Massage Parlor Reports

I'm new in town, and am looking for a good place for a good "massage". Just recently moved to the DC area.

Any good suggestions?

My usual spot on a very cold rainy night. Only one attendant was available, so no choice, but mamasan assured me satisfaction. My attendant was Nana: pretty short, shy of tight, not young, but a very nice pair of natural ones (C or greater).

The TS was A+; best I've had in 5 years. The therapeutic rub down was a little weak, but there was a A+ build up to the end. I'm not a FS guy, but this was one of the most pleasurable experiences to date. Second only to one on I street back in the day. One thing weird was how Nana occasionally gave light head butts. She's got a hard head.

Fare was usual

When I was at 1413 a couple weeks ago, there were two guys hanging out at the top of the steps. One guy was wearing a floppy hat, and said, "yeah, we are open, come on in! " Like he worked there, or something. Then he added, "Hey man, they have white girls around the corner. " I just looked at him like he was a fucking asshole. His homless buddy then tried to hit me up for a buck. I ignored him, too. Went down and rang the bell. I was tempted to say something to mama about them, but frankly I forgot about it when I saw Bebe walk in!

It does seem like these chumps are turning up outside AMP's more often.

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]I went to the place across the street from the place J.W. Booth played out his final act. 2 guys in a beat up car showed up. One got out and tried to play a pimp to me, telling me he had the real deal, and the girls in the AMP were ripoffs. He was real pushy about it. I told him I was just waiting for someone. The whole thing put me off, so I left. The guy was a medium skinned black guy in a floppy hat. Anybody else have the same experience around there?

I went around to ESPN Zone for a beer. Then pissed all over the place because of the whole ordeal.[/QUOTE]

Recently had a dream about New York's northeastern parts. My dreams usually take me to places close to the metro, but not this time.

In my dreams I met a girl named Peanut (or maybe she was trying to say [I]Pena[/I] or something). Very young and innocent looking face. It makes you wonder why she's not hanging out with her friends at the mall instead, or at least why she's not at a high end shop back home. Just judging by her face, it looks like she's early 20s [I]at most[/I]. Very tight body, despite the enhancements, which I didn't mind and they were very nicely done anyway. Probably one of the better bodies I've seen, but your mileage may vary. Not too talkative but definitely friendly and welcoming.

TS was average. Got a hard massagi and she walked on my back a little. Which I usually don't like, because who knows if they'd mess up my back. CBJ was good but not exceptional. It was shorter than I like but I didn't complain. I was eager to move on. Cowgirl, mish, and finished by walking the dog. She's not the best technician I've had (though definitely gets the job done) but I really liked her body+face so this is most probably a repeat.

[QUOTE=Tjunkyard357]One thing weird was how Nana occasionally gave light head butts. She's got a hard head.[/QUOTE]
Man, I thought it was only me...glad I've got a hard head too! They were full up late on Wednesday night too. Nothing new to add, but agree the TS was excellent.

Been following these posts on CL for a while. There are multiple listings with the same phone number. One of them was for a provider named Tasha, who doesn't do FS, but has some ads for BDSM and some for massage. I got a half-hour session for $.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/497163475.html[/url]

It was okay. Not sure if that picture is really her, but she was decent looking. Not much interactivity. Surprisingly decent massage. Nice completion. Not sure if I would repeat. Might be better next time, but it's also possible she's not really into it. Also, kind of a dicey neighborhood, near Taylor Yates, if you've seen her.

[QUOTE=Thesailor]When I was at 1413 a couple weeks ago, there were two guys hanging out at the top of the steps. One guy was wearing a floppy hat, and said, "yeah, we are open, come on in! " Like he worked there, or something. Then he added, "Hey man, they have white girls around the corner. " I just looked at him like he was a fucking asshole. His homless buddy then tried to hit me up for a buck. I ignored him, too. Went down and rang the bell. I was tempted to say something to mama about them, but frankly I forgot about it when I saw Bebe walk in!

It does seem like these chumps are turning up outside AMP's more often.[/QUOTE]

This kind of thing comes and goes. Its hard to tell how someone will react but sometimes I just tell belligerent homeless people "back off mother fucker!" (with no trace of visible fear) and they backoff. Would be pimps might get violent. They have actually gotten into the AMPs and wreaked some havoc in there, threatening the women and such. Some AMPs close down for a month or so because of this kind of thing. Pimps are absolutely the scumiest mother fuckers on the earth. I just wish someone would just deal with them.

[QUOTE=Zeigmann]I'm new in town, and am looking for a good place for a good "massage". Just recently moved to the DC area.

Any good suggestions?[/QUOTE]Ziggy,
Damn. I'm stumped. I don't think the service is available in DC. You have to fuck them or they throw you out. Try Virginia or Maryland -- they don't let you fuck as much there, so maybe they will give you a massage...

I bet the information you seek is like - written right here. Just scroll down and read a few fucking pages. There is software that can read web pages out loud to you if you are unable to read it all by yourself.

Good luck, sounds like you are gonna need it.
LL

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Ziggy,

Damn. I'm stumped. I don't think the service is available in DC. You have to fuck them or they throw you out. Try Virginia or Maryland -- they don't let you fuck as much there, so maybe they will give you a massage...

I bet the information you seek is like - written right here. Just scroll down and read a few fucking pages. There is software that can read web pages out loud to you if you are unable to read it all by yourself.

Good luck, sounds like you are gonna need it.

LL[/QUOTE]LOL! This guy is so funny and witty, as always.:rolleyes:

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Ziggy,

Damn. I'm stumped. I don't think the service is available in DC. You have to fuck them or they throw you out. Try Virginia or Maryland -- they don't let you fuck as much there, so maybe they will give you a massage.

I bet the information you seek is like - written right here. Just scroll down and read a few fucking pages. There is software that can read web pages out loud to you if you are unable to read it all by yourself.

Good luck, sounds like you are gonna need it.

LL[/QUOTE]Hear hear. Nobody ever gets the RTFF do they. If it was a snake the dude would be dead.

Ok, some I'm a couple weeks late on getting the word out, but hey, I was on vacation.

Anyway, I went to go see Ruby across the street from where I am a member, and Ruby was AWESOME. The TS was fabulous, the massage was Outstanding, and the flip. Was OK. No insertion, but I Senior can write me for more details and exact locations.

Went back to 1413 upon hearing that Nana was there. I'd had only a couple hours of sleep over the past few days but she woke me up nonetheless. She really acts like she's really glad to see you. She probably really is glad, but the cynic in me won't be silenced. YMMV of course -- I like her and I do believe she likes me back. Anyway, she gives a really good massagi, and her french is to die for, and she will accommodate you in most ways with enthusiasm. For you uninitiated, she's not a spinner and not dazzlingly beautiful, just pretty and sweet and very fun. Treat her well and you'll be rewarded well.

JJJ,
Dude, thanks for the tip - last one you sent I followed up on. Verdict is that she is not the person we are looking for, but definitely worth a visit.

OK Here is the deal, Today, Wed Dec 5, at 12:30pm in Northwest somewhere, there is a roundtable happening! Hope you read early.

If you are not a notable posting member, don't respond, cause I might miss your PM.

OTOH, If you are a contributing member, have time for lunch with some of PM me by noon for the location. No girls, regular restaurant with a few of the boys.

LoveLOS

[QUOTE=Entropyrules]On a recent visit to DC I decided to try Supra - very convenient from the hotel I was staying in. Wasn't sure initially walking in if it was the right place, as only a psychic is advertised, but inside there is a sign just for a "spa" - 4th floor. The old mamasan opened the door and took me straight into a room, as we walked in I asked who was available though as I hadn't been there before, i didn't know the names so she arranged a line-up. She took the 60 for the house. I sat and waited a few minutes then in walk 3 stunningly beautiful girls - Won, Ruby, and one other whose name I didn't catch. Chose Won - her breasts were just perfect, though far from natural, but her face and body - very sexy!

she had me strip then asked what i wanted - "everything" so she indicated I should leave the money on the table. I tried leaving 60, but she pouted, then 80 and she said it was too little, indicating with her hands just a hand job, so I ended up leaving a 100.

I laid down and she stripped, then jumped on the table, giving me a pleasant enought massage, nothing too special. Though the breast rub against the back sure did feel good. Upon turning over she immediately started fondling me and then got up for a minute - she came back and started sucking me, having put a condom in her mouth. I just couldn't get over her breats - they were enhanced, but fortunately she didn't opt for size, but rather firmness. Next time will have to opt for some more tit action!

Overall the experience was great, perhaps a bit expensive. I still favor WGS in NYC, though anything beyond a happy ending seems to be off limits, the full spa experience is very relaxing. At Supra I wasn't offered a table shower before or after, though she did clean me up with a hot towel.

Definately worth a revisit - I just hope I get to go back to DC sometime soon![/QUOTE]


If this was just CBJ, then you overpaid...if this was "everything", then it was the going rate.

BigTigg

[QUOTE=Entropyrules] ... I sat and waited a few minutes then in walk 3 stunningly beautiful girls - Won, Ruby, and one other whose name I didn't catch. Chose Won - her breasts were just perfect, though far from natural, but her face and body - very sexy! ... [/QUOTE]I also selected Won during my last visit. "Everything" was provided for the standard fee but there were too many rules (don't touch this, don't do that). It all felt very mechanical, almost as if she was Rosie the Robot from the Jetson's. I will not repeat.

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