Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

Recently joined this board but have yet to post. I felt at this point it was time to contribute considering I've had a lot of experience with many of these women.

Tiff Morgan-Saw here about 2 years ago off of JC. At that time she was sharing a room with ya'hida at some dump motel. Anyway paid $ for hh. Ok cbj followed by break mish and doggie. Unfortunately for me there was a rancid odor coming from her rear that totally killed the experience. The gastly stretch marks didn't do it for me either. Unlike regular ones these were big and red and all around unappealing. She was very quiet during the whole session as well not a spirited attitude like I like, but not a bad one either. Looks-6 attitude-6 performance-4 overall-2 (given the odor, without it 6) Obviously I have not repeated since.

Miss Laureen-Utterly one of the most ugly girls I have ever seen. Her face is absolutely hideous. She has these messed up teeth and literally speaks as if there is some mental disorder. I noticed a big scar on her too so it could be from some accident or something along those lines. She has a decent location in a gated community off of Roswell Rd north of northridge. Looks-2 that was enough for me to pass

Layla Lipps-been maybe 3-4 years since I saw her. She had a porn running in her apt off of Roswell Rd. She kept the room dark but not dark enough to hide her stretch marks. She had a good fun attitude and her pussy queefed at the end of it. Looks-6 attitude-7 performance-7(all doggie) overall 6. 5 I haven't seen her post in a very long time.

Mature Redhead up 75-N-ok well I've had a "rare" experience with her from what I've read. She's definitely heavier than her pics and missing a tooth. But she gave me a great BBBJ and f/s. She claimed to be using a friends apt which was fairly messy but the bedroom was kept alright. She charged me $. 20 but at the end gave me back. 20 to write her a good review on CL. So of course I took the money did it. Looks-4 attitude-7 performance-7 overall-6 still though have not and will not repeat considering the plethora of negative reviews.

Marylynn/meadow of passion-saw her at a hotel off of windy hill. At the time she was charging. 80 for the hh and was doing BBBJ. Very nice laid back provider. Looks-4(too bbw for my tastes) attitude-7 performance-6 overall-5. 5 have not and probably will not repeat

Nikki Millions-saw her at the microtel by the pony a while back after she had her baby. She's definitely a little freaky but once again too bbw for my tastes. Just got a BBBJ for. 80 which was good. Looks-4 attitude-6. 5 performance-6. 5 overall-5. 5

Bree/Brandy/who knows this italian girlshe posts as 22- She's probably the worst rushed service and fucked so many people over that she's had to change her number and name so many times it's really hard to keep up with. Her pics are never of her. She's fat with a lot of stretch marks and a stuck up attitude. Answers her phone with no regard to the customer and then has the audacity to tell people calling to go ahead and come over when you're not even 5 mins into the session. Absolutely HORRIBLE! Looks-4 attitude-1 performance-1 overall-1

Ok well quite honestly I have many more but I felt I should give out the most distinct warnings first before I give out the gems. Welcome me to the board!

Sbrugby

[QUOTE=Astor Bryan]I don't think it's useless info. If a provider is ripping people off or giving lousy service then hobbyists need to know. She may change names, phone numbers but it would be kinda difficult to alter her looks.[/QUOTE]You got a point though they will just use fake pics.

Gents,

This is a fictional account of my time with Kelly and is intended for entertainment purposes only. Called Kelly earlier this week and told her I would like to meet on Saturday. We connected by phone today, and I headed on up to Windy Hill this afternoon. Got to the notel and she gave me the room number. I left my car at Wendy's and got to the room, which was dark as a cave and filled with cigarette smoke.

Once my eyes stopped watering, I left the stars/roses/kisses on the dresser and got to work. I told her I needed at least some light to take photos, and she agreed to one light and the TV. Sorry the photos suck, but I didn't have time to download fake ones from the internet (LOL). Kelly has juvenile acne and stretch marks, but her tits and ass are still round, she's got a sweet face, blond-streaked hair and decent skin everywhere else. Plus she's under five feet, which I've always liked. Good news is she has a nice attitude and is very accommodating. Plus no light screening, which works for me because I'm paranoid as hell.

Started out taking photos, and she let me take as many as I wanted. I didn't have her sign a model release, so the face shots stay with me. I also got a great self-portrait in the full-length vanity mirror where she's brushing my junk out of her mouth and I'm standing there dripping and laughing. Once I was done with the photos, I switched over to video and got some great full-length shots of her with my knob in the foreground (good thing the camera adds ten pounds, or I wouldn't be able to see myself). A few minutes later, she let me pop in her mouth. Let me tell you, it's no easy trick popping and filming. At least the soundtrack's good.

I didn't pay any cash for this session, because that would be illegal. If I had, however, I imagine I would have paid 1. 2 all in. If you want to get ahold of her, she's all over CL. Do a search for Kelly.

I just learned how to use the private message system today, so PM me if you want add'l info. Apologies to anyone who sent me a PM before and I didn't respond.

Enjoy the ride.

Captain Howdy

[QUOTE=Sbrugby]Ok well quite honestly I have many more but I felt I should give out the most distinct warnings first before I give out the gems.
Sbrugby[/QUOTE]

Now THAT is a first post. Welcome to the boards, Sbrugby!

I've studied the pics on Erica's site for a few minutes and honestly can't make a determination. I'm thinking no, but what say you?

Chick from porn site
[url]http://www.bestsexteen.org/0035/19-teen-amateur-sex/book-mark.htm[/url]

Amy
[url]http://ericasgirlfriends.wetpaint.com/page/AMY+PICTURES[/url]

[QUOTE=Dirty Dog 1983]I've studied the pics on Erica's site for a few minutes and honestly can't make a determination. I'm thinking no, but what say you?

Chick from porn site
[url]http://www.bestsexteen.org/0035/19-teen-amateur-sex/book-mark.htm[/url]

Amy
[url]http://ericasgirlfriends.wetpaint.com/page/AMY+PICTURES[/url][/QUOTE]Not the same girl.

[QUOTE=Sbrugby]

Ok well quite honestly I have many more but I felt I should give out the most distinct warnings first before I give out the gems. Welcome me to the board!

Sbrugby[/QUOTE]

Great reviews Sbrugby!!!!!! Welcome to the board!!!

[QUOTE=Dirty Dog 1983]I've studied the pics on Erica's site for a few minutes and honestly can't make a determination. I'm thinking no, but what say you?

Chick from porn site
[url]http://www.bestsexteen.org/0035/19-teen-amateur-sex/book-mark.htm[/url]

Amy
[url]http://ericasgirlfriends.wetpaint.com/page/AMY+PICTURES[/url][/QUOTE]

Definitely very similar, but I'll say no.

Amy has a fairly large freckle on her forehead above her left eye which the porn chick is lacking; the porn chick has two freckles below her left nipple which are missing on Amy. Also the porn chick has obviously had a kid, and while Amy probably has also (I mean, haven't almost all budget providers?) it doesn't seem quite as apparent.

Then, I haven't seen Amy in the flesh, so she may actually have the aforementioned freckles and they may just not show up on her photos. Until new evidence surfaces, though, I'd say they aren't the same hoes.

O.

[QUOTE=Captain Howdy]Gents,

This is a fictional account of my time with Kelly and is intended for entertainment purposes only. Called Kelly earlier this week and told her I would like to meet on Saturday. We connected by phone today, and I headed on up to Windy Hill this afternoon. Got to the notel and she gave me the room number. I left my car at Wendy's and got to the room, which was dark as a cave and filled with cigarette smoke.

Once my eyes stopped watering, I left the stars/roses/kisses on the dresser and got to work. I told her I needed at least some light to take photos, and she agreed to one light and the TV. Sorry the photos suck, but I didn't have time to download fake ones from the internet (LOL). Kelly has juvenile acne and stretch marks, but her tits and ass are still round, she's got a sweet face, blond-streaked hair and decent skin everywhere else. Plus she's under five feet, which I've always liked. Good news is she has a nice attitude and is very accommodating. Plus no light screening, which works for me because I'm paranoid as hell.

Started out taking photos, and she let me take as many as I wanted. I didn't have her sign a model release, so the face shots stay with me. I also got a great self-portrait in the full-length vanity mirror where she's brushing my junk out of her mouth and I'm standing there dripping and laughing. Once I was done with the photos, I switched over to video and got some great full-length shots of her with my knob in the foreground (good thing the camera adds ten pounds, or I wouldn't be able to see myself). A few minutes later, she let me pop in her mouth. Let me tell you, it's no easy trick popping and filming. At least the soundtrack's good.

I didn't pay any cash for this session, because that would be illegal. If I had, however, I imagine I would have paid 1. 2 all in. If you want to get ahold of her, she's all over CL. Do a search for Kelly.

I just learned how to use the private message system today, so PM me if you want add'l info. Apologies to anyone who sent me a PM before and I didn't respond.

Enjoy the ride.

Captain Howdy[/QUOTE]

thanks for the detailed review....she sounds decent but I can't stand women who won't fuck in a well-lit room. I'm very visual and this is usually a dealkiler for me. And it just shows they don't have a good attitude if they can't even compromise in that one area.

But your session with her sounds hot and would be worth 1.2. I guess she has done porn before, so it's no big deal for her to get pics and vid taken of her.

[QUOTE=Sbrugby]Recently joined this board but have yet to post. I felt at this point it was time to contribute considering I've had a lot of experience with many of these women.

Ok well quite honestly I have many more but I felt I should give out the most distinct warnings first before I give out the gems. Welcome me to the board!

Sbrugby[/QUOTE]

yes, definitely welcome and thanks for the reviews. Those reviews make me want to keep my money in my pocket and my dick in my pants, but I'll be curious to hear the better ones as well.

Sbrugby, if the gems are as good as the warnings are bad...I definitely look forward to the gems!

Ok so one more mediocre review.

Asian sensation Sally-She's a 35 yr old indian lady who advertises as 25. She's chubby with a belly but big boobs. Met her at her incall location off of roswell rd between pied and peach. Nice upscale apt. Gave me the shower and massage for 125. She gets topless and thats about it. No extras what so ever but she does encourage you to jack yourself. Bubbly personality but pretty disappointing overall. Wasn't worth the $. 25 even though I got some complimentary dress socks and a $25 coupon for my next visit. Looks-5 attitude-7 performance-3 overall-4

Ok so has anyone seen sasha?

[url]http://atlanta.craigslist.org/ers/676672394.html[/url]

She used to have an incall in marietta but I guess she's down in buckhead now. She looks smoking hot from all her pics but I was hoping for some intel before I strike. I'd toftt if I had to but some friendly input would be nice.

Wondering if any of you have dreamt about Nikki on CL. Her heading is Pretty in Pink and she looks mighty tasty. I'm in town for the week and looking for some advice on this one or maybe others. Looking for outcall since I don't know my way around the city.

[QUOTE=Sbrugby]

[url]http://atlanta.craigslist.org/ers/676672394.html[/url]

She used to have an incall in marietta but I guess she's down in buckhead now. She looks smoking hot from all her pics but I was hoping for some intel before I strike. I'd toftt if I had to but some friendly input would be nice.[/QUOTE]

She has several reviews on that other board. A brief overview she's smokin HOT, but has many rules: NO DATY, no BBBJ, no kissing, etc.

[QUOTE=Sbrugby]

Ok so has anyone seen sasha?

[url]http://atlanta.craigslist.org/ers/676672394.html[/url]

She used to have an incall in marietta but I guess she's down in buckhead now. She looks smoking hot from all her pics but I was hoping for some intel before I strike. I'd toftt if I had to but some friendly input would be nice.[/QUOTE]

First, I have NOT seen Sasha - however, she has multiple reviews on T-E-R.

The skinny:
Hot body
Russian chick (and they are freaks, I usually find, in a good way)
BBBJ, but no CIM
No kissing
No DATY
No anal
Allows multiples

She has implants, is about 5'8", shaved pussy and a few tats - ie. probably is or was a dancer (wondering is she's the Sasha I know from Pink Pony... probably not though, not thin enough).

I noticed her backpage as lists her rate as $200, and from her reviews it lists her fee as $220/hr.

I probably would *not* see her myself (too many restrictions means it will feel like she's doing a job) but she is smoking hot - and evidently the pics are accurate.

O.