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[QUOTE=KenwoodJack;2170385]Destinee, 5'8", a little more than 150 pounds, small boobies, and looks exactly like here pictures.

Incall at NOTEL in Fairfield (looked abandoned).

She advertises here as Destinee and on backpage as Champagne.

What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? I called. [I]She said come on down. Text me when you get to Fairfield.
I texted then. She said, go past Jungle Jim's and text me again.
I texted just past Jungle Jim's and she texted back with name of notel.
I texted when I got to notel. Not until she saw me in parking lot did she text the room number!
I was worn out by then just from texting.[/I].

Smoking smell: 3 (just a little).

Attitude: 9.
Skill: 9.
Performance: 5 She did everything but was very vanilla. No inventiveness at all. Not inspiring.
Comfortability level: 8.
Chemistry: 2.
Ambiance: What did she do to set the mood? She left the tv on. No mood at all.
Spidey sense-o-meter 4 (for hotel only).

What made this any different from the average provider whose menu includes what I want? Nothing at all.
What could I have done or she have done to make the experience better? Maybe I could have given her more direction.
Total satisfaction level. Very low. [B]Why do I seem to get what I want and yet I always seem to feel that something is missing?[/B].

What's on the menu for everyone? Very willing, BBBJ, CFS, GREEK, GFE, BBBJCIMNQNS, DATY, MSOG, fetishes, different positions, lfk, dfk.
To Amon and Thors: you'd love her.

Summary. She is cute, young, legit, full menu, and willing to try just about anything other than BBFS but to me it was just a [RED]"same goo - different mouth"[/RED] experience.

Kenwood Jack.[/QUOTE]I hear you. I took a break for a little while and that helped. The problem is, no matter how good she is, you know she's not doing it because she is into you. Dial-a-girl is fun for curing a case of the blue balls but you sort of miss the thrill of the chase, the feeling that this girl is really into you and the sense of accomplishment when you land a fresh kill on your own. A fish dinner is great, but it's more fun if you catch it yourself. You could try a strip club and hunt for some new meat, it's a little more challenging and helped me break the monotony. I did pretty good too, landed some girls that were insanely hot but none of the great ones let me post about them out here. Idk how some of you guys manage to talk them into this.

In case you think I'm all talk, this one rocked my world for 3 hours one night for $$.

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So, give it a shot.

(oh, before anyone asks, the girl in the pic moved away almost a year ago, sorry)

Tried finding UTR Buddah. Any link? Thanks in advance. ZT.

[QUOTE=ZackTy;2170762]Tried finding UTR Buddah. Any link? Thanks in advance. ZT.[/QUOTE]In the classifieds, he is posting under "Desire Alexis" (the names of 2 of his girls) Here's a link to the ad. In the ad is a link to his site and his phone number:

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/0/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/612-Desi-is-Ready-to-meet-you-.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=MooseAteu;2170202]Had a dream with her last week at her incall. Was made to feel welcome right away and felt safe. Her oral skills are top notch and she drained me with them. I'm looking forward to experiencing her other skills.[/QUOTE]Thank You very much sweetness. I enjoyed sharing my unbelievably amazing talented mouth with you as much as you enjoyed receiving. Cannot Wait until our next dream. XoXo Cassidy Crowne.

[QUOTE=KenwoodJack;2170431]Summer and Sandy.

"Listen to the crickets. ".

Very safe residential incall 10 minutes from the bridge in NKY.

They advertise here.

Both are smaller than they look in their pictures and look better than their pictures.

Both are large ladies with huge breasts.

General body type: large.

I called and scheduled a meeting that same morning. She texted me the address. They were both ready when I arrived.

REFERENCES are NEEDED.

Spidey sense-o-meter registered 0. A safe motel might register a 1. A sketchy motel could easily register a 3 or higher.

Did we "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? NOPE! Clean sheets for me today!

Smoking smell: I am a non-smoker. They smoke. Although they don't smoke upstairs where they entertain, the stank was very noticeable. Spidey sense-o-meter registered about a 3. First, will that smell get on me (I don't really care), and might someone notice a cigarette smell on me (I really care)? Finally, do I want to press my luck with that cigarette smell? As a non-smoker, who only hangs out with non-smokers, any cigarette smell is very suspicious. I tied up my clothes in my ever present black garbage bag.

They play well together.

They each made me feel comfortable and both are down to earth ladies.

Intangibles: +3 That's not bad! What I am trying to figure out is why do all of my encounters leave me with a somewhat empty and unfulfilled feeling?

Ambiance: What did she do to set the mood? Lights were turned town, TV was turned down They did not answer their phone while I was there, but they did forget to silence their ringers.

Spidey sense: Physical threats or actual 'cash and dash' situations or any theft or physical confrontation or any interaction with LEO is to be avoid by me at most any cost. Short of the above, a list of just some of the things that might make my spidey sense tingle:

A pounding on door during the appointment.

Obvious signs of drug use. Needles laying around out in the open.

A weapon in open view.

Someone else standing just outside incall.

Someone else inside incall.

Some sketchy car in driveway or in parking lot.

People hanging around outside incall.

Strange calls or texts from provider.

Strange claims by other providers or mongers (I listen to this the most. I believe 98% of everything I read. I am just paranoid.).

Sores or other physical signs of drug use.

Any signs of physical abuse.

Abnormal texts or other abnormal behavior.

Whenever the provider has 'emergencies' that need my 'help'.

A spidey sense-o-meter score of 0 would mean I had no fears of any danger (physical, mental, emotional). A spidey-sense-o-meter only registers if nothing actually bad happens. It is a gauge of fear. When something bad does happen, I would hope that all you mongers do report it. The spidey sense-o-meter is for when something bad did not happen, but youwere apprehensive that something might.

[B][red]Spidey sense-o-meter = 3. Nothing other than the cigarette smells[/red][/B]

Full menu. I would recommend.[/QUOTE]Thank you babe for coming and seeing us as we always enjoy ourselfs exspecially with someone who enjoys us just as much. Sorry about the smoke smell as we did our best in the 25 min we had to get rid of it as much as possible on top of the candles and opened windows. We would gladly see you again anytime babe.

A friend stopped by to spend an hour with TST this week. Overall, a very good experience.

Scheduling was a breeze. Reached her through PM here and all was good. Set up a time for about 90 minutes later and she said "if you want to stop by earlier, let me know, I'll be here and ready". He got there about 45 minutes later and she was ready and waiting.

Greeted at the door by a 5'0 tiny (and pretty) lady with a great smile and a custom built rack to die for. Fun personality. Everything fresh as a daisy. If she's a smoker, there was no indication of it in the room, on her breath or on any other part of her body.

Started with solid massage, some standard fun on the flip and everyone went home happy, relaxed and drained. If an seniors really need to know the step by step you can PM me but I think you all know the drill (yes, pun intended).

TST falls into that small group of smart providers who have a good head on their shoulders and can hold their own in just about any conversation. I'm sure each of you have a list like that and I suspect that among seniors, a lot of the same names would show up. TST should be on that list. If you're looking for an air-head who uses correction fluid on her computer screen to fix typos, she's not your girl.

My friend has only this experience with her but everything about it indicates TST is, and will continue to be, a reliable, hot, beautiful provider until the day she decides to focus her energies on another line of work (hopefully not for a long time).

Note: she keeps her little dog in the bathroom. No issue and the pup didn't make a sound the entire visit. Had she not mentioned it right at the start, he wouldn't have even known it was there. I mention it however as some might find issue with it.

Have a great day.

Dz.

[QUOTE=ZackTy;2170762]Tried finding UTR Buddah. Any link? Thanks in advance. ZT.[/QUOTE][URL]http://zgirls.escortwebsite.com/[/URL]

April.
General area of town: very bad area of Western Hills.
[B][red]Spidey sense-o-meter = 7[/red][/B] (...crickets)
[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/0/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/622-fun-n-sexy.html[/URL]
5"3", 115 pounds, very pretty, perky A's, rockin' body, way prettier than her pics.
Very, very slight smoking smell.

Attitude: 8.
Skill: 10.
Comfortability level: 5 (bad area outside).

What makes this any different from the average provider whose menu includes what I want? She was nice, appreciative, had a rockin' body with a great attitude, was an engaging conversationalist. Overall, quite an enjoyable experience.
[B]Total satisfaction level - great (better than most)[/B]
What's on the menu for everyone? [RED]BBBJCIM[/RED], CFS, no GREEK, GFE, DATY, MSOG, [RED]fetishes[/RED], different positions, lfk, dfk. ([I]Amon - you would love her![/I]).
Overall pros: If you can get past the area, this lady offers a great experience. I would definitely not go there at night. Biggest worry. Someone breaking into my car.

Cost: $75.
Overall value: excellent.

I recommend and I will repeat. She didn't blow my socks off. But it was a better experience than with a vast majority of providers.

I guess based on all your reviews, the question is: is there anyone in this city you haven't banged?

Well, I finally took the plunge and dreamed of Ally today. What a beautiful, sexy, intelligent woman! She's someone I could be good friends with outside the hobby as well. Very sensual, extremely responsive, great skills, delicious plump lips (both sets). She's all woman!

[QUOTE=KenwoodJack;2171345] ([I]Amon - you would love her![/I]).
[/QUOTE]LOL had seen her last night, and you're right! She is exactly what I look for.

Great comment!

Back in the day and not that many years ago Whodeyman (my brother from a different mother) and I used to get asked that same question! Andthere wasn't many providers that we didn't see first! But that was then and this is now. Most of the gents from 2-3 + years ago have ceded over to you newer guys the board. Don't believe for a moment we (and the "older crew") aren't still out there, but more a limited basis and more UTR.

On the plus side, a good time can now be had for the norm of $ to 1. 5 for the hr. In the past $$ was the going rate and a special for $. 75 was a deal. Lot's of new faces both providers and mongers. The two top agents continue to find HOT new blood. Hmmm. Still enjoy reading the exploits from all of you! Keep up the good work and informative shorter reviews!

WM.

BTW, for those who know me, my health is back to A-ok! Just have to work off a few pounds from the down time!

[QUOTE=DavidNgrk;2171555]I guess based on all your reviews, the question is: is there anyone in this city you haven't banged?[/QUOTE]

Thursday a new advertiser was noticed in the classified section. The words " False teeth " really jumped off the monitor in the description. Here's the report. It's true! Very fair pricing. I'd highly recommend the BBBJTCWS W / OT. However the location is far from choice. I'd suggest maybe going in the late morning / early afternoon while the neighborhood is still sleeping. The summary is. The provider is real. The in call location not so great. I look forward to seeing someone share their experience. W / OT just may catch on!

[QUOTE=CramRod;2172017]Thursday a new advertiser was noticed in the classified section. The words " False teeth " really jumped off the monitor in the description. Here's the report. It's true! Very fair pricing. I'd highly recommend the BBBJTCWS W / OT. However the location is far from choice. I'd suggest maybe going in the late morning / early afternoon while the neighborhood is still sleeping. The summary is. The provider is real. The in call location not so great. I look forward to seeing someone share their experience. W / OT just may catch on![/QUOTE]This provider was discussed over a year ago, and I thought the general consensus was that it was not legit. Has this changed? Did we all miss out on SW prices for a BNG for over a year?