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[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1489524]Naileen rested against the large tree, legs spread wide as I roughly probed her pantyless pussy. With two finders deep inside of her, she rode down hard on my palm. She forced the mound of her pussy against my hand as I finger fucked her – moaning as I licked the side of her neck. Just beneath the sounds of her ecstasy, was the distance giggling.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]Between Moyua and Naileen you are one lucky guy Cokie I will just dream on.
[QUOTE=TrublMaykr;1517546]Definitely agree. Which Brittany do you mean, the little blonde that I posted about a month or so ago?[/QUOTE]No! No! Not that Brittany. I was talking about the girl in this report by Gator: [post=1366973][b] Brittany – An Exceptional Girl[/b][/post]. This Brittany and Heidi were favorites of Pdiddy.
Britney is a great provider. There are a number of great providers on the avenue. What sets Britney apart is her nice pleasant easy going attitude. During our time together, what impressed me most about Britney was her soft gentle demeanor. She seemed more like a young girlfriend than a sex worker. Along with her willingness to please was an unfamiliar naïveté. She lacked the rigidity often found with young girls who've been on the streets for any length of time.
Britney offered a nice BBBJ with FS (anal was not offered). I would love to find her again for a longer more involved date. YMMV.
CookyJar
[QUOTE=TrublMaykr;1517546]...Which Brittany do you mean, the little blonde that I posted about a month or so ago?[/QUOTE]
My Britney wasn't blonde. She may have been what some call, dirty blonde.
If I had to point out one physical attribute that best describes this Britney, it would be her luscious kissable lips. Britney has a great pair of lips, gorgeous eyes, and a perky little nose. She has a flat tummy, long legs, perky tits, responsive nipples and a nice bubble butt. Let's not forget her dark piercing eyes.
CookyJar
[QUOTE=TrublMaykr; 1477214]Had a little bit of time to kill between appointments this Thursday, so being the passionate pervert I am, I arranged my route of travel to pass through the lovely neighborhood we all enjoy so much. Starting from Castor, past Allegheny, past Lehigh, and on to Front, the pickings were slim, I'm sure explained by the near-100-degree weather, so I decided to write it off and get back to I-95. I'd looped back to Lehigh and was heading out when what comes strolling out from Frankford but a little blond hottie, cutely attired in pink. Did my best Broderick Crawford turn-around (reference to an old TV cop show, for all you too young to remember) , and slowed down for a better look (also, based on her size and presence, to make sure this talent was of legal age). Seeing her closer, I could tell there had been some time on the street for this gal, but the body still sent the right messages. She wasted no time in strolling over to ask if I wanted her to get in, so of course the invitation was extended and she complied, introducing herself as Brittany (looked much younger than others of the same name I've seen pictured here). Off we went to discuss the events affecting the global economy, but I quickly noticed that this sweet thing was also very wasted (the constant nodding off being a definite clue). I immediately had second thoughts about going anywhere with her (not in the mood for a dead fish encounter) , but she kept insisting that we should go back to the room she rents near Front and Berks. I should have ejected her right away, but a part of me felt that the least I could do was take her to her destination, even if it was just to keep her walking out into traffic. We go there, parked on Front, and got out of the car, all the while with her proclaiming she was fine and would provide an excellent time, and she indicated the location of her lodgings. I noticed a group of swarthy young adults hanging around the front steps of the residence, she picked up on my reluctance, and said "Oh, don't worry about them, they mind their own business." Following instincts being a better part of our survival (look how well it worked for evolution) , I responded to the alarm going off in my head, gave her a few bucks for her ambitiousness, and headed back to my car.
I resumed my previous route of travel, and who do I see walking along the street, but the brunette named Emmy that I described from last weekend. I waved, she waved. I stopped, she got in. We drove off then parked, and she rewarded me with a very delightful BBBJ, so the day wasn't a total loss. It's nice to know that there are SOME reliable folks out there.[/QUOTE]Please do not take this the wrong way. My intentions are not to antagonize. Your report, Thursday: Brittany & Emmy, was well written, informative and very entertaining. But, after rereading the part referring to Brittany I found your description of her lacking. Are we talking about the same girl? Reading your vague description I cannot make an assumption either way.
It is my practice when posting a review on a girl who is new to me, to do a search and make an attempt to locate prior reviews by other members. IMHO, the more reviews, good or bad, a girl has; the easier it is for us as mongers to determine whether the girl is a provider we'd like to meet.
CookyJar
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1518301]Please do not take this the wrong way. My intentions are not to antagonize. Your report, Thursday: Brittany & Emmy, was well written, informative and very entertaining. But, after rereading the part referring to Brittany I found your description of her lacking. Are we talking about the same girl? Reading your vague description I cannot make an assumption either way.
It is my practice when posting a review on a girl who is new to me, to do a search and make an attempt to locate prior reviews by other members. IMHO, the more reviews, good or bad, a girl has; the easier it is for us as mongers to determine whether the girl is a provider we'd like to meet.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]I see what you mean and do agree. Unfortunately, as I mentioned in that review, my time around the blond sweetie wasn't long enough to develop a good enough impression and description. I wish there good have been more, but her lack of coherence and desire to take me into what I interpreted as a threatening situation kept me from having more to say.
When I was online, I searched around for old comments about her, but found none. She certainly isn't the girl in your current notes & photos.
I have kept an eye out for her, but without result. If I can connect again, I'll certainly report back to the team.
I believe she should have won a gold medal for pole dancing not to mention this gymnastic move.
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Misfit
[QUOTE=Philly Guy;1510014]She is pregnant and out of the area for now. Don't know where at or for how long[/QUOTE]Wow she is pregnant. I can only imagine the glow she must be radiating on her face. Not to mention her plumper full breast. At least you guys got to enjoy her while she worked in Philly. The pictures taken by CookyJar of Aundrea are on the top of my list in the philly board.
Thanks CJ, for all the great portraits.
Misfit
She has some nice round eyes and a lovely pussy.
Joe Black.
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1518301]Please do not take this the wrong way. My intentions are not to antagonize. Your report, Thursday: Brittany & Emmy, was well written, informative and very entertaining. But, after rereading the part referring to Brittany I found your description of her lacking. Are we talking about the same girl? Reading your vague description I cannot make an assumption either way.
It is my practice when posting a review on a girl who is new to me, to do a search and make an attempt to locate prior reviews by other members. IMHO, the more reviews, good or bad, a girl has; the easier it is for us as mongers to determine whether the girl is a provider we'd like to meet.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Joe Black; 1521550]She has some nice round eyes and a lovely pussy.
Joe Black.[/QUOTE]Joe. You've encountered Brittany? Sounds like she lived up to what my expectations had been, were she not so wasted at the time. Where'd you find her?
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1296709]Has anybody seen Aundrea lately? Has anyone seen her on the street or on BP? She hasn't posted on BP since Sept 3rd, that's unusual for her.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]Aundrea went MIA about a year ago. If you ever sat and talked with her you know she was a pretty interesting little girl. She had an odd, kind of pessimistic, life outlook.
[QUOTE=Philly Guy;1510014]She is pregnant and out of the area for now. Don't know where at or for how long[/QUOTE]A 12 month gestation period would be unusual. Does anyone have a better / more recent update?
CookyJar
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1521919]A 12 month gestation period would be unusual. Does anyone have a better / more recent update?
CookyJar[/QUOTE]Sorry I couldn't resist. After all of the recent drama on this place I needed a little levity to keep my sanity.
Bottlenose dolphin calves are born after a gestation of about 12 months. RM
[QUOTE=RecycleMikel6; 1521976]Sorry I couldn't resist. After all of the recent drama on this place I needed a little levity to keep my sanity.
Bottlenose dolphin calves are born after a gestation of about 12 months. RM[/QUOTE]Sorry! I don't get it. Are you implying that Aundrea gave birth to a dolphin? LOL.
A little humor can't hurt. Try again. LOL.
Anyway! I am hearing something different on the street, concerning Aundrea (not her real name and neither is Crystal). Unfortunately my source isn't that reliable. I'd rather not pass on information until it's been confirmed. The question is: What's her current status?
CookyJar
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1522329]Anyway! I am hearing something different on the street, concerning Aundrea (not her real name and neither is Crystal). Unfortunately my source isn't that reliable. I'd rather not pass on information until it's been confirmed. The question is: What's her current status?
CookyJar[/QUOTE]I found out Aundrea's name by accident as we were together in a public place talking and a friend of hers came up and addressed her by her real name.
Aundrea said that was her real name and acted a little embarassed. I told her that I was shocked and never knew of any woman in the profession (or in a strip club) that used a fake name!
She got a nice chuckle out of that. Aundrea was always at her best when relaxed, laughing and happy.
CJ. Yes, she had a darkness inside when she talked about life in general. But, so do great well-known comedians and other performers. Interesting to ponder.
I have not been able to talk with Aundrea in almost a year as well.
I'm out your way once or twice a month. And I would really like to have some better lunch dates than I've been finding. Any help would be greatly appreciated. I'm running out of Brooklyn and if you ever find yourself down this way let me know. I still have a couple of ladies numbers from when I lived in Chicago back in Feb. A couple are actually still working. Thanks and be safe. Keep up the great info sharing too.
[QUOTE=Drinkuin; 1522537]...Aundrea was always at her best when relaxed, laughing and happy.
CJ. Yes, she had a darkness inside when she talked about life in general. But, so do great well-known comedians and other performers. Interesting to ponder.
I have not been able to talk with Aundrea in almost a year as well.[/QUOTE]Please don't get me wrong. If she never returns as a provider, it would be fine with me. But! That's not what I am hearing.
If she does go back to BP, I doubt whether she'll use either Aundrea or Crystal.
Twice I had an opportunity to be with her away from the business. Like most people, she's complicated.
CookyJar
[Quote=FaceBook] AT 11:59 GOD OPENED UP THE GATES OF HEAVEN TO RECIEVE MY TRUE FRIEND NAILEEN ...MAY GOD REST YOUR SOUL BBY GIRL ....ONE DAY JUST ONE DAY WE WILL ALL MEET AGAIN....WE LOVE U NAILEEN ...GONE BUT NEVER EVER FORGOTTEN...♥ — with Naileen.[/quote]
[center][size=6][color=red]R.I.P. Naileen[/color][/size][/center]
I talked to Naileen last week and begged her to be careful. She was planning to leave the avenue next week. She was too nice to end up like this. I will miss her friendship and her smile.
CookyJar
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I'm local you should let me join one time I'm a big fan.
It's truly tragic losing people at such a young age. I hope her friends and family can find some peace. Sorry you had to bring this news to us CookyJar.
I talked to Naileen last week and begged her to be careful. She was planning to leave the avenue next week. She was too nice to end up like this. I will miss her friendship and her smile.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]
Ever fantasize about doing it with a hot Porn Star, Escort or Club Dancer? Who knows? Maybe you have.
CookyJar
[QUOTE=Enveed05;1527739]It's truly tragic losing people at such a young age. I hope her friends and family can find some peace. Sorry you had to bring this news to us CookyJar.[/QUOTE]I am in indirect communication with her family and friends. Their pain and regrets are so obvious. I even know the date and location of the arrangements they've made for Naileen. Never before have I been so close.
CookyJar
My condolences to Naileen. Cookyjar is a good person. He really does care for these girls and most of the time, he doesn't even engage in actual sex with these girls. He just takes photos and interviews them for their services for the mongers. It comes to the point that in the end, we are all human. Many of these girls are good people. Eventually the nightmares and drugs will end on Kensington avenue. But still, I love sex!
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1528886]I am in indirect communication with her family and friends. Their pain and regrets are so obvious. I even know the date and location of the arrangements they've made for Naileen. Never before have I been so close.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]CookJar It is important that I say publicly that I too feel your pain. I admit I never had the pleasure of Naileens company. As I always have and will continue to do I wave hello to any provider I may see. I often saw her and she always gave me a smile and a wave. When people have a relationship with the girls that you and I have there is always going to be that connection. As painful as it is for you that is a good thing. That goes for everybody. That shows your level of caring. That's because we remove the distance that is normally there with dates and bring it on a more personal level. That is where the respect comes in. We don't judge those that do what they do to survive. Would any of us do any different given the same circumstances? I doubt it. So we are all the same in that aspect. People want to be needed, loved, cared about. It is up to those of us that can to provide this. You my friend do above and beyond that for these girls. I admire your caring. We can all learn a bit by watching you. So peace to you my friend and to the family of Naileen.
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1528875]Ever fantasize about doing it with a hot Porn Star, Escort or Club Dancer? Who knows? Maybe you have.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]I've have been lucky a few times beginning from the Princeton days when she was with Aundrea. I had several numbers as they change often. But lately, her messages at the current number go unanswered. Don't know if it works anymore. Don't know if you or anyone can offer help as I don't know if I have earned it yet. Frankly, I've only contributed a couple reviews of S. Philly Candy so far. If that qualifies, I do appreciate it.
[QUOTE=NumberDude;1529799]I've have been lucky a few times beginning from the Princeton days when she was with Aundrea. I had several numbers as they change often. But lately, her messages at the current number go unanswered. Don't know if it works anymore. Don't know if you or anyone can offer help as I don't know if I have earned it yet. Frankly, I've only contributed a couple reviews of S. Philly Candy so far. If that qualifies, I do appreciate it.[/QUOTE]I wish I could help you. Especially after my last date with Maylea.
Before my last date with Maylea, we had a rather interesting, detailed conversation. Actually, it was more of a lecture than a discussion. I attempted instructing Maylea on the importance of the GFE and good service in relationship with the acquisition of regular dates. Maylea was once a protégé of Aundrea. And, IMHO, Aundrea was one of the best at providing the true, 'Girlfriend Experience. ' However, before Maylea's training could be completed, she was suddenly on her own. Now she is working the streets and has developed some bad habits to go along with her habit.
Maylea is a glorious girl trying to get by on her looks alone. It's my opinion that that's not going to work and I tried to get that across to her. Looks alone will get her in the car, but her looks will not keep them coming back. I understand her dilemma. She is a beautiful young girl who under normal circumstances would not touch some of us with a ten foot pole. I am fairly certain that, 'Dick Sucker, ' was not her first choice of occupation. But, there is a reality. She does have choices. She can get out of the business. But! As long as she stay in the business, doing what she does; if she want to continue seeing me as a regular – she has got to do more than just look good.
[b]Don't get me wrong. Maylea has always been a good provider. [/b] She gives an excellent BBBJ. And, FS is just as good. It's the crap leading up to and following the deed that often turned me off. Sometimes she is too playful. When she is skitzing or sleep deprived she's no fun. Just pretty.
After our talk, Maylea and I dated and, 'Wow, ' she blew my mind. It was like the days back on Princeton St.
Sadly, she is working the streets now and has the same problems as other SWers. She cannot seem to keep a phone. I wish I had a number to share. I would use it myself.
CookyJar.
[b]Re: imagine Malea[/b]
[QUOTE=Anonymous]i can't even imagine how tight she would be for me- but then again - these girls fuck so much so often it may not even be all that tight any more- how old is she?[/QUOTE]The above quote is from a recent PM I received.
IMHO, this is a miss-conception among most men. How much a girl fucks has little to do with the tightness of her pussy. Likewise, the size of the dicks a woman regularly screws has almost nothing to do with pussy depth or width. What we commonly call pussy is actually the end of the birth canal. The female sex organ was mainly designed as the passageway by which a baby enters the world. The beauty of its design, from a monger's point of views, is its elasticity. Think about it. Even after passing a 13 pound baby's head, given a few weeks of healing, the average vagina returns almost too it's pre-pregnancy size. (If this wasn't the case, octa-mom's internal organs would be dragging the ground as she walks.) In the scale of things, the average male organ is a puny few inches around and on average less than 8 inches long and cannot in no way compare to the damage done by a full term birth. The elasticity of the female sex organ is a small miracle, 'God Bless the Designer. '
(Note: A women can do flexing exercises to tighten the muscle walls of her sex organ. The female vagina is lined with muscles, tendons and fatty tissue. If worked properly the muscles, like all muscles, will strengthen and tighten.)
Men, being dumber than dirt, often mistake pussy tightness or the pussy's resistance to easy penis access for pussy dryness. In other words, trying to force an average size dick into a dry pussy could give the illusion of tightness. Next time try a little lube.
There are a number of factors involved. Younger girls tend to juice up faster than the older ladies. Women with a high sensual nature get wetter than prudes. If the lady is not into it, she is not going to get wet. Drug use and other health factors tend to stop the flow of pussy juices.
It has been my experience that size does matter when it comes to the illusion of pussy tightness. IMHO, from my experience, the smaller thinner girl seems to have bigger pussies. And! Bigger, healthier girls tend to have tighter pussies. I believe it has to do with the amount of fat and muscle tissues within the vagina. The more meat, the tighter the fit. JMHO.
It has also been my experience that girls like Maylea, who have not been through child birth tend to get wetter than girls who have been through the child birthing experience. The eagerness to have a baby is part of a women's nature. After the experience, some of the eagerness is gone. Especially, after being dogged by a few babies daddies, most women lose that sexual eagerness of their youth and fake it for the sake of their partner.
The gist of it is. If you cannot get her hot, you cannot get her wet. And! If it is not wet, it's hard to get into (feels tight). Personally, I hate a dry pussy.
Feel free to comment.
CookyJar.
PS: To Whom It May Concern, Maylea is plenty tight even when she is juicy wet.
[b]PSS: The pictures that I've posted along with this review / report have been altered from recent originals (taken within the month). [/b]
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1528875]Ever fantasize about doing it with a hot Porn Star, Escort or Club Dancer? Who knows? Maybe you have.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]MAN when you put your mind to it your shots are stellar, and I vote that pic of Maylea as USA SEX GUIDE PIC OF THE YEAR.
Cheers.
HB
[QUOTE=Hummer Bird; 1530295]MAN when you put your mind to it your shots are stellar, and I vote that pic of Maylea as USA SEX GUIDE PIC OF THE YEAR. Cheers.
HB[/QUOTE]Amen. Maylea got my vote as Cooky's Philly 2011 SW of the Year and these latest shots indicate she remains a worthy contender for 2012 honors. I've been with her a couple times and continue to maintain that when she walks down the stroll everyone else is playing for second place. Just a stunning, naturally beautiful young woman. It's too bad the overall experience with her does not measure up to her beauty. She's got skills and is not a bad or unpleasant person by any means, just not the sexy GFE vixen you want her to be given her off-the-chart looks. But maybe I'm being greedy. How often do most of us get the chance to fuck a legitimate young 10 at the peak of her attractiveness for the cost of a tank of gas?
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1530146]The elasticity of the female sex organ is a small miracle, 'God Bless the Designer. '
(Note: A women can do flexing exercises to tighten the muscle walls of her sex organ. The female vagina is lined with muscles, tendons and fatty tissue. If worked properly the muscles, like all muscles, will strengthen and tighten.) [/QUOTE]In Trenton I've met up with Amy, she just turned 26 and has been around for a couple years. She has a six yr old son. She has the tightest vagina I've had the pleasure to sample. She boasted to me about her obstitrition telling her about doing her kegle exercises after she gave birth. Her funniest statement was "I can do them while standing in line at the supermarket." From my experiences with her she must do a lot of grocery shopping! RM
[QUOTE=RecycleMikel6;1531860]In Trenton I've met up with Amy, she just turned 26 and has been around for a couple years. She has a six yr old son. She has the tightest vagina I've had the pleasure to sample. She boasted to me about her obstitrition telling her about doing her kegle exercises after she gave birth. Her funniest statement was "I can do them while standing in line at the supermarket." From my experiences with her she must do a lot of grocery shopping! RM[/QUOTE]Great follow-up report.
Guys should know about shit like this. It is not enough to just stick your dick in it. If we truly like pussy, we need to make a comment to it. It is not enough to wiggle and giggle. A true connoisseur should know a little more than its location. Pussy is a lot more complicated than that open space between a woman's legs. (The pussy actually begins with the woman's head. Pun intended. LOL)
Did you mistype Kegle? I believe it should be Kegel Exercises. (Wow! Look who's correcting other peroples spelling. LOL)
Thanks again, RecycleMikel6 for this vital follow-up reply.
CookyJar
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1532037]Did you mistype Kegle? I believe it should be Kegel Exercises. (Wow! Look who's correcting other peroples spelling. LOL)
Thanks again, RecycleMikel6 for this vital follow-up reply.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]CJ,
Please continue to correct my spelling.
I don't care if it was spelled kuggle. Tightness that can be controlled by the owner is off the charts! This same girl can deep throat and tighten the muscls in her throat and use her tongue on the roof of her mouth to give the same effect, TIGHT. RM
If you tried to PM'd me recently, and I have not replied, try again. My in box was full.
I just made a little space.
CookyJar
Alison is quiet and doesn't talk much but don't let that bother you. She gives a nice BBBJ. She's cute, has a great body and gives a nice BJ. So what if she isn't talkative. That's another plus – right?
CookyJar
[QUOTE=HungryCoyote; 1470989]Had just dropped of my date and was.
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Heading out of the area when I spotted her. As she was smiling and I am a sucker for a smiling girl, I had to stop and say hello.[/QUOTE]Hey, HungryCoyote, look who I found. I knew I had seen that smile somewhere.
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1471239]Nice smile. A smile like that usually means a nice attitude. I'd love to see what's under the wrapper.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]And I was right about her attitude. Alison is a very pleasant girl. She is subtle and quiet. A little too passive for my taste. She kind of reminded me a shy country girl, in the city for the first time.
CookyJar
Nice pics.
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1533691]Hey, HungryCoyote, look who I found. I knew I had seen that smile somewhere.
And I was right about her attitude. Alison is a very pleasant girl. She is subtle and quiet. A little too passive for my taste. She kind of reminded me a shy country girl, in the city for the first time.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]
Very nice find cooky. I love the last pic, all 4's.
Nice little Bush. '
Joe Black.
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1533688]Alison is quiet and doesn't talk much but don't let that bother you. She gives a nice BBBJ. She's cute, has a great body and gives a nice BJ. So what if she isn't talkative. That's another plus – right?
CookyJar[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1533688]Alison is quiet and doesn't talk much but don't let that bother you. She gives a nice BBBJ. She's cute, has a great body and gives a nice BJ. So what if she isn't talkative. That's another plus – right?
CookyJar[/QUOTE]What city is she in and what's the damage for BJ and FS?
Hey, CJ.
Care to share where you found this appealing little morsel?
[QUOTE=TrublMaykr; 1534805]Hey, CJ.
Care to share where you found this appealing little morsel?[/QUOTE]Oop! Once again, my bad. Kensington & Tioga Avenue, sitting on the SEPTA (El) Steps.
Thank you for asking and pointing out my lapse. Usually, unless otherwise specified, you can assume the girl is from the Kensington stroll.
CookyJar
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1534832]Oop! Once again, my bad. Kensington & Tioga Avenue, sitting on the SEPTA (El) Steps.
Thank you for asking and pointing out my lapse. Usually, unless otherwise specified, you can assume the girl is from the Kensington stroll.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]Thanks for the quick response.
Sure, we realize they're probably all along the K-stroll, but as we've seen, a number of them tend to be territorial, latching on (or near) to a favorite location. Since I doubt we'll get them to wear name tags anytime soon, having a basic 20 and description increases the chances that those of us who try to enjoy quick dates on scattered passes thru the area will be able to find the targeted morsels.
Yeah, can you imagine: "Hi, my name is (fill in here). How may I serve you today?"