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Did I miss in review where you visited for this wonderful experience?

[QUOTE=Jester502;7511103]This will be short and to the point. Run don't walk, rent a snowmobile, 4 x4 uber whatever it takes.

Shower was great with a lot of teasing. Decent rub and she got naked and was body gliding my back and that tongue on my neck and my ear. I am recovering from a nasty procedure requiring medication that stunts your manhood and I shared that with her, she said we have all day baby you are the first person to come. I will take my time. That she did with a full on GFE like not other at a spa in my 30+ years of mongering. I never and do mean never put tongue to twat at one of these places but today was taco Tuesday all you can eat and I will say that's a bad ass taco. She was BBBJ while I was at El Nopal! She was loosing her crap and finally slid down from my face quickly and let loose on my chest, I thought to myself this old timer still has it.

She then climbed on to what I thought was BB but I was sooo caught up and not thinking I didn't care! After another O she said Doggy and I responded with a cartwheel behind her, that when I noticed the extra thing sock she somehow put on without me knowing it. Off to the races until my smart watch started vibrating, saying you better slow down or die so I let it go in the bag. I paid for 30 min and had to have been there 90. She the. Wanted to lay and have small talk about what I do for a living and where she is from. I'm telling you fellas she is built like a brick poop house, 5'4 c cups that look fake but feel real, nips for days and that tater is like no other.

Run Forest Run!

Oh be sure and report back and thank me for the post 👊127995;.

Disclaimer! Excuse the spelling and punctuation as I am voice typing this while driving in the snow on my way home!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GoodNPlentee;7511357]Way to go Jester 502.

Your post is. Was very entertaining. Not doubting you for 1 second, just enjoyed reading your amusing review.[/QUOTE]Please PM me if you could?

[QUOTE=LuvTheTouch;7513875]Did I miss in review where you visited for this wonderful experience?[/QUOTE]Thinking 'streets away' was maybe 'stress away'?

[QUOTE=LonggMan;7514109]Thinking 'streets away' was maybe 'stress away'?[/QUOTE]That was my assumption.

[QUOTE=Jabmb4;7513173]Don't know what's going on, but is that like "Beards and Brews"? Where instead of a beer and a haircut, you get a coffee and a BJ?[/QUOTE]LOL.

I just wonder if it means they have gone legit so don't go there anymore expecting extras? Otherwise, why change the name from an already well established name?

[QUOTE=Jabmb4;7513173]Don't know what's going on, but is that like "Beards and Brews"? Where instead of a beer and a haircut, you get a coffee and a BJ?[/QUOTE]Whatever you do, do NOT ask for cream in your coffee.

I stopped by Wednesday and hoped they were open but a sign on the door says they are still closed for renovations. Sadly they are probably permanently closed.

Then I drove by Empire and saw the Coffee Spa sign so I just went home. Maybe they do coffee enemas. Is that still a thing?

[QUOTE=Mr679;7512981]Outstanding report. I will venture out that way as soon as I can. Was also informed that Ruby will be arriving later tonight and starting in the morning. Always a good relaxing time at this place.[/QUOTE]Where's this place?

[QUOTE=AmpMan2023;7514558]Where's this place?[/QUOTE]The title says: Streets Away Jenny.

Are any of the Indiana places warm? Scottsburg was so cold I walked out. My back up place is normally Golden Spa in Jeff, but a 50 mile drive just to freeze my butt off doesn't sound great.

That being said before the cold snap Scottsburg had a new girl. Tiny, cute, open to anything, but she is super nervous and new.

[QUOTE=AmpMan2023;7514558]Where's this place?[/QUOTE]It's stress away. Given your username I'm not sure how you couldn't spend 10 seconds figuring out the typo.

I was actually doing some legit stuff the other day and came across some sad news. The blonde lady we have known as Meaghan passed away in mid December. I was wondering why her RR ads stopped.

Gman.

[QUOTE=SilverXtra;7514738]Are any of the Indiana places warm? Scottsburg was so cold I walked out. My back up place is normally Golden Spa in Jeff, but a 50 mile drive just to freeze my butt off doesn't sound great.

That being said before the cold snap Scottsburg had a new girl. Tiny, cute, open to anything, but she is super nervous and new.[/QUOTE]What's her name?

[QUOTE=LonggMan;7515260]I was actually doing some legit stuff the other day and came across some sad news. The blonde lady we have known as Meaghan passed away in mid December. I was wondering why her RR ads stopped.

Gman.[/QUOTE]That is super sad news. She sent this picture to me a few years ago. She was a a lot of fun and had a great sense of humor.

[QUOTE=MaxLuvin;7516089]That is super sad news. She sent this picture to me a few years ago. She was a a lot of fun and had a great sense of humor.[/QUOTE]She was cool as shit. She'd been around about 6/7 years at least. Had a lot of demons aside from the drugs. She had a lot of mental problems battling depression and non drug related issues too.