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Great provider, one of my go-tos in Tampa (near airport). I'm a boob guy and I like them on the shorter side and she fits the bill in both those cases. Now her pics are definitely old but they're her, she's just put on some weight. I personally don't mind that but warning to those of you who do. What makes her one of my favorites in her attitude. She's extremely open to just about anything (fetishes included, just ask) and she's good at making her customers feel at ease. No drama. She does smoke cigs but only if you first ask or give permission (I smoke, it personally calms me down a bit so that's a plus for me). She's very clean with her room as well as her body. She's been around awhile so she's knows her shit. Quick rundown, $ for hh, $. 6 for h (YMMV since I've been a regular), BBJ, DATY, many fetishes, S&M all good (not interested in greek so never asked). So I'd recommend her highly and for any further juicy stuff please PM me. Hope this was helpful!

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[QUOTE=IsamuDaizon;2796571]This is terrible if she was good or sweet that girl is gone she is just a bicht .[/QUOTE]Thats all I needed to know, thanks.

[QUOTE=Pablos696;2793317]Frequently, an escort uses code words to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers here is a guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.[/QUOTE]Mixed = black.

Ok so despite some of the negatives I have seen I went ahead and had a visit with Ashton. Set up was easy with the standard 2 call setup. Got to the room and the pictures are 100% her. Small talk was made and then it was off to business. It was definitely all business and not a GFE at all. Not unpleasant mind you and she did alert me that repeat visits will warrant a warmer reception. Laid back and had CBJ and as I had read that she doesn't like her assets manipulated I kept my hands to myself. She surprised me by offering those amazing assets to me with the stipulation to not play too rough. She suggested a position that she really enjoys with standing MISH being a great option and it went on from there. She was damn sexy and I didn't really feel the need to change the scenery so completed on this way. She was pretty vocal and was talking sexy during and was really good at it. Clean up and some more conversation and off I went. Damage was $. 5 for the hour but honestly I would repeat again and look forward to seeing her again.

Super hot and sexy, one of the best providers I have ever seen. She is totally non-rush and 100% GFE. Met her at her place (safe and clean) cleaned up and left donation (25) in the bathroom for the hour. Started with Nuru massage and in flip private to private rubbing with DFK. Then BBBJ with lots of deep throat and spit (porn movie quality / almost lost it). Then cover and CG, RCG, and mish where I finished in the hat. Great experience 9 face /19 body with great ass. Highly recommen!

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/dynamic-duo-is-here-lauren-and-aubreytogether-again-and-ready-to-playnuru-more/18942937[/URL]

Help me out here, what is "Oc for no extra" Oc stands for what? Bill Ho.

[QUOTE=Hobby4;2796549]I can give reviews for Izzi, good time safe in call BBBJ cim.

Also saw Suzie recently not bad late 30's mom. Had some stomach scars, decent rack total GFE. Oc for no extra all done thru email. Pm me for more info or details. Thanks team commando for the tip.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BillHo;2796633]Help me out here, what is "Oc for no extra" Oc stands for what? Bill Ho.[/QUOTE]Oc= outcall.

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[QUOTE=IsamuDaizon;2796571]This is terrible if she was good or sweet that girl is gone she is just a bicht and a **** 1 o minutes in she tells me I have to cum And I seid Is a litle short of time sence I am there for hh for $ she just gets up and tell me time is up rigt at that moment this fauls smell comes from the comdom that pussy stinky pussy It allmost made me barf she put colele to not shower she is a dirty hoe in the worst way I saw hell last time she was in tampa and she gave a ok servise this time she not wort the shity BJ she gives with lots of teeth but do not wates your money on this bicht dirty hoe "do not go to see her she is by far the worst I have seen a girl just bad atitude.[/QUOTE][URL]http://backpage.com.miami.hoxnif.com/post/11788939/[/URL]

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/krissyback-in-tampa-rates-60qv-100hh-160hr-7863799571/18791103[/URL]

Well I originally thanked you for the warning cause I can't stand smelly rude girls and I assumed her move to south Florida ruined her. I went to sleep and had a dream that I texted her and she remembered me from the last time she was in Tampa so I met her late at night. Somewhat near the casino. Boy I'm so glad I did. Sorry Daizon but your review is way off. At least for me it is and you certainly have a right to your opinion but its the completely incorrect as I saw it.

I did know her before she left about 5-6 visits. I almost never go past the 3rd visit with most girls no matter how good but there was something special about her which I wanted to see if its really gone according to Daizon's report. My visit started with a welcoming all smiles greet. Incense was burning, no cigg smell. She was freshly clean as I instructed. She burns and I love workers who burn. She starts with deep nicely tasting french kisses, slides down neck and whole body till the shaft. Her BBBJ was super vacuum tight not scrapey and so I instructed to loosen and she adjusted nicely making it deeper, looser and wetter without much more instruction. Not quite DT as it used to be but such a nice technique that I didn't mind at all, wet shaft from top to bottom with ball sucks as well making a lot of sexual sounds. Good hygiene goes a long way with this girl. When I became super hard, she stopped the BJ and asked if I want her on top, I didn't really mind as I was quite ready.

I didn't DATY cause I trained myself to stop doing that so she mounted me. She was very mushy and wet. Continued to talk dirty in her low gentle voice. Always loved her build and feel of skin. She has the feel of a thick girl but not big at all. She has perfect frame without the curves. Soft skin. The pics are very accurate. She whispers things and talks dirty in a low voice, I'm really pleased that she hasn't changed at all. Previously backdoor was open but she made it clear she didn't prefer it so I passed as I only like to please with it and not really that much into it. I didn't ask this time. Finished missionary unplanned as she said some dirty things in my ear. Pulled cover off and painted her beautiful stomach. There was no odor walking to bathroom for cleanup and when it doesn't fume I prefer not to use my hand and ruin the moment. To be fair to Daizon's report I used my hand to smell and I was stunned absolutely no odor at all. Rinsed myself and got dressed.

YMMV is certainly the key here. Some girls you have to absolutely respect them and they will give a lot back. For me its 1 $ for HHR. I really never know how long I stay but when the deed is over, if I want to take my time getting ready, I say let me get out of your hair and get out of here and she replied as she always have, no you're good. I put my shoes on, sat in the chair and talked for 5 min then made my way to the door as I should. I don't like my time wasted so I try to never waste their time as well. Also if I expect a clean showered girl, I present myself cleaned showered as well.

I have stayed with her in the past a lot longer and paid for less time but she would be occupied looking up a song on youtube or letting her smoke my vape. If you see them texting on their phone. I get out as soon as possible because I respect that her phone was off during the deed and no one ever knocks the door.

This girl may not be for everyone but she exceeds the qualities I look for. Clean GFE experience always for me. She also never contacts me which I really appreciate even though its only a texting app.

So Krissy19 is now 20-21 and is back in tampa.

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If so details anyone?

Just shocked that we going to these girls that you read reviews on and see multiple reports of being bad providers. I mean isn't that the purpose of this board to save bad experiences and losing money. I don't know how many times I read a report on someone saying "the little head won" or whatever. Then the women that want to charge way more than they are worth cause of a couple of men that overpay because they are falling in love and then the woman thinks that's how it should be done. If they want a tip and going to get upset when a man doesn't leave one, then raise your prices. We set the market prices. This isn't gas and we have to go with the asking prices. There are far too many providers that are out there. These women are late at times cause we sit there and wait twenty min for them. It's a business for them. They need us more than we need them. If you say you will be there at a certain time then be there. But to sit and wait 10-15 min is a joke. I did that one time. I told her 30 min I would be there. She let me know when I was 15 min away and she would shower. I let her know. When I got there she had me wait another 10-15 min for her to "get ready" and "look nice". I was there merely for you know what. Could care less how her makeup was done or hair at that point. My dumbass waited for her to get ready only to see someone walking out of the room. I shouldve left right there. I was new to it and didn't know how things worked. For some of you to keep waiting on these women when it is us who they need the most. I don't have to pay for a room or pimp. I can go about my life just fine and not see someone and still pay my bills. They need us way more than we need them. Don't lose sight on who has control here. This isn't saying to be disrespectful. I'm respectful to anyone I see, but I also do believe that they way these women are is a product of how we allow them to be. When they are late or at the store, etc, then leave and call another. Tell them why you left. A few times of this then these women will be better about it. But we don't help them become better providers. When we can by offering advice.

[QUOTE=JohnJjj8888;2796954]Just shocked that we going to these girls that you read reviews on and see multiple reports of being bad providers. I mean isn't that the purpose of this board to save bad experiences and losing money. I don't know how many times I read a report on someone saying "the little head won" or whatever. Then the women that want to charge way more than they are worth cause of a couple of men that overpay because they are falling in love and then the woman thinks that's how it should be done. If they want a tip and going to get upset when a man doesn't leave one, then raise your prices. We set the market prices. This isn't gas and we have to go with the asking prices. There are far too many providers that are out there. These women are late at times cause we sit there and wait twenty min for them. It's a business for them. They need us more than we need them. If you say you will be there at a certain time then be there. But to sit and wait 10-15 min is a joke. I did that one time. I told her 30 min I would be there. She let me know when I was 15 min away and she would shower. I let her know. When I got there she had me wait another 10-15 min for her to "get ready" and "look nice". I was there merely for you know what. Could care less how her makeup was done or hair at that point. My dumbass waited for her to get ready only to see someone walking out of the room. I shouldve left right there. I was new to it and didn't know how things worked. For some of you to keep waiting on these women when it is us who they need the most. I don't have to pay for a room or pimp. I can go about my life just fine and not see someone and still pay my bills. They need us way more than we need them. Don't lose sight on who has control here. This isn't saying to be disrespectful. I'm respectful to anyone I see, but I also do believe that they way these women are is a product of how we allow them to be. When they are late or at the store, etc, then leave and call another. Tell them why you left. A few times of this then these women will be better about it. But we don't help them become better providers. When we can by offering advice.[/QUOTE]Is your friend.

[QUOTE=JohnJjj8888;2796954]Just shocked that we going to these girls that you read reviews on and see multiple reports of being bad providers. I mean isn't that the purpose of this board to save bad experiences and losing money. I don't know how many times I read a report on someone saying "the little head won" or whatever. Then the women that want to charge way more than they are worth cause of a couple of men that overpay because they are falling in love and then the woman thinks that's how it should be done. If they want a tip and going to get upset when a man doesn't leave one, then raise your prices. We set the market prices. This isn't gas and we have to go with the asking prices. There are far too many providers that are out there. These women are late at times cause we sit there and wait twenty min for them. It's a business for them. They need us more than we need them. If you say you will be there at a certain time then be there. But to sit and wait 10-15 min is a joke. I did that one time. I told her 30 min I would be there. She let me know when I was 15 min away and she would shower. I let her know. When I got there she had me wait another 10-15 min for her to "get ready" and "look nice". I was there merely for you know what. Could care less how her makeup was done or hair at that point. My dumbass waited for her to get ready only to see someone walking out of the room. I shouldve left right there. I was new to it and didn't know how things worked. For some of you to keep waiting on these women when it is us who they need the most. I don't have to pay for a room or pimp. I can go about my life just fine and not see someone and still pay my bills. They need us way more than we need them. Don't lose sight on who has control here. This isn't saying to be disrespectful. I'm respectful to anyone I see, but I also do believe that they way these women are is a product of how we allow them to be. When they are late or at the store, etc, then leave and call another. Tell them why you left. A few times of this then these women will be better about it. But we don't help them become better providers. When we can by offering advice.[/QUOTE]I think if they had the organizational skills and work ethic to be punctual, they probably wouldn't be in this business to begin with. I wouldn't expect much from these gals, because to he honest, if they had the ability to be great, they could probably use that ability to make a living doing ANYTHING else.

There are a few exceptions to this rule, and they make a good living off that reputation. But the overwhelming majority are doing this because they aren't qualified for anything else. Oh and Candy. And Candy doesn't tend to lead to much organization or business savy.

[QUOTE=JohnJjj8888;2796954]Just shocked that we going to these girls that you read reviews on and see multiple reports of being bad providers. I mean isn't that the purpose of this board to save bad experiences and losing money. I don't know how many times I read a report on someone saying "the little head won" or whatever. Then the women that want to charge way more than they are worth cause of a couple of men that overpay because they are falling in love and then the woman thinks that's how it should be done. If they want a tip and going to get upset when a man doesn't leave one, then raise your prices. We set the market prices. This isn't gas and we have to go with the asking prices. There are far too many providers that are out there. These women are late at times cause we sit there and wait twenty min for them. It's a business for them. They need us more than we need them. If you say you will be there at a certain time then be there. But to sit and wait 10-15 min is a joke. I did that one time. I told her 30 min I would be there. She let me know when I was 15 min away and she would shower. I let her know. When I got there she had me wait another 10-15 min for her to "get ready" and "look nice". I was there merely for you know what. Could care less how her makeup was done or hair at that point. My dumbass waited for her to get ready only to see someone walking out of the room. I shouldve left right there. I was new to it and didn't know how things worked. For some of you to keep waiting on these women when it is us who they need the most. I don't have to pay for a room or pimp. I can go about my life just fine and not see someone and still pay my bills. They need us way more than we need them. Don't lose sight on who has control here. This isn't saying to be disrespectful. I'm respectful to anyone I see, but I also do believe that they way these women are is a product of how we allow them to be. When they are late or at the store, etc, then leave and call another. Tell them why you left. A few times of this then these women will be better about it. But we don't help them become better providers. When we can by offering advice.[/QUOTE]I have been saying the same thing for years! Also think about rates, we drive the market not them. QV should never be over. 4 HH never over. 8 and HR never more then $. Also regardless of what you pay stay for at least the time you pay for!

[QUOTE=JohnJjj8888;2796954]

Just shocked that we going to these girls that you read reviews on and see multiple reports of being bad providers. I mean isn't that the purpose of this board to save bad experiences and losing money. I don't know how many times I read a report on someone saying "the little head won" or whatever.

Then the women that want to charge way more than they are worth cause of a couple of men that overpay because they are falling in love and then the woman thinks that's how it should be done. If they want a tip and going to get upset when a man doesn't leave one, then raise your prices. We set the market prices. This isn't gas and we have to go with the asking prices. There are far too many providers that are out there.

These women are late at times cause we sit there and wait twenty min for them. It's a business for them. They need us more than we need them. If you say you will be there at a certain time then be there. But to sit and wait 10-15 min is a joke. I did that one time. I told her 30 min I would be there. She let me know when I was 15 min away and she would shower. I let her know. When I got there she had me wait another 10-15 min for her to "get ready" and "look nice". I was there merely for you know what.

Could care less how her makeup was done or hair at that point. My dumbass waited for her to get ready only to see someone walking out of the room. I shouldve left right there. I was new to it and didn't know how things worked. For some of you to keep waiting on these women when it is us who they need the most. I don't have to pay for a room or pimp. I can go about my life just fine and not see someone and still pay my bills. They need us way more than we need them.

Don't lose sight on who has control here. This isn't saying to be disrespectful. I'm respectful to anyone I see, but I also do believe that they way these women are is a product of how we allow them to be. When they are late or at the store, etc, then leave and call another. Tell them why you left. A few times of this then these women will be better about it. But we don't help them become better providers. When we can by offering advice.[/QUOTE]Now I can understand it.