email]pers-528799623@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2008-01-04, 7:01PM PST

&&&&&& MASSAGE &&&&&&

OPEN 10 AM -- 11 PM 7 days a week
~~~~~~ in San Francisco ~~~~~~


Check me out! Making your fantasy a reality! What a beauty! Enjoy!
Kinda like that? Want a massage? These Asian girls should be stars!
Our primary concern is our customers happiness! Give your body this
experience. Visit us today!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Avoid this shop!

I phoned the number in the jpeg in the ad and was told to go to 266 Sutter St 5th Fl.

Upon arrival was assigned BeBe - a semi-cute busty Chinese girl. After an uninspired Table Shower and mediocre massage, she started negotiations. She insisted upon $140 for full service. I finally caved-in and said, "Okay, as longer as you use the hot tea."

After returning to our room, she started to work on me and slipped on the raincoat for a CBJ. I protested. I mentioned the hot tea and she claimed ignorance. I let it slide. Overall, the session was very mediocre.

Afterward, she claimed complete ignorance regarding the hot tea BBBJ. She claimed that "no one does that in SF" and that "everyone charges $140."

Disappointing session aside, one of the weaknesses of this site is the practice of not providing specific info on addresses in many posts. Did I visit the same shop as the post below? Or did I screw-up? Can't tell. I guess I should have gone to Nikki's, although the rain and distance of the walk influenced my decision.

Of course, the strength of this site is that it provides info on most major destinations.

I love the Hot Tea service. Although I met service girls in Singapore (in Geylang) who alternated Hot Tea and Iced Tea. Fire & Ice. That's even better.[/QUOTE]

I should have gone to Nikki's -- which I first visited in Jan 2006 (the tea was hot & sassy).

This time, the allure of visiting a new shop was strong. Also, I was tired and stressed after my flight from the East Coast and it was raining steadily. Also, I had a 6:15am start the following morning. Still, the walk would have probably been therapeutic. Well, there's always next trip.

[QUOTE=YoHimBeBrother]Go to Nikki's on your next visit. Never had a bad experience there at all. If you are staying in the union square area, you can either catch a cab, catch the local muni bus on geary street to polk street. Then walk a block away to your tea treatment. Heck I walked to nikki's from union square. I grabbed a bite to eat and a drink at a thai restaurant, then in about 10 minutes I was there.

Be safe and good too my girls.[/QUOTE]

Just thought I'd mention. Before becoming an afioconado of this website, I went to the green door with a buddy of mine, as it definitely looked like a promising place. I believe we each paid over a hundred dollars and proceeded to get massaged by disgusting old eastern european women. I was so frustrated at that point that I almost wanted her to give me a HJ. Anyways after that didn't work out I walked some ways to Dr. Something or another and paid 60 for a HJ.

Eugenek14: Apparently you didn't read D5355's post dated Nov 4, 2007 telling us how bad Green Door is. Green Door is easily the worst place in town, a total rip off. Paris is another horrible one. Stick to Nikki's, Lucky, Sunflower, and some of the others that at least occasionally get a good review. Most of these places change daily bu the Green Door does not change. It's always bad.

Ah Green Door, such memories. I got a very nice blonde on my one exploratory visit there. Too nice, I thought. Too good to be true. We started with a massage for fifteen minutes. She cooed to me that if I wanted things to get better, it was another 40 or 60 and we'd move to another room for a table shower or something, can't remember. Right, upsell begins. So I said no, let's see how things go here, sure that my experiment was a bust. So she kept at my back for another five minutes, more and more dispirited. Soon a woman came to the door and whispered something to my girl. She came back saying 'there's a guy in another room asking to see the full lineup.' I rolled my eyes and waited to see how this stupid comedy played out. I waited. I waited some more. Hearing some laughter from around the corner, I got up and dressed and started out. Hearing me, up came my girl asking what I was doing. I said, 'I'm not sure what kind of dumbasses you get here, but I'm gone' and walked out. It was right out of the Rue St. Denis in Paris.

Upstairs above there was the Tunnel Top, a grotty little dive that opened onto Bush. Rumor was that there was a back stairway between Green Door and the Tunnel Top. One night we brough an unexpectedly large crowd to the bar. They called in another bartender who looked suspiciously like a massage girl, 30-something Vietnamese, no English skills, wearing a nightie, couldn't make a drink to save her life.

Hey fellas,

Just arrived in SF last night. Can anyone recommend a good, proper full body massage place (no FS).

What I'm looking for is a "Asia" styled (if anyone has been to Hong Kong or Thailand) oil massage with hand release -- with special attention paid to the "nether regions" -- i guess you could call it "tantric" or "prostate" massage here in the US.

Again, looking to unwind with a good deep massage with a happy ending, but don't want the "full Monty".

Any suggestions?

Thanks

[QUOTE=agoodfella]Hey fellas,

Just arrived in SF last night. Can anyone recommend a good, proper full body massage place (no FS).

What I'm looking for is a "Asia" styled (if anyone has been to Hong Kong or Thailand) oil massage with hand release -- with special attention paid to the "nether regions" -- i guess you could call it "tantric" or "prostate" massage here in the US.

Again, looking to unwind with a good deep massage with a happy ending, but don't want the "full Monty".

Any suggestions?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Unfortunately I havent found any 'legit' R&T places in SF. Everyone talks about Nikki's - which I am tempted to check out.

Another place is called CEO Health Spa. I hear they have HOT women, and from what I know - they are mostly legit. But I think they charge a lot.

I am from NYC, and I love that you can get a nice sensual massage and a happy ending for $60 (including tip).

Have fun, and please let us know what you find,

U1

Hey All,

Looking for something South of SF and north of San Jose. Anything good within a few miles of San Mateo?

I noticed there is a section for reports for San Mateo but it is empty. I am better off just going to Niki's in SF?

I posted this in the general area too, looks like it has some possible sites near San Fransisco:

I have no idea about the validity of this site, and I am too far away from the areas to experiment. However, it may help some. Let us know.

[url]http://www.lovings.com/lovings.php?massage_parlors[/url]

Nikki's - Feb 1 - 9pm

I stumble into Nikkis after a few drinks. Only 2 girls visible. I take Monica. Not gorgeous, but fine for my purposes, the other one was fatter.

$40 for 1/2hr
$90 for bj

Gets naked to start (good sign! ). Starts with massage, very nice. Then goes down with mouth. BBBJ! Because of drinks, takes me a while to get going. She moves to hand action for a while.

Then she gets the tea! I love hot tea at Nikkis. She keeps giving me tea and sucking away. Eventually I blow and she takes it all in. I don't normally do this, but it was pretty amazing.

Since I paid w/ card there was some additional charge, but I didn't mind, it was nominal. Total damage was $150.

Nikki's continues to be the best deal in town.

Ok, catching up on my posts. Saw CL ad for massage in San Rafael. $55 for half hour. I drive by address and see it's on main street in SR. But with a different name. I call the number in the window. And get Lina. She tells me if I come in now, she'll give me $40 for the half. It's only 2pm so its early and probably dead.

Ok, what the heck, worth going to gather data. Lina has a flabby stomach, but not bad. We immediately negotiate extras. She says: $80 for BJ and $120 for FS. I give her $80.

We get started with back massage, she's naked and rubbing giant tits on my back. Flip and she starts sucking. My hands are everywhere. It takes me a long time, so she starts with hand. Then she gets tired w/ that too. Then she says that for an extra $10, she'll go FS. I decline because my fingers were just in her flabby box and didn't seem appetizing. Eventually I blow.

She continues with a weak massage and washes me up. Tells me that during the daytime she'll always give a deal if I call and ask for Lina.

Happy hunting.

[QUOTE=NeverTell]Hey All,

Looking for something South of SF and north of San Jose. Anything good within a few miles of San Mateo?

I noticed there is a section for reports for San Mateo but it is empty. I am better off just going to Niki's in SF?[/QUOTE]I've had some luck at Dermal Spa and Aroma Spa on El Camino in Redwood city. Those are probably the closest to you. But I still recommend going to SF.

Hey everyone,

Sorry for the more serious question. But I am curious about how AMPs are able to stay in business when everyone (LE, Gov, NGOs) know that most of these places provide 'benefits' (f/s, BJ, HJ)

I saw a report on MSNBC last night (rerun) about AMPs in SF. They showed how Mayor Newsome executed a huge crack down on AMPs in SF. And yet, most of them re-opened the next few days. The crackdown was back in 2005 and many of the AMPs shown in the episode are still around today! In fact, many of those AMPs are discussed in this forum!

Got me thinking how AMPs are able to stay in business. When everyone knows what is going on and when they have already been busted.

Also, as a timid monger, I am always worried about LE and wondering how cautious I need to be when frequenting these places. What happens if you get caught by police in one of these establishments? Do they go after johns?

Would be curious to hear your thoughts.

I'm currently in SF for business and see a lot of good things about Nikkis. I was thinking about checking it out tonight. But don't know what the "procedure" is as I've never been to an AMP before. Any help would be great!