Massage Parlor Reports

Saw a new ad on CL and decided to TOFTT. Eastern Massage is located at the intersection of Cox Road and Three Chopt in a small strip mall on Three Chopt. Was greeted by a probably mid 30's or 40 MT who said her name was Kelly. She was wearing yoga pants and a football jersey which hinted at some nice sized breasts underneath. Paid for the hour and off to the room we went. Kelly gave a decent massage getting close to the boys but never touching. She allowed me to rub her legs and ass and even allowed some OTC rubbing of her pussy. Tried to venture up top but she resisted my attempts. I tried to get her to touch the boys but she refused and told me "Never" and they didn't do that. I may try again to see if familiarity has a different outcome. $70 & $40.

Ortho.

It's a nice massage and she's very pleasant, but familiarity hasn't worked for me and I thought it would as well. I think that she's friendly enough to make us think that so we try again.

[QUOTE=Ortho313;7331326]Saw a new ad on CL and decided to TOFTT. Eastern Massage is located at the intersection of Cox Road and Three Chopt in a small strip mall on Three Chopt. Was greeted by a probably mid 30's or 40 MT who said her name was Kelly. She was wearing yoga pants and a football jersey which hinted at some nice sized breasts underneath. Paid for the hour and off to the room we went. Kelly gave a decent massage getting close to the boys but never touching. She allowed me to rub her legs and ass and even allowed some OTC rubbing of her pussy. Tried to venture up top but she resisted my attempts. I tried to get her to touch the boys but she refused and told me "Never" and they didn't do that. I may try again to see if familiarity has a different outcome. $70 & $40..[/QUOTE]

1. Eastern- like a few of you, I went to Eastern. Excellent massage but zero HJ or anything. I thought when she leaned over and I could feel her boobs on the back of my head, I was at the right place, but no. Stayed for the whole hour and no ending. I thought for sure when I saw the pillow under the table I was going to be good to go but nope. Don't have time to try familiarity.

2. LJ midlo. I believe this is closed for good. Aside from 3rd, does anyone know of good spots that offer similar services like this in the RVA area? I've tried pretty much all of them. PM me if you have any good tips or recommendations. Even a legit UTR escort would be good.

3. Jasmin spa- I went here recently and had a lady named a Cali (SP?) the HJ was awful and felt like she was going to rip off my joystick.

4. General observations- a lot of the places in RVA are packed with old nasty women. I think if a new place opened with some better talent and decent menu options like LJ, they would do very well.

[QUOTE=Ortho313;7331326]Saw a new ad on CL and decided to TOFTT. Eastern Massage is located at the intersection of Cox Road and Three Chopt in a small strip mall on Three Chopt. Was greeted by a probably mid 30's or 40 MT who said her name was Kelly. She was wearing yoga pants and a football jersey which hinted at some nice sized breasts underneath. Paid for the hour and off to the room we went. Kelly gave a decent massage getting close to the boys but never touching. She allowed me to rub her legs and ass and even allowed some OTC rubbing of her pussy. Tried to venture up top but she resisted my attempts. I tried to get her to touch the boys but she refused and told me "Never" and they didn't do that. I may try again to see if familiarity has a different outcome. $70 & $40.

Ortho.[/QUOTE]She is hot and young, but after trying three times I can say she is legit.

Its only her right now maybe after her boss adds another girl we might get dif results.

There is a couples room in there so I am assuming the boss is planning to expand, unless she going to be giving 1 hand massages.

Nice place and the cigar realm next door is nice. Might be a good place to take the S. O so that they can see AMPs are nice while I get my smoke on.

Do we know what happened with this?

[QUOTE=TankGuyWva1980;7333599]Do we know what happened with this?[/QUOTE]I was told they're closed for good. Not sure what happened, though. Mimi and Bobo are at 3rd now. Not sure what happened to Bella in this shuffle. They had a new sign on the door a few weeks ago. But now it's apparently done. It has to be hard space to rent out to any other use there. I would think the landlord would be targeting a new massage joint given the layout and bathroom. They would rather get higher rent for massage than try and get some cheap office tenant in there. I'm sure the hair / nail salon and nutrition tenants on the first floor are happy not to hear the gals on the second floor earn their income.

[QUOTE=TankGuyWva1980;7333599]Do we know what happened with this?[/QUOTE]I was told through text this is temporary and would be notified when it is back open! It has been a while since they have done this but have done it before!!

[QUOTE=TankGuyWva1980;7333599]Do we know what happened with this?[/QUOTE]I don't believe it's closed permanently, just for a couple of weeks. The MTs there migrated to 3rd for the moment, but Mimi mentioned she'd be back there in a week or so.

Is the Moon closed down now? Anyone been able to get ahold of them in the last few days?

[QUOTE=JohnnyCruz;7334133]Is the Moon closed down now? Anyone been able to get ahold of them in the last few days?[/QUOTE]There's recnt reviews.

[QUOTE=BuckMaster45;7333801]I was told through text this is temporary and would be notified when it is back open! It has been a while since they have done this but have done it before!![/QUOTE]Let us know when it reopens, please. I discovered it was closed on Thursday last week. Long drive to be disappointed. I ended up at Mountain and saw Salsa. The other lady, Lili isn't worth a damn for either a massage or extras. But unlike Salsa, bb is an option if you can stand the looks and the hideous laugh.

Given Azalea is unlikely to reopen and LJS is questionable, Petersburg or Fredericksburg seem to be the other options or try 3rd which has been hit or mostly miss. OTOH Moon Girls has a decent offering at a slightly higher price. And their service is better, imo.

Jack.

Jack.

[QUOTE=BareBackJack;7334431]Let us know when it reopens, please. I discovered it was closed on Thursday last week. Long drive to be disappointed. I ended up at Mountain and saw Salsa. The other lady, Lili isn't worth a damn for either a massage or extras. But unlike Salsa, bb is an option if you can stand the looks and the hideous laugh.

Given Azalea is unlikely to reopen and LJS is questionable, Petersburg or Fredericksburg seem to be the other options or try 3rd which has been hit or mostly miss. OTOH Moon Girls has a decent offering at a slightly higher price. And their service is better, imo..[/QUOTE]Yes sir! I surely will! Be safe!

Felt rushed and uninterested. Also couldn't really take me, just an all around not great experience. Should've used the $$ for something else haha.

On CL an ad appeared for one on Broad Rock Rd. At the same time the one appeared for Eastern on Cox. The ad looked promising but was removed after a few days. Did anyone get to try it while the ad was still up?

[QUOTE=RandyJohnson42;7313037]Yes she's the one giving the massages. Used to be a standard finish but I think she got busted and last time I went there were no extras. My standards are fairly low but for just a standard she got the job done.[/QUOTE]News flash: there are old (er) ladies working at an 804-area massage store. I remember about 15 years ago there was a place near a Food Lion in Chesterfield that had an actual 20 something that actually spoke English. Those were the days. In the 804 now, the only question is over 40? Or over 50?

But this place has something that makes up for it: a table shower. Idk, but I always have a better experience with the massage after a table shower. One thing is that they know you are clean -and I was cleaned well. And, I don't know if they know this, but they should be able to know I'm not 5-0.

I had a massage in Norfolk a few years ago provided by an American woman. In the course of our small talk se told me she had a judge (as a regular. I said "I guess he never gets a HE". She replied he always does. She told me that he told her if the cop gets naked then it's entrapment. I'm not a lawyer but I could see this. Anyway, I'm a perv that likes to be butt naked in front of a dressed woman so yeeha!, it was off to the shower.

As old as some of these providers are I've never met one older than me. I've said many times: put the bag over my head and all massage ladies are the same. This place is no different. Nice table shower, nice massage. I believe I got the younger of the two by luck of the rotation. I didn't even see the other one. Table shower time counts as massage time. 10 min table shower, 35 min massage, 5 min foot massage. (Whenever I get finished early, I request a foot massage to round out the hour. (Same as my therapist, a 50 min hour.) I left happy.

Damage is $70 massage $10 shower $60 tip. Bring your 20's.