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[QUOTE=MeadnMrsJones;4132911]I second this. All I can really deduce is that some mongers around here have never had the real thing, or are too cheap to seek it out. The number of times that I've booked based on glowing reviews, only to get there and drop a pair of Jacksons and say "no thanks" to what I've seen and then walked out, is pretty high.

Pretty Cameron. Pics are inaccurate, way heavier and rougher looking in person.

Taylor Nikole. Sweet girl, but incall REEKED of (animal?) urine.

LadyShay. Old enough to be my mother, dumpy incall, looks like she's been through the ringer a few times.

MaciMonroe. Obvious use, looked like she was on another planet when I walked in.

Kayla. Attractive and on time, thought I finally had a winner. But dressed in frumpy sweats even thought I'd asked for something particular, and spent 10 minutes screwing around with her phones.

These providers all had GLOWING reviews. None of them came close to being the real thing. I consider myself lucky to have only wasted a bit of time and a couple of $ and been on my way.

I'm waiting for the real deal. I've considered some of the more well reviewed talent from EE, but have not found the handler to be the easiest to communicate / schedule with.[/QUOTE]You have nailed it. So many times I have had same experiences. Makes me wonder who the fellow mongers are on this site. Bunch of low enders with zero standards on what is good / bad and ugly / cute. To each his own, but really don't call a girl cute if she wouldn't catch your eye in Kroger.

You might check out Seeking Arrangement. Lots of cute low volume girls on there. Costs monthly to be a member, and there is sifting to happen to find legit girls. But I have met cute girl after cute girl on there. And most are up for one offs, and not a whole on sugar daddy relationship.

Like everything, you get what you pay for in this world. Rare indeed is the totally hot girl going on $. 5 dates.

[QUOTE=MeadnMrsJones;4132911]I second this. All I can really deduce is that some mongers around here have never had the real thing, or are too cheap to seek it out. The number of times that I've booked based on glowing reviews, only to get there and drop a pair of Jacksons and say "no thanks" to what I've seen and then walked out, is pretty high.

Pretty Cameron. Pics are inaccurate, way heavier and rougher looking in person.

Taylor Nikole. Sweet girl, but incall REEKED of (animal?) urine.

LadyShay. Old enough to be my mother, dumpy incall, looks like she's been through the ringer a few times.

MaciMonroe. Obvious use, looked like she was on another planet when I walked in.

Kayla. Attractive and on time, thought I finally had a winner. But dressed in frumpy sweats even thought I'd asked for something particular, and spent 10 minutes screwing around with her phones.

These providers all had GLOWING reviews. None of them came close to being the real thing. I consider myself lucky to have only wasted a bit of time and a couple of $ and been on my way.

I'm waiting for the real deal. I've considered some of the more well reviewed talent from EE, but have not found the handler to be the easiest to communicate / schedule with.[/QUOTE]Thanks for you honesty! I have also visit with providers that have had good reviews and positive comments on their looks, only to be totally disappointed upon meeting them. I don't know maybe some of these were from older guys (like me) but forgot the wear their bifocals and have never previously had a decent sexual encounter.

I will say that I am surprised with your visit with Kyla, especially after requesting some special attire and also her screwing around on her phone. I have visited with her a few times and yes she could have worn something a little sexier on one visit, I think she had just come in from walking her dog. That said, we did not have anything on for very long LOL, and she never looked at her phone once I was there. Too bad that was your experience with her.

I only got the real deal treatment in Switzerland. I am a fairly young guy about to turn 30 not sure if that has any impact and I am not fat.

I have seen around 15 providers around cincy prior to ever going to Switzerland and none of them have given me that WOW experience ever, I kept chasing it though.

While in switzerland the providers posts were insanely hot and very common, it's legal there but still the pics seemed TGTBT. I indulged in 5 providers (very high price there like 400 USD an hour) and each provider the pictures where accurate, they were young hot and they took charge. I didn't have any mechanical service at all, it was just good clean fun. I had so much fun with one girl I asked if she did DUO's and she did, that DUO was the best experience of my life, I felt like I was in a porno.

Needless to say that experience has ruined ALL providers in the US for me forever. I have booked a few providers after my swiss experience but only to be disappointed and wonder why I am wasting my money.

As for tiffany, I have seen her and it was before my swiss experience. When I saw her I was thinking "Hell yea finally" but covere BJ. Lazy approach to the service, felt like I was having sex with a pillow. She just didn't like engage with me and have sex with me. She just let me stick my dick in her which is very different.

TLDR Go over seas to have your mind blown and get addicted.

[QUOTE=MeadnMrsJones;4132911]I second this. All I can really deduce is that some mongers around here have never had the real thing, or are too cheap to seek it out. The number of times that I've booked based on glowing reviews, only to get there and drop a pair of Jacksons and say "no thanks" to what I've seen and then walked out, is pretty high.

Pretty Cameron. Pics are inaccurate, way heavier and rougher looking in person.

Taylor Nikole. Sweet girl, but incall REEKED of (animal?) urine.

LadyShay. Old enough to be my mother, dumpy incall, looks like she's been through the ringer a few times.

MaciMonroe. Obvious use, looked like she was on another planet when I walked in.

Kayla. Attractive and on time, thought I finally had a winner. But dressed in frumpy sweats even thought I'd asked for something particular, and spent 10 minutes screwing around with her phones.

These providers all had GLOWING reviews. None of them came close to being the real thing. I consider myself lucky to have only wasted a bit of time and a couple of $ and been on my way.

I'm waiting for the real deal. I've considered some of the more well reviewed talent from EE, but have not found the handler to be the easiest to communicate / schedule with.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OsuBucks999;4134192]Hello.

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[QUOTE=BobbyLinn;4134412]Thanks for you honesty! I have also visit with providers that have had good reviews and positive comments on their looks, only to be totally disappointed upon meeting them. I don't know maybe some of these were from older guys (like me) but forgot the wear their bifocals and have never previously had a decent sexual encounter.

I will say that I am surprised with your visit with Kyla, especially after requesting some special attire and also her screwing around on her phone. I have visited with her a few times and yes she could have worn something a little sexier on one visit, I think she had just come in from walking her dog. That said, we did not have anything on for very long LOL, and she never looked at her phone once I was there. Too bad that was your experience with her.[/QUOTE]He said Kayla, not Kyla. Please read carefully in the future. 2 different gals.

[QUOTE=FeedgeWhomp;4134557]He said Kayla, not Kyla. Please read carefully in the future. 2 different gals.[/QUOTE]I stand corrected! Thanks, maybe I need to have my bifocals checked, LOL. I know the other ladies mentioned, but I don't think I know who Kayla is.

[QUOTE=MsmithOhio1860;4133954]I met her about 2 years ago. She was in south Dayton, cause there was some convention happening in Cincinnati and she couldn't find a place to stay, even in Middletown. Also, when she was in town, she was asking for WAY too much and she basically had a "Midnight Madness" sale, cause she wasnt getting any appointments.which she was also not happy about either, so she was not in a really good mood. Sorry, but were not all Executive Vice Presidents or CEOs of a company, especially in Dayton.

She's very beautiful, but I kept getting a "Are you done yet?" vibe from her.

I see that she has lowered her donations down some, and I'd like to try one more time, but fearful she might have the same attitude.[/QUOTE]I met a couple of months ago and was very disappointed. She is VERY beautiful. But for someone who was been around the hobby for a while, she acted nervous. She talked and talked and talked about nothing. I kept approaching her and she kept backing off.

Eventually we got down to business but she looked like she was enduring it, not participating in it. No way I'd repeat.

[QUOTE=Minnanon;4123176]For whatever reason, in Ohio, USASG has been mostly (though not exclusively) populated by mongers who are more frugal than those who hang out on say, the independent site, or the old large canis site back in the day. There is some crossover, but providers who are 250 per hour and up seem to get talked about and reviewed elsewhere more than here.[/QUOTE]I'm more interested in the high rate providers. With the shutdown of TER, I don't see many reviews that help me.

Any ideas where to find such reviews?

Yep walked out on it TOO! I'm on here for women not ITS. Its not a woman almost stopped mongering after that. It wasnt born with female parts that's for sure. I don't know why its on here. Stay away. I didn't fuck it either. Went to a real woman. As I said a real woman provider and fucked her. That why I'm on here to be with women not MEN THAT HAD THEIR DICK CUT OFF AND PRETEND TO BE A WOMAN WITH BREAST IMPLANTS. Thats what this one is. Stay away.

Been doing a little research today.

Anyone have any reviews of Mandy or Sarah?

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[QUOTE=FeedgeWhomp;4134557]He said Kayla, not Kyla. Please read carefully in the future. 2 different gals.[/QUOTE]I have seen Kyla several times over the past year, I can say she does plays quite a bit on her phone and has ran late on me more than once. Just my two cents now go out and play safe.

[QUOTE=AroundCincy;4134436]I only got the real deal treatment in Switzerland. I am a fairly young guy about to turn 30 not sure if that has any impact and I am not fat.

I have seen around 15 providers around cincy prior to ever going to Switzerland and none of them have given me that WOW experience ever, I kept chasing it though.

While in switzerland the providers posts were insanely hot and very common, it's legal there but still the pics seemed TGTBT. I indulged in 5 providers (very high price there like 400 USD an hour) and each provider the pictures where accurate, they were young hot and they took charge. I didn't have any mechanical service at all, it was just good clean fun. I had so much fun with one girl I asked if she did DUO's and she did, that DUO was the best experience of my life, I felt like I was in a porno.

Needless to say that experience has ruined ALL providers in the US for me forever. I have booked a few providers after my swiss experience but only to be disappointed and wonder why I am wasting my money.

As for tiffany, I have seen her and it was before my swiss experience. When I saw her I was thinking "Hell yea finally" but covere BJ. Lazy approach to the service, felt like I was having sex with a pillow. She just didn't like engage with me and have sex with me. She just let me stick my dick in her which is very different.

TLDR Go over seas to have your mind blown and get addicted.[/QUOTE]I'd have to agree. The quality of overseas women far surpasses 99% of anything we got here in the States, and the 1% here that is fantastic is crazy expensive!

I've read stories about some of the Tijuana clubs that are TGTBT. Literally 100's of young pretty Mami's in a single "nightclub-brothel" begging you to go upstairs to a private bedroom for a quickie that only costs. 5 or less. Most of them can be taken back to your hotel for an all-nighter for less than $$$ and bring extra cash and you got 3 or 4 of them for the whole night to suck you into oblivion.

If I ever won Powerball I can guarantee my dick would fall off within a year. I'd fly nonstop to all the best brothels in Eastern Europe, Scandinavia and Far East sample the finest providers this planet has to offer. What a way to go out!!

[QUOTE=Lenny6746;4134741]Yep walked out on it TOO! I'm on here for women not ITS. Its not a woman almost stopped mongering after that. It wasnt born with female parts that's for sure. I don't know why its on here. Stay away. I didn't fuck it either. Went to a real woman. As I said a real woman provider and fucked her. That why I'm on here to be with women not MEN THAT HAD THEIR DICK CUT OFF AND PRETEND TO BE A WOMAN WITH BREAST IMPLANTS. Thats what this one is. Stay away.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the feedback everyone!

[QUOTE=BobbyLinn;4134412]Thanks for you honesty! I have also visit with providers that have had good reviews and positive comments on their looks, only to be totally disappointed upon meeting them. I don't know maybe some of these were from older guys (like me) but forgot the wear their bifocals and have never previously had a decent sexual encounter..[/QUOTE]I had my wakeup call this past summer, when I met Cameron in a hotel parking lot, and literally walked away. And I'd read at least a half dozen rave reviews on her.

As for age: I'm fifty. So it's not like I'm a frat boy. Nevertheless, I do *not* understand the mongers who want older, heavier, and rough-looking providers.

That's the value of this board. I hobbied a little in the pre-Internet days, and it was mostly a waste of time.

It looks like there are some cute young ones of late: Cherry Daquari and Hannah are both on my bucket list.

The more we patronize the hot ones, the more hot ones there will be.

Had a recent visit with Morgan. Pretty girl, wonderful bedroom eyes and very pretty. Kind of a 'Netflix and chill' Type of girl. Her incall is in a single family home in a decent western Cincinnati neighborhood, very safe feeling. She's admittedly new at the hobby but has the enthusiasm. Skill levels will increase with time. Decent BBBJ, cowgirl and mish. If you are any kind of a cocksma, she will show you her 'O' face.

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