Rants, Raves, and Stupid Tinfoil Hat Wearing Conspiracy Bullshit

Here's the issue:

[QUOTE]I resolved to take up the full half hour with as much pounding as I could to make her life annoying. I seriously did not enjoy it at all, but I let her ride for a while and insisted on it, then did her doggy until the end as hard as I could. I hope she hated every minute of it.[/QUOTE]You could have left and still wrote the same review about how you didn't like the service. That's the point.

[QUOTE=Monfortu;2980874]Dude give it a fucking rest. You're like a little girl over here. What is your issue exactly? That I put down a provider you like? Cause when it came to sex, there was nothing I did that others don't do and claim it was fun. Your weird, white knight attitude is around how I wrote it. Yukimo is a total waste. I wanted everyone to be aware of that. I honestly do not care if you or others don't agree with my opinions. However, to correct one big thing here is you assumed I treated her or others poorly. I treat them with great respect. You misinterpreted my actions and went on a ridiculous rant. Get over it and move on.

I provide legit reviews of so-called great / good providers because I grew tired of going to ones that others, including you, raved about only to find it was a complete farce. This is supposed to be a forum on reviews, not stupid petty shit. It's been a fucking annoyance reading all these complaints about many folks on here and the warped reviews. As such I'm done providing any more information here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Monfortu;2980874]Dude give it a fucking rest. You're like a little girl over here. What is your issue exactly? That I put down a provider you like? Cause when it came to sex, there was nothing I did that others don't do and claim it was fun. Your weird, white knight attitude is around how I wrote it. Yukimo is a total waste. I wanted everyone to be aware of that. I honestly do not care if you or others don't agree with my opinions. However, to correct one big thing here is you assumed I treated her or others poorly. I treat them with great respect. You misinterpreted my actions and went on a ridiculous rant. Get over it and move on.

I provide legit reviews of so-called great / good providers because I grew tired of going to ones that others, including you, raved about only to find it was a complete farce. This is supposed to be a forum on reviews, not stupid petty shit. It's been a fucking annoyance reading all these complaints about many folks on here and the warped reviews. As such I'm done providing any more information here.[/QUOTE]"providers" are known to screw clients over in many ways, all the time, so I'm not sure how screwing a provider over is suddenly taboo. Just my confused 2 cents. I'd probably call her back and waste her time or cum up her nose first instead, but to each his own.

[QUOTE=Monfortu;2980874]Duding you, raved about only to find it was a complete farce. This is supposed to be a forum on reviews, not stupid petty shit. It's been a fucking annoyance reading all these complaints about many folks on here and the warped reviews. As such I'm done providing any more information here.[/QUOTE]Thanks for legit reviews! My first latina had a ton of great reviews on performance and looks. Pics were gogeous. She was very expensive too. I get there expecting a thin 20 yo. Find a 40+ chubby (BBW) MILF. Spent most the time with lame masage, smelly oils and then playing guitar and singing (poorly) at me. Nobody mentioned the pics were 30 years old maybe and she was 40-50 pounds heavier. Finally got to the reason I was there. I could hardly get it up and get off. Wasted $ x 10

Keep up with honest. Pulled punches on reviews don't due the rest of us any good.

Thanks!

Where is this place? What do you mean you did your business while she did hers on a blanket list me there.

[QUOTE=MajorSlowCum;2981782]Was driving thru brier creek shopping center and noticed a new "foot massage" place. Must be unlicensed cause they call it reflexology not massage on signs. Shared space with nail salon. Really HOT chick at front desk with big ttities hanging out and super tight leggings. Opted for foot massage and expected to sit I front but she took me thru a door to the back. Dang they had a cool setup back there behind curtains. Very quiet, big leather recliners and sexy little ladies to chose from. Plus liquor for $5 so I got me some wild turkey.

Started with a foot soak then thorough massage of feet and legs, reached her hands up my shorts so I was getting hard. She saw it and kept licking her tongue around her lips then when she lifted my feet into her lap made sure those ttities brushed against them. She then gave me a warm cozy blanket and I did my business while she did hers.

Suggest checking out some of the foot massage stores around. They have hotter younger chicks and cost less. Plus there a ten spot tip is a big deal. Plus booze.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MajorSlowCum;2981782]Was driving thru brier creek shopping center and noticed a new "foot massage" place. Must be unlicensed cause they call it reflexology not massage on signs. Shared space with nail salon. Really HOT chick at front desk with big ttities hanging out and super tight leggings. Opted for foot massage and expected to sit I front but she took me thru a door to the back. Dang they had a cool setup back there behind curtains. Very quiet, big leather recliners and sexy little ladies to chose from. Plus liquor for $5 so I got me some wild turkey.

Started with a foot soak then thorough massage of feet and legs, reached her hands up my shorts so I was getting hard. She saw it and kept licking her tongue around her lips then when she lifted my feet into her lap made sure those ttities brushed against them. She then gave me a warm cozy blanket and I did my business while she did hers.

Suggest checking out some of the foot massage stores around. They have hotter younger chicks and cost less. Plus there a ten spot tip is a big deal. Plus booze.[/QUOTE]Dude, are you serious?

[QUOTE=MajorSlowCum;2981782]Was driving thru brier creek shopping center and noticed a new "foot massage" place. Must be unlicensed cause they call it reflexology not massage on signs. Shared space with nail salon. Really HOT chick at front desk with big ttities hanging out and super tight leggings. Opted for foot massage and expected to sit I front but she took me thru a door to the back. Dang they had a cool setup back there behind curtains. Very quiet, big leather recliners and sexy little ladies to chose from. Plus liquor for $5 so I got me some wild turkey.

Started with a foot soak then thorough massage of feet and legs, reached her hands up my shorts so I was getting hard. She saw it and kept licking her tongue around her lips then when she lifted my feet into her lap made sure those ttities brushed against them. She then gave me a warm cozy blanket and I did my business while she did hers.

Suggest checking out some of the foot massage stores around. They have hotter younger chicks and cost less. Plus there a ten spot tip is a big deal. Plus booze.[/QUOTE]I've see that place, but I had no desire to go in because I don't want ANYBODY touching feet.

[QUOTE=Sobe69;2982276]Where is this place? What do you mean you did your business while she did hers on a blanket list me there.[/QUOTE]Yep they set up a bar in the front too. Very nice offering all kinds of mixed drinks for $5. Even one of the Asian guys working as a bartender. I asked if they had a real liquor license and he said yes. Was surprised. Have not seen any Hispanic working there but that would be Nic. I think the cams are fake. They look just like the little round plastic ones sold on amazon as fakes to scare thieves off. It is nice and dark and private back there. If you luck out and they take you to the very last seat on the left then it is more secluded and you can do your business while they do yours.

They said they was real leather and they laid all the way back like a bed. Very Nice.

That babe at the front counter is smoking hot. But be aware this is also a nail salon. But I have now been three times and each time there were a couple of single guys back there getting work done. But it ain't a massage parlor. No license for that. Just foot reflexology. But hey that don't mean nuttin!

[QUOTE=XHippie;2982468]My girlfriend and I actually stopped at this place on one of her mega shopping spree's that wore me out LOL, and got a foot massages, it's actually a nice place inside. Somebody spent some bucks building this store, nice Oriental design a little over the top with the Oriental design but I liked it with quality equipment. I was taken to one of the rooms private with a curtain door. I'm just there for a foot massage nothing else obviously. My provider looked to be an older heavy Hispanic lady very sweet good English good massage skills. As far as booze I didn't see or was offered any, was offered water or tea. I did notice while reclined in the chair there is a security camera in the room over the door. I'm guessing they are through out the store probably in every room. But all in all its a nice relaxing atmosphere for a foot massage, anything else? I doubt it but I have been wrong before.[/QUOTE]Considering the source of the review I doubt anything other than a foot massage will be offered. I may have to check it out one day, my feet ache from time to time. Thanks for the accurate review XHippie!

I would place zero trust in the the validity of the initial review, based upon the source. I live less then two minutes from this location so I'll check it out soon and report what I find.

[QUOTE=TooBadd;2982725]Considering the source of the review I doubt anything other than a foot massage will be offered. I may have to check it out one day, my feet ache from time to time. Thanks for the accurate review XHippie![/QUOTE]

The Troll uncovered -- See post [POST]2798176[/POST].

How to spot and ignore the Troll -- See post [POST]2802607[/POST].

Add the Troll to your ignore list.

[BLUE]To all of you guys who's posts I just moved. I put him on your ignore list. Hippie was the only one that did it right, if you disagree with a review then give your own.

I figure since most of you guys (and a FUCKLOAD of guys who have never gotten an infraction for anything) think he's lying he probably is. I'd ban him but then guess what? He makes a new user account and nobody knows who he is. You can't beat trolls to death you can only starve them. Life is short, there's a lot of pussy, why waste the time and energy, add them to your ignore list, never see their posts again, solve the problem and go get some pussy.

If you have to say something then take it to a fight thread. He posted once, the rest of you posted six times telling him he was full of shit. Who's wasting more space on the forum?

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Huge help--much appreciated!

[QUOTE=GetControl;2980741][LIST]Go to [b]BP Thread[/B][/LIST][LIST]Hit [b]Reply to Post[/b][/LIST][LIST]In the reply pane copy the message (see attached for an example)[/LIST][LIST]Then come here and create a new post and paste in what you copied (see attached for an example)[/LIST]
If you need more clarification, just PM me and I'll walk you through.

[blue]Thank you, I've posted those directions many times but never with graphics, maybe guys will do it now.

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[QUOTE=Admin2;2983200][BLUE]To all of you guys who's posts I just moved. I put him on your ignore list. Hippie was the only one that did it right, if you disagree with a review then give your own.

I figure since most of you guys (and a FUCKLOAD of guys who have never gotten an infraction for anything) think he's lying he probably is. I'd ban him but then guess what? He makes a new user account and nobody knows who he is. You can't beat trolls to death you can only starve them. Life is short, there's a lot of pussy, why waste the time and energy, add them to your ignore list, never see their posts again, solve the problem and go get some pussy.

If you have to say something then take it to a fight thread. He posted once, the rest of you posted six times telling him he was full of shit. Who's wasting more space on the forum?

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]But fucking hell, my sides hurt and I am crying. More entertaining than the last 2 girls I saw for sure. The bullshit meter went through the ceiling and set off the alarms at "$5 Wild Turkeys" and a "handjob" in a Brier Creek "foot spa." Surely to christ this has to be the biggest load of horse hockey ever, even by Troll's standards.

A2, maybe you should set up a "light fiction" forum and move all his posts there, whenever someone needs a laugh and to know where NOT to go for good time

[QUOTE=GetControl;2983188]The Troll uncovered -- See post [POST]2798176[/POST].

How to spot and ignore the Troll -- See post [POST]2802607[/POST].

Add the Troll to your ignore list.[/QUOTE]And all of this points, most likely, to one member SW for those of you who remember him. Note he barely posts anymore AND Pang spoke very highly of him out of the gate.

[QUOTE=PleasureSeeker;2983602]And all of this points, most likely, to one member SW for those of you who remember him. Note he barely posts anymore AND Pang spoke very highly of him out of the gate.[/QUOTE]Let's not forget that NCPantyHose2 and MajorSlowCum are twins. It sucks to have one person with multiple SM profiles, who just stirs the pot and confuses members with off the wall comments based on nothing substantial.