Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HellOnTwoWheel;3619999]I paid a visit to Hong Kong a few weeks ago. Very nice facility, up to date and very clean. I was meet by an attractive middle aged lady who was very friendly. I opted for the one hour massage with a table shower before the massage. She introduced me to a very attractive young lady by the name of Yoshi (SP). Other than a smidgen of baby fat, Yoshi was very pretty with some A cups and about 5' 2" 100 lbs. Table shower was newer and very clean and Yoshi had the water temperature set just right. She took her time and did not miss a spot! Started out face down on the massage. I received a so-so massage on the back side but there was attention to all of my parts. On the flip she immediately asked what I wanted. You know what I said. Negotiated $. 20 for everything. Started out with some CBJ with good attention to the boys. She immediately suggested Mish on the edge of the table. I complied which only lasted about 5 minutes before she moved me to table again. She started a HJ and after a few minutes I wanted some more Mish. She declined saying I was lasting too long and she hurt. She finished with and average HJ. I would repeat but would ask for another girl.

HOTW.[/QUOTE]These ladies at the AMP always complain about how much it hurts and how long your taking to finish. If we hand over for an hour or half an hour and then for the extras (which isn't cheap). What we are actually looking to do are the extras. Someone hands over $. 2 plus house fee they should be able to do those extras for ever how long it takes. You don't want to hear No after you just took out your hard earned $ to do what you want. My friend is tired of. Shelling out to just hear that she doesn't want to do what she said she would.

Went to yoyo Sunday. Didn't turn out so well. Think I got the mamasan and she was older and wasn't into all the good stuff. Place was very busy. She did have a wad of money in her pocket so she must have been busy all day.

Can't say I would go back. Also said they didn't have an Amanda. Guess I'll try another place.

Just search Phantom on BP under massage. Saw Jennifer, not to be confused with other Jennifers reported here. 35 ish, body ok, nice titties, average massage, not enough teasing but CBJ and FS for $ tip. Not bad but there are better.

My personal hygienist spun me a yarn. Said he thinks his friends in lee county may have a good thing with AMPs He stopped in one by the phantom in ft Myers. Meet and greet with barbi. Attractive with nice aftermarket equipment. He chose hh. Very good rub. Very flirty and friendly. On flip she just started teasing the boys. Took off her top and performed message with her girls. Then it was off to the races and although he said he usually needs time she had him blasting off in minutes. She cleaned him up and finished the hh There was no discussion of funding other than the. 5 house fee. He tipped her. 8 because she was the best yet. Naples service would have been at least $$. He said he's a lee county guy now. Just not after dark.

My plumbers Uncle is down for the winter. For some reason he prefers the Korean places up north. It seems that all the nearby places are Chinese. Are there any Korean places near?

I wish but no chance. Nothing but the Mongols here. Brush up on your Manderine.

[QUOTE=DoctorWelby;3626779]My plumbers Uncle is down for the winter. For some reason he prefers the Korean places up north. It seems that all the nearby places are Chinese. Are there any Korean places near?[/QUOTE].

Caught my lawn guy. We started chatting about how he was happy that the grass cutting was finally slowing down. This gave him a chance to go and get a well deserved massage. So he gave Simona a call and set up an appt. He arrives at his scheduled time, goes in and they chat for a few minutes. Well he tells me that her told her what needed to be worked on. It must have went in one ear and out the other, because she spent very little time even coming close. He did let her know that he was open to more. She was not interested at all. He told me on the flip which lasted 5 minutes if that. Next thing he knows the massage is over and a Benjamin lighter. Not even a hint of a hand shake good bye. He said that he will not be returning there any time soon. She used so much oil that he said that thought he was going to slide off the table.

Newbie to the site, but not to the practice, so to speak. We have some friends headed to the Bonita / Naples next week interested in some quality AMP recommendations.

I've read through the last few pages of reviews and it appears there are slim pickings these days, but I'm hopeful someone would be kind enough to post up some ideas (or PM me).

Thanks and Happy Thanksgiving!

My neighbor contacted Cydney asking for her rates for an hour full body treatment saying that he wasn't interested in her foot treatment combo. He was quoted $ for an hour and told she'd be available at noon near 41 & Pine Ridge. He went there, called at noon and was told she wouldn't be able to see him until 1. He didn't have time as he had to get back to his wife and kids. Several days later he tried again, set a time to meet her, was told her in-call was at 5600 on the Trail, (former cartel location). He arrived and she called, running late, he went in and it appeared to be an Asian foot massage parlor but then Cydney's name was mentioned he was shown to a traditional massage room. Finally she arrived, told him to leave the donation on a table, undress and lay face down on the massage table. Things seem to be progressing normally, he heard a zipper opening and heard her speaking to someone / something, looking around he saw she had released her white cat to roam the room. He noted that Cydney was an attractive lady, late 30's, maybe 40 with nice figure. Finally things started, his back side was covered using a spray bottle of oil. She rubbed him (was wearing latex gloves) from head to toe and some to the rub was sensous. His hopes were up until she told him to turn over. She sprayed on the oil then said "I can't deal with this" after seeing his soft uncut member within the trimmed pubes. She covered him with a towel and continued with her "rub" until he told her to stop and to wipe off the oil. He got dressed and left, of course no tip. She texted him later saying she was sorry she hadn't felt a connection with him. Needless to say he won't repeat.

[QUOTE=BarneyInBonita;3633879]My neighbor contacted Cydney asking for her rates for an hour full body treatment saying that he wasn't interested in her foot treatment combo. He was quoted $ for an hour and told she'd be available at noon near 41 & Pine Ridge. He went there, called at noon and was told she wouldn't be able to see him until 1. He didn't have time as he had to get back to his wife and kids. Several days later he tried again, set a time to meet her, was told her in-call was at 5600 on the Trail, (former cartel location). He arrived and she called, running late, he went in and it appeared to be an Asian foot massage parlor but then Cydney's name was mentioned he was shown to a traditional massage room. Finally she arrived, told him to leave the donation on a table, undress and lay face down on the massage table. Things seem to be progressing normally, he heard a zipper opening and heard her speaking to someone / something, looking around he saw she had released her white cat to roam the room. He noted that Cydney was an attractive lady, late 30's, maybe 40 with nice figure. Finally things started, his back side was covered using a spray bottle of oil. She rubbed him (was wearing latex gloves) from head to toe and some to the rub was sensous. His hopes were up until she told him to turn over. She sprayed on the oil then said "I can't deal with this" after seeing his soft uncut member within the trimmed pubes. She covered him with a towel and continued with her "rub" until he told her to stop and to wipe off the oil. He got dressed and left, of course no tip. She texted him later saying she was sorry she hadn't felt a connection with him. Needless to say he won't repeat.[/QUOTE]I wrote about her last December that she was back and to avoid.

She is a strange person and a waste of time / money.

http://fortmyers.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/cydneys-soothing-touch-bodywork-and-feet-retreat-upscale-naples-suite/25515497

She uses excuses on everyone. I have never heard of even a HJ ending and personally experienced her leaving me hanging myself. When I questioned her provocative add she threatened to out me at home. AVOID!

[QUOTE=BarneyInBonita;3633879]My neighbor contacted Cydney asking for her rates for an hour full body treatment saying that he wasn't interested in her foot treatment combo. He was quoted $ for an hour and told she'd be available at noon near 41 & Pine Ridge. He went there, called at noon and was told she wouldn't be able to see him until 1. He didn't have time as he had to get back to his wife and kids. Several days later he tried again, set a time to meet her, was told her in-call was at 5600 on the Trail, (former cartel location). He arrived and she called, running late, he went in and it appeared to be an Asian foot massage parlor but then Cydney's name was mentioned he was shown to a traditional massage room. Finally she arrived, told him to leave the donation on a table, undress and lay face down on the massage table. Things seem to be progressing normally, he heard a zipper opening and heard her speaking to someone / something, looking around he saw she had released her white cat to roam the room. He noted that Cydney was an attractive lady, late 30's, maybe 40 with nice figure. Finally things started, his back side was covered using a spray bottle of oil. She rubbed him (was wearing latex gloves) from head to toe and some to the rub was sensous. His hopes were up until she told him to turn over. She sprayed on the oil then said "I can't deal with this" after seeing his soft uncut member within the trimmed pubes. She covered him with a towel and continued with her "rub" until he told her to stop and to wipe off the oil. He got dressed and left, of course no tip. She texted him later saying she was sorry she hadn't felt a connection with him. Needless to say he won't repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SeekerMassage;3427245]Was out talking with the mailman's pedicurist's palm reader the other day, who had the following stories about some recent dreams that he has had (palm readers have vivid dreams, it seems):

Timing is critical: Despite it being June and our snowbirds have flown the coop, there are still bad times to visit your local AMP. He was leaving his gym in the cape a few Sundays ago, about 6 pm. This time of year, it is rare to see more than one attendant at most AMPs, so if he sees a car out front, he keeps on going. Anyway, on this particular day, he drove by 8 (yes, eight) establishments (had to leave the Cape and go to FM) before finally finding one that wasn't busy. Damn! This was before the big party, so maybe some things have cooled down for awhile.

On a recent Cape trip, he stopped by CC parkway place. Was met by a late twenties sweety, he didn't get the name. She was short, a little pudgy, but very polite and good massage skills. This was a few days after the party so there was a lot of caution on both sides. He let her brush her legs against his hands but didn't take the bait. Yet. Right before the flip, she moved his hands to his sides to massage the arms. This allowed her to conveniently rub her crotch right on his hand while massaging the arm. What's a fellow to do? He started wiggling his fingers and she immediately became wet and allowed access. Upon the flip, she asked what he wanted. They agreed 1 for some oral evaluation. She immediately bent over and took it with no cover while he continued his research. She was really, really getting wet, so he offered to help with that, figuring that it was about time to reciprocate. She gladly accepted, undressed and he dined at the why. She was REALLY into it and came at least 2 x, after which they switched back and she finished him off. He will want to have this dream again.

Finally, a GOOD massage! A few days ago, he dreamt he was in Bonita and thought he'd try out the new-ish place on the east side of 41, just north of Beach Rd (right by the CVS). He had been doing a lot of exercise and really needed a massage. His lucky day. He was met by a tall, 30-ish girl with short hair, boy-cut, wearing scrubs, and very pretty. She seemed to be all business, so he began to wonder if he had wandered into a legit place. Place was very clean with nice, comfortable tables. He did the full hour for the standard house fee (. 7) and within 5 minutes he didn't care if it was legit or not. He asked for medium, but she quickly adjusted to much harder, which he needed (or kneaded? . Again, due to the recent parties, caution was the word of the day. He didn't care. He said that he has had hundreds of massages and this was hands down (no pun intended) the best massage that he has had. He is bad with names but thought it was Nancy. He was enjoying the massage so much that time ran out before there was time for more, but he definitely got the feeling there were more services. He still tipped. 4 and promised to return, even for just another hour of a GREAT massage.

SM, out.[/QUOTE]Wanted a good massage no extras. My usual AMP provides an excellent massage and a full menu but I didn't think she or for that matter I would settle for just a massage. Couldn't schedule with a known legit. Then remembered reading comment on the place next to CVS by 41 and Bonita Beach. Pulled in no cars. Walk in thin attractive 40 ish greets me and takes me into room. Nice layout. I ask for an hour hand her. 6 as advertised. She immediately asks if I have cash for good tip. I said yes but just massage today. Thinking place was legit an odd exchange. Tells to me undress and get on table. No draping so I use a towel as a signal. She comes in and says oh shy and removes the towel. Starts the massage with good pressure. Does a lot of table climbing knees feet and sits in my ass. All the time I'm keeping hands to myself. On the flip uses towel to cover me starts massaging the thighs and moves right to junior. I shake my head and say not today. She says oh and finishes the legs but there is a noticeable change even comments that this is hard work. I respond his but it keeps you trim and toned. Massage over she says. She seemed disappointed that nothing on the menu was ordered. Might repeat to sample.

So, my fishing buddy spends a lot of time in Port Charlotte as our mutual candy store is Fishing Frank's for tackle, bait and good info.

He has been to 3718 and has enjoyed time with CiCi as mentioned in other reports. He decided to go a little further north on Tamiami and try Lotus at 2265. He was looking to see if he could compare it to 3718 while in PC. Much to his delight, he was smitten by the service he received there. He met a chunky gal by the name of LeLe and decided on the hr for 60. He told me he was having second thoughts as she wasn't as attractive as his other choice at 3718. Off to the table shower he went and was thoroughly washed clean and LeLe seemed to enjoy it as well. Off to the room and as always, he asked for medium rub which was a good massage in his eyes. Lots of contact with him rubbing her legs softly and after some great back and shoulder work, down to the legs and glutes. Glutes got much attention and then he said, things got very interesting. ST began and the tease was on. Now you have to understand that my buddy would spend as much time as possible on he knees and elbows for a reach under any day. He said he was in heaven as she proceeded to do the best reach under and attention to the boys that he has had in quite some time and she just kept going based on his commentary and moves. Finally he turned over and received a very good HE UTC top and concluded with a head and face massage to fill the hour.

He said he now has two go to's in PC and the latter is a 60/40 vs the former at 70/40.

We are off for a day on the water and I expect he won't be in either place today.

Take care and stay safe OR CH.

[QUOTE=Landis1;3635706]Wanted a good massage no extras. My usual AMP provides an excellent massage and a full menu but I didn't think she or for that matter I would settle for just a massage. Couldn't schedule with a known legit. Then remembered reading comment on the place next to CVS by 41 and Bonita Beach. Pulled in no cars. Walk in thin attractive 40 ish greets me and takes me into room. Nice layout. I ask for an hour hand her. 6 as advertised. She immediately asks if I have cash for good tip. I said yes but just massage today. Thinking place was legit an odd exchange. Tells to me undress and get on table. No draping so I use a towel as a signal. She comes in and says oh shy and removes the towel. Starts the massage with good pressure. Does a lot of table climbing knees feet and sits in my ass. All the time I'm keeping hands to myself. On the flip uses towel to cover me starts massaging the thighs and moves right to junior. I shake my head and say not today. She says oh and finishes the legs but there is a noticeable change even comments that this is hard work. I respond his but it keeps you trim and toned. Massage over she says. She seemed disappointed that nothing on the menu was ordered. Might repeat to sample.[/QUOTE]Have driven by this place many times since they opened, but haven't stopped. No TS, correct? Did you eventually "repeat to sample?" Interested in additional info from seniors, PM is fine if you prefer.

A pool guy stopped by AMP on CC parkway in Cape and saw Michele. I'm sure that was her name. 35'ish, not bad looking with medium build. Like to broke his back with the walking thing. Little teasing as he laid on his stomach. He did a little teasing himself and she enjoyed it as well.

Negotiated 1.4 for a checkers match. More than he would normally pay but she was ready and so was he. Game started and she was a wild bucking bronco and really got into it. He was kinda shocked by the enthusiasm. CBC with mish.

7 house and 1. 4 tip. He may return to see if he can tame that wild thing.

Dog out.